>meet real life Marie Kanker
>life has many doors ed boy
>somehow impress her
>spend a lot of time together
>like the inevitability of all things, break up
>send her home for being typical grill3.14
>time goes by
>maybe i miss her, why did i break up with her?
>get back to being on speaking terms with her
>unable to win her back over
>neutral evil alignment, willing to do most things to win her back
>trying to come up with a gift idea to shit on valentines day
>be an idiot
>come to 4chan for advice
help me obi gyn kenobi, you're my only hope
>inb4 tits or gtfo
we actually call each other scum fuckers and we chain smoke cigarettes together. most of the time we spent together was her playing twisted metal next to me while I worked from home, listening to shit tier music, insulting each other and the outside world or having sex.
thank you anon. the sex wasn't my favorite, but definitely upper middle to upper half if I am rating it. I don't know, this ass + the way we talk to each other = many a good evening. help me be in it's orbit again.
BTW, I would not share her pics without first getting consent when taking them. we've had sex on cam together, etc. they are going to good use atm. consent is cool. ^-^
I'll play devil's advocate for you OP, even if all the memespeak is maximum cringe.
If you've been in a relationshit with a 4chan/weeb girl, a lot of nerdspeak replaces what would otherwise be your cutesy talk, and it is relieveing in a way to be open and comfortable about being fucking garbage.
Also know that these types of girls you can [sarcastic, cynical nerds] are not the type you can keep or win back. You gotta accept it and stop being such a fucking beta orbiter. Maybe when she sees you move on from her punk ass she's be attracted to your indifference, but 'win h-her back' isn't the way.
>guys halp i want to win this girl back, what can i do?
>oh i know, maybe if i show everyone her naked body without her express permission she'll finally love me
you're an autist man, this site is doing you no favors
Had a similar situation with this girl. although we never went beyond just being friends. After not speaking for a while and our friendship growing cold, I made the ballsy move to show up unannounced outside oh her apartment complex with a gift, something she had been saying she really wanted on her social media and stuff for months.
It could've very well blown up in my face, but I was desperate and correctly thought it'd be my last chance to reconnect with her.
Anyway, I see her stick her head out her apartment window, yelling,
"Anon, what the fuck are you doing? Why are you at my place? ...what's that you have in your hands?"
Me: "You'll have to come down to find out."
I show her what it is. She's so happy she starts crying and embraces me. Asks how the fuck I pulled it off, and I slyly said that I just "pulled some strings."
We said our good-byes.
Ten minutes later, I get a text saying that she pulled some strings herself and could leave the house to hang out. She and her friend joined me for a walk around town, a toke in the park, and more fun back at her place lady. (Nothing sexual, perverts, just jokes and playing with her pets.)
I think the same thing could work in your case. Go for broke, show some balls, and do an over-the-top gesture to show you care. Worst case scenario, nothing happens, like what's happening now.
Best case scenario? Sex.