ITT we post our Tinder URLs and rate each others profiles.

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Thoughts/criticism would be much appreciated

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>>23160231
>>23160231
Seen this on last thread. Think the hair pulling thing is a bit much but 8/10. Hown is it working for yah?

Also mine: I have like no pictures of myself. Can probably find a couple old ones...

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>>23160482
Same, i have absolutely no photos aside from these 3.

How tall are you?

>>23160546
6'4"

suggestions?

>>23160568
>>23160546

lol just looked at yours. cannot tell if trolling

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which pic is the worst/ should i get rid of

>>23160568
Unfortunately no, you saw my profile, I'm just as bad at this as you friendo.

>>23160580
Unfortunately not trolling. How can i come across as more serious?

>>23160635
And i just realized you're the same person. Fucking rip.

Am not used to IDs i dont use this board too often. My bad.

>>23160635
not having a pic of you biting a dildo would help. maybe not mentioning suicide.

also can't actually tell what you look like in any of your pictures.

Just wanted to thank /tinder/ for your advice in past threads. Date cancelled last night, and I booked two more inside an hour. Got another date set with the first one, and the girl I met later that night came home with me and buried my dick in her head like a pornstar. 10/10

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any feedback?

the second picture is a little fuzzy here, but it's me hugging a miniature horse.

>>23160621
First one is unflattering. The third might be your best.

I myself debate the merits of wearing glasses in my main pic. Most women tell me I look better without and I know they make me look a little younger and "softer".

hi guys/gals if tinder general. what kind of advice can you give a guy who gets matches but has trouble/is unsure of how to lead the matches into meet ups and such? whats the best way to approach a chat with a match?

>>23161766
Why don't you share a chat log.

IME you compliment/comment on a photo or say something interesting/funny about what they wrote in their profile, bat the banter back and forth a couple times, and then say "you seem cool, want to meet for a drink at <bar you like> at <date and time within the next three days>.

For whatever reason, I seem to strike out if I ask when they're available. Take the lead and don't give them the chance to think it over too much. Girls are inundated with chats and invitations, so make it easy for her to say yes.

Everyone is different. Some girls want to chat for days about mundane bullshit, others want a good looking guy to say "hey, I have some molly, want to come over and fuck?"

Does tinder only take pics from Facebook or can they be uploaded separately?

>>23161909
FB only--you have very few user controls inside the app. Basically they use FB's identity verification as a way to cut back on fake users/sock puppets.

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>be 6'5''
>see cute girl that has "really tall" as only thing in bio
>super like
>half hour later
>get alert that I have a new match
>it's her
>thinking of something to say
>She's already unmatched me
How rude.

>>23161941
Happens alla time. Really aesthetic chicks can afford to unmatch anybody for anything, no matter how ridiculous.

I feel pretty accomplished that I can reliably hit up chicks in my own league, online dating is a fucking gauntlet of rejection for men.

>>23161989
I just think it's funny that she saw I super liked her, she swiped right, thought about it, and then unmatched, haha.
I mean, I've certainly unmatched girls that I accidentally liked before, but never a super like. Though, I've only been super liked one time before...

I just started using tinder today, guess I'm getting used to it I hit the x button on some definetly bang able broads but just started hitting like on most of them. Not an ugly guy normal looking I guess but it didn't say any matches. How do I know if any chick's like me on that damn thing.

>>23162059

Swipe right to all of them.

Then take your pick.

Also if it smells fake, it is.

>>23160621

self depreciation is not sexy, doesnt matter if its clearly a joke.

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Might as well post here and ask how this looks. I do alright, usually a match or two a day, but I don't live near a huge city, so I think I'm running out of possible matches.
I just came up with the tall people things, and I'm not sure on it, what do you guys think?

how do people start a somewhat healthy conversation? Getting mathces aint a problem, keeping them is

Do you need an active fb to use tinder? What if I have literally no group photos of myself or 3rd person photos of me (or friends)
Is a few well angled selfies enough?

>>23162168
Sounds like you're not making your move fast enough. Talk to these girls for too long and they'll move on. You should have their number and set up a date within like, 20 messages or less.
And healthy? I use Koalaties 99% of the time and it works from there. Then you just talk about shit. Say tinder kills your battery or that it's glitchy and ask for her number. Easy peasy.
>>23162175
You better start asking people to take pictures of/with you then.

>>23161159
Too many animals, you need pictures with other people aswell or you just seem like a crazy animal guy.

That being said one or two animal pictures is good :)

>>23162198
>asking people to take pics of me
Yeah rite bro

>>23162110
Like the last line. Overall good.

>>23162320
Cool, thanks.

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>>23160482
surprisingly well
smile dude!

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Getting virtually no matches. Help, please.

>>23162523
if i were you id remove the obv posing shots. you want your pics to show a snapshot of your life as in "hey you caught me kayaking" etc

im drunk btw

>>23162523
You need two group pictures, you need to learn to smile, stand more relaxed, and get rid of that netflix dislike. I don't care if you hate it, everybody else on the planet loves it, and that includes hot chicks.

>>23162523
Add some friends on your pics, have them less staged. Another good tip is to add alot of interests

>>23162523
http://tinderguysposingwithart.tumblr.com/
dont pose with art
you got cool facial hair
Less posed pics
some with freinds
some with animals
youll be good brother

Should I get a tinder for valentine's day or just go to a bunch of singles parties or what? I'm horny but bummed right now and I don't know if it will help.

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Advice? Pics are in order left to right

>>23160546
suicide is a nice option

>>23163377
Delete that first pic. You look like a typical white fag tourist

My friend tells me that the more often you are on Tinder (as in, being active and swiping constantly), then the lower you are ranked in the stack of guys in the pool; Conversely, the longer you go without activity, the higher-up you are promoted in the pile, and therein the more exposure your profile gets. Is this true, or is this a crock of shit?

>>23160845
It's actually a dildo mustache. But i get your point. If i don't have any photos of me that aren't in my house or taken from a stream like the dildo one what should i do? Don't wanna look boring or anything.

I only get bots on Tinder, damn

>>23160194
c.mishel
add me on snapchat

>>23163668
That would make a lot of sense

>two girls I want to super like
>don't swipe either, just turning off the app whenever they pop up to get a new set of girls
>get super likes back
>not a trace of them
I feel like this happens a lot.
I also tried to keep the app open on one girl and just wait, but the fucking thing crashed and messed it up.
This app just gets worse and worse with each update. It's amazing.

>>23163668
Holy shit! That makes so much sense for me. I use it very regularly I used to get matches all the time now its rare that I do, and when I do its generally from someone I swipped right to a week+ ago.

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>mfw all the girls I match with are fat, ugly, or desperate-with-children

I can't quite describe the feeling I have right now, I think I might've preferred no matches at all.

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is this a good main pic or is it autism

>>23164671
i would have tried to fuck u when i had a tinder based on this alone but my bio just said "wrote her suicide note in comic sans" soooo

it's a toss up

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Pretty much no luck with this app.

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Idk desu senpai

>>23160546
What the fuck

>>23164718
All your pictures are doing the same thing: showing your face. You're a race car driver? Show me you in a race car--yes even with a helmet on. Also 1-2 group photos are a good idea.

>>23164757
Is this successful for you? Your description makes you look really douchy. You have to play the game. "Not really looking for anything serious" is the same as saying "Its tinder why do you think I'm here? [to bone]" but it comes off as more casual.

>>23164757
the open leather jacket when you have no chest hair (or facial hair) looks beyond ridiculous.

>all these posts saying use group photos

What if you're a socially retarded shut in with no friends?

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>>23162110
>>23162320
>>23162363
Haha! Validation! Surprised it's worked this fast.

>>23163668
I believe that. Whenever I delete the app from my phone, I always have a bunch of matches on my account, and most of them are from days after I deleted it.

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>>23160845
>>23164827
>>23163680
OK Is this any better at all? Replaced some photos and got rid of the suicide thing, filled the space with a different hobby.

>>23165953
Did you get that piercing to match your mole?

>>23166015
They're both piercings actually. Lost the other black one so I replaced it with a silver one.

>>23166056
You should stop wearing both.

>>23164671
I'm beginning to feel like a neck beard
neck beard

all my people from the net start to act weird
act weird

and if he is as bananas as you say there's no telling what

I FAP TO KONY 2012

>>23166133
Why? Would removing them improve my looks or does it just look autistic/not make a difference?

>>23166335
Those kind of piercings are either for edgy autists or kids, if you are none of the two mentioned, then you should remove them.

Also maybe choose the 3rd pic as your main? I know some people dig smoking, but others don't, so you might catch instant left swipes because of that. If you want to show you are a smoker, put it in the bio. Girls rarely read it but if they complain, you can direct them to the bio.

A group picture and an additional animal picture could improve your profile by a lot, if you can, try getting one of euach, and remove that last picture. Doesn't show your face, hobbies or your body, it's useless.

Bio is better but it could use some more touches. You shouldn't blatantly lie on this shit but show your good points and things going for you, leave the bad stuff out.

What's some advice you guys and gals can give a guy in regards to breaking the ice on Tinder? I feel like it's relatively easy to keep the banter up and comfortable after such, but introductions can be tough without being there in person, feeling them out and stuff. Any tips on good openings?

>>23167374
Are you a Koala? Because it seems you have all the koalaties that I'm looking for.

It works on like 90% of all the girls I've matched with. If they ask what those koalaties are, list off koala things like grey fur and black beady eyes.
They eat this shit up, it's almost not even fair to use it as an opening.

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Seems to work ok.

>>23160231
is that steve avery?

>>23160546
Photo retouch artist with no photos? How

>>23167439
I get paid to capture and/or do shit to other people's photos, I don't really have any of myself.

>>23167479
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>>23167479
Go to the mall, find an Asian under the age of 30, hand them your camera or phone and say please take a picture of me.

>>23167530
that's a pretty good idea, actually. Might try it, or at the very least be more open with taking photos when out with friends or something.

>>23167415
That's, well. Not bad I suppose. Mind if I steal that for sometimes?

>>23162465
Stealing your line bruh

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I had a picture of me being ripped, but I thought that maybe it was turning girls off, so I replaced it with the snowboarding pic. But I'm not looking anything serious, so I dunno.

>>23167424
>Average geeky white guy
Noo you are handsome af.

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I haven't posted on 4chan in ages but

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>>23168656
And just a few seconds before that

>>23167424
>Average geeky white guy
Do you mean Adonis-like white guy?

What's a good way to open when a girl doesn't have anything noteworthy in her bio/pics?

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>>23167424
Pretty good senpai
>>23165953
stop sticking things in and around your mouth pal
>>23160231
those pictures are great man

>>23169803
>>23167415

Damn, I'm not homosexual, but a ton of these guys posting on here are very attractive, extremely so some of them. Good job 4chan.

>>23163377
Get a proper haircut and you could actually be pretty hot. At the moment your hair reminds me of people with Down's syndrome

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>>23164671
I have never seen another picture that better encapsulates the sentence "I'm an autist with no friends, no self-confidence and that doesn't leave my parents' basement."

Don't wear sunglasses in your Tinder photos and use one of you doing things.

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Will I ever find love?

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>>23160194
Anything to improve?

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Rate my pic order (which to shuffle and/or delete)

https://www.gotinder.com/@jokesyth

Girlfriend just broke up with me, have no idea what I'm doing. Any tips? Can post the rest of my profile if need be.

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>>23168656
>>23168667
Jeez. You stray a little too far from cities and this is what happens.

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>>23174113
Some people are just so unfortunate.
Eugenics now.

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How do I make may description better?

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This chick reminds me of those goofy cosplayers.

>>23174138
You're trying too hard

>>23174265
Not very constructive but I see where you are coming from.

>>23174298
Like you're attractive enough to not have to include all the quirky shit to make people like you

>>23174180
It's the teeth and cheeks.

>>23174265
as if that was actual person posting their tinder

>>23174180
>On tinder
>Not interested in hookups.

God...she sounds nuts too. She's one of those chicks who will be all over the news for beating the old people with a rubber hose full of sand and urinating on them.

>>23162110
bahahaha do you live in Ohio?

>>23174331
Yup. Do I know you?

>>23174340
no, but you're about to kekeke

>>23174340
I've had classes with you

>>23174350
Huh, small world. Which class? Was it recent?

>>23174364
A math class a few semesters ago and statistics last semester. Possibly more, but I don't recall.

>>23174309
But how will people know how funny and annoying I am anon? And that I love halo and pizza?

>>23174390
By talking to you?

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Used to get a decent amount now next to nothing

>>23174383
I don't think I can pick you out, sorry, haha.
That stats class was such a waste of time though. Ready for classes tuesday?

>>23174408
Why did you put Andrew as your name when your name is George?

>>23174405
Shit you're right. Any ideas for what I should change it to. I serially just wrote the first thing that came to mind and kept it.

>>23174418
I like that you don't know who I am. I want to be anonymous. I (we?) still have to take the second stats class, OSM, which sucks. Classes should be fairly fun for me this semester. I only go Tue/Thur, which is nice. How about you?

>>23174408
Don't use a group pic for your number 1. You should delete/remake your account though.

>>23174138
>24
>looks 17
That Asian gene, though

>>23174437
I usually don't have to worry about staying anon since nobody at our school is on 4chan, haha.
My professor for OSM is good based on rate my professor, so it shouldn't be as bad as last semester.
I go in every day, but I only have one class on TTH (plus it's super easy so I'll probably be skipping it a lot), and I get to leave early on Fridays.
It's a pretty easy schedule this semester too.

>>23174439
This is the first time I've done it, in the past I've used pic2 as the main. advice for next time?

>>23174421
You're probably thinking of my brother. he goes to school in ohio

>>23174482
2,3,or5 could work, I think. The beer one covers too much of your face. 3 is cool, but it's too posed with sunglasses, which shouldn't be worn in your main.

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>>23174491
>Vandelay Industries
Come on, anon.

>>23174477
Am I retarded or did our stats professor change the test question on some of the problems he was supposed to give us in class? I thought he was a good professor and only told us what we needed to know, but I swear he changed or didn't talk about some of the things on the exams.

>>23174528
I liked that he only told us what we needed, but he was awful at time management. So much wasted time. Yeah, that final was some bullshit, haha. I did well enough on the others so it wasn't an issue though.

>>23174584
Are you a general business major? I'm doing information systems.

>>23174648
Yup, GBM. Getting an English Minor, too.

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Any tips? I don't get a lot of matches and when I do never know how to start a convo

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>>23174138
Wish you were near me, but as for feedback that description is all over the place. A little too blunt if I'm being honest and sporadic. Might wanna consider just putting a little bit about you, what you're after, and what you're looking for I guess. It seems like you're after a hookup at first but then shit hits the fan a little. I like the picture though and the bit about the DragonBalls was funny...or to me at least.

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https://www.gotinder.com/@edogawa
"Eh, heard about this app quite a bit, so I installed it today (2016-01-16)
I have various hobbies and interests, including reading, hiking, swimming, board games, programming, and sysadminning.
Also, I looooove animals.
Looking for pretty much anything~"
All the photographs were taken with a real camera, not a cameraphone.

Let's see here https://www.gotinder.com/@msteph

>>23173405

You must have a degree in social awkwardness to not get hit on

>>23174180

My type

Likes Jesus

I could make this work give me a bottle of jack Daniels a dark room and let her pick the music I could make this work

>>23176098
I don't know if it's because I'm looking at this on a computer or what, but all of your pictures are blurry. Everything else looks sharp as a tack so I'm gonna suggest you take some pictures with better resolution resolution. Also it looks like your just kinda looking into the camera with a blank expression. Smile a little bit. It's much more inviting if you do. You should also get some pictures of yourself with other people. It'll keep you from looking like your incredibly antisocial or have some foul disease. I'd probably cut out the part about hearing about the app and when you installed it. It's not incredibly important. The animals bit is kinda odd, maybe write down that you like (and use the word "like") dogs or cats or some shit. If you're just looking for friends, which it looks like you are, it isn't a bad start. Just try to present yourself as a little more personable.

>>23175715
Thank you for the advice. I definitely don't want to sound like I'm looking for a hook up but I also don't want it to be boring and generic.

>>23176166
The Tinder edit page always messes them up, but full size, the images are good.
Yeah, I already cut out the first part right after I posted it.
Shall edit the part about animals now~
Thanks!

And n'aww, in reality, I've only had sex with men before, so I'm using Tinder to try to get a girl.

>>23176171
Try going for some type of hook then like a funny joke or cheesy pickup line then...unless that's totally not you. It's best to be yourself and be transparent about what you want...or at least again this is what I'd recommend. Many people straight up say they're dtf/hookup or just here for whatever other reason that may be. Oh or you could keep it ambiguous/mysterious and that could be a hook. State certain interests but keep it vague enough so that they want more. I've sometimes seen people do stuff like that and finish with swipe right to find out more or if you're interested. Something along those lines. It really all boils down to what you want and hell why you're using the damn thing in the first place really. Different strokes for different folks.

>>23173405
i would take the parrot pic away. also change your bio. Personally speaking I'd go on a date with you if it was for the pics. but that bio makes me want to punch you.

>>23173464
a good rule is you'd always have to be the most attractive one in group pics. so delete the one where you look like a zombie.

>>23174138
people are not really going to look at your bio that much, you are beautiful enough to get practially everyone. But please syop it with that dragonball/ avenge bullshit, really cringy

how do you deal with
>not here for hookups

are they secretly wanting sex and just say it to sound less slutty? or do actual goody girls use tinder?

>>23173405
>>23174138
What do you 2 even need tinder for? Attractive and both of you sound fairly interesting/fun.

Are you just there for hookups or looking for more?

>>23174298
It's fine, I think your bio is funny and would swipe right, different opinions I guess.

>>23176817
It generally means you just need to take them on a date or two before they agree to fuck you. Don't be aggressive, and just take it easy.

Alright, I downloaded tinder about an hour ago and have got 3 matches.

What exactly is a guy supposed to say to a girl in their opening line?

high functioning autist here so my peopling skills aren't very good, but just like most things i can learn to be good at them through practice.

any ideas on starting chatting to these gals?

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>>23165547
>I'm partial to checking the weather up here.
Might just be the sleep deprivation talking but that's funny as fuck

Anyway, mine, I've got work and that I'm a student as part of the details tinder pulls from Facebook so there's no need to include that. Any suggestions?

>>23177333
Read the thread before asking for advice.

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i talked to a chick on tinder, said we should go out and got her number but she hasn't replied to me in over a day when i was trying to set up a date

its not fair guys

>>23177698
Nobody on tinder owes anybody anything.
Don't get emotionally attached, and move on to the next girl.
There's always another girl.

>>23177837
Shave that shit, fuck it looks awful.
Get a picture with you and your instrument. Delete 3.

>16 matches
>only 1 is a girl

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>>23160194

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Remade mine yesterday, have around 50 matches so far. Give any tips to improve, kind of want a new bio too.

>>23177773
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>>23160546
Jesus Christ this is worse than mine
>>23160621
Kek. Also not a bad looker
>>23161159
Those animals probably get you a lot of right swipes huh?
>>23162523
Some of your pictures are kinda awkward. Try taking pictures where you're not just standing in front of something.
>>23164718
Change your main pic to one of the pics where you have a beard
>>23164757
This is unironically hilarious

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I'm getting 2-3 matches every day. Critiques welcome

>>23178949
>Those animals probably get you a lot of right swipes huh?
You have no idea. I'm very selective and I still get more girls than I care to message.

So I'm in a conversation with a 7.5/10 for about a week and she's continuing to reply, she's at least a little interested, but she's really boring and doesn't give much more than a couple words reply. She laughs at my stuff though, even dirty pickup lines like "Did you know there's a d in fridge but no d in refrigerator? There's no d in (her name) either but we can fix that."

I don't think I'll meet up with her, she's kinda far anyway, but any ideas what to talk about?

Tl;Dr: things to talk about with boring yet apparently easygoing girl. Pretty sure she's just awkward.

>>23178962
You look way hotter in the first picture then the second. Not sure if it's just the glasses or what. Only keep the gun pic if you're in a state where people love guns, that wouldn't fly in canada (where I am).

>>23178962
what's your total, anon?

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Would you swipe me?

>>23179584
80. I've had this one for about 6 weeks I think

>>23179584
unless you mean lifting total in that case its only 184

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>>23179943

Yes. No homo tho.

>>23178930
I think if you'd use the picture of you and your cat as you first pic it'd do better. You just kinda awkwardly standing there kinda gives me a weird vibe right off the back, but the 3rd caught my attention a lot more. Maybe make your 4th your 2nd.

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Is this any better?

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On phone, so I can't actively reply to any posts but you're all beautiful.

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http://tinder.com/@amazingabellini

alright guys, lay it on me. how bad do I do?

>>23180623

I'd do dolphin as main, do you have a closer one?

>>23180544

>wearing hats indoors

At least you got dubs.

I get a lot of matches, but very few of them reply to my opening line, "Hey, want to trade travel stories? I have a few."
I'm not sure if the girls here are just looking to boost their ego with matches, or if they're bots.

>>23180623
The floating head pic is particularly bad

>>23180544
Anyone who hasn't seen SVU thinks you're insane.

20 y/o female. Giving my personal opinions, obviously your profiles can be however you want depending on what you want people to know and what kind of person you're trying to attract!

>>23160231
Good. Might swipe right.
Any changes would be to maybe leave off height. If a girl is into real tall guys she might not even give you a chance. Also, while that last part is funny, it is also a bit off putting that you put it on your profile.

>>23160482
I think yours is p good, when you say those are your kids it definitely makes a girl aw. If anything, I'd say put another selfie or two (of just you) on there.
>>23160546
Definitely need better pictures. I think getting rid of the headphones one and leaving the other two would at least be a step in the right direction. But you do need a normal, good picture on there. Also, I would recommend taking the bit about suicide off as well as the neckbeard thing. Otherwise bio itself is fine.
>>23160621
All the pics are p good, bio is funny. I like it. Would swipe right. Maybe actually tell about yourself in the bio? But idk I actually like it the way it is.
>>23161159
Good pics! And animals are always going to be a plus. I think your bio is fine too. You're a cutie!
>>23162110
Need a good, normal pic of just you and take off one or two of the others. The last part of your bio makes it sound like you are just looking for a guy friend? If so, then great! If not, I'd get rid of that.
>>23162523
Pictures are great, only one I would leave off would be the on where you're looking a the painting. I think your bio is fine too except that you don't like Netflix. wtf? Idk why you're not getting any matches! D:
>>23163377
Saying you do martial arts sounds better than that picture makes it look. Idk just looks really cheesy and you look really young in it, so maybe leave that one off. But keep it in your bio. Other pics are good, bios good.

>>23180222
Dude, that's terrible. First pic your back is to the camera. "Hanging (out)" makes no fucking sense whatsoever, and your pics are boring as shit

20 y/o female. Giving my personal opinions, obviously your profiles can be however you want depending on what you want people to know and what kind of person you're trying to attract!

>>23164718
Everything looks/sounds p good. Maybe leave off the part about learning Chinese. While it is cool, may lead girls to think you are anime nerd and swipe left just for that.
>>23164757
You need better pics and a better bio and I think you know that.
>>23165953
This is better. Get rid of long hair pc, I'd say. Only need one with something in your mouth. And maybe not even the smoking one, could be off putting. But I think it's probably fine. Still get rid of neckbeard thing.
>>23167424
That's because you're cute. Get rid of snake pic tho, that's not what tinder if for. Get rid of Chinese on bottom, you already said you were geeky, that's enough. Also, saying you don't have time for meeting people on an app that's meant to be used to meet people? Like, I understand what you're saying, but still. Maybe not say that.
>>23168420
Good pics, except car. Girls are not going to care about seeing it, especially on tinder. Cut your damn bio down! Keep first sentence plus that you love music, and that you've travelled a lot. Everything else can go. If you're looking for punk and metal girls, then make sure to swipe right on them and you will get matched with them, you don't need it in the bio too.
>>23168656
Only one pic and no bio? Need more.
>>23171430
Wow okay great. Only thing I would say is get rid of whatever writing it is you put on there, no one is going to know what it means or care to translate.
>>23173242
Not with that pic or bio :/
>>23173405
Get rid of Halloween pic. Bio seems fine except for the word "uber" and your number probably doesn't need to be there either. >>23173464
Good that you have your job on there, but add a least a little sentence about you. Get rid of big group pic and add one of just you.

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>>23180906

>these massive posts
>doesn't post her own

Smh desu

20 y/o female. Giving my personal opinions, obviously your profiles can be however you want depending on what you want people to know and what kind of person you're trying to attract!


>>23174113
Need pic where we can see all of your face. Instead of "none of your business ya stalkers" just say nothing. Saying anywayss is also unnecessary and idk why buy annoys me
>>23174117
Okay so you do have another pic! What about a smile?
>>23174138
You're pretty, but bio does need work. Stop after make love. You'll have to let them know some other way that you're nerdy. I appreciate the effort, but it just is too out of place here.
>>23174180
Unless it is very important to you that you are with someone who shares your same beliefs, I would leave your own off. Might turn away people who think you won't like them for not having the same religion as you. Also, you don't need to tell them to swipe left if they are . . . because you will already be swiping left to them and won't match them anyway
>>23174408
Your pics and bio seem fine except idk what Vandelay industries is and I will not bother to google it, nor will anyone else. Say what you actually do maybe or leave it off. Maybe people who leave near you are familiar with it though?
>>23175302
Profile and pics are great. When you get matches, though, you NEED to start a convo!!! You promised an adventure and that is what they will be expecting!! So invite them to go do something adventurous with you! I mean, that's what tinder is for, they WANT to meet you, so don't be nervous.
>>23176098
pics are fine bio needs work. scrap the whole first sentence, get rid of "i have various hobbies and interests" how about "i like" or "my hobbies and interests include" rest of bio is fine
>>23177388
Let's get rid og the edited pic and get one good one of just you
of course animals are always a plus. Bio is okay. Maybe say a little something else about you, tho.

>>23180946
>doesn't post her own
I don't have a tinder because I have no need for one, but figured I'd help some people out.

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>>23180085

I read through the thread and people are having mixed success. This is since I remade it after the bastards got rid of moments.

Tips

>most girls are super picky, many use this as a confidence booster. Girls are very narcissistic after all.
>if you get ignored don't sweat it. Hell I have a habit of disappearing from convos when I'm talking to too many at once. Still, even a week later I've got immediate responses back
>don't be sexual and they've heard every joke a million times
>either craft an opener (send it immediately) based on their bio or have a good one liner that they won't have heard before and isn't sexual
>be easy, be funny, and always ask questions
>let them ask about you, you ask about them
>don't be sexual. You're looking for a fwb that requires being friends first so focus on that
>after you've had a decent conversation about several different things and are comfortable tell her tinder keeps crashing and get her #

Profile:

Idgaf about mine which is the attitude they like. Simple, short, 100% positive. You're marketing yourself.

Pics:

Fucking dogs or a closeup of you doing something interesting

Seriously get a dog. It will get you laid. Easy.

Hopefully I'll help someone. I know that girl is trying to help but being that serious about tinder is unnecessary.

>>23161766
I always see people say to get her number within 15 texts. Seems like solid advice.

20 y/o female. Giving my personal opinions, obviously your profiles can be however you want depending on what you want people to know and what kind of person you're trying to attract!

>>23178910
Need a different picture altogether
Do not rate yourself, do not put your height if you are short. Do not say bitch, do not say fantasy.
Instead of saying you are more fit in person, give us a pic or two showing subtly that you are. Maybe one where we can see your arms or where you are doing something athletic.
>>23178930
Good pics!!!! qt!!!!!
Maybe actually say something about you in your bio You're such a qt tho it probs won't matter. Plus you have a cat pic and a guitar pic. You're good to go desu.
>>23178962
lose bikini chicks pic, other wise good pics!
Bio seems fine except last sentence. idk I just feel like maybe they won't want to do necessarily that and that's what you're saying you want, ya know?
>>23179943
Probs not. Need different pic
Bio needs some work too, but I can't put my finger on it. Just no very inviting, I guess
>>23180085
Ugh please take this pic down! You could have such a better profile without it!
Don't need the bit about not being an engineer. Do keep the bit about forestry tho!! Take off "random stuff," please. You will be sooo golden if you do those things!!
>>23180222
Better because you took off the Netflix from dislikes haha not better because you put the worst pic as your main one!!!! And did you add that black and white one? Take it back off
>>23180544
pics are fine except one with cardboard. Take him off.
Change your bio. Talk about you. I started reading and for a plit second thought you were in law school or s/t before I started rolling my eyes
>>23180623
Do not need two pics with peace sign. Don't need either of them, actually,
Talk about yourself in your bio, PLEASE! Maybe take your job off there.
>>23180946
Pic will def attract guys. Maybe put some info about you in your bio besides just insta and snapchat

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>>23180952

>not wanting to talk to random strangers

the paid version is ace since you can go to third world shitholes.

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>>23180994

You don't understand 75% of people here are engineers. I'm dating an engineer. It's horrible.

And I added that pic like 30 minutes ago because #yolo

>>23180985
this is good advice

>>23181005
Yeah your other pics are good, please get rid of the other! And also, a pic of you WITH your dog, would be great. And if everyone is an engineer maybe calling them soulless won't help you out?

>>23181005
also idk if you care but you crossed out where you work on the other pic but not this one? time to delete image?

https://www.gotinder.com/@msteph

Any advice would be appreciated!! Thanks!

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>>23181012

I don't want engineers. Writing code and being from SoCal doesn't make someone an engineer. I'm from Austin.

This weekend my friend and I are shooting my new guns and I'll have him tar a pic of me with dog and my new neckbeard. I posted a selfie in that beard thread but I hate selfies.

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>>23181018

Nah MoPAC is a big highway. My profile has both my Company and University

>>23161159

Im in love.

>>23181024
Well okay then!
Yeah I wouldn't say that selfie would do you any good on there anyway. Beard should tho

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>>23181022

I'd have a pic where your body looks good. I hate when people hide their body size. Just own it. Even fit girls can ruin it by only having selfies.

>>23181043
That makes sense. I was kinda concerned about that already, honestly.

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>>23180906
Better? Found an old photo with some old m8s from an event in 2011. Only thing I have in the way of "normal" photos. Hopefully it will suffice, i'm not even looking for hookups (obviously, based on my looks lol) just a friend.

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>>23181022

Oh and I liked you but you're like 500 miles away ;~;7

>>23164718

keep the facial hair, always.

More pictures with friends.
You are very attractive man!

>>23181062
Yes, def better. Not diggin' that last pic, though. Make sure you keep good on your world to get food, tho!

>>23181062

>WoW

Pls no.

>>23175302
you are fine, maybe delete the picture with your mouth open. other than that, you are pretty attractive.

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>>23181007

And just like that, while watching Nadal fall apart and eating in my bathtub.

>>23177388

keep the beard. more picture where we can see your face better, and the one with the effect has to go.

>>23180952
>gives tinder advice
>doesn't have tinder
>telling people what tinder is for
So why should anyone take your advice? You obviously don't understand that tinder is for fucking, not meeting the love of you life.

I am not even that much older than you and I feel like there is a generational difference here.

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>>23181106

All girls delude themselves. 'Not looking for hookups' means 'I'm down to get run train on by a 200 man fraternity.'

Also. Finding a gf on tinder is reeeeetarded. If a girl is ok tinder she's fast and loose, nothing more than a fucktoy cause if she's the type of girl to sleep with you the first night she's the type of girl to do that with random dudes while you're dating.

You gotta find a wholesome country girl like I did.

Also

GET

A

DOG

PEOPLE

Doesn't even have to be yours.

>>23181129
>tfw girl on tinder
>tfw still a virgin

>>23181106
I didn't say anyone should. I actually said this was just my personal opinion and that they should put whatever they want on there.
But they were here looking for advice, so that is what I gave.
And I do understand that for guys it is just for fucking, but I don't think it is the same for girls.
The guys I know who use tinder are looking to fuck
the girls I know are looking for dates

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>>23181137

I'll be happy to change that ;))))))))))

But seriously is that by choice? I dated a virgin once and we obvi had lots of sex but she left me to see what's it's like with other people so I cut her out completely and now she's dating a fat college dropout who has a career pushing carts and playing warthunder's arcade mode poorly.

>>23181148

>dates

Aka buy me food and alcohol and I'll maybe sleep with you.

>feminism is a thing
>never buy drinks or meals for girls anymore than I do for guys
>girls still expect free shit just for having vaginas

Feels good to be a cis white oppressor

>>23181154
Hell yeah we love free shit.

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>>23181176

It's why stripclubs are great it's the reverse. Your average thirsty dude does this

>pregame with bros
>go out to where there are as many people as possible yelling and wildly gesticulating to dreadful music
>find some slut, buy her a heavily alcoholic but sugary beverage
>dry hump to shitty club rap
>get wasted
>drive home, have shitty 5 minute 'takin that bitch to poundtown' sex
>pass out, wake up after noon, get shitty fast food and never speak again
>potentially buy her dinner next week and she makes the decision whether she wants you or some other guy
>sit there and pretend to listen to her vapid babble while eating overpriced trendy hipster shit

Meanwhile

>go to stripclub at off hours
>bartenders are cool as fuck, drinks cheap or BYOB, can be quiet or loud, fancy or a honky tonk
>half naked beautiful women walk up and pretend to listen to you
>literally have talked about EVE online, there's always a nerdy type or two
>eventually get to know the staff
>don't date a stripper they've all got kids and baggage
>lap dances, BJs, sex, anything

It's really the same thing just way cheaper and honest.

>>23181283
Yeah, I love strip clubs. I put a buck up on the rail and the girl climbs into my lap and grinds on me.

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I get a few matches here and there, but it seems like they just felt like swiping because some of them never respond.

Do I need more interesting photos or bio?

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Help me /soc/

>>23180825
>Need a good, normal pic of just you
This is definitely a problem. I don't really have anyone take pictures of just me (even when I'm doing something, I usually don't think about it), so I just find group pictures that other people take of me and throw them up.
>and take off one or two of the others.
Which ones do you think I'd need to remove?
>The last part of your bio makes it sound like you are just looking for a guy friend?
It's funny, I've been getting some good responses to the last line. Tall girls are actually sending the first message (they almost never did before) with stuff like, "Tall people for life" and then >>23165547.
Even short girls are getting in on it, she didn't open but her first message started with, "I may not be good at tall person things at 5'6'' but..." So thanks for the advice, but I'm gonna leave it for the moment. Maybe I'll change up the wording.

Gotinder.com/@sleeplesscreeper
Bloop.
Hope I'm not too late for the party.

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might as well get all the help I can.

>>23182167
replace profile pic with something a bit less dorky, though, I suppose you can use that to your angle. take out last pic.
>>23182332
self-deprecating humour = no. profile pic should be less selfie and more candid situation type of thing. replace last pic with something more fun or with a pet.

>>23182167
I'd swap your third picture for your main one. It's a good candid picture and I think they make the best pictures.

This is from a mulatto male who wishes he had your hair.

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What do my fellow anon's think?

>>23182167
good start I'd do what the other anon said but just switch places with that pic and your third pic maybe. Post the finished product too

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>>23182248
heres pic, didnt upload it.

>>23183121
I would but up some pics of you having a good time with others. Chicks like social guys so need to atleast give the illusion. I also wouldn't put looking for a long term companion unless you are over the age of 23 or 24.

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SA guy here, just started using it, I probably should take new pictures but I'm not photogenic at all. Translated bio:
Oddball looking for oddballs. Love music, always try to find new sounds and melodies. I'm more interested in what you have to say than how you look. I get along well with frank and direct people. Autumn is my favorite season. Lived in the UK recently for around 3 years, if that peaks your interest.

>>23183381
>peaks
to
>piques

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>>23183402
Damn sleep deprivation, cheers.

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>>23182167
Loving the Steven Universe reference.

>>23182745
Cute. Almost too cute, need a smidgen of steel about you I reckon. Remove the self depreciating joke in the middle. Make the first two sentences into a concise one sentence.

>>23183917
Get rid of 'adore' if looking for women

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Maybe trying too hard idk, but most of the people I've matched using a broad appeal approach have been boring af

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Can get matches but it's opening lines I struggle with.
Also deleted Twitter name before screenshot for obvious reasons.

As a woman, do I need bikini pics for a guy to message me?

>>23185094
No you just have to be a woman.

Literally most guys just swipe right to everyone (as long she isn't a land whale or really horribly ugly) and try for it.

>>23180825
What about this picture for martial arts? Is it too much?

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>>23185273
>>23180825
I meant this picture

>>23181151
I can't tell how much of this is just bitterness speaking but its hilarious either way. You got a way with words

>>23181978
Bio might as well say I like Things, Stuff, and Activities. Be more specific. Also saying anything about "adventures" is white girl shit. Its code for I want guys to make my vanilla-ass life interesting for me.

>>23182167
Change profile pic, I'd go with 3rd one. I think I've seen you here before, I remember the ocean line. Its pretty good shit.

>>23182745
How do you look so different in every photo? Also, try to get one with you and the cat instead of just cat.

>>23183381
Get rid of bottom middle, maybe sunglasses one too.

>>23183917
Get rid of bottom right and the word adore. Maybe make the bio look less like just a list of shit.

>>23184514
I'd probably use one of the other ones as a main pic but it looks pretty good otherwise. The ghost thing made me kek for some reason.

>>23185289
Yeah don't use that one

Holy shit I see all these girls going to school of mines and doing a bunch of smart shit while I'm here trying to be a mechanic and dropped out of commuity college anyone else feel less of a person when you see what other people on here are doing?

20 y/o female. Giving my personal opinions, obviously your profiles can be however you want depending on what you want people to know and what kind of person you're trying to attract!

>>23181978
Maybe add more to your bio. Maybe when you start convos actually offer to take them on adventures. Need more interesting pictures. One of you doing some kind of activity, one with friends
>>23182167
Pics are good except for the first. Switch it out for one of just you, but normal.
Bio seems good except for last line comes across weird
>>23182197
Just do a selfie or something. I'm sure you have a camera phone. Use your front camera.
I'd say take down the one with the guy with the peace signs
>>23182332
Your first pic is not good. Try taking another of yourself from an angle other than that.
Bio is not good either!!! You need to sound positive, not negative. Say something about yourself, something you enjoy maybe.
>>23182745
Lose long hair pic, lose giant group pic. Take a pic WITH the cat.
Bio is fine
>>23183121
I'd say get rid of hat pic and last pic
Bio is okay but I feel like "long term companion" should be removed
>>23183381
Bio is good and pics are good!
>>23183917
get rid of dancing pic
How about saying "I LIKE board games, walking through forests, strange people " etc instead of the way you have it like a list with periods
>>23184514
Good pics cutie!!
Not good bio. Do not say you are emotionally unavailable, do not say you have unrealistic standards, do state your height (but not in heels), don't say you want to fuck a ghost.
>>23184986
Pics are p good. You're cute. Sombrero and the one above it are the weak links, tho
Bio tho! Needs work. Scrap the whole bio and put some things you like (keeping twitter on there if fine)
>>23185289
I agree with other anon. Do not use this one either. Like I said, saying you do it is cooler than pics of you actually in your gi. If you had on like shorts and boxing gloves and were punching something that might do

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https://www.gotinder.com/@sideho

Most posters in here either add too much shit to their bios, use the wrong pictures, or good pictures in an unappealing order, feel entitled to attention or that they're some how being deprived of it because "girls have more right to choose, girls have it easier because XX chromosomes, I don't stand a chance," or are just plain fucking ugly.

>>23160231
Then there's this guy who has all his ducks in a row. Be like this guy.

Well I made an account the other day got a few matches AND a hook for acid but I'm still turned away when I see everyone going to school to be doctors and shit makes me feel so shitty

>>23160231

i would swipe yes SO hard

>>23160231
this is the only respectable profile on this thread.

im a straight dude and I would swipe right just to hang out with you

>>23180950
Thanks for the info!

>>23185772
would swipe right

>>23181070
Thanks a lot for all the advice. I removed the last pic, i'll try to get a different one. And forsure the food thing was no lie, figured it would be a good way to draw people in w/o sounding creepy.

>>23165953
Get rid of that chopsticks photo and don't let your hair grow out like that

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I've been putting off making a tinder for fucking ages and I can't put into words why... I'm an attractive dude and would probably do well, should I just take the advice from this thread on what sort of pictures/things to say and dive in?

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>>23160194
@isaacjames
Advice?

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Advice please.

I do okay(5 matches a day about). But when I downloaded this app in April of 15' I was getting about 10 a day for 6 months until I deleted the app. Nothing really changed from leaving and coming back and I live in a very densely populated area.

>>23160231
175cm is not 5'10 I believe, mate

>>23187338
Get rid of the last one with you and the chick. If a girl viewing your profile gets up to that she's going to instantly be suspicious that you have a girlfriend and are trying to cheat.

so, after my heart got broken a few weeks ago, i recently startet tinder again. i've matched a real qt, but i'm scarred that she ignores my messages. this would kill me definitely. we don't have any common facebook likes, and all you can see on her pics ist her face, and 2 whole-body pictures on the beach. so please: tell me the best unspecific opener you know. please!

This app sucks there are like 10 hot chicks then a flood of ugly, fat, or black girls.

I really need to move somewhere closer to a college town

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That feel when I've been on tinder for over a year and only have managed to 6 matches from British. However, after using fake gps location to Moscow, I've managed to get 30 matches in 1 day. I guess ugly men do have a chance.

>>23181283
Define off-hours please

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Been on tinder for a year, had lots of success. Ama.

>>23188600
Is that your total or just what you've been too lazy to unmatch/get unmatched? I'm nearly at 3000 matches and I've had the app consistently for 8 months.

>>23188437
You're not ugly at all. Maybe you need to switch up your profile pics a little.

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>been in tinder for a year
>only one match that didn't responded

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Cant seem to match with girls I find attractive
Help me /soc/

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My profile sucks ass but I still get like 2-3 matches a day. Any tips? I think I come off as too goofy to seriosuly talk to girls.

>>23185748
It's funny, both my main and the one with the bow tie are selfies. I can add just a normal one though.

>>23187697
I'd put cat pic as your number 1.

>>23188794
Got a screencap?

>>23190381
No because I unmatch with a purpose. The number of matches I currently have is 178, and desu if I cleaned it up a bit I could easily eliminate 7/10ths of that. I am very selective with how a girl responds to whatever the fuck it is I say. If it's something along the lines of "lol" or any bare bones reply I drop em instantly.

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Really really bad bad but I don't have a lot of photos of myself.

Is that an acceptable first photo?

>>23190636
So you took the time to unmatvh 2800 people, sounds legit. You also can confidently estimate you had 3000 matches. You're full of shit

>>It doesn't take too long to unmatch someone m/be unmatched. But yes I can confidently guesstimate roughly how much I've had. Approaching 3,000. Sorry that you aren't the only successful one off tinder.

>>23190778
Ya you can estimate numbers in the thousands over the course of months, shut the fuck up, you have no proof, you're just a faggot. And I've seen people with success like me but those guys don't just talk out of their ass like you bitch.

I'm a dutchie with tinder plus.
In which country should I swipe? :-)

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Downloaded tinder last night to try it out, already got 5matches... How do you people not do better?

I have two terrible mirror selfies, a picture of my dog and a awesome smile selfie. None outdoors or with friends.

>tfw freakishly tall and in shape
Life is on easy mode

Then again I haven't messaged any and probably wont. Its still a good ego boost.

>>23192787
Given two of the matches were kind of out there, and 2 were single moms but hot.

There is one that's a fucking 18year old blonde/blue eyed dime.

>help me bros I want to message her

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Help me get matches please

>>23160194

Can someone please tell me what happened

>talking to girl for a long time for a few weeks
>getting along great
>she's leaving for a wedding soon
>I fall asleep last night
>wake up left tinder on her profile
>new message
>for a split second it loads the new message I can make out "I'm going" and then her number is in the message too
>suddenly message disappears
>no longer a match with me

And it's not spam we were having actual conversation for weeks what the fuck happened?

I'm restarting tinder and everything, I uninstalled and reinstalled and my matches went down by too, I searched her name and now I can't find her.

What do I do? Is this a glitch or did she delete me?

How can I find her? She didn't have an instagram or snapchat posted.
>

If I can't post a pic of me (live in a very small area), what are my graphical options ?

>>23193586

Is there a way to advanced search in facebook? I know what jobs she's had that maybe she listed but I can't go through on first name alone.

>>23193623
Considering you need facebook for tinder to work i would be surprised if the information was passed on to them, just try searching her name (i assume you at least know her first name) it will probably show up.

>>23193642

She has a pretty common name and I life in California, I've been scrolling for a while no luck. Fuck this app I at least want to know what the fuck is going on is it because I left it running on my phone and it shorcurcuited? or was it just the most clever of fucking spam where they actually pay someone to talk to them for weeks before giving their number. I'm just upset because she seemed like an actual cool person.

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Feel like my description is a little try hard

>>23193672
if her job or school was listed on tinder you could type her first name and occupation into the facebook searchbar or type "<name> <occupation> facebook" into google and you might be able to find her

>>23193761

It was not, I don't have mine listed either. I searched the jobs she told me she had but no luck. Thank you though I guess it wasn't meant to be.

>>23193785
That sucks :/ I guess it's cause she deleted her profile and doing so automatically unmatches her from you and removes the convo as well.

>>23193785
My question is how the fuck do you talk to a chick for weeks and not meet up? I met some random ass chick from this website and we met up within 4days.

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Updated my bio. Thoughts?

>>23193807

you look miserable in your profile pic man, sorry I'd swipe left.

>>23193803

Yeah that's what I'm afraid of I'm so pissed. I heard there's an app called bonfire for tinder which keeps a history of your matches but I don't know if I had to have had it installed before and I don't have an iphone so I can't use it anyways. But that's kinda my last hope.

>>23193805
I've met with people with way sooner before, this girl we were just having a good conversation for a bit and then we both got busy with christmas/new years and stopped messaging each other and then I went and messaged her again but then I got sick and then she was going to the wedding in colorado so we were agreeing to meet up after she got back from the wedding.

We were both just busy was all.

Rate this bio:

>Music is playing in the car, at work and at home. Can't stop, won't stop.
>Aside from that I can loudly hold a conversation about current events and maybe get you angry or sad about the world.

Probably too snarky. The reality is that my hobbies just include vidya, weebshit, politics and guns, all of which are frowned upon.

Anyone have any tips on what to do about getting good pictures?

>just go take some good ones

wtf makes a good one? obviously dogs, but what if I dont really have a lot of friends?

its supergay to just be like 'hey man will you pose for 30 selfies in the hopes that I dont look retarded in at least 1 of them?' but i will if I have to. but youre not supposed to look 'posed' just the hey-you-caught-me-doin-something-interesting pics. how the shit am i supposed to get those? pay someone to follow me around while i do shit?

also it seems like a lot of the profiles that get complimented have employed the use of filters... whats the story on filters? required? go easy on them or avoid? certain ones?

>>23193807
Would swipe right so hard.
But you better actually be good in bed or you will just be a disappoint.ent.

>download tinder
>get 30matches in 2 days
>no one hardly responds
>wtf
I dont get it, they aren't even bots either. They just barely respond and I'm good at openers and conversation.

>>23197983

whats your opener?

>>23198024
I usually take something from their bio and sort it into it. I dont really use any pasta.

I'm gonna try to now though, see if it works.

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tfw

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honest critique. just made this.

should I remove a picture?

Is the bio too much?

>>23198253
I feel like you'd be better saying that you're "plus sized" as opposed to saying that you're a fat chick.

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About to reset my account and buy plus for the first time. Any profile advice/critique before I do??

>>23199132
i'm not into sugarcoating

>tfw guys still act confused when they see youre fat even though you give plenty of evidence in advance

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>>23199207
I personally have a political bias against fat people. I don't support them politically and assume they would make shit company.

You, I would fuck the shit out of.

When you say "I'm a fat chick" it makes me think that you're one of those politically fat people who shoves their agenda down my throat

its like the difference between saying you're a proud, stern athiest as opposed to just saying that you don't go to church.

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Feedback?

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>>23199323
I'm pretty clueless here...

>>23199405
I'm the kind to second guess myself so take my advice with a grain of salt
You're a good looking guy but you're misguided
You look emotionally sad in your first picture and your third picture is an all around no. I'd recommend looking into a mirror and trying to get your forced smile down. Really spend an hour or two listening to your favorite standup comedian watching yourself and it'll help you learn emulate a genuine smile so you can get more pictures of yourself. Your dog picture should be of one with you and your dog, not just your doggy alone.

>>23199323
in reference to the second pic of you working on the car

replace that tool with a spatula or some other wildly inappropriate apparatus, and then make 5 other pics with exactly the same goofy grin/pose/setup, all equally silly.

you will get 1 billion matches.

im seriously considering doing this myself in fact.

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Feedback?

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>>23199160
Bumping for /soc/ to acknowledge my existence

>tfw all my matches are a- bodies b- face college girls from the city
>don't want to bring up that i'm 22 and on my way to wizardhood, don't know how to push past the casual messaging stage?

>>23200378
i don't know about your main pic. It's not flattering. Fat guys shouldn't wear wife beaters. Do you have any other more flattering pics where you're well dressed ??

Also the About Me description seems rather boring and unoriginal, and there is literally nothing there that will appeal to girls. Think about it. Maybe try something more clever or creative.

>>23199323
Your description of yourself is not going to appeal to women. You seem dreadfully average and boring. Average looking average guy who likes average guy things like beer and fishing. No one's gonna care. Think of something that's more likely to appeal to women.

Also, the pic of you working on the car is the most flattering one. I'd use that as your main pic. Do you have any better pics of yourself besides the ones you posted?? You need better ones.

>>23199160
Oh idk. That "denying Christ" line makes you sound kind of douchey. Maybe replace it with something else. It probably turns a lot of girls off. I mean it's only fuckin Tindr, not like it matters how your religious ideologies match up. I'd also say, get rid of the pic of you hugging a girl. Replace with a sexy picture of yourself.

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holy shit, good looking guys have it easy!
Made a catfish account with some random model just out of boredom…

also, with those matches, I have, its much easier to keep them interested and get the number, compared to my real account.

also: holy shit, is it difficult to keep track of folks when talking to 20 people at the same time! Now I know how a mediocre looking girl on tinder feels like.

>>23192787
Depends on the city.
Where I'm at, all the women's profiles say "looking for marriage or life-long relationship"
Even some of the men's profiles say that.
It's because I live far away from a big city and far away from a university.

>>23184514
I like this.

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I don't have many good pictures that I'm smiling in...

Advice, besides being white?

>>23189963
better profile pic that's not a try-hard selfie.
No oxford commas. Bitches hate oxford commas.

>>23198296
Typical 7/10 guy with 3/10 profile.
You are pretty much the ''I am lonely as fuck please date me''. I am not saying it's bad, I am on the same boat, but for the fuck's sake, why would nay girl want to date a guy who has desperation written all over him ?
Selfies also suck. One or two might be fine, but you need a photo taken by somebody else, also a photo with some friends to show that you aren' an antisocial fuck.
You also have a pretty workable face, so smile and make another photo that isn't blurry.
Sleep on it, and try again.

>>23202367
solid. mr. rogers shirt is a nice touch.

>>23198253
legit question no snark, but how's the response your prof has been getting?

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normally I'd assume this was a bot, but I haven't seen any since moving to a rural area. thoughts?

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I'm in a match drought please help

>>23205820
Ask for phone number and timestamp

>>23205972
Actually that's kind of autisic. Maybe you can make it funny tho.

Any of you guys switch over to Bumble? I tried it last night, its ALL the slutty blonde girls that used to be on Tinder. They've all moved apps.

Its not helpful for most of you guys, but if you're an 8/10, consider Bumble too

Okay so I'm 18 and I'm getting paired with a couple 20-23 year olds more than 19 or 18 year olds that shit REALLY makes me feel like it would be weird for me to message them what do you guys think?

>>23198253
Well, the blowjob part i'm sure is the best of there, you are cute and direct, would even give you a super like.

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Cis female (black one)
Gay
Please give me your feedback and be honest

>>23182332
Change the first selfie to one where you are smiling :D

Does Tinder still require Facebook? Thought about it for a while but I'm strictly against facebook

>>23205473

how'd it go with that tall chick?