Post three interesting or unique things about yourself. Feel

I'm a boring person what do I write down

>>23158965
Fuck off
What kind of faggot ass nigger shit posting pretentious cunt thinks he holds the right to deem threads worthy of being on this board?

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>>23159079

I can crack my dick when it's erect.
My skin is abnormally elastic.
And when I dig in my navel, I get a stinging sensation on the tip of my dick.

I'm trans
I can play guitar
I want to get into robotics and artificial intelligence

I play piano, i think my skills in this are pretty decent since i've been playing for 11 years

I practice handstand, im not too advanced though.

I used to be addict to an MMORPG, used to play about 7 hours a day

i can lick my elbow bc my right arm is paralyzed and can come out of the socket
lloyd kaufman of troma films once offered me a job bc he thought i was cute and "scrappy"
i collect monster high dolls

>>23158906
Had a small piece of a metal rod enter the right side of my head when I was younger.

I love horticulture

the majority of my hand is scarred(Just that pink fleshy smooth scarring) from grabbing a hot engine once.

Im black
Im ugly
Im never getting married.

1. I have never worn a wife-beater in my whole life (though i have a pack of six in my drawer)
2. I write bizarre nonsensical prose when I'm depressed
3. I had my first bi-sexual encounter today

I'm a ginger with glasses but my 10 inch dick keeps my self esteem up

I've cracked my skull 3 times

I'm too much of a pussy to kill myself because death scares me too much

>>23160967
Nice dude I can crack my dick too.
Happened during sex once and I pretended it was my hip because she looked terrified.

I've seen over 200 tornadoes
I'm wearing a weight on my cock at the moment
Some mexican bitch cut my hair too short

1. im part of the rare breed of IT'ers that also sport on a higher level.
2. in the morning im still not aware of my own height and bump my head into the same spot almost every day.
3. i think the combination of orange and mint is pretty delicious.

I fuck my ass with bananas
I am forever alone
I am addicted to masturbation

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>I own my apartment and have no debts.
>I have a steady job and dont waste money.
>I have been single for 3 years and its hard, but I'm an antisocial, fat fuck so this won't change anytime soon.
You can imagine how interresting I am if this is all I could list.

>>23158906
I got a big dick
my beard is red
i got a big dick

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>>23158906
>1. Charisma
>2. Insightful
>3.Charm

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>>23165788
>I got a big dick
>>23165115
>I fuck my ass with bananas
>>23165078
> i think the combination of orange and mint is pretty delicious.
>>23163777
>I'm wearing a weight on my cock at the moment
>>23163563
>my 10 inch dick keeps my self esteem up
>death scares me too much
>>23163525
>I have never worn a wife-beater in my whole life (though i have a pack of six in my drawer)
>>23163001
>I love horticulture
>>23162844
>i collect monster high dolls
>>23162334
>I want to get into robotics and artificial intelligence
>>23160967
>I can crack my dick when it's erect.(bullshit)

These are the ones I would focus on.

>I'm a self taught musician and I play with people who have over ten years more experience than I do
>I can make convincing cat noises
>I got hit in the face with a baseball bat when I was six years old and a naked woman squished her boobs against my front door that day

>daily weed smoker
>cocaine addict
>never had girlfriend only had sex under influence if drugs