/erpg/ Slutty Ninjas Edition
>What the fuck is ERP?
Erotic Role Play. This isn't just cybering as yourself or being flirty on kik, you can get that elsewhere on /soc/. This thread is all about roleplaying distinct characters. Your "ASL"s can be an elf princess and the rugged but gentle half-orc knight that saves her, or the dragon that keeps her. Or maybe you're sci-fi greasemonkey, or the pilot of the starfighter she's repairing. Anything is valid.
>How do I get started?
Before anything else, come up with the character you want to fuck as. Try not to make a boring character, make someone you think people would want to interact with, it doesn't have to just be sexually! Once you've come up with your character, register an account on https://www.f-list.net and create a profile for them. If you're having trouble with concept, feel free to talk here with us in the thread or join our channel with a blank profile. We're happy to help you figure things out!
>So, I made my Character, what now?
After you've created your character and think you're ready to actually ERP, open F-chat 1.0 or 2.0 from the chat tab on the top left of the Homepage. Look through the Public Channels and find the ones which interest you or apply to your character. If someone's ad interests you, look at their profile and private message them if they still interest you, or wait for someone to do the same to you. You can also post your character here, there's a chance one of us will be interested.
>Where do you guys hang out?
JOIN 4CHAN /ERPG/ CHANNEL
Just get on https://www.f-list.net/chat/ and type
That will take you right to the channel.
Previous thread: >>23087866
Surely they weren't designed to be captured and bad ended.
That would be awful.
Slutty ninjas!? I've got the perfect character for that!
I don't have a slutty ninja to post, which honestly has me considering the concept for it now, but instead I'll go ahead and post a recently created profile of mine. All my usual partners that I share new stuff with have told me it's fine, but I've learned that the best critique comes from relatively anonymous sources.
Mostly I'm wondering if there's too little there. I'm used to typing up much more, but I wondered how going with a simpler concept might go over.
If I were to pilot an Efreet Nacht would that make me a slutty ninja?
I have never had an appropriate profile for these editions. The best I have is a slutty heal cum dump
okay. im normally intimdated by those or feeling i dont have my shit together but here goes:
im a tiny pixieish fairie. my name is a mustery to me as ive been a sex slave so long in my life to normal sized people or larger. i've actually gotten used to never eating anything that wasn't produced by my owners' bodies ( sweat, spit, cum, Qpiss, toejam, etc. literally everything but shit ) and taking that in in copious amounts. i'm kind of broken.
you purchase me from my prior owner who grew bored of me. you're not the hero. they held off on selling me until they met you because they knew youwpuld abuse me in ways that are so degrading it makes them cum from thinking about.
my kik and fetlife are spookygirl420.
please take me and use me. especially ifypu feel you have abutt crack with my name on it or would like a fairy to live in your socks as you're wearing them
Probably one of the smartest profiles I've seen lately. Not because it's some literary masterpiece or anything, it just keeps in mind all the major points of selling an idea on F-List, particularly brevity. Despite not going on for pages and pages, I don't feel like I'm missing out on any major information about the character. It's a simple enough concept, expressed plainly and succinctly. That's probably the best thing any profile can do: make its concept and intent clear quickly, so the potential reader can quickly know whether or not they're interested.
The only major revision I'd make is to split that one paragraph into two for ease of reading, just so you're not hitting the reader with an 11-sentence-long wall of text when they open the collapse.
Either way, I would be all over this profile.
There's only one way to settle this.
Notice who's always the dom of the two
Could have sworn I saved the dick version...
I've been in a foul mood and haven't been doing my patriotic duty of giving the thread 3 bumps per day. Sorry about that.
I don't have slutty ninja art on hand, and the topic reminds me of recent loss. Times're tough.
Every board picks up during the summer, it's part of the cycle of life for these parts. As for them not joining, we're an... acquired taste to say the least. It's just how it is.
... Ninjas remind you of a recent loss?
I think the problem is a lot of people are losing interest because many of us don't ever play, and many of the people who do play don't link their profiles in the thread.
Personally, I'm happy and comfortable with how much play I'm getting... so much so that I don't really need to ask for advice in the thread, don't really feel a need to advertise my profiles, and have literally negative interest in the shitstorms that pass through. Good for me, less so for the thread.
>Reading some fantasy series
>Suddenly a part comes up where powerful magical users are forced to wear collars/leashes and trained as pets
I'm not sure if it was meant to be kinky. Maybe ERP has corrupted me.
>Wheel of Time
Knew it. You do get more male magic users later on, but the Aes Sedai and the Seanchan in particular are pretty much built for porn fanfiction.
You should %20 that space so the link doesn't break. Like so:
Well, at least it isn't just me. Not that there's anything wrong with liking collars...
On an unrelated note, does anyone know of any decent art for a well endowed femboy? I was thinking of writing one up but pretty much every piece of femboy art I can find makes him look like a little bitch.
For Lili. I still want to do a scene about a Lili and an older girl babysitting her.
There's a ton of super schlonged femboys. There's probably a Big_dick tag.
tfw you play a League of Legends CC
Also. Contributing with artwork I had commissioned.
My photoshop skills reside at the level of cutting out avatars and recolouring things. I'll prolly just use an avatar that looks similar to my character then have a couple of the decent pics I found as body references.
I probably shouldn't worry about it so much. My most popular profile has no images apart from the avatar.
Po-Ju's femboys tend to have pretty big dicks. Hell one of his doujinshis is about how one has TOO HUGE one.
I appreciate the offer, but I'm not 100% settled on what I want him to look like. I'm thinking maybe some sort of dark haired elf like so.
Yeah, that's what I mean though. He has a big dick, but he still looks sorta demure and not in charge of the situation.
>tfw you play a League of Legends CC
Not really too bad. I mean, I don't know much about the setting, but when you've got a cast of like two hundred characters, it encourages people to fill in the gaps and create their own. It's like Pokemon trainers or Metal Gear freaks or Jedi. There's a lot of space to make up new characters, provided they aren't just recolours or dominating the originals.
>Contributing with artwork [of my League OC] I had commissioned
Nothing called "femboy" is going to be in charge.
Well, you could try fishing through Katou Jun's works. Although it's often one femboy seducing another, you may find some fitting illustrations of the dominant ones. (Also, he has some sameface problems which would work to your advantage here)
Also, what orientation do you roll your guy into?
Probably just going to be bisexual like all my characters. A couple of people have told me my profiles should really be pansexual instead but I think that sounds kinda silly.
Ooooh, I remembered a doujinshi with femboy in charge (for the first half of it anyway).
...Now only to remember the actual NAME
http://exhentai.org/g/628602/25efdc9d66/ Oh there it is. First half is trap NTRing a guy which may fit your profile. (Second half is the guy fucking the femboy in revenge)
Something you have a soft spot for, then?
It's true that they're a pleasant vice.
Femdom and Macross? Color me interested. I just need a character for it now!
Haven't we established that exhentai discriminates against robots like me?
>Teleports to strike me from behind
>Attacks and decides the damage/effect without letting me react or answer
>Ignoring many cues to wrap it up
>All in the same RP
I forgot how terrible fantasy RP fight scenes can be.
... you know, I think that 6 might have actually been a 5
With the way they stretch and distort the numbers it is more than possible.
[spoiler]besides, you can totally just copy the url replace http://exhentai.org/ with http://e-hentai.org/ and it will work you lazy bum[/spoiler]
They're a mess unless (A) you know both sides are responsible, (B) you've agreed between each other how the entire mess is gonna end, and/or (C) you use dice.
Really, I just like to treat them as particularly energetic foreplay.
I usually have such good fight scenes that have a degree of planning or generally flow really well. But this one was a pain to get through on my end because she left so little for me to do in reaction. I think she as a partner enjoyed it, but for me it was an absolute struggle to plod through, and I'm usually pretty resourceful.
One recurring partner I have is awesome at fighting, and we always know the end result ahead of time because of how her character is designed (i.e. she's constantly in the nude or close enough, and capitulates sexually or even with lewd touching).
>Implying you get to determine what happens when you're hit
Just saying, I've never understood that 'rule'. If I get someone in a joint lock and twist, I shouldn't have to wait for them to decide that my superhuman strength wrenches their arm free. But really, as usual, Red is right >>23156192
Oh damnit, I thought it was you, r9k. Just react to what happens. If you get punched in the face, don't complain that they "autohit", roll with it. Reel back with a bloody nose. Hell, retaliate in kind, and nick her where the armour doesn't cover (which this being F-list is probably everywhere).
>(i.e. she's constantly in the nude or close enough, and capitulates sexually or even with lewd touching).
I'm curious what this means for the fight...
The idea should be that, rather than saying "X punches Y in the face," you go with "X throws a punch at Y's face," which gives Y opportunities to respond accordingly. You throw out leads, and your partner chooses how to act upon them. You don't wrench an arm free; you apply your superhuman strength to the pinned limb, and the outcomes from there ought to be fairly obvious... but not 100% written in stone. This is why it's good to know the general trajectory of the brawl in advance.
If that's up in the air, then I'd say use dice (it's kinda fun to have to improvise responses based on the cruel tyranny of the dicebot), accept that both sides are gonna fight each other to a general standstill... or just don't do it at all.
It's the kind of chaff that acts as narrative lubricant, so it's fine by me honestly.
Though yeah, what's best is to know the outcome and to make a good show of it.
Basically, to do it like a pro wrestling match.
Gotta respect the kayfabe. We are, after all, in the business of putting on a show for our partner(s).
There's a market for just about anything so long as you can pitch it enticingly.
Considering the two big post-apoc things we got last year, I'm sure there's at least a decent amount of interest in it still.
I still want to do a scene with actual kayfabe as Mister Sogynist.
There are a ton of those characters. Hell, Fallout 4 is still fresh, so people have the itch.
>checking DA subscriptions
I guess I should've expected Aislinne to eventually show up in my subs.
>Do it like a pro wrestling match
Man, now thats fun.
But me personally? I like it. Then again, I do like hurting people...
>many of us don't ever play
I never understood this. What are these kinds of people doing here?
>many of the people who do play don't link their profiles in the thread
Thing is, if you're already getting regular play you don't need to advertise anyway.
>What are these kinds of people doing here?
Having fun chatting with others. This might surprise you, but we're all people on the other side of the screen, and we can share our interests
I'm not an idiot, I know about just chatting. But why hang out in f-list just that? I mean I can understand chatting while waiting for someone to respond to you ad, but hanging out on f-list to chat when you don't play at all? There are loads of all-purpose IM networks to share interests and just chat normally.
For me, I was hanging out with these people while hunting. Then I gave up on hunting, but that was no reason to just dump all the people I befriended. That's just be weird, rude, and probably borderline sociopathic. "You're no longer useful to me. Bye lol"
Really though? When you stop going to yoga class, you don't keep hanging out once a week in the locker room to chat it up with your friends to avoid "throwing them away" lol. You ask them for contact info and give them yours.
Most people already have IMs and social media anyway, it's a pretty natural to thing to do to graduate to that when you outgrow a shared hobby.
To be quite honest I think that calling it "dumping all the people you've befriended" and "borderline sociopathic" is blowing it way out of proportion. If you no longer hang out in the same places as someone (virtual or otherwise), you're not going to see them anymore. It's normal. It's not rude.
I mean can you imagine:
>Hey Jen why don't you ever come to book club anymore?
"Partially I got really busy, and honestly I wasn't really into it anymore."
>Aw, what? That's a fucked up thing to do, Jen, we all loved you there. How could you do that to us?
"Well, I offered to exchange numbers with you guys so we could keep in touch and plan other ways to hang out.
>Move all of our friends to a completely different service? Don't be fucking ridiculous.
Compartmentalizing just means keeping your worlds separate. If you want to make an email address or what have you specifically for "people who I'm scared to allow to find me irl" you can do that easily. I thought most people had a bunch of emails for various reasons anyway.
The choice is either talk to everyone on disparate IM clients (some that people don't keep up with), make all of them join your specific client (probably IRC) and move (which requires them to split their attention between two chats)... or just stick around?
I mean, it's not like I'm getting in the way of "yoga class" or "book club". It would be like asking everyone to join your OTHER yoga club.
Also, the entire point of this is that we DO still hang out in those places. I like sitting around shooting the shit on F-list, even if I don't play often if ever. It's not like I'm hurting anything, and this is the path of least resistance, whereas "hey, let's start an IRC channel where you all have it open at the same time as F-list" is a bit more difficult.
No one wants to move to a different building just because the book club became a gossip sess.
Like... why would I go to all the trouble when I can just stay where I am?
So wait, let me make sure I'm understanding this right. If someone who you had made friend with ever stopped logging on to f-list for any reason, you'd consider them weird, rude, and borderline sociopathic? That's kind of extreme to me.
Yes. Yes that's exactly what I said, you got me. Congratulations on your internet victory.
Here's your (You).
I don't really need to respond politely to you when your first post in the thread was essentially telling a substantial portion of the chat community to GTFO because they're not fucking.
Uh... that actually is pretty rude, yeah, and that's the kind of thing that people say in these threads all the time.
They made perfect sense. "I feel it would be borderline sociopathic of me if I were to tell people that they are my friends and then never contact them again because I no longer had any use for them re: getting my clam wet"
>I asked what they were doing here
Chatting. And running a Werewolf game. Because why leave when our friends are all right here? There's not a finite amount of seats on the bus. F-list has no fire code to worry about. We can still be there even if we're not looking for play.
There are IM clients that interface with every major IM network on earth. This can make it pretty painless to add people on their IM of choice, whatever it may be.
In any case, I asked what people were doing there and now I have a better idea. Thanks.
Well, then you and >>23157571 seem to disagree, since you're saying my interpretation is right and >>23157571 seems to be reveling in making fun of it.
Which one is it?
Yes, but those IMs can't allow everyone from different networks--that again not everyone actually has--to talk together in one chat room.
Also, she's making fun of you because you're kind of being an idiot, I'm just more diplomatic about it and trying to get you to understand.
The crux of it is we're lazy.
>Uh... that actually is pretty rude, yeah, and that's the kind of thing that people say in these threads all the time.
I wouldn't say it is rude, but it really makes me feel sad inside.
[spoiler]I actually cried the first time Arwel deleted his profile.[/spoiler]
No fighting. Just post lewd things or profiles instead.
>Figured out who it was because I said we're lazy
If that were you I think we could come to some sort of arrangement.
>stop arguing upon realizing who they are
>thank them for their diplomacy
>immediately get called a hater
welp, I tried. maybe next time will have a better outcome.
Actual serious reply: If it bugs you, you should probably say something when it happens. Whenever it looks like there's active discussion already going on, I've personally always encouraged the Werewolf discussion to go elsewhere, to avoid steamrolling whatever's going on. But if something bugs someone and they never say anything and just fume about it in silence, that does nobody any good anywhere, and you sorta forfeit your right to complain. Can't have it both ways.
Unless you mean in the thread, but that'd just be silly.
You know, Lili, >>23157754 does have a point. You should stop being so angry. You even have a real profile now.
It's literally happening right now...
If they mean in the thread... I think I've mentioned it in like one thread.
The talk has gone to nwod on occasion, where it really should be. Which has been nice. But now that Ivan and Rory are apparently fighting or something I don't have much hope of that.
A colony drop a day keeps the shitposts away.
There aren't enough colonies to drop.
>You should stop being so angry.
But then I'd lose my superpowers.
>If they mean in the thread... I think I've mentioned it in like one thread.
That's why it'd be a silly complaint. But it doesn't appear to be the case here.
Seriously though, just speak up if and when it happens. It's bound to come up as a part of organic chatter in the channel, and I don't think it's unreasonable to let that happen (it'd be equally weird to shoot down the MGS5 or other video game chatter that comes up in the room sometimes), and sometimes the rest of the channel (not just players) engages with it too. But if it gets to be too much, or otherwise bothersome, just say something. If you're not comfortable with that, IM me and I'll poke people. It's already a concern I often have, so I'm on the lookout.
And if any of the others bitch about you asking them to move it to another channel, I'll slap the shit out of them, because that'd just be inconsiderate of them. But I think they'd be accommodating.
Allo! I have returned from a several years sabbatical and decided to start over with a new character. A little rough, but let me know what you guys think?
I don't even understand it.
Someone cursed her to basically have all her husband's strength, but not wear clothes? Why would anyone do that? Why did he die right after? Why was Godiva there when he died?
Things like this are why I think it's a good idea to treat most scenes as if they're entirely separate timelines/etc. There's a lot of good, potentially sexy ideas that become a lot less interesting after the shock/novelty of the first encounter. So you just make sure that every encounter is a "first encounter".
go dance with the angels
As comrades, she'd be overjoyed. As someone taking advantage of her...well, not as bad as bandits or something.
I left actual sex out for a reason.
Yeah it's not really clear, this is a total first draft.
The idea is there's all these kingdoms and hers is the most well off and prosperous, and the wizard grew and lived in an utter craphole. So he always wanted for love and peace and strength and the like, and become a bitter, furious bastard that wreaked havoc just to spread his sorrow.
He falls before the might of Gracemeria to the king, Leofric, himself, who is not without pity, and listens to the man's tale. Which is how the dying wizard pulls off his spell.
Godiva is someone akin to Helen of Troy, but not to the point you'd wage a war over her. She's famous as a beautiful queen, that sort of thing.
So, he lusted after everything Gracemeria had; the peace of the land, the might of the king and his army, and the beauty and love of the queen.
Ultimately this all was to justify the character walking around in her underwear; I started the concept with the images.
Generally how I do (did) things, yes
I see. I'll be away for a while, but I'll link you to a relevant profile of mine and you can shoot me a note or what have you if you'd like to do something sometime.
On an unrelated note, getting involved with partners on the other side of the world is a mistake... but they're so good, I can't help it.
This is the kind of delicious mistake all of us ought to make repeatedly.
That reminds me of Cordelia.
Who I still haven't seen in over a month. I think she hates me :<
But she still logs on, so at least she's not dead or something.
This post contributes nothing to the thread. Move along.
Threads're quiet. Times're tough. Captcha's asking me to identify waffles, though, which are delicious.
>citing "poof you're in joint lock now and can't do shit" as good fight RP
I've had about one contact on f-list that I've actually bothered to move to Skype for chatting.
Damn, that's Lily? She's really getting overzealous on thread peacekeeping.
It is indeed. And I have more!
Guilty as charged.
Ah jeez, meant to respond to >>23159811 there. Whatever; gives me an excuse to post another one from the set.
Hey, I'm just pointing out that fighting in real life isn't about getting a chance to dodge.
And yes, Lili is getting angrier these days.
Hot. What's it from and why are they both beat up and bloody?
Some Chinese artist, apparently. I think it's supposed to be Person of Interest fanart. Having never watched the show, I have no idea, but damn if I don't like the work.
>Erotic Person of Interest fanart
And judging from the GIS results, there's a lot of it, not just from the same person...
Bigger, cleaner version of >>23161210
>Root and Shaw
No wonder I liked that first image so much. It's just been so long that I didn't recognize them. I'm surprised I never encountered any of this before, I was pretty big into that show once it actually grew a plot and stopped just being a "monster of the week" kinda thing.
It's not like I've got anything to lose.
It's like I'm wearin' nothin at all!
...nothin at all!
...nothin at all!
Its pilot episode was the most-watched thing in that time slot, it was fairly big in seasons 2 and 3, substantial falloff in season 4 despite reviewing well. If you don't watch much live (that is, non-Netflix etc) TV, it's not the sort of thing you'd hear much about, not like the "American Idol"s and things that are just completely unavoidable no matter where you get your entertainment, but it's kicking around in the mid-to-high area. The Blacklist placed similarly in the same time slot during different years (interestingly, in 2014 it moved into the same Thursday 9PM that Person of Interest had just vacated).
And here's some fresh(ish, 3 weeks ago) art by the same artist. Clearly I need to find someone to "Root" me...
Playing persona 4 and watching JoJo at the same time is making me think up some really stupid character ideas.
I still need to go find that person with the cum based stand to pose dramatically with.
Why aren't there more chubby girls? I wanna find one and throw a skinny chick at her, but they're like super rare. The few I've stumbled across were straight.
Not that I have a skinny chick that isn't a loli for this purpose, but dammit I'm working on that.
You wouldn't say that to a catgirl's face, would you?
I'm always surprised when I see a Straight Female character.
Also, Alicia Night is chubby.
No one likes chubby guys. Especially not subby ones. I want a big strong jock to fuck Enzo :<
Especially while keeping his relationship with a nerd on the DL. And nervously blushing and stammering when he confesses love.
I know. It's sad.
And all the guys who do like chubby boys are either weird weight gain furries or... well, actually, just that.
Stop reinforcing your traditional notions of attractiveness!
I kind of wish there was more. I haven't really seen but maybe an episode or two of the show, but that picture is cute.
There's also this one from a different show but with a character similar enough to use on the same profile. I doubt the actual anime has them so cute a couple, though. Plus in all his art he's got this weird cartoony style.
Chubby is fine, just don't go overboard.
HotD is basically anime attempt to reach such a thing as too much fanservice, so if that's not what you're after, you're really not missing out. Oh, and the chubby guy is based on a real person.
I can actually think of one more couple with male chubby sub, but... it's a little special.
>It keeps happening
Sticking your fingers in their mouth when they yawn
>Oh, and the chubby guy is based on a real person.
Loosely, and I'm aware. It's the creator of Hellsing. As a high schooler.
Plenty of people find chubby guys attractive.
I just don't like them because they're dumb. It's all girls who want to get raped or furries. Or other people who are not-this-group. Which let's be honest, if I actually RP that's who I want to RP with.
>-*Beep Beep Boop*-<
Come in, /erp/! Come in, /erp/!
What makes a good Shota?
>I'm always surprised when I see a Straight Female character.
"I don't always see straight girls, but when I do, they're the ones I wanted to fuck."
And they're always the ones that go out of their way to list out "no girls, no exceptions" in their kinks. It's crazy.
>Also, Alicia Night is chubby.
Don't think I've seen that one yet. Sorta backwards from the setup I was initially thinking, but hey, if the shoe fits...
Oi! I want to bang all kinds of people. In theory. In practice, people are annoying.
Two pieces of advice: If someone tells you that you've done something offended and asks you not to do that, don't double down and act like you're a victim.
If you get banned from a channel and join it again a few months later (on your phone of all things), don't do literally the same thing that got you banned the first time.
Its not like anything important was going on in the thread.
Bullshit drama is the only thing that goes on the the F-List room.
I don't know why it hasn't been nuked and this old guard of circlejerk dismantled for a new room, new board and all.
Why is gay shota the "other" you heteronormative hatemonger?
Hey, I ain't naive. I even know about -that-.
Huh? I'm sure I don't have to tell you about -that-. Don't you and your boyfriends do it all the time?
You're advertising the channel on 4chan to the users of 4chan, you don't want to suck them into a world of tumblr and whinny babies.
People will join for two reasons
2.because it's for 4chan
Not a tumblr outlet
Stop being a whiner. You got timed out because you've repeatedly been dumb.
You did beg. You even tried to guilt me. And as I told you, yes, it was necessary to get them involved.
And you went on about how you'd never "banged a shemale" and your first character was a straight male, so forgive me if I just assumed you're male.
You required me to do something that I don't like doing: Actual moderation.
And as I explained to you, it has very little to do with the fact that you used the word shemale and everything with how you reacted afterwards.
This is kinda cute. You two should exchange F-lists and fug.
I'm not advertising anything, you muppet. I'm not even in the channel (either of them). But you aren't giving any reason that isn't some variation of "I got timed out and I'm mad about it" and that's terrible.
So you're saying that I have to appeal to everyone at all the time? Gosh that doesn't sound much like 4chan at all, in fact it sounds very similar to tumblr.
Also it didn't take you long to boast about this feat of banning me.
I've given hella good reason
You're basically using 4chan as an outlet to advertise your flist chat room, which technically goes against the rules but whatever. You're giving the implied idea that joining means you get to talk to other 4channers and Roleplay with them, only to have them turn up and realise that they can't say anything without offending someone.
I'm not seeing a problem.
>I was being an idiot
>I got caught
It's the only thing that's relevant.
>goes against the rules
These threads are like a year old and also this board is literally for exchanging information.
Talking to 4channers doesn't necessarily mean acting like an idiot. Again: You have a name and identity, and that means at least some measure of accountability.
You can say several things without offending people. And if you do offend people, they have the right to tell you off. You even have the right to get offended that they told you off.
But when you break the rules of a place--in this case both the channel and the site--then you shouldn't be surprised when you get punished.
Now you know why they're one of the few people on the banlist.
Sometimes you've just gotta cut your losses. Christ, what a shitshow.
That wasn't me
It was a joke chill
Still, you want to cause an argument and show off how clever you are that you got someone banned, you get to do the little victory dance. But hey I really don't think that it matters that much what happens on a website in the grand scheme of things, cause I doubt a year from now we'll still be arguing over this (unless you have a really good reason to) I'm sure you're a great person deep down, now I'm going to bed
>And all the guys who do like chubby boys are either weird weight gain furries or... well, actually, just that.
I just talked to a minotaur who wanted pudgy boys.
So i guess he's one of those things if that's 3furry5you.
It clearly proceeded on its own course without harping earlier.
I have a speculative request for /erpg/. Is there anybody here who is interested in 'masturbation coaxing', or as I have sometimes heard it called 'jack of instruction', where one partner encourages the other to masturbate or instructs them how to masturbate? It's not as straightforward as that in practice, but that's the basic idea.
Okay let's actually add some content to the thread.
https://www.f-list.net/c/lilithan/ space pirate cat girl with dick on. Looking for primary sci fi lewds, but I can adapt. I prefer being the bottom/sub but I'm willing to top every now and then
Could folks please stop shitposting up the thread? You're not even saying anything new at this point, it's just a rehash of the exact same thing you were shitposting about last thread.
>This is why I said something
No you didn't.
I was literally asleep when this drama started. I was also asleep for the last several posts after >>23169889 brought it back up. That's what they mean by playing the victim, by the way. Stirring the pot after it ended. I mean, you're still doing it >>23170970
Any amount of furry is 3furry. I just want regular people. Is that so hard?
Why is that orange background translucent?
Also, anyone who enjoys fucking should fuck this cat. Her kinks are great. I don't know much about her actual quality, though. Aislinne likes her. Also she's a slut, and clearly a freak judging by those kinks. So that's good enough.
Well, people's amusement at your character doesn't so much end as take a breather. You don't get to decide when something is "enough", people will decide that on their own. You can get offended, but that has a limited effect when you are constantly antagonizing other people.
Every repost is a repost repost, including yours.
I love how someone getting more butthurt than a Chipotle addict after paying the price for breaking the rules is somehow my fault... but either way, then let's take a breather.
And cool as that gif is, you people could at least post porn.
Personally, I only blame you for things that you do. Anything else is other people's hangups, or you projecting.
As for the image, it's a metaphor for repeated anal destruction. You should be quite wet, no? I know I am.
Oh huh, that's really weird, I didn't notice that before. Maybe it's a sign!
Naw. I'm not that great. And yeah, just do whatever that anon said if you really wanna.
Are you talking about >>23168428 ? That was after the fact.
Regardless, it's over. ̶N̶o̶t̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶I̶ ̶u̶n̶d̶e̶r̶s̶t̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶h̶o̶w̶ ̶s̶o̶m̶e̶o̶n̶e̶ ̶e̶l̶s̶e̶ ̶b̶i̶t̶c̶h̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶y̶ ̶g̶o̶t̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶t̶r̶o̶u̶b̶l̶e̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶m̶y̶ ̶f̶a̶u̶l̶t̶.̶ ̶Y̶o̶u̶ ̶p̶e̶o̶p̶l̶e̶ ̶c̶o̶m̶p̶l̶a̶i̶n̶ ̶w̶h̶e̶n̶ ̶I̶ ̶d̶o̶n̶'̶t̶ ̶m̶o̶d̶e̶r̶a̶t̶e̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶c̶o̶m̶p̶l̶a̶i̶n̶ ̶w̶h̶e̶n̶ ̶I̶ ̶d̶o̶.̶.̶.̶
Lilithan had the right idea, but I have no profiles. So I'm just going to post porn.
Squatting is lewder than kneeling. Kneeling is very submissive, but squatting is outright lewd and debased. It puts your genitals all on display, and it's uncomfortable and demeaning. No one squats without intending to, but you can end up in a kneeling position if you fall or get shoved forcefully.
What? Isn't that like. The official f-list term for that gender. If that's offensive why are they even on f-list. That seems like a weird thing to become controversial.
>I'm not advertising anything, you muppet. I'm not even in the channel
That was obviously the "indefinite you." Context and reading comprehension yo.
>[when] one is advertising to 4chan, one doesn't want to suck them into tumblr, etc
There are like three rooms with 'pillow fort' in their name somewhere, none of them with /meme slashes/.
I don't think this room actually exists.
It's offensive when used for real life people. Also, plenty of people have tried to get F-list to change that. I mean, "please don't use shemale when talking about real life people" shouldn't be a big deal.
Also, presumably they mean Roxie's room. She got upset that we corrected her a lot and every time there was an argument she was accused of trolling, so she left the channel. (FWIW, I don't think she was trolling, just foreign. English isn't her native language).
Rose? Rose Blush is her main now I think.
/join [session=The Pillow Fort]ADH-91616fe1477e3e3b0525[/session]
You mean this one?
The only bad part of erpg is Rory and the tumblr-like mentality that the mod team and those favored by the mod team have. Pillow Fort has absolutely none of that (talking about politics is against the rules because liberal vs conservative arguments are horrible, for example) so that's one 'better reason.'
We would rather not have randies come, though, so please don't join it.
Sure, but it's been hella dead lately. We're only awake during la~te night hours these days.
Nobody's even been able to quantify "tumblr-like mentality" in a way that excludes the speaker. And given that the room's only proponents in the thread are also the ones clinging to old shit-stirring, it's clearly not some drama-free haven.
Yes, yes, you say that all the time. Honestly, if people just contributed instead of talking like that it would be better.
Also, just how many colonies get dropped in Gundam? You'd think after the second or so it loses the impact on fans.
"Made me mad that I couldn't be annoying". I mean, Christ, I'm bitched about when I don't mod, bitched about when I do. Someone caused problems, and in politely explaining to them what the problem was, I learned they were breaking site rules and was someone I'd already talked to about the same problem.
Speaking of latex, where's Aislinne?
>If people actually contributed instead of talking like that it would be better
No it wouldn't, the threads would be better if we all stopped fucking arguing every single thread. Was last thread the one that was nice for 90% of the thread until there was an autistic argument at the end for some reason? It doesn't matter, whatever thread that was it was nice.
The worst part about saying this is that me posting to say this is just exacerbating the issue, but fuck it. I agree with the sentiment that this thread should die, let's just make a new thread where everyone agrees not to argue. It won't actually happen, but I like to imagine.
>inb4 I don't contribute so I can't talk
You say that, but...
That's like every thread. Again, if people just talk about actual typefucking stuff, it would be nice. This thread is some 250 posts away from dying, so let's just actually make content.
Like this image.
This is F-list.png, for comparison.
I have a surprising amount of F-list filenames.
>that's like every thread
Nah, that one went way longer than usual before everything got mucked up. It was a Christmas miracle.
>just talk about actual typefucking
We do, it's just quiet when we're not. You can't force a thread atmosphere or always have conversation, so don't try.
I don't think that's the kind of content we're based around, but you post whatever you want as long as it isn't 3DPD or somehow starting more fires. That'd be tolerable.
I'm pretty sure "porn" is more or less the content we're based around. I mean, sure, specifically in the form of textfucking, but I don't actually RP, so I can at least give some scenespiration.
̶A̶l̶s̶o̶ ̶s̶u̶c̶k̶ ̶m̶y̶ ̶3̶D̶P̶D̶ ̶d̶i̶c̶k̶
>Also, presumably they mean Roxie's room. She got upset that we corrected her a lot and every time there was an argument she was accused of trolling, so she left the channel. (FWIW, I don't think she was trolling, just foreign. English isn't her native language).
>Rose? Rose Blush is her main now I think.
[07:32] System: Channel moderators for Pillow Fort: Mia Ventalia, Mia Deltoriis, Ren-San, Cheshire Boris Airay, Mia Ventalia, Rygo
[07:31] System: Channel moderators for The Pillow Fort: Estellava, Syline, Arion's CrotchTearduct, Tirithon Authien, Noise's boypussy, Alria Truvin, Solsan, Tessa Unterwald, Red Lacy, Arion Eurpona, Alton Blackbourne, Marisa Sinta, Taylor Lilly, Rho, Alex Williamson, Vera Proudblood, Anna Black, Kaleva Ahtisaari, Noise, Dead Star Rising, LV-17, Kayda, Edgar Takao, Finlay Griffith, Majin Ludi, Battle-Sisters Avos, Jenny 1990-2012, Estellava, Kel Tralsman, Alexis Whittaker, Battle-Sisters Avis, Gigawatt, Noise's Mouthslit, Torite, Ivan Thrace, Lady Samantha
Neither of these look much "Roxie's room" to me.
>talking about politics is against the rules
I disbelieve that estellava ceases her shitposting of politicallly charged links in a room she owns.
>Este has a channel
Also, everyone knows /pol/ links are only a problem because I complain. I also think I got pillow fort confused with sleepover.
Also, did this thread scare away that Dullahan? She had some great kinks.
¿Por qué no los dos?
>tfw no one else likes hairy sweaty buttholes
Around. Kinda lost my spark again. Tried playing the victim for a change in RP, didn't feel right. Doesn't feel like there's much else I wanna play except the rubbermonster, but I can't be arsed to put in the effort she requires.
Also got a new computer coming in a few days, so I'll probably be busy between friends, vidya, and work.
...Promise I won't drunkenly flip out and nuke everything like a 14 year old again.
Half of them are just Este's friends. I mean, quite a few of them are my friends, too (although I recently learned Alexis hates me). Some of those are even just as "tumblr" as I am. Avos, Red Lacy, and DSR even have shemale and transphobic language in their No lists (and Red Lacy is the one who asked Jessica the Mistress not to use shemale to refer to real people).
Don't worry about your spark. We don't care for you because you're a rubbermonster, we just like shooting the shit with you.
Also, try making a dominant that isn't a rubbermonster :I
>...Promise I won't drunkenly flip out and nuke everything like a 14 year old again.
You better not. You've sunk like 200 dollars or more into character art.
>tfw reading through old logs
>tfw I wrote so much worse but had so much more fun
How do I go back to being a baddie?
The only objective difference is allegiance switch between sjwness and b//tardness. I personally find the latter more annoying.
>Also, try making a dominant that isn't a rubbermonster :I
Twi'lekk mobster boss that likes freezing people in carbonite and humping the statues.
>Half of them are just Este's friends
A third of friends, a third of her own alts and a third of what looks like random people that were mods in channels she frequents and got suckered into that channel.
Also judging by double Estellava in coplist, she wasn't the original owner of the room - you stick there twice if you are promoted from cop to owner.
>How do I go back to being a baddie?
I question myself that as well.
I'm suspecting drink of a possibility but arn't trying it yet.
If I set a subfetish, and later change the description, does it screw up the subfetish or will everything be okay?
Being bad isn't the key. You just need to let go of the snobbery you've accumulated over the years and remember that the point is connecting enjoyably with yourself and others. If you've somehow convinced yourself that snobbery IS what makes you a good erper? Then there's your problem right there. Best of luck rediscovering happy days!
It's less about being a bad and more about relaxing. Just write whatever you feel comfortable writing and take whatever your partners drum out gratefully (so long as it isn't utter unreadable tripe). Maybe you're like me and self-impose high standards on your own work; if that's the case, just do your best to unwind them bit by bit. Focus on getting a good mood going. Take it easy; hit up old partners you have fond memories of.
Also try typefucking some new people. Any time I find myself in a rut, nothing reinvigorates me like being irresponsible and wordbangin' some people I really don't have room in the schedule for.
>join a smut board as a canon character
>no responses in over two weeks of being there
>somebody joins a rival smut board as same canon character
>five responses within the first ten minutes
YES I MAD and I don't know where else on 4chan to vent about it.
jcink sites for Marvel. They're not actual smut boards - they try to maintain an air of respectability- but everybody knows why they're there.
I showed up and asked about the canon in question, they said he was taken. A few hours later, guy shows up saying the canon's his. Posts it, gets five responses within the first ten minutes whereas I get zero on the boards I'm on.
I have no idea what this means or how it works.
So you got on and asked about a specific character and whether you could play it? But the character was taken? then someone else got on and either claimed that character as their own just then, or was playing that character previously? What's the problem if the second? He had it first. If the first, why'd they not let you get it?
Also, how does this even work? If it's the longest running board, how are the good canons not all taken?
I'll toss in my opinion as I'm not sure he's going to come back.
If it works anything like the various MU* that let people play canon characters, you would have to stake a claim by writing a description of said character, and get approved by an admin.
The slot is freed when you stop playing, or if the admins decide you're a shitter, so that someone else can come along and stake the claim.
That still sounds like it'd get pretty incestuous. There are only so many canons that people want to play.
What do you mean "No AUs"?
You still don't get how people work.
Guys on the inside have no intention of fixing it because that would threaten their monopoly on popular characters.
Guys that want in don't have established presence and thus don't have a voice in the matter.
Someone PMed me suggesting the exact kind of scene I've been interested in lately, and even though their profile wasn't the kind of thing I usually go for, I hit them with a good two paragraphs...
Then it turned out they couldn't play at the moment and were just gauging interest.
Although we did talk for a good hour or so about characters, making detailed characters, and RPGs.
Now I kind of want MAD to pick some random girl to secretly dominate her, in a very MAD way. "Sign here, here, and here, initial here. You agree that between the dictated hours you'll be available to sexually dominate me. You *will* maintain the utmost confidentiality, or you'll be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law, and your father will be given a 'promotion' to the Siberia. You will demean me using the following preapproved phrases and within the time slot I will service and worship you. I expect to be kept both aroused and sexually unsatisfied. During all other times you will maintain discretion and I will not acknowledge our relationship. If you'd like, I'll have my lawyer draft you a copy. We may get started immediately, please circle whether you would like to be referred to as Mistress, Queen, Ma'am, or Other."
I don't think you know how people work... Something doesn't get to be long running by being incestuous. Especially since this kind of thing is usually ad-run. Although looking at it, these seem to all be smaller self contained parts of a larger site.
In this context, I imagine it means that if Superman is taken, you can't just turn around and claim Superman from Kingdom Come. Even if he's canon.
We're not actually that incestuous. We keep having new people join. We had one join an hour ago... but they logged off before I could answer any questions.
Don't mind me
The other day while doing a search for profiles, I picked some very particular things and I STILL got Undertale profiles. Two Undynes and possibly more that I didn't recognize because I haven't played it yet.
>any negative comment relating to rory is shitposting
Including disagreeing with him on any matters or making fun of him using thread for random image dumps obviously for relinking somewhere else rather than use imgur or whatever else.
Look sunny, barging into thread to yell about him apropos of nothing is shitpoting.
But responding to shit he does in the thread that I disagree with isn't it. Stop barking up on every single reply that disapproves of him.
>responding to shit he does in the thread that I disagree with
Literally none of that is evident in your reply. People bitch about things here all the time, and most of them don't get shot down, because most of them are actually useful enough to make their complaint clear, instead of just slinging some meme arrows in front of an unrelated remark.
You wanna get indignant about your right to bitch, at least do it right. Otherwise, a shitpost is a shitpost is a shitpost, regardless of unspoken and unclear reasons.
Lili, will you fug me?
How about if I put on a pretty wedding dress?
I actually downloaded them from someone on F-list's profile, and the person I shared them with was already in the channel. They were originally on Imgur, and if I wanted to share them elsewhere from my computer, I've now got ShareX, which takes away most of the hassle.
I posted them in the thread because they're kind of hot. Plus I mistook that person for Lili, until I looked at their profile, and Lili wasn't in the channel, so I put it in the thread for her to see.
Also, you really are kind of just shitposting because it's me. Don't kid yourself here, there was basically no reason to complain about what I was doing, whether you "disagree" with it or not. Now you're just shitposting at what I'll assume is Lili (even though if she's on she could have done her prelude), but she's just responding to shit you're doing in the thread that she disagrees with, and now we're on the merry-go-round.
What kind of particular things?
You also need to stop. Just let people shitpost about me. Maybe they'll tire themselves out if you don't provide more fuel for their fire.
But comics cross over alternate-universe stuff all the time, thus making them canon!
Yeah, I know. Comic book games always had rules like that, else things would go out of control.
My favorite game in particular would bar some players from playing certain super-villains, for example, as they could only be "trusted" in the hands of GM types. I saw no issues with this, right up until halfway through writing an application I was told that my guy was a no-no. Man I was pissed after doing all that research.
>I saw no issues with this, right up until halfway through writing an application I was told that my guy was a no-no. Man I was pissed after doing all that research.
Correction, it happened twice. At least.