STONER BONER THREAD celebrate festivus with us post bud

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Let the chit chat begin

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http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=V3e90yExv38
music boop

>>23143244
what is that, like a quater/half?

Contemplating smoking without my boyfriend
I'll feel guilty, but I'm terribly curious to try this new strain

Anyone selling bud in the manhatten area?

where is the penis? boner implied i would've saw an erect dick when i clicked this thread

>>23143216
where's the boners? like should that have been resting on ur bulge, wood inspire more chut chat lol

>>23143417
looks like a half to me

>>23143498
Looks like a fluffly quarter or a dense half if its a half.

Any one in the 705 want to blaze?

>>23143428
Go for it
>>23143498
It's a half

>>23143715
i'm sure he wouldn't mind a small bowl, i'll let him have one to himself when he gets home

>>23143489
no boner no party

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I have no boner to contribute, soz.

>>23143782
this could be the most beautiful picture ever

>>23143796
it is some pretty dank stuff ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>23143782
Op here Boner or gtfo

>>23143813
my bad, I'll show myself out

>>23143819
Come back when you've got a boner

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Smells like standard, Don't know what it is, some speculation that it's a haze

>>23143832
dingleberry haze

>>23143863
Poop shoot haze

>>23143870
ding a ling

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Raging weed boner here, someone yell at me to clean my bubbler pls

>>23143910
clean your god damn bubbler you lazy bitch

>>23143910
bubblers and pipes get disgusting overtime, bongs are superior

anyone in chicago 312 with blessings?

kik : chiggywawa

I'm so jealous of you all, I swear my dealer is the worst :c

>>23143910
its time to get a vaporizer, anon.

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yummy

>>23144013
lol looks fake

>>23144029
why the fuck would i have a jar of fake weed just for pictures in a random ass thread on /soc/ bruh

>>23144061
That's some really well grown outdoor it looks like I dunno not enough pixels to be sure

>>23144074
idk man i just buy it from some crippled guy who gets medicinal shit from toronto. i don't know shit about strains but it gets me high as fuck, and i'm sure it's indica

>>23144029
it looks shopped

>>23144083
l m a o it ain't shopped i just took it with my phone

Anyone in Chicago?
Hit me up on kik: SouthernYetiMan

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Stone boned

>>23143930
YESSS roast me.

>>23143940
Had a bong, broke a bong RIP in pieces :,( I personally love how my bub smokes, it sneaks up on you and fuqs you UP

>>23144006
I should, I've used my best friend's little magic flight one and it's awesome *_*

>>23144013
One hell of a weed lump, m8. Get me in touch with that Canadian cripple I'm upstate NY 8)

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Chicago suburbs checking in

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Whats up my brethren?

>>23145095
what do you do while high?

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ATL cat reporting in

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>>23145095

If I'm feeling lazy, listen to music, watch vidoes, movies, play games, etc.

If I'm more active, especially with friends, hike dance, stoner talk, that type of thing.

Sometimes I'll have little personal epiphanies about myself and write my thoughts down.

Das about it :I

I just smoked and now am taking a bath. It's really cold outside of the water. Contrast feels nice. And my conditioner smells so nice.

>>23145463
typical stoner shit. would chill with.

my smoking buddy just moved away today.
rip

>>23145503

Ah I'm sorry man. I've recently found more stoners around at this point in my life.

Before that, I was drinking and hanging out with all alcoholics. I quit the sauce all together once I started to smoke.

>>23145463

are your tits fucking huge or are you fat?

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>>23145587
Oh I love /soc/

I'm blessed. And kinda chubby. I ain't care, I bagged a 10/10

Staying on topic, me high af :I

>>23145560
i cant chill with alcoholics desu, i get turned off to it especially when im high.

and yes i have been finding that as well more people who are interested in pot. but it still sucks long time friend who i grew up with. not that i mind smoking alone but its always nice to chill w someone and do it.

>>23145671

the fuck bitch? i didn't ask about your boyfriend

how big are them milkbags?

>>23145671
original xbox 360 anon?

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>>23145678
Yeah I have a main friend I like to smoke with. The drinking started to turn me off. It only brought out the worst in people.

>>23145685
Pic is me right now to this.

>>23145696
Yeeee. Old as shit, still works.

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Yo thread! Frosty the Snowman stopped by my house and left his piece. Wat do?

Also how is everyone doing tonight?

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>>23145815

Bro I'm high af.

>>23145861
why does he get to smoke when i am the world

>>23145861
Same. I'm about to find something good on Netflix to watch. Any suggestions?

>>23145903
American Mary.

Kinda Drama/Horror with some fucked up shit but still entertaining.

>>23145918
Alright I'll check it out. Sounds interesting!

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How's errybody doing?

>>23145918
this is a good movie.

>>23146038
I'm really critical on anything in the horror/disturbing category and even though this film had its flaws, I still kinda liked it. Maybe more enjoyed it.

Tell me if my situation is awesome...

I am mid twenties, and i have an 18 year old kinky kitten who goes out and finds me weed and then skims a bit off the top and lets me fuck her regularly in a very crazy fashion. Shes essentially holding me hostage though.

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>>23146058
Wat

>>23146052
did you ever watch proxy?
thats a weird movie

but yea i agree those genres are real good.

>>23146058
t-thats kind of hot

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:)

>>23146109
sexy asf

>>23146109
Yeeeee dem dreads girl.

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Just finished rewatching evangelion. Should I draw something or look for another anime or something?

>>23146058
Sounds like a blast my dude.

>>23146091
you should see the sex... i wish i could tape it, i nearly colapse in heaves at the end

>>23146257
post rolled

I'm back so many cuties in this thread

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>>23146310
Already started smoking it my bad

chillin with https://www.leafly.com/hybrid/flo in colorado :)

>>23146343
v nice. bluntz are good

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>>23146366
Yes they are

>>23146432
how long did that last you/are you still smoking it?

>>23144165
Good lord

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>>23146484
I clipped it. Just resparked it.

My guy just stopped answering my texts I sent one at 6, one at like 615 just to clarify something and then one at 9 and still nothing here at midnight. Kind of immediately disappointed I don't get to try out my new medwakh for one hitters, but I can't stop being paranoid that something happened. I can't text back at all without looking like a desperate cunt now that I've blown my chances. No one else I could really buy from.

>>23146806
these are cool, do you smoke cigs by any chance?

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>>23147012

>>23147080
yea 27s are good. they are my switch off brand from reds.

can you do a gif smoking a cig?

>>23146814
The thing is, sometimes you just gotta accept that that's how the market rolls, and sometimes you can't find a connect. It sucks, but eh, it happens.

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Currently have been enjoying this Old Skool Rain PHO and this dank local strain.

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>>23147091

>>23147178
very cool. feels like i had a smoke session with you. really tired though

>>23146001
good, thank you

DUDE WEED LMAO XDDDDD

Ughhh this thread's makin me miss my old pipe :(
Gave it to my dealer today for his birthday lol.

>tfw can't go back to the early days of smoking when I would get genuinely extremely baked

I mean there are worse things than having a tolerance, at least I never got onto dabs or things stronger than bud.

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Newbie here. How do I smoke from a pipe without the pipe burning my throat?

pic related, I smoke from this

>>23143940
>implying tubes never get dirty...

>>23143910
Damn at least change the water every sesh. Have to with a piece that small.

>>23147434
You get a bong or a bubbler or something that filters the smoke through cooling agents.

Or, you just get used to it.

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Need to catch me some more

>>23147634
Nice baby dreads :)
When did you start them?

>>23148581
hey can you post more gifs? and when did you start with your hair? it looks sick btw

>>23143677
I wish i was wherever that isss.

Boop

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I'll pitch in (canadian bud) ;D

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>>23149164

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Here's an old one.

On Feb 2nd it will be 8 years ago.

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>>23143832
It's not haze, and the fucker trimmed his plants a little too late. Looks like a first year grow or just some poorly grown bud.
>>23146806
>>23146432
Meant to post last night, but you or whoever roll nigger blunts. That's not a bad thing if you're just trying to get high off some burner, but it's a waste of weed and smoke otherwise. It mainly shows in the way the blunt pinches where you're holding and the smoke is white/light blue. Granted weed is nothing like it was 5 years ago, assuming you're Midwest or West Coast, but you should still be pulling yellow. I'm being a dickhead yeah. Dubsevs are fucking golden, there, one nice thing said.

I'll post a few rolling gifs tonight.

>>23149621
oh wow 8 years is super dedicated. very cool. and the gifs are really hot. got a thing for chicks smoking.

Odd question here and not really sure where else to ask. I smoked all through college and even for a little bit after. Then got married, had kids and stopped.

Well, I'd like to start up again and not sure where exactly to find some weed. I live in a brand new state and don't know anyone here. Couple that with the fact that I've moved into the corporate world (I know, I know) and I can't really take the chance on getting busted trying to buy some off some moron high school kid or even asking a co-worker.

There is a head shop in my town, but not sure how I hint to the guy working there that I need something to put in a piece, I guess I'm kind of a pussy like that.

I'm in the Northeast (Boston-ish) if that helps. I'm sure I'll be mocked mercilessly but any real advice would be appreciated.

>>23149698
I know how to roll a blunt my love I've been smoking blunts for 10 years. There's a bunch of circumstances that you didn't consider; the Dutch I used, how dry it was, the fact that it was late at night and I didn't want to get another one, the weed wasn't the best so I didn't put in a lot of effort into it, just to name a few lol and I'm from Miami BTW.

>>23143782
Jesus Christ, Summer?

>>23149931
We've been smoking blunts for the same amount of time then babe. The dry wrap, especially a dutch, is a problem sure but your pack shouldn't be affected by that if you're rolling straight. You've got a point being tired and that being the only wrap ya got, and if it was just burner then yeah fuck it. Do you want to throw down? Are you trying to have a roll off, is that what you want? Hands up.

>>23149931
im not good at rolling but im good at smoking, and making edibles. also east coast btw

4:20 toke checking in

740/m/28

>>23147097
but why would he just stop texting me? like he said a price and I said that works and that was it. I'm p. sure his phone just broke, reached out to 4 different people who might be holding today so I'm sure I'll get some tonight so I'm not too worried anymore, but still makes you wonder

>>23144165
s/sw burbs by any chance?
im always looking for wax

>>23149975
I honestly don't care enough cause I'm high lol

>>23150157
I love making edibles. I made s'mores rice krispie treats and Heath bar cookies last. Unfortunately I have no photos cause my sd card in my phone was damaged and I had to reformat it like 2 days ago and I lost a shit load of pics lol

>>23151226
i didnt make this but recently i tried caramel that was infused with oil. it was really oily like even the wrapper was cover in it. was really good, although the one i commonly make is firecrackers.

theyre easy and dont require much pot, very effective. i like smoking of course but eating it is so much more potent.

>>23151226
also you got kik, skype, snapchat w.e?

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>>23151780
I agree I just don't like doing the work lmao so I smoke/dab. I got a snapchat it's nessaelectrik no dicks plz lol

>>23152522
yea i feel you, plus its a different type of feeling anyway. just tried to send you something said it failed

also i dont dab often, i think it tastes kind of weird.

>>23152696
I just added you that may be why it failed

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Damn it feels great to be off of work.

this bread is making me sad

>tfw ive been dry for two months
>tfw weedman moved

>>23150777
I know, that's literally just how it goes. This is buying drugs, sometimes shit happens. You can't expect drug dealers to always be reliable and efficient, they're drug dealers.

>>23143216
Does anyone know where to get bud in Columbus, Ohio?

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Just got a q of this its rock hard this one bud is 1.7g

>>23148581
March last year or so. Maybe it was April, not 100% sure. They look a little messy now, last time I got them locked in was September I believe

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bout to cut up a humble little mix :]

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Rate my current stash

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Come dab with me league is down now :(

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League it's down, so I might as well blaze it

420 blaze it fag! @420 and 520

>>23154042
wtf is this?

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Any ladies up here in Oregon wanna get blitzed and chill? Up here for vacation and bored shitless

kik:thewindanditsfury

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yo
>select all images with grass

Nice one captcha

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Who here /boutta get lit/

>>23155628
Jeers creepers look at dem peepers

>>23155067
Butane hash oil, its a cannabis concentrate.

>>23153944
Nice they look good for less than a year, I've had mine for 8 years next month. No need to go to someone to get them twisted though. Then again, I went the natural route.

>>23154042
That shit looks so fire

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>>23156600
Mini slab of purple cheese nug run

>>23156981
Niiiice

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>>23157499
I'm picking up some more slabs in Portland tonight :D

>>23157781
Ughhh that's nice. Im getting some tomorrow from my connect. Wish it was legal in fl lol

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>>23156600
Why thank you! Yours look mighty as well, love the wildness of yours. I also used to have naturals, like 4 years ago but had to cut them unfortunately :( these ones won't be robbed from me though!