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Post your personal pros and cons, pic enjoyed but not needed
EX:

Possible Pros ::
- Can cook pretty fucking well
- Cleans often, and unresentfully
- fixed [unable to have children]
- sexually open
- loyal
- makes fucking money
- extremely giving
- actually enjoys some video games

Cons ::
- is not hot, like mildly attractive, but not like 10/10 would bang [maybe 7-8/10 on a good day if you squint
- is a fucking bully
- is chunky, though fit
- has 4 dogs! And fosters others on occasion
- talks never-endingly especially when nervous
- overly empathetic
- workaholic
- has uploaded nekkid pics on the internet
- terrified of driving [refuses to get license]
- can't stop words from pouring out of my mouth like a retard
- is a girl/female who frequently lurks 4chan like a fucking idget
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>>23141725

cutie. where you from?
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Can i eat your ass like a soup kitchen?
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>>23141737
America, 541 You?
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>>23141754
Depends on how I'm feeling, but normally - no, I won't sleep with strangers. I'm a loser like that.
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You're adorable. You shouldn't put yourself so down.
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>>23141770
Thank you! Some people like it, some don't. I won't lament people who aren't into me. Like oh no - someone on the internet thinks I'm ugly. I look like fuck often times during the work week or after midterms/finals. Its k.
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>>23141773
Well, just keep at it. You definitely are more attractive or as attractive as most of the girls who post around here.
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>>23141787
I don't post often, mostly just when required for participation or when starting a thread like this! I really want to hear about how others rate their pros and cons. XD
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>>23141725
can you post some more nudes? i saw your pics in the rate thread and my dick is rockhard now you are so hot
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>>23141790
Well, I'm gonna head out of this thread then, got a means of contact though?
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>>23141792
Sure, I'll put up a variety.
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>>23141798
http://nyxis-sanura.deviantart.com/

or nyx.tsin on skype?
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>>23141792
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Hmm, fun thread.

Pros:
>can cook
>intelligent enough
>quite friendly
>loyal
>play piano/guitar
>healthy mentally
>6'5" (i think this is a good thing)

Cons:
>5/10
>socially awkward
>KV
>single
>procrastinator
>spend too much time here
>attached to my phone
>get lonely quickly
>chubby/not physically healthy

r8

Also OP you sound like a catch
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>>23141799
>>23141801
>>23141803
please post a pics of naked ass and feet
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>>23141799
>>23141801
>>23141803
HOLY SHIT YOU ARE A CATCH
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>>23141792
murh
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So... this turned from a "Pros/Cons" thread into a nudedump really fucking fast.
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>>23141804
I love socially awkward people! I'm pretty bold, but still kind of awkward so it works well with people who don't know how to start conversations! :D

music is always hot, literally a plus 1, mental health, nice, i didn't even think of that.

Also - I am actually literally a bully. I am such a jerk, especially when i like people, it makes it difficult to befriend people. I can also make me partner feel unwanted when i work too often, like i get caught up in my work and make them feel unloved! :[
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>>23141815
Eh, if someone wants it, its not like I'ma dump it much elsewhere. And it keeps the thread alive so I can actually get to see people's Pros/Cons. I apologize if it did turn quite quickly into someone seeking my nudes.
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>>23141808
hmm feet, lemme see. I dunno if I have any on my normal hd of my feet. I have pretty small feet.
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>>23141831
what about ass? i really wanna see that up close :)
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Alright why did I post here.
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>>23141836
Some vacation ass, yay
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>>23141855
damn perfect ass, pull panties down pls?
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>>23141836
Feet kind of?
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pros
>enjoys most videogames and actually decent enough to be better than average
>above average looks to most people
>generally laid back and will go along with most things
>fairly kinky
>extremely accepting of most things
>can cook well
>can sing well also
>good sense of humour
>can make friends with anyone


cons
>really fucking messy
>huge loner
>not very motivated for much
>has a crazy ex so i'm afraid to date
>shopping addiction
>binge drinks/smokes
>depression


i'm pretty fucking awesome other than that though ! :D
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>>23141836
okay now let me look for better ass.
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>>23141864
smoking weed not cigarettes
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>>23141860
>>23141866
pls more ass and less panties i really need to blow my load soon your body is so damn perfect
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>>23141823
>>23141815
I can't believe this degenerate made you apologise for these hawt nudes.

>>23141810
That ass is flawless, you know how to present it. Stockings and fishnets are my weakness. Hng!
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>>23141864
The smoking would be my downfall, I can't stand it. Kissing is almost impossible. However, I can deal with messy, I hope your ex doesn't haunt you! Best of luck in the future. And hey if you make money your shopping addiction won't be so bad.

Also not gonna lie, I always think its hot when a person can play a video game well. Like damn.
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Pros: cook like a pro
keep myself tidy, nearly always cleaning my environment
will always listen to anyone and their problems and chat about anything
open to all things sexual
confident
have my own house
extremely loyal in relationships: once youre in the expatction is to stay with that one person
tall?
will always help a friend in need
i dont play video games just check up from time to time
hard working; once i put my mind to a task, it will be achieved.

Cons: can be lazy sometimes, lack of motovation
bit of a loner
no social life
ocd about alot of things
fail to see the obvious sometimeals
JEALOUSY
shit scared of spiders

m/22
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>>23141725
>has four dogs
you mean "pro"
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Pros:

>Art and nature oriented.
>Peaceful, clean, soft-spoken.
>Enjoys reading books, preferably by a window or on a wide windowpane.
>Eats healthy, is active, as in takes walks/hikes in the woods often etc. (+ slender built).
>Sexually submissive.
>Independent.

Cons:
>Prefers solitude over relationships.
>Not bad at socializing, but tends to feel detached.
>General sense of detachment.
>Bouts of depression.

(plus, I tend to look like a grumpy Russian, hence my photo, though I am neither. Also pretty tall, 5'8.)
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>>23141886
ha, I do love my dogs, and all are well behaved, except for the whole one of them... will eat tiny dogs or cats or anything that is prey... :/
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>>23141898
wow you look like a model, more pics?
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>>23141898
You forgot the best pro
- wears hot sweaters.

No but actually you sound great as a casual acquaintance, would share my window reading nook with, as long as we sat on opposing sides and didn't talk the entire time. But would share a coffee with.
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>>23141898

you are adorable.
please tell me you live in sydney
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>>23141881
I'm a girl
So I get that people think it's hot I play games
I've been keeping it to myself lately, actually I haven't been talking to anyone for the pass few months because I just don't feel like investing time on anything.
I'm a cam model so I make a descent amount of money so yeah it's not too bad lol
Did someone take those photos of you ?
And yea having 4 dogs is never a con
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>>23141725
Came to see the qt3.14 pics, stayed for the dogs, they're awesome, as are you OP
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>>23141916
>>23141917
I think guys or girls who play well are hot. Nothing like seeing someone plow through Shovelknight like a speedrun boss, or kick my ass in Skullgirls.

Here are my other two, Jaximus Nemesis [Jax] and Lady Orianna [Ori]
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>>23141916
Some of the photos were self portraits, hence the horrid angles, but a few were from my room mate, we'll take shots of each other often. I have a decent camera, so its fun.

I stream games sometimes, but no camming. Sounds lucrative though!
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>>23141917
>>23141916
Hmm it didn't attach, here are the other two pups.
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>>23141725
Did you use to live in WA a year or 2 ago? I look like someone I rode the bus with...
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>>23141931
You*
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>>23141909
Cons:
Doesn't like coffee.

Pros:
Loves tea!

But that sounds excellent. I like silence.

>>23141904
Here's another, but I'm not too interested in dumping many pictures, sorry.
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>>23141931
Nope, I'm an Oregonian, but i did visit Seattle for some conventions often? Never bussed in WA though, sorry.
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>>23141929
Pretty jelly of you right now OP, not gonna lie I'd pet that cat and those dogs any day
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>>23141936
< Has extensive world collection of tea, doesn't drink tea. We're perfect.
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>>23141939
Hmm odd..must be a doppleganger or something. Looked exactly like her, very attractive :) beautiful pics please continue!
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>>23141936
you are stunning but yeah i understand if you don't wanna dump, however if you feel like it i would enjoy seeing more
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>>23141928
Yea, I think about streaming when I play, but I'm a really quite game player and just can't imagine working myself up for the personality to gain viewers. On the other hand, being a whore on cam comes easy and I don't have to put much thought into it.
Funny thing is, anyone close to me knows because I didn't want them finding out another way.
On another note, I love your pups !
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>>23141945
they are fluffy as fuck, i love them. Takes a long time to groom the malamute/huskies. I actually love grooming them, its relaxing.
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>>23141946
Does your tea collection reside somewhere in Europe?
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>>23141950
I have a large variety of ethnicities, I am mistaken often for other people.
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>>23141964
Sadly no, but I visit Finland oft? I'm OR, USA
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>>23141959
I have one dog, he's a mutt but is big and fluffy/hairy not unlike your beasties, he fuckin loves being groomed, guess I would too if I was that hairy
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>>23141970
Oh. I'm in that country where Finns come to buy cheaper alcohol - Estonia.
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>>23141971
For real, my dogs love being groomed. Thankfully they don't mind their nails being trimmed or teeth brushed either. My two Australian//Golden Retrievers actually require almost no grooming just a bath once or more a month, but the wooly malamute/huskies take 4-6 hours of grooming.
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>>23141979
oh, lol. My friend was an exchange student from Finland, now we go back and forth. :]
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In honor of me scalding others for not following their own thread idea, I should probably participate myself. And if only to get justification that this thread is properly derailed already.

M/28

Pros:
- Intelligent
- Can cook, be it small scale or large scale (2k meals a day)
- Well traveled with lots of stories to tell
- Giving
- Caring
- Educated
- Extremely varied interests
- Socially active

Maybe pros, maybe cons:

- Very political and opinionated
- Involved in volunteer work

Cons:

- Moody
- Weird self esteem issues paired with a rather solid ego (a little bipolar in that regard)
- No job atm
- The most average attractiveness imaginable. Like - a solid 5 in rate threads with little to no deviation
- A little messy (i.e. not cleaning more than every two weeks or so and too lazy to put stuff away)
- Games a lot
- Talks too much


Welp, that's all I can think of right off the bat
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>>23141989
Sounds like a thoroughly mixed bag, would love to hear some stories.

Do you think you enjoy traveling or gaming more?
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Well goodnight, folks. Saw more of myself than other people, but ah - so it goes sometimes.
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>>23141994
>would love to hear some stories.

[1/2]

One time I got extensively drunk in Beijing and stole a propaganda banner of the Communist Party.

We were couchsurfing at a gay Tunisian exchange student's place (went to China to study because homosexuality isn't illegal there). Pretty rad dude, knew lots of other exchange students. Became buddies with one of them - Heynkel, a French guy about 6"5/6"6, boxer physique. But funny and friendly.

So, our last day rolls around and our plane leaves at 6 am the next morning - and it's Heynkel's birthday, so we're invited and decide to just party through the night and take a cab at like 4 or so. Went to spend our last money on beer to bring to the party and off we go.

Fast forward to like 11 pm. My friend I'm traveling with is hooking up with two South Korean girls at the same time while Heynkel and I discover a shared love for Pantera (an oldschool thrash metal band). At some point we're standing in the hallway and inside, one of Pantera's biggest hits comes on - prompting Heynkel and me to sing along at the top of our lungs.

This doesn't go on for long before we get prodded in the back by batons. And there they stand: Two small guys in uniforms with steel helmets on, waving their batons and yelling at us in Chinese. Neither Heynkel nor I spoke Chinese. So we yell back in English. Pantera lyrics, mostly.

Now, remember how Heynkel was fucking massive? The two Chinese (as we found out: neighborhood policemen) were getting scared - and even more angry. At this point some neighbor intervened and translated that we'd better get the fuck back inside the apartment and shut the fuck up if we don't want to end up in jail.

So we head back inside, drink some more and then head off to the club. Once we left the apartment building and step on the street, there it was: Fixed to a fence. About 30 feet long, about 3 feet wide. All red, with white letters. I asked someone from the group who knew Chinese what it meant.
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>>23142030

[2/2]

Cont.

“Obedience and participation are the foundation of a strong nation” or some shit. I just knew I wanted it. Didn’t even care for the suspicious little hut on the boardwalk as it was empty anyways. So, halfway through me trying to saw off the ropes holding the banned with a key, someone yells police and I jump down from the fence, strolling away as innocent as possible considering the banned was just hanging down at one corner. And who were the policemen on the street? Right, the two dudes we….. somehow antagonized earlier.

Fast forward another couple of hours. We’re heading back from the club, even more dead drunk by now. We pass the police hut with the banner again. And guess what: The two policemen were inside the hut. Sleeping.

So I force the others to stand guard while I get my banner. And I got it. Fuck you, Chinese policemen. Now it’s mine!

Bonus points: When flying back I had a layover and upon arrival my bag wasn’t there. I was dead sure the Chinese had searched it and found the banner, barring me from ever entering China again. But it was just put on the wrong plane during the layover. Holy fuck, I’ve rarely been that relieved in my life.


Even though you're gone now, maybe you're gonna read it tomorrow or something. Have fun.
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>>23141898
Would hike and fuck innawoods/10
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Pros:
I've been told I have a nice voice.
I'm a decent cook.
Steady job with above average pay.
I like puns.


Cons:
Smoker (less than a pack a day)
Cat person
Past infidelities
I still like puns.
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>>23141725
>Pros: goddess tier legs and body
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>>23141898

Cons:
>Prefers solitude over relationships.
>Not bad at socializing, but tends to feel detached.
>General sense of detachment.

these are all positives when i share the exact same sentiments
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>>23141725
Pro:
>Adventurous
>Easy to please
>Eager to please
>Gentle and patient
>Independent but loyal
>Affectionate
>Good career prospects

Con:
>Extremely shy and spergy
>Literal 2/10 looks
>Inexperienced in life
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>>23141725
Damn. All right I'm reeling this one in. You seem cool as shit. Kik me: hasoseclus
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Pros:
>Extremely committed & loyal
>Loves vidya but is just as happy to watch you play as I am to play myself
>I have a full time job
>Super polite, will never embarrass you in public by being rude
>Very cuddly/affectionate
>Extremely submissive
>Loves to suck dick
>Very understanding and experienced with mental & personality disorders. I'm not the kind of person to tell someone with depression to just "choose to be happy" and shit like that.


Cons:
>Trust issues / insecurities
>Gap bigger than Rwanda between my front two teeth
>Like 5/10 looks
>Pixie cut (which most guys hate)
>B cup boobs
>Loooong list of sexual history, most one night stands
>Borderline Personality Disorder.
>Smoker
>Will adopt every animal I can get my hands on
>Cheesy sense of humor. Enjoys Family Guy.
>Kinda messy and disorganized
>Musician
>Socially awkward
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>>23142453
Perf. Literally. I can work with all of that.
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>>23142453
Wanna chat, since you're up so early?

Re: my face.
>>23142172
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>>23142453
tfw you are me in semi female form.. except the submissive ness
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>>23142453
Most of your cons aren't that bad and I prefer B cups :)
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>>23142485
"semi female"
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>>23142453
How long of a list?
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>>23142527
I think I've slept with like 14 people total
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Pros
easy to talk to
fun to be around
never ignore anyone
perfect mix of introvert and extrovert
"treat me like a princess, fuck me like a whore" type of person
a cute
good grades at uni :3
anal
my cat thinks I'm great

Cons
there's porn of me floating on the internet
get jealous over petty things
self destructive tendencies
I can't bring myself to care about anyone, not even family or the people I consider "friends"
heart and back problems at young age already
can't see shit without glasses
I hurt people around me
spoiled
bulimic

Had to keep half the cons out so it wouldn't be too unbalanced
fuck
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>>23142539
14 isn't so bad can we see a pic of you smiling with teeth?
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>>23142560
What even are these cons? Those are all tolerable!
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>>23142590
damn mate, raise your standards
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>>23142590
>self destructive
>can't care about friends and family
>hurt people in her life
>spoiled

Anon wtf, really get a grip on yourself.
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>>23142492

okay fine.. your me in female form i have trust issues love vidya and am extremly loyal. i also love cheesy shit and am super messy and disorganized.

usually those arent things a girl tends to admit.
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>>23142596
>>23142600
Yeah, you're both probably pillars of your communities with no issues whatsoever, hey? Fuck me, right?

Everyone's got their shit. Some people can handle it. But it's honestly okay that you can't. No sarcasm there. To each their own.
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>>23141936
you are smashing, estonia. greetings, germany.
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>>23142608
I am not saying I am perfect and yeah we all have issues, she seems lovely aside from what I highlighted, the point we were making is that you said 'what ever are those cons, they are all tolerable' Whiteknight like a motherfucker, lmao.
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>>23142560
Wheres this porn at?
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>>23142453
Youre fuckin awesome and the pixie cup and small tits make you that much better
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>>23142453
Kik me Heretowar
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>>23142613
If you don't find them tolerable, that's your issue. Not mine. I've actively enjoyed being with worse people. Honestly, that might be a nice change of pace.

Eventually you'll understand that almost no one overcomes their cons. But everyone wants to fuck someone, and so you deal the best you can.
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>>23142573
Here's me with teeth
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>>23142635
You have beautiful eyes and your gab in your teeth isn't bad at all :)
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>>23142627
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>>23142635

you are totally wife material. dont give up on yourself :)
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>>23142648
Whatever helps you sleep all day, buddy.
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>>23141725
Khrystina?
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>>23142617
On my youtube channel, actually. I wont post it here cause you guys would flag my account or something. It's a shitty recording of a cam session I had anyway, nothing special.

I'm sure other people recorded more stuff but I never found it
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>>23142667
Kik me heretowar
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>>23141898
grumpy non-russian feels
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Snap me reptar1980
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>>23142667
Ill admit bad timing on that one although i am very intrigued id also like to get to know you i think we ay have a lot in common
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OP you are a kinky cutie, would have mad sex with
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>>23142560

So what are the other cons?
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>Pros
Microsoft Office.
>Cons
Me.
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>>23142838
You look like a Helena Bonham Carter double, maybe for Bellatrix. That's a major +
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>>23141725
You come off as annoying. Tries way too hard to get people to like you so you say and do things you think guys will like. Cringe/10
>>23141864
You come off as a loser. Especially with the ":D" I get a feeling you're 17.
>>23141882
Awful spelling, maybe you're mexican? Idk. That 'will always help people' shit is annoying. Girls don't care if you're willing to help other girls whilst you're in a relationship with them. That's a con, if you weren't lying to begin with.
>>23141898
You come off as an annoying indie girl who was spited by a man a long time ago, but never really got over it. Get over it, otherwise you're cool.
>>23141989
Read your story and it sucked. I sincerely hope the rest of your stories aren't as boring. You sound like a failed author who is desperately trying to be creative, but fails in every aspect of the word. Also you come off like a pretentious faggot.
>>23142172
Cheater
>>23142453
Just stop. You are trying way too hard as well and come off as a crazy bitch. If you're so committed and loyal you wouldn't have been a cheap whore. You would've waited for the next guy instead of possibly giving your next guy an STD, nasty. You're one of those girls that pretends to be random like shouting 'MACARONI' at random times to be "funny".
>>23142560
Psycho whore
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>>23142838
Please post some pics in the boob thread. You are cute.
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>>23142813
eh, no self esteem, can't get over my ex, addicted to shopping/spend money irresponsibly, I keep negative feelings bottled up until I explode, all around unreliable person, I say things that make people happy when I don't really mean them and sometimes when I make people feel bad I get a cheeky little good feeling inside of me from doing so, like a sense of accomplishment or something like that

>>23142838
I see you all the time, I think you're pretty
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>>23142453
Oh so you're just my literal soulmate okay
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>>23142936
ty.
>>23142915
no ty.
>>23142855
Always I do.
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>>23142172
You seem nice
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>>23142560
"treat me like a princess, fuck me like a whore" type of person
excellent!
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Pros
>friendly
>loyal
>play video games
>organized
>logical
>live by myself since I was 18
>have a bunch of friends who i can trust
>literate
>polite
>can laugh easily
>like reading
>doing a masters degree
>i'm kind
>people say i'm intelligent, but I think I'm in the middle
>I have a job I like in a university laboratory
>i'm happy

Cons:
>ugly
>skinny
>drink problems
>cant cook anything
>too lazy
>too proud
>indifferent
>dont like relationships
>get tired of people too easily
>detached
>cant trust anyone
>afraid of driving
>dont like kids
>stubborn
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Just gonna use a drawfag pic, for accuracy.

Pros
>trained/educated chef and baker
>health wise/athletic strong as fuak
>drawfag
>doting, rather take care than be taken care of
>hard working focused kind of guy
>know all about plants, rocks, and other weird nature stuff
>steady sober
>good with dogs, cats, horses, cows, pigs, and to a lesser extent chickens because they're fucking horrible
>know exactly what I'm looking for
>calm and happy to help, rather give than take
>can play 5ish instruments
>enjoy talking about literally anything

Cons
>talk too much
>strong morals/opinions can sometimes be abrasive
>don't like being touched
>fighting depression
>getting too pissed can cause black outs
>don't like being touched
>push family and friends out to try and keep them happy
>lurk and post here to feel like I'm not such a sack of shit

/soc/ - Dicks and Mental Illness
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Pros:
Funny
Charming
Genuine
Artistic
Empathetic
Intuitive
???:
Really intelligent
Cocky
Really low or high energy
Kind of a dick
Heavy sleeper
Cons:
Mentally ill (depression, anxiety, ptsd, schizo, history of a potentially fatal neurological condition (medicated tho).
Loves cartoons with the passion of a child.
Easily bored
Impulsive
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>>23143145
>literate
That's always good!
Your pros outweigh your cons bud, and you shouldn't worry about 'ugly', we all have our own looks. Fuck it, you've a future and the means to get there.
>>23142838
>not CAD
Disgusting.
>>23142560
Your cat's opinion is all that matters.
Feel ya on the (self)destructive shit, but hopefully that works out and some faggot makes you happy and steady.
>>23142453
Most of your cons are subjective, so I think overall you're a pretty good person. Adopt more animals that'll fix it fuck social anxiety.
>>23142172
>past infidelities
Scum freezebag!
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>Pros
?????
Sometimes funny
Plays instruments
Not that ugly
Deep voice
Needs vary little
Clingy(pro or con)
Can cook

>Cons
Skelly
Sperglord
Not social
Never had a gf
Too Christian for some people
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>>23143224
CAD is my forced marriage.
>>23143162
What are you looking for.
>>23143145
Not Ugly at all m8
Masters in what
Also skinny is good
Indifference is the way
Kids are disgusting.
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>>23143224
Hey, thanks man

>>23143298
oh..I should have added low self steem. Thank you :) masters in molecular genetics
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>>23143298
So much love for that 3D.

An anchor. A place I can get everything needed to live, somewhere that time doesn't have to slow down to enjoy it. A person that I don't have to fear that contact with, someone to exist with in the face of everything. Keep thinking if I keep working my ass off and trying to better myself that that life might not be completely out of reach.
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>>23142560
you're very attractive!
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>>23143607
thanks, I know
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>>23143811
haha.
cute
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>>23143811
but is she a good conversationalist?
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>>23143844
I think I am, I used to offer "girlfriend experience" to older men in exchange of gifts and I was pretty good at keeping a conversation going even with people who are twice my age and with no interests in common, so yeah!
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>>23141898

Damn. I want to take you to a museum and discuss literature and shit. I totally understand your feelings of detachment in social situations.

And 5'8'' isn't that tall. I'm 5'8'' and a lot of people around here tell me that's short for a guy.
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So nice that this stayed alive! You guys are way interesting.
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>>23145828
By the way - you look a bit like Alex Sopp, flute player for the yMusic chamber orchestra. They're touring with Ben Folds right now and she's lovely.
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>>23145848
I can see it, my hair is a bit more crazy but the similarity is there. And my nose is very telling of my Jewish and Basque background.
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>>23141801
your pics ruined my no fap 2016 challenge so screw you I guess
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>>23142453
I love the hair cut, and as a less busty person, smaller boobs are definitely preferable in my opinion. Super jealous of the silver, my hair is too dark to light that much. It looks very dashing on you.

And long live gap teeth, I can't fix mine, but its not terrible. Looks cute on you!
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>>23142903
I don't particularly need people on the internet to like me, I just don't mind following the 4chan regimen, usually meaning, dump on request.

I am more interested in others' "pros/cons" I like to see what other people think are good or bad points.
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>>23142903
Oh, also five billion ties no to me saying things I think guys will like, in fact, i withheld a lot of my interests and pros because I DON'T want to sound too terribly cliche 'gamer girl'.
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>>23142731
Thank you, it would probably be rad sex.
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>>23142666
Nope, but interesting spelling of that name.
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>>23142409
I'm sorry I don't have a kik, i guess I should get one, I see it all the time.
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>>23145884
Why would anyone want to not fap for an entire year?
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Pros
>well spoken (or so I've been told)
>great writing ability
>in shape
>humble and polite (maybe too much)
>decent cook
>teetotal (well I think it's a positive)
>no drama
>voracious reader
>highly politically aware
>dependable and loyal
>loves history
>healthy physically
>pretty cultured
>nice eyes (?)

Cons
>painfully shy and awkward in social situations
>KV
>quick to anger, very irritable though I try to mask it
>can't make friends very easily
>far too self-conscious and emotionally sensitive
>want to raise a family but utterly terrified that I'd raise my kids to be failures like me and no chance of ever marrying
>afraid to get to know people in case they think I'm pathetic
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Pros
>will vote for donald trump
>has a nice dick
>pretty tall (6''6')
>owns a shotgun
>truck driver so big money
>good smell

Cons
>has bad gas
>smokes
yep
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>>23143200
kinda look like a dick
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>>23142560
>porn of me on the Internet
>>>/trash/
>>23144103
>I offer the """"girlfriend"""" experience
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>Pros:
Friendly(sociopathically so, I've been told- so maybe a con?)
Willing to talk to anyone about almost anything
Open-minded
Extremely open about who I am- I don't feel a need to hide anything beyond practical shit.
Passionate about art
Reads a lot
Creative
Loves and appreciates humanity
Judges people based on personality over outside factors (including family).
Learns quickly
Knows when to defer to people with more knowledge
Extremely honest
Tall enough to be tall, not so tall that I hit my head on everything (6'4)
Not very sexual(I consider this a pro, but that's up for debate)
>Cons:
Psychosis
Anxiety
Depression
Comes off as cold/detached without meaning to
Comes across as conceited
Rambles too much about things nobody else cares about
Quick to cut people out of my life if I feel betrayed
Easily feels betrayed
A little clingy (Not to an extreme, but enough so that I'd consider it a con)
Low self-esteem
Exaggerated sense of worthlessness
Abuses drugs sometimes
Very blunt/harsh(I don't consider this a con, but a lot of people do)
Chubby
Uses /soc/

>Polarizing personality, most people either really like me or really hate me when we talk one-on-one.
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>>23146445
Nice, I am feeling the 'so painfully open to anyone about myself that it overwhelms people' vibe.
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>>23146468
It throws a lot of people off, which I think makes them uncomfortable.
Really though, it's just easier to let someone know who you are off the bat so you have a concept of whether or not you'll get along.
It's a trait I personally very much appreciate in other people.
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pros:
- insightful
- stupid kind, fuck me over you'll feel ashamed for a long time
- super focused*
- very artistically and musically intelligent, art and music are too easy
- creative problem solver
- very introspective
- inspiring
- funny impressions*
- honest, never lies, ever.
- well rounded socially, can chill with anyone
- emotionally close / affectionate
- caring
- loving
- physically active, and knows a variety of skills (snowboarding, sailing, skiing, mt biking, works at a bike shop, longboards, etc)
- good in bed

cons:
- afraid of abandonment, social disapproval or disgust, being marginalized/ denounced, and making others feel even mildly uncomfortable
- pouts like bitch
- depression and social anxiety
- self hate, touretts-like twitching and noises when cringing at self
- talks shit / rants but doesn't do anything about it
- rage fits
- only messages you to hang out
- annoying impressions of shit nobody knows of or cares about out of nowhere*
- verbally abusive towards single mom
- spends too much money on equipment he doesn't use enough
- poor scheduling and time management
- procrastinates hard core
- focus is extremely inconsistant and changes to procrastination too often*

pretty good summary actually
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>>23146482
Agreed, I am usually too open or like... harsh? I guess is the word. I'm not very good at playing coy, or lying to cozy up to people. I dunno, if there is something I like or dislike, I'll generally say it.

And when someone asks me a question, I give an honest answer, and people are like... hmm, tmi
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>>23146445
>Uses /soc/
kek
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>>23146494
Ayy, a spiritual buddy.
Do you also get told that you overthink everything due to trying to get to the root of peoples' problem?
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pros:
well read
funny
kind
confident
nice hair
great kisser
loud and reactive in bed
knowledgeable
great listener
loyal
tall
decent baker
animal lover
helpful
will smoke you out

cons:
overweight
bitchy tendencies but i try to apologize for it
lonely
avoidant
pushy
don't have my license
bad with my money (but trying)
big but not perky tits
prone to bouts of melancholy
anxious
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Pics on request

I'm a 26 year old Male, white.

Pros?
>6 foot tall
>Steady job(re: decent pay, benefits, stable)
>Medium level physically fit
--- >195 lbs, 425lbs Deadlift, 345 Squat, 240 Bench, 19:58 3 Mile time
>Enjoy broad range of music, movies, books, and video games
>Excellent at oral sex, while also actually enjoy performing it.
>Some small skill at dancing.
>Enjoy going out for food at interesting places.


Cons?
>Bald. (hair loss at early age, razor head every other day instead of pretending to have hair)
>Higher than average amount of body hair.
>Not overly tidy
>Horrible at remembering names
>Horrible at remembering birthdays
>Horrible at buying gifts
>Don't enjoy going out too often, unless it's for food.
>Job requires me to travel and sometimes be unavailable for many months on end.
>Fairly nerdy and it can be embarrassing.
>Small penis (Just shy of 4.5 inches long, fully erect)
>Bad relationship with family
>Not interested in children
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>>23146526
Pretty often, yeah. I hold my tongue unless they ask now a days. Most the time I definitely know the underlying roots to the issues people have around me, like, a few conversations and I generally know.
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Quite an old selfie, about a year or two younger.

Pros:
Very Romantic (told by friends/girls)
Great Cook
Linguistically Proficient
Loves Listening/Talking
Good Planner
Video Gamer (wont force you too play them)
Wont Judge You If I Don't Like Something
Wont Leave You (too fugly for that lol)
Great Driver
Quite Intelligent

Cons:
Out Of Shape
Slightly Clingy
Atheist (wont force you too be me if you don't force me to be you)
Lost Virginity At Young Age
Will Speak My Mind
Hasn't Had A Good Relationship In My Life
And Pretty Unattractive
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>>23141725
I love you. Really.
Pros
Old
Educated cross interests
Happy productive worker bee
Read cross discipline
String theory concept living irl
No fear
Cons
Fear
Intense focus
Too many connected dots / meds
Disregard for lower iqs
Honesty spewing
Intimidation of bores
Verbal vomit
Desire to transfer knowledge

I could fix your loose coax jack....
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>>23146560
I used to hold my tongue, and I can be perfectly charming/polite/proper(from the southern US).
Maybe it's an issue of ego on our part, but -to me at least- it feels like I'm doing someone a disservice by not trying to point out what they're doing wrong so they can correct it and be happier.

Either way, it was nice chatting with someone who understands the feel.
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>>23146615
You look fine, dude. Sounds like you have a good chance at a great life, promise.
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>>23146622
Love me, bby you don't even know me! But you do sound pretty great.

And its not loose, I remodeled the house. ;] Everything from walls, plumbing, to electricity. I was painting and all the covers were off. :]
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>pros

>cons
just an utter fucking piece of shit, literally 0 redeeming qualities

i'll spare you the picture
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>>23146624
Same, it's good to know someone else is similar to me, and it may be a regional thing, or a gender thing, as a girl, I often have my opinions automatically brushed off as 'girlishness'.
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>>23146635
But now I'm interested. ;}
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>>23141725
>is not hot

bullshit
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>>23143256
I would def talk to you also my pro and con is a joke lol
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>>23146650
nah your thread is doing pretty well. i always kill the threads with my disgustingness
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>>23146685
Well by many people's standards. I'm not like 'oh no, i'm not hot, teehee [call me cute] '

But I'm not like, 'damn I'm sexy as fuck, worship me'

idk. I am sexy to some people, and ugly to others, it happens.

However, thank you very much.
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>>23146700
glad you interpreted me that way, I could have been more specific

you happen to really be my cup of tea - yum
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>>23146650
more butt pics OP, want to have sweet dreams of ravaging you.

i'll contribute in the meantime:
pros:
-loyal
-attractive & /fit/
-confident
-intelligent
-sometimes funny
-can cook, have job, support self etc.
-musically inclined, pretty good at guitar
-believe in love

cons:
-arrogant
-distant, detached, can make me boring
-dont feel much empathy, often no emotions either
-can get aggressive, esp when drunk
-spend too much time on 4chan
-kind of crazy, sometimes think i can hear other's thoughts or others can hear mine, think i'm a god sometimes
-generally a jealous person
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21 m bi

Pros
Kind
Fit and skinny
Can cook a bit.
Smart
Bi
Can find anyone with a bit of wit attractive
Loyal
Open to new things
Can laugh about everything

Cons
A bit awkward
Submissive
A bit neurotic
Lives in Germany
Low self-esteem
Likes weird people
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pros:
kind
loyal
can drive
can swim
sexually open
great at videogames
organized

cons:
Russian
uneducated
can't cook
closed nature
afraid of people and big cities
sucks in English
has no money
depression
not healthy
can be hysteric
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>>23146761
alrighty, i have a few.
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>>23146753
Thank you very much. I'm realizing I don't have many ass photos. Hmm. But my ass is always cuter than my bust.
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Pros:
>patient
>surprisingly tolerant
>optimistic about the future (although it gets on people's nerves sometimes)
>willing to cook healthy shit and sweets on-demand
>honest, but too polite to be blunt
>used to being relatively poor, so no financial pressure (I don't cost much)
>decent writer, beginner drawfag
>will probably go out of my way to help you
>values family
>good with pets

Cons:
>kind of homely, don't wear makeup
>perfectionist when it comes to work and school
>been told I'm naive as fuck
>major depression
>can't drive atm because of dissociative disorder
>don't smoke/drink
>can't handle high-pressure situations
>immoral weeb
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Pros
>well above average intelligence
>charming when I force myself
>Tall and attractive
>creative and artistic
>fairly wise
>sort of funny
>extremely comfortable with sexuality
>open minded and love trying new things

Cons
>extreme alcoholic
>absolutely hate people
>anger problems
>low self-esteem
>extremely low motivation
>don't give a fuck about cleaning
>impulsive, especially with money
>obsessed with death
>extremely untrusting of people
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>>23146909
God, your eyes are amazing...

The more I see you, the more I want to serve you.
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>>23146969
>obsessed with death
Same
>hate people
yeahhh same
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>>23146979
Now for something odd. :3
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Pros:
>Can cook very well
>Can write
>Loyal
>Will buy video games in exchange for affection

Cons:
>Fucking miserable
>Holy shit kill me
>Hates kids
>Kissless virgin
>Wishes everyone would die
>Sleeps all the time
>Lazy
>Caffeine addict
>Straight sexual sub who thinks pegging sounds horrible
>Plays shitty mmos all day because it's the only human interaction that basically cant be fucked up
>Only genre of media I enjoy is horror mostly
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>>23146979
Summer me. Cuter but looks 5 years younger than Winter me.
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>>23147020
First time I've ever been attracted to a girl with dreads.

Seriously, can I just be your slave?
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+ witty, humorous, laid back
- mouthy, douchey, slow on the gas

+ attractive, good looking, fit
- vain, dismissive towards most women

+ smart, "cultured", likes being informed, creative/inspired
- academic burnout, low street smarts, kind of an art snob

+ gregarious, socially uninhibited, enjoys complimenting people
- drawn to sketchy characters, a patsy for the malignant, can be an aloof loner

+ likes to share
- swings between miser and spendthrift

+ fun-loving, outgoing, ballsy, adventurous, open-minded
- hedonist junkie, borderline moodiness, schizotypical weirdo, foolhardy assclown, really bad at planning, low self-respect, very hard on myself

>>23146857
>Russian
>con
noooo Russkies are alright

>>23146783
>lives in Deutschland
>con
Self-berating krauts hah
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>>23147050
>those freckles
unf, keep 'em coming if you can OP youre fucking sexy

heres me, i think we'd have cute babies together
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>>23147045
Caffeine-addicted cutie <3. Would still kiss neck freckle and become a gay man for you.
>>
>>23147214
I'M NOT GAY

Sorry for calling you a gay man a few threads ago but god damn it's soc most people are gay men
>>
>>23147160
>noooo Russkies are alright
thank you
>>
>>23146857
>cons: russian

reported to the kremlin for not embracing your true ruski heritage

enjoy putin on your doorstep
>>
>>23146891
>>23146909
With no makeup you're like a 5/10

With makeup you're like an 7/10

>dem thick thighs spilling over the top of your stockings

hnnnng
>>
>>23147245
actually, i am very happy with the russian government and politics.
get ready for яussian invasion. i'll meet you at your home
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>>23147273
>actually, i am very happy with the russian government and politics.

i did not see that coming comrade
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>>23147281
is my english that bad? i don't understand what you want to say
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>>23147294
he's saying he'd expect you to respond that way since mother russia is monitoring your posts.

also i thought people in russia were generally fairly well educated, is it just where you grew up?
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>>23147315
>also i thought people in russia were generally fairly well educated, is it just where you grew up?

no no putin teach me very well, much food in belly, much krokodil, much money for me and family

thank you mr putin
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Pros:
>Well-rounded
>If rich would be a philanthropist
>Plays several musical instruments
>Makes digital music of all kinds
>Can rap and write lyrics sophisticatedly
>Proficient in many mediums of visual art
>Too good at video games; had to quit
>Overachiever
>Works out often
>Eats relatively healthy
>Good with computers and technology
>English language skills absolutely through the
roof
>Knows Spanish
>Cleans up after his own messes
>Can adapt to almost any situation
>Loves to change appearance and to experiment
>Can cook and bake
>Optimistic
>Very deep voice
>Not afraid of death
>Makes friends easily
>Knows a fair bit about carpentry and woodworking
>Well versed in history, politics, literature, and science
>Kind and caring
>Loyal and reputable
>Gives constructive criticism
>Extremely honest
>100% Straight edge
>Can accept being wrong
>Open minded to everything
>Working to fix his social anxiety
>Is going to college in the fall for computer science

Cons:
>Has a weird superiority/god complex
>Egotistical when complimented
>Self-conscious when insulted
>Never forgives; never forgets
>Usually dates women who are "broken" in order to avoid fixing himself
>Level 99 clinger in the beginning of a loving relationship
>Loses interest in things easily when it's too hard or too easy
>Gets jealous easily, but never shows it
>Doesn't talk about feelings unless the other person starts first
>Is too brutally honest about everything in hopes to improve others
>Never is politically correct when it comes to humor
>Too straight edge for most people to handle
>Hates to be wrong and let's it shame him
>Uses logic over feelings in most situations
>Disgusted by obesity and anorexia
>Has a phobia of tissues and garbage bags (weird I know)
>Is a shut-in due to his absurd social anxiety
>Trouble talking to people with authority
>Has a heart condition (SVT)
>Has two diagnosed sleeping disorders (Sleep paralysis, and delayed sleep syndrome)
>Doesn't have OP's Skype >>23141725
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>>23147321
ha, to her credit it was listed as a con...
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>>23147315
it's free and has quite good quality. but ofc how much education you get depends on you. i wasn't lucky
>>23147315
da-da, na zdorovye, comrade
it's another one reason that i listed it as a con - most people hate russians
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>>23147315
>>23147363
>>23147321
>>23147346

wrong click
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>>23141725
I need someone more talkative to carry conversation in groups I don't like or know and we seem to have similar interests, to an extent. You have this kind of dark, goth-y but not basic 6-7/10 look that I fucking love, and you have thick thighs and a good ass. Would definitely girlfriend, but alas.
>>23147045
Every Robette's dream, comin' through.

>pros
Responsible
Can solve most problems that aren't emotional / psychological for you
Can fix most broken things (except the aforementioned)
Can recommend some lifechanging 80's / goth / post-punk music.
Can cook many dishes from Europe, Latin America or the Caucuses
Kind of funny
Considered pretty attractive, given the available gene pool
Can dance pretty well
Consistent positive sexual reviews, according to Yelp
Tall for my country
pretty good sense of fashion, when going out

>cons
Quiet, unless I know or "click" with the people at hand
Smoker
Not a "kids person"
Decide who or what someone is in my head within a few minutes and can't think differently of them without some great act of character
Vain
Won't befriend people easily
Dislikes gift giving (and receiving)

>Wild Card!
versatile with bondage, depending on your age and look
Enjoys a lot of physical affection
"Night person"
Sexually accommodating
Will enjoy being edgy with you
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22, I have a penis, from Europe and should fucking sleep now.

Cons:
>not as educated/smart/rich/social/caring as I could/should be
>expert in procrastination
>possibly too naive, idealistic and positive
>manipulative
>somehow arrogant fuck with a solid bit of narcissism thrown in (look how big this list is!)
>smoke and drink, totally open to do any other drugs
>self destructive tendencies and lifestyle, duh
>not eating healthy
>easily bored with people and media
>yo-yo confidence (I AM GOD, worship me mortals! vs Sorry for wasting oxygen, I should just die)
>I fucking love conflict and drama
>too talkative at times
>probably too skinny
>still live with parents
>major attention whore
>not too good with close relationships; trust issues, detached; you name it, I got it
>way too secretive
>no license
>I fucking hate fish
>too talkative at times (this shit proves the point)
>I don't seed torrents

Pros:
>would make you laugh at your mothers funeral
>would always help anyfuckingbody who asked for help the best I could
>not holding grudges
>I'd say I am more creative than the average person
>can handle stress and shitty situations easy, always collected, relaxed and calm
>I am a fucking writer, bruv
>would always try to cheer your dumb, depressed ass up even if I feel shitty myself
>not a racist/sexist (it's 4chin), generally open minded and won't ever judge before I know somebody well
>fluent in three languages, know basics of few more
>slightly above average looks (I hope)
>ambitious as fuck
>pale/green eyes
>student with a lot work experience (for my age)
>can bullshit my way into making people think that I am interesting and smart
>great with kids, decent with animals
>pretty good with money sans drugs
>emotionally independent; not a jealous, clingy bitch, can deal with my problems, loneliness, etc
>generous
>can read people pretty well
>realistic about my cons and pros

Oh and I am not a convicted sex offender, never killed anybody and take daily showers.
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+ Friend of Nature.
+ Unique and sexy facial features.
+ Aesthetically pleasing and tasty penis.
+ Mediterranean skin.
+ Visible, pumped veins.
+ Wild and special imagination.
+ Amber-colored starry eyes; great rapid eye movement.
+ Great character judge.
+ Controlled ultra-high sex-drive.
+ Over-hardcore gamer.
+ Lucid dreamer; ongoing dreamer; day dreamer.
+ Would make the sacrifice.
+ Would MAKE the sacrifice.
+ Truthful.
+ Wise
+ Lies selflessly.
+ Had an OOB that changed his life.
+ Has tried and quit most mainstream drugs.
+ Loves you till the end.
+ Full hair.
+ Smooth body.
+ Naturally nice smelling.
+ Naturally healthy.
+ Timecube theory believer.

- Wanks a lot.
- A once great set of teeth now yellow because of poor dental hygiene.
- Poor mental history.
- Takes everything to heart.
- Talks shit about you in the mind and teaches you his thought patterns.
- Laughs and has conversations with himself; sometimes mumbles in private.
- Has been solitary for 10 years.
- Paranoid.
- Argues with friends based on random impulses.
- Unorganized.
- Bisexual, mostly interested in men.
- Hates man-made things; thinks he's forced to be a hypocrite.
- Self-educated; minimal academia.
- Poor diet.
- 9.5 stone; almost ugly legs from certain angles.
- Silent-type.
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>>23147404

This guy is a beautiful man who deserves respect.
Pros: 10/10 great guy
Cons: Too hard on himself
>>
>>23147463
The man doesn't seed torrents. In another life, we may even be friends but some sins warrant no mercy.
>>
>>23147469
ROFL!
>>
>>23142453
Polite...BPD...pick one
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>>23147493
Fuck off.
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>Pros
+As nice as possible
+Easy to befriend
+Nature/Animal lover
+Open book
+Bright Hazel eyes, changes color sometimes
+Long as fuck hair
+High sex-drive
+Truthful
+Selfless
+(almost) Straight Edge (no alcohol, drugs, cigarettes, but not a virgin)
+Bathes often
+Daydreamer
+Up to talk/hang out all the time
+Humorous
+Gamer
+Guitarist
+Photographer
+Cares deeply about all my friends and people close to me
+Always up to offer advice
+6~7ish'' pen0r

>Cons
-Emotionally attached too easily
-Anxiety as FUCK
-Occasional depression swings
-Reclusive
-Shy; takes a while to warm up to people
-Jerks off often
-Overthinks and worries a lot over small things
-Thin as fuck
-Sort of vain
-Holds grudges
-Insomnia like a motherfucker
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>>23141725
Meh.
>>23141804
Pretty decent.
>>23141864
Meh.
>>23141882
Damn nice.
>>23141898
You sound damn cool, and look great.
>>23141989
Decent.
>>23142172
Not bad.
>>23142381
Ehh.
>>23142453
Some weird ass pros/cons distribution. Kinda okay.
>>23142560
Somehow interesting.
>there's porn of me floating on the internet
Is only a con if you don't link to it.
>>23143145
I like you.
>>23143162
I think I like you too.
>>23143200
Meeeh,
>>23143256
Meeh.
>>23146000
Not bad.
>>23146445
You sound likable.
>>23146486
I like you, a bit.
>>23146534
Meh.
>>23146615
Meeh.
>>23146622
Ehh.
>>23146761
Naw.
>>23146783
Oh no.
>>23146857
I like your realism.
>>23146911
Pretty nice.
>>23146969
Maximum cringe.
>>23147045
Pretty lame but at least you know it.
>>23147160
You sound interesting.
>>23147339
Based as fuck plus good looks. Would definitely go homo for.
>>23147399
Another cool, good looking motherfucker.
>>23147415
Pretty interesting, I think I like you. Maybe.
>>23147506
Decent.
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>>23147506
I understand. Would befriend.
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ehh, I shouldn't be doing this, but..

+ tall as fuack (about 6'5")
+ artist/10.
+ Studying game design and animation at Uni at present, although I'm still unsure of what direction I'll take after I graduate (independent or large studio productions)
+ Pretty good with computers despite not really having a particularly logical mind
+ speak German
+ writer. I often receive praise for my ability to avoid wiping my ass with the English language. Quite a skill, I've heard.
+ Pretty self-propelled. Taught myself C++ and Macro/Microeconomics, both of which at around the age of 12 or so.
+ gamer

- can't not hold a grudge
- obsession with lists
- shit at games, but I also play casual pretty much all the time
- currently jobless. Quit my old job a month ago to focus on school
- doesn't focus on school
- shit-tier attention span
- struggle with suicidal depression, one reason for which I'll disclose right now:

DEALBREAKER:

- trans, but don't plan on transitioning. I'd very much rather not foot the costs, both the economic and social. Don't have any issue with assuming the role and expectations of a male. It's whatever bruv
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- pros
>positive
>have beard
>have job
>honest(though can be a huge con at times)
>can take a joke
>can take no for an answer
>can cook a lot of shit
>clean
>loner somewhat though socialize a lot (I personally consider it a pro, don't really have to deal with drama)
>look good, been called handsome a lot
>moderate social kills
>laid back/friendly
>can tolerate A LOT
>very competitive
>confident
>have a few creative outlets (producing and writing mainly)
>read moderately
>healthy weight
>open minded
>active, tho mostly cause job is physical
>love nature and art
>respectable
>patient
>outgoing
>LOVE CATS
>dependable
>emotionally independent
>not on any social websites except 4chan, reddit and tumblr
>I remember everything
>can adapt to every situation
>can accept being wrong
>attempting to learn German, Spanish and French
>English is superb , but I prefer to type like a retard
>bullshit artist
>not racist or sexist
>decent with money
>can see straight through people/read them well
>daily showers
>can deal with my own issues
>generous
>never been to jail, been arrested/on probo more times than I can count on my hands
>what is stress?
>helpful
>thoughtful
>carefree
>>
>>23147535
- cons:
>no license
>still live with parents, but pay for my own shit at least
>arrogant and cocky as fuck
>secretive as fuck
>edgy as fuck at times
>eat an ass ton of junk food
>can cut you off easily
>smoke, like half a pack of a day tho
>drink a lot
>dropped out of HS
>attention whore
>kids seem to hate me, as I do them
>will lie to get you interested, or just get my way at times
>huge fucking narcissist
>fap too much prolly, oh well
>some trust issues
>detached a bit
>major show off at times
>easily bored with people
>self destructive tendencies
>FEED ME DRAMA
>ego bigger than you claim your dick is

there's no reason to put intelligent/smart into this, we're all stupid if you think deeply about it
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>>23147535
Your ego is tiny compared to mine.
>>
>>23147556
honestly doubt it, go back to your cave
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>>23147543
>>23147535

>dropped out of HS
why? don't you regret it?
>>
>>23147531
you're kinda cool
>>
I'll bite, but no pic. (I'm 22 female)

Pros:

-9/10
-Enjoys video games/movies
-Programmer
-Makes a lot of money
-Likes reading/learning
-Adventurous/loves travel

Cons:

-Is usually an asshole
-Social anxiety
-Vegan (most people seem to think it's a con)
-Does not enjoy domestic duties such as cleaning/cooking
>>
>>23147568
ehh, somewhat. I didn't find the work hard enough
>>
>>23147623

Vegan is a con, it restricts what foods I can make for you and what products we can share. Also, my last girlfriend was a vegan and she farted ALL THE TIME, like seriously dudes, vegans don't stop.
>>
>>23147623
All vegan does is potentially limit where we'd go out to eat potentially.

Everything else seems good to go.
>>
>>23147535
Is a sexy man with a big heart and a big cock.
>>
>>23147659
>Potentially twice in one sentence

Welp, there's a con for me.
>>
>>23147623
What programming language?
And what do you program?
>>
>>23147050
Where in Oregon are you? You play league?
>>
dude here
Pros:
Like to learn
fairly laid back mostly
can/would be affectionate

Cons:
plays a shitton of vidya
NEET
Social anxiety
never graduated university
Wizard
6 / 10
5'9 115lbs skinny
can be slightly vindictive


Wow my life is a disaster
>>
>>23147664
I'm getting my master's in computer science, so it really just depends on what I'm working on.
>>
>>23147650
I don't fart all the time, but I eat like 99% candy
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>>23147493
I'm quite curious to know what or who makes you associate impoliteness with a personality disorder that most commonly expresses itself inwardly.
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Continued...
+Extremely good in debate.
+Soft kisser.
+Dirty, likeable sexual fantasises.
+Knows and hates evil.
+Cares for your mind.
+Learns from others, gladly.
+Has never had a relationship.
+Profound thinker.
+Submissive in the bedroom, dominant on the battlefield.
+Befriends all kinds of animal.
+Hyperactive.
+Calming voice; when shouts, shouts.
+World's best conspiracy theorist.
+Artistic and great taste in art.
+Great style sense.
+A fluid mover and rigid when passive.
+Unafraid of death; scared of failure.
+Father a top criminal; mother a petty criminal; separated.
+Only child who lives with grandparents.
+Trustworthy
+Fast learner.
+One of the best listeners.
+Writes, a lot.

-Perfectionist and deleterious.
-Cries proudly sometimes.
-Wants to suck immediately, has a reputation for this.
-Unembarassed over the internet.
-Hits on straight guys.
-Smoker; 20 and more a day.
-Bites and eats nails.
-Loved by all girls who know him and don't know he's bi, mostly homosexual, shunned by those who know.
-Ruins good friendships quick.
-Years of disrespect toward grandmother.
-Spends most time in room; lacks sunlight.
-Bruised ass from sitting on computer chair for years.
-Coward in moments of glory.
-Drinks lots of fizzy drinks.
-Beauty critical.
-Never had a job for over 2 weeks.
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>>23147700

Awesome sauce
I plan on getting a master's in computer science as well.
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