Post your personal pros and cons, pic enjoyed but not needed
Possible Pros ::
- Can cook pretty fucking well
- Cleans often, and unresentfully
- fixed [unable to have children]
- sexually open
- makes fucking money
- extremely giving
- actually enjoys some video games
- is not hot, like mildly attractive, but not like 10/10 would bang [maybe 7-8/10 on a good day if you squint
- is a fucking bully
- is chunky, though fit
- has 4 dogs! And fosters others on occasion
- talks never-endingly especially when nervous
- overly empathetic
- has uploaded nekkid pics on the internet
- terrified of driving [refuses to get license]
- can't stop words from pouring out of my mouth like a retard
- is a girl/female who frequently lurks 4chan like a fucking idget
Thank you! Some people like it, some don't. I won't lament people who aren't into me. Like oh no - someone on the internet thinks I'm ugly. I look like fuck often times during the work week or after midterms/finals. Its k.
or nyx.tsin on skype?
Hmm, fun thread.
>6'5" (i think this is a good thing)
>spend too much time here
>attached to my phone
>get lonely quickly
>chubby/not physically healthy
Also OP you sound like a catch
I love socially awkward people! I'm pretty bold, but still kind of awkward so it works well with people who don't know how to start conversations! :D
music is always hot, literally a plus 1, mental health, nice, i didn't even think of that.
Also - I am actually literally a bully. I am such a jerk, especially when i like people, it makes it difficult to befriend people. I can also make me partner feel unwanted when i work too often, like i get caught up in my work and make them feel unloved! :[
Eh, if someone wants it, its not like I'ma dump it much elsewhere. And it keeps the thread alive so I can actually get to see people's Pros/Cons. I apologize if it did turn quite quickly into someone seeking my nudes.
hmm feet, lemme see. I dunno if I have any on my normal hd of my feet. I have pretty small feet.
>enjoys most videogames and actually decent enough to be better than average
>above average looks to most people
>generally laid back and will go along with most things
>extremely accepting of most things
>can cook well
>can sing well also
>good sense of humour
>can make friends with anyone
>really fucking messy
>not very motivated for much
>has a crazy ex so i'm afraid to date
i'm pretty fucking awesome other than that though ! :D
I can't believe this degenerate made you apologise for these hawt nudes.
That ass is flawless, you know how to present it. Stockings and fishnets are my weakness. Hng!
The smoking would be my downfall, I can't stand it. Kissing is almost impossible. However, I can deal with messy, I hope your ex doesn't haunt you! Best of luck in the future. And hey if you make money your shopping addiction won't be so bad.
Also not gonna lie, I always think its hot when a person can play a video game well. Like damn.
Pros: cook like a pro
keep myself tidy, nearly always cleaning my environment
will always listen to anyone and their problems and chat about anything
open to all things sexual
have my own house
extremely loyal in relationships: once youre in the expatction is to stay with that one person
will always help a friend in need
i dont play video games just check up from time to time
hard working; once i put my mind to a task, it will be achieved.
Cons: can be lazy sometimes, lack of motovation
bit of a loner
no social life
ocd about alot of things
fail to see the obvious sometimeals
shit scared of spiders
>Art and nature oriented.
>Peaceful, clean, soft-spoken.
>Enjoys reading books, preferably by a window or on a wide windowpane.
>Eats healthy, is active, as in takes walks/hikes in the woods often etc. (+ slender built).
>Prefers solitude over relationships.
>Not bad at socializing, but tends to feel detached.
>General sense of detachment.
>Bouts of depression.
(plus, I tend to look like a grumpy Russian, hence my photo, though I am neither. Also pretty tall, 5'8.)
ha, I do love my dogs, and all are well behaved, except for the whole one of them... will eat tiny dogs or cats or anything that is prey... :/
You forgot the best pro
- wears hot sweaters.
No but actually you sound great as a casual acquaintance, would share my window reading nook with, as long as we sat on opposing sides and didn't talk the entire time. But would share a coffee with.
I'm a girl
So I get that people think it's hot I play games
I've been keeping it to myself lately, actually I haven't been talking to anyone for the pass few months because I just don't feel like investing time on anything.
I'm a cam model so I make a descent amount of money so yeah it's not too bad lol
Did someone take those photos of you ?
And yea having 4 dogs is never a con
I think guys or girls who play well are hot. Nothing like seeing someone plow through Shovelknight like a speedrun boss, or kick my ass in Skullgirls.
Here are my other two, Jaximus Nemesis [Jax] and Lady Orianna [Ori]
Some of the photos were self portraits, hence the horrid angles, but a few were from my room mate, we'll take shots of each other often. I have a decent camera, so its fun.
I stream games sometimes, but no camming. Sounds lucrative though!
Hmm it didn't attach, here are the other two pups.
Doesn't like coffee.
But that sounds excellent. I like silence.
Here's another, but I'm not too interested in dumping many pictures, sorry.
Nope, I'm an Oregonian, but i did visit Seattle for some conventions often? Never bussed in WA though, sorry.
Yea, I think about streaming when I play, but I'm a really quite game player and just can't imagine working myself up for the personality to gain viewers. On the other hand, being a whore on cam comes easy and I don't have to put much thought into it.
Funny thing is, anyone close to me knows because I didn't want them finding out another way.
On another note, I love your pups !
they are fluffy as fuck, i love them. Takes a long time to groom the malamute/huskies. I actually love grooming them, its relaxing.
I have a large variety of ethnicities, I am mistaken often for other people.
For real, my dogs love being groomed. Thankfully they don't mind their nails being trimmed or teeth brushed either. My two Australian//Golden Retrievers actually require almost no grooming just a bath once or more a month, but the wooly malamute/huskies take 4-6 hours of grooming.
In honor of me scalding others for not following their own thread idea, I should probably participate myself. And if only to get justification that this thread is properly derailed already.
- Can cook, be it small scale or large scale (2k meals a day)
- Well traveled with lots of stories to tell
- Extremely varied interests
- Socially active
Maybe pros, maybe cons:
- Very political and opinionated
- Involved in volunteer work
- Weird self esteem issues paired with a rather solid ego (a little bipolar in that regard)
- No job atm
- The most average attractiveness imaginable. Like - a solid 5 in rate threads with little to no deviation
- A little messy (i.e. not cleaning more than every two weeks or so and too lazy to put stuff away)
- Games a lot
- Talks too much
Welp, that's all I can think of right off the bat
Well goodnight, folks. Saw more of myself than other people, but ah - so it goes sometimes.
>would love to hear some stories.
One time I got extensively drunk in Beijing and stole a propaganda banner of the Communist Party.
We were couchsurfing at a gay Tunisian exchange student's place (went to China to study because homosexuality isn't illegal there). Pretty rad dude, knew lots of other exchange students. Became buddies with one of them - Heynkel, a French guy about 6"5/6"6, boxer physique. But funny and friendly.
So, our last day rolls around and our plane leaves at 6 am the next morning - and it's Heynkel's birthday, so we're invited and decide to just party through the night and take a cab at like 4 or so. Went to spend our last money on beer to bring to the party and off we go.
Fast forward to like 11 pm. My friend I'm traveling with is hooking up with two South Korean girls at the same time while Heynkel and I discover a shared love for Pantera (an oldschool thrash metal band). At some point we're standing in the hallway and inside, one of Pantera's biggest hits comes on - prompting Heynkel and me to sing along at the top of our lungs.
This doesn't go on for long before we get prodded in the back by batons. And there they stand: Two small guys in uniforms with steel helmets on, waving their batons and yelling at us in Chinese. Neither Heynkel nor I spoke Chinese. So we yell back in English. Pantera lyrics, mostly.
Now, remember how Heynkel was fucking massive? The two Chinese (as we found out: neighborhood policemen) were getting scared - and even more angry. At this point some neighbor intervened and translated that we'd better get the fuck back inside the apartment and shut the fuck up if we don't want to end up in jail.
So we head back inside, drink some more and then head off to the club. Once we left the apartment building and step on the street, there it was: Fixed to a fence. About 30 feet long, about 3 feet wide. All red, with white letters. I asked someone from the group who knew Chinese what it meant.
“Obedience and participation are the foundation of a strong nation” or some shit. I just knew I wanted it. Didn’t even care for the suspicious little hut on the boardwalk as it was empty anyways. So, halfway through me trying to saw off the ropes holding the banned with a key, someone yells police and I jump down from the fence, strolling away as innocent as possible considering the banned was just hanging down at one corner. And who were the policemen on the street? Right, the two dudes we….. somehow antagonized earlier.
Fast forward another couple of hours. We’re heading back from the club, even more dead drunk by now. We pass the police hut with the banner again. And guess what: The two policemen were inside the hut. Sleeping.
So I force the others to stand guard while I get my banner. And I got it. Fuck you, Chinese policemen. Now it’s mine!
Bonus points: When flying back I had a layover and upon arrival my bag wasn’t there. I was dead sure the Chinese had searched it and found the banner, barring me from ever entering China again. But it was just put on the wrong plane during the layover. Holy fuck, I’ve rarely been that relieved in my life.
Even though you're gone now, maybe you're gonna read it tomorrow or something. Have fun.
I've been told I have a nice voice.
I'm a decent cook.
Steady job with above average pay.
I like puns.
Smoker (less than a pack a day)
I still like puns.
>Prefers solitude over relationships.
>Not bad at socializing, but tends to feel detached.
>General sense of detachment.
these are all positives when i share the exact same sentiments
>Easy to please
>Eager to please
>Gentle and patient
>Independent but loyal
>Good career prospects
>Extremely shy and spergy
>Literal 2/10 looks
>Inexperienced in life
>Extremely committed & loyal
>Loves vidya but is just as happy to watch you play as I am to play myself
>I have a full time job
>Super polite, will never embarrass you in public by being rude
>Loves to suck dick
>Very understanding and experienced with mental & personality disorders. I'm not the kind of person to tell someone with depression to just "choose to be happy" and shit like that.
>Trust issues / insecurities
>Gap bigger than Rwanda between my front two teeth
>Like 5/10 looks
>Pixie cut (which most guys hate)
>B cup boobs
>Loooong list of sexual history, most one night stands
>Borderline Personality Disorder.
>Will adopt every animal I can get my hands on
>Cheesy sense of humor. Enjoys Family Guy.
>Kinda messy and disorganized
easy to talk to
fun to be around
never ignore anyone
perfect mix of introvert and extrovert
"treat me like a princess, fuck me like a whore" type of person
good grades at uni :3
my cat thinks I'm great
there's porn of me floating on the internet
get jealous over petty things
self destructive tendencies
I can't bring myself to care about anyone, not even family or the people I consider "friends"
heart and back problems at young age already
can't see shit without glasses
I hurt people around me
Had to keep half the cons out so it wouldn't be too unbalanced
okay fine.. your me in female form i have trust issues love vidya and am extremly loyal. i also love cheesy shit and am super messy and disorganized.
usually those arent things a girl tends to admit.
Yeah, you're both probably pillars of your communities with no issues whatsoever, hey? Fuck me, right?
Everyone's got their shit. Some people can handle it. But it's honestly okay that you can't. No sarcasm there. To each their own.
I am not saying I am perfect and yeah we all have issues, she seems lovely aside from what I highlighted, the point we were making is that you said 'what ever are those cons, they are all tolerable' Whiteknight like a motherfucker, lmao.
If you don't find them tolerable, that's your issue. Not mine. I've actively enjoyed being with worse people. Honestly, that might be a nice change of pace.
Eventually you'll understand that almost no one overcomes their cons. But everyone wants to fuck someone, and so you deal the best you can.
On my youtube channel, actually. I wont post it here cause you guys would flag my account or something. It's a shitty recording of a cam session I had anyway, nothing special.
I'm sure other people recorded more stuff but I never found it
You come off as annoying. Tries way too hard to get people to like you so you say and do things you think guys will like. Cringe/10
You come off as a loser. Especially with the ":D" I get a feeling you're 17.
Awful spelling, maybe you're mexican? Idk. That 'will always help people' shit is annoying. Girls don't care if you're willing to help other girls whilst you're in a relationship with them. That's a con, if you weren't lying to begin with.
You come off as an annoying indie girl who was spited by a man a long time ago, but never really got over it. Get over it, otherwise you're cool.
Read your story and it sucked. I sincerely hope the rest of your stories aren't as boring. You sound like a failed author who is desperately trying to be creative, but fails in every aspect of the word. Also you come off like a pretentious faggot.
Just stop. You are trying way too hard as well and come off as a crazy bitch. If you're so committed and loyal you wouldn't have been a cheap whore. You would've waited for the next guy instead of possibly giving your next guy an STD, nasty. You're one of those girls that pretends to be random like shouting 'MACARONI' at random times to be "funny".
eh, no self esteem, can't get over my ex, addicted to shopping/spend money irresponsibly, I keep negative feelings bottled up until I explode, all around unreliable person, I say things that make people happy when I don't really mean them and sometimes when I make people feel bad I get a cheeky little good feeling inside of me from doing so, like a sense of accomplishment or something like that
I see you all the time, I think you're pretty
>play video games
>live by myself since I was 18
>have a bunch of friends who i can trust
>can laugh easily
>doing a masters degree
>people say i'm intelligent, but I think I'm in the middle
>I have a job I like in a university laboratory
>cant cook anything
>dont like relationships
>get tired of people too easily
>cant trust anyone
>afraid of driving
>dont like kids
Just gonna use a drawfag pic, for accuracy.
>trained/educated chef and baker
>health wise/athletic strong as fuak
>doting, rather take care than be taken care of
>hard working focused kind of guy
>know all about plants, rocks, and other weird nature stuff
>good with dogs, cats, horses, cows, pigs, and to a lesser extent chickens because they're fucking horrible
>know exactly what I'm looking for
>calm and happy to help, rather give than take
>can play 5ish instruments
>enjoy talking about literally anything
>talk too much
>strong morals/opinions can sometimes be abrasive
>don't like being touched
>getting too pissed can cause black outs
>don't like being touched
>push family and friends out to try and keep them happy
>lurk and post here to feel like I'm not such a sack of shit
/soc/ - Dicks and Mental Illness
Really low or high energy
Kind of a dick
Mentally ill (depression, anxiety, ptsd, schizo, history of a potentially fatal neurological condition (medicated tho).
Loves cartoons with the passion of a child.
That's always good!
Your pros outweigh your cons bud, and you shouldn't worry about 'ugly', we all have our own looks. Fuck it, you've a future and the means to get there.
Your cat's opinion is all that matters.
Feel ya on the (self)destructive shit, but hopefully that works out and some faggot makes you happy and steady.
Most of your cons are subjective, so I think overall you're a pretty good person. Adopt more animals that'll fix it fuck social anxiety.
Not that ugly
Needs vary little
Clingy(pro or con)
Never had a gf
Too Christian for some people
So much love for that 3D.
An anchor. A place I can get everything needed to live, somewhere that time doesn't have to slow down to enjoy it. A person that I don't have to fear that contact with, someone to exist with in the face of everything. Keep thinking if I keep working my ass off and trying to better myself that that life might not be completely out of reach.
I think I am, I used to offer "girlfriend experience" to older men in exchange of gifts and I was pretty good at keeping a conversation going even with people who are twice my age and with no interests in common, so yeah!
Damn. I want to take you to a museum and discuss literature and shit. I totally understand your feelings of detachment in social situations.
And 5'8'' isn't that tall. I'm 5'8'' and a lot of people around here tell me that's short for a guy.
By the way - you look a bit like Alex Sopp, flute player for the yMusic chamber orchestra. They're touring with Ben Folds right now and she's lovely.
I love the hair cut, and as a less busty person, smaller boobs are definitely preferable in my opinion. Super jealous of the silver, my hair is too dark to light that much. It looks very dashing on you.
And long live gap teeth, I can't fix mine, but its not terrible. Looks cute on you!
I don't particularly need people on the internet to like me, I just don't mind following the 4chan regimen, usually meaning, dump on request.
I am more interested in others' "pros/cons" I like to see what other people think are good or bad points.
Oh, also five billion ties no to me saying things I think guys will like, in fact, i withheld a lot of my interests and pros because I DON'T want to sound too terribly cliche 'gamer girl'.
>well spoken (or so I've been told)
>great writing ability
>humble and polite (maybe too much)
>teetotal (well I think it's a positive)
>highly politically aware
>dependable and loyal
>nice eyes (?)
>painfully shy and awkward in social situations
>quick to anger, very irritable though I try to mask it
>can't make friends very easily
>far too self-conscious and emotionally sensitive
>want to raise a family but utterly terrified that I'd raise my kids to be failures like me and no chance of ever marrying
>afraid to get to know people in case they think I'm pathetic
>will vote for donald trump
>has a nice dick
>pretty tall (6''6')
>owns a shotgun
>truck driver so big money
>has bad gas
>porn of me on the Internet
>I offer the """"girlfriend"""" experience
Friendly(sociopathically so, I've been told- so maybe a con?)
Willing to talk to anyone about almost anything
Extremely open about who I am- I don't feel a need to hide anything beyond practical shit.
Passionate about art
Reads a lot
Loves and appreciates humanity
Judges people based on personality over outside factors (including family).
Knows when to defer to people with more knowledge
Tall enough to be tall, not so tall that I hit my head on everything (6'4)
Not very sexual(I consider this a pro, but that's up for debate)
Comes off as cold/detached without meaning to
Comes across as conceited
Rambles too much about things nobody else cares about
Quick to cut people out of my life if I feel betrayed
Easily feels betrayed
A little clingy (Not to an extreme, but enough so that I'd consider it a con)
Exaggerated sense of worthlessness
Abuses drugs sometimes
Very blunt/harsh(I don't consider this a con, but a lot of people do)
>Polarizing personality, most people either really like me or really hate me when we talk one-on-one.
It throws a lot of people off, which I think makes them uncomfortable.
Really though, it's just easier to let someone know who you are off the bat so you have a concept of whether or not you'll get along.
It's a trait I personally very much appreciate in other people.
- stupid kind, fuck me over you'll feel ashamed for a long time
- super focused*
- very artistically and musically intelligent, art and music are too easy
- creative problem solver
- very introspective
- funny impressions*
- honest, never lies, ever.
- well rounded socially, can chill with anyone
- emotionally close / affectionate
- physically active, and knows a variety of skills (snowboarding, sailing, skiing, mt biking, works at a bike shop, longboards, etc)
- good in bed
- afraid of abandonment, social disapproval or disgust, being marginalized/ denounced, and making others feel even mildly uncomfortable
- pouts like bitch
- depression and social anxiety
- self hate, touretts-like twitching and noises when cringing at self
- talks shit / rants but doesn't do anything about it
- rage fits
- only messages you to hang out
- annoying impressions of shit nobody knows of or cares about out of nowhere*
- verbally abusive towards single mom
- spends too much money on equipment he doesn't use enough
- poor scheduling and time management
- procrastinates hard core
- focus is extremely inconsistant and changes to procrastination too often*
pretty good summary actually
Agreed, I am usually too open or like... harsh? I guess is the word. I'm not very good at playing coy, or lying to cozy up to people. I dunno, if there is something I like or dislike, I'll generally say it.
And when someone asks me a question, I give an honest answer, and people are like... hmm, tmi
Ayy, a spiritual buddy.
Do you also get told that you overthink everything due to trying to get to the root of peoples' problem?
loud and reactive in bed
will smoke you out
bitchy tendencies but i try to apologize for it
don't have my license
bad with my money (but trying)
big but not perky tits
prone to bouts of melancholy
Pics on request
I'm a 26 year old Male, white.
>6 foot tall
>Steady job(re: decent pay, benefits, stable)
>Medium level physically fit
--- >195 lbs, 425lbs Deadlift, 345 Squat, 240 Bench, 19:58 3 Mile time
>Enjoy broad range of music, movies, books, and video games
>Excellent at oral sex, while also actually enjoy performing it.
>Some small skill at dancing.
>Enjoy going out for food at interesting places.
>Bald. (hair loss at early age, razor head every other day instead of pretending to have hair)
>Higher than average amount of body hair.
>Not overly tidy
>Horrible at remembering names
>Horrible at remembering birthdays
>Horrible at buying gifts
>Don't enjoy going out too often, unless it's for food.
>Job requires me to travel and sometimes be unavailable for many months on end.
>Fairly nerdy and it can be embarrassing.
>Small penis (Just shy of 4.5 inches long, fully erect)
>Bad relationship with family
>Not interested in children
Pretty often, yeah. I hold my tongue unless they ask now a days. Most the time I definitely know the underlying roots to the issues people have around me, like, a few conversations and I generally know.
Quite an old selfie, about a year or two younger.
Very Romantic (told by friends/girls)
Video Gamer (wont force you too play them)
Wont Judge You If I Don't Like Something
Wont Leave You (too fugly for that lol)
Out Of Shape
Atheist (wont force you too be me if you don't force me to be you)
Lost Virginity At Young Age
Will Speak My Mind
Hasn't Had A Good Relationship In My Life
And Pretty Unattractive
I love you. Really.
Educated cross interests
Happy productive worker bee
Read cross discipline
String theory concept living irl
Too many connected dots / meds
Disregard for lower iqs
Intimidation of bores
Desire to transfer knowledge
I could fix your loose coax jack....
I used to hold my tongue, and I can be perfectly charming/polite/proper(from the southern US).
Maybe it's an issue of ego on our part, but -to me at least- it feels like I'm doing someone a disservice by not trying to point out what they're doing wrong so they can correct it and be happier.
Either way, it was nice chatting with someone who understands the feel.
Love me, bby you don't even know me! But you do sound pretty great.
And its not loose, I remodeled the house. ;] Everything from walls, plumbing, to electricity. I was painting and all the covers were off. :]
Same, it's good to know someone else is similar to me, and it may be a regional thing, or a gender thing, as a girl, I often have my opinions automatically brushed off as 'girlishness'.
Well by many people's standards. I'm not like 'oh no, i'm not hot, teehee [call me cute] '
But I'm not like, 'damn I'm sexy as fuck, worship me'
idk. I am sexy to some people, and ugly to others, it happens.
However, thank you very much.
more butt pics OP, want to have sweet dreams of ravaging you.
i'll contribute in the meantime:
-attractive & /fit/
-can cook, have job, support self etc.
-musically inclined, pretty good at guitar
-believe in love
-distant, detached, can make me boring
-dont feel much empathy, often no emotions either
-can get aggressive, esp when drunk
-spend too much time on 4chan
-kind of crazy, sometimes think i can hear other's thoughts or others can hear mine, think i'm a god sometimes
-generally a jealous person
21 m bi
Fit and skinny
Can cook a bit.
Can find anyone with a bit of wit attractive
Open to new things
Can laugh about everything
A bit awkward
A bit neurotic
Lives in Germany
Likes weird people
great at videogames
afraid of people and big cities
sucks in English
has no money
can be hysteric
Thank you very much. I'm realizing I don't have many ass photos. Hmm. But my ass is always cuter than my bust.
>optimistic about the future (although it gets on people's nerves sometimes)
>willing to cook healthy shit and sweets on-demand
>honest, but too polite to be blunt
>used to being relatively poor, so no financial pressure (I don't cost much)
>decent writer, beginner drawfag
>will probably go out of my way to help you
>good with pets
>kind of homely, don't wear makeup
>perfectionist when it comes to work and school
>been told I'm naive as fuck
>can't drive atm because of dissociative disorder
>can't handle high-pressure situations
>well above average intelligence
>charming when I force myself
>Tall and attractive
>creative and artistic
>sort of funny
>extremely comfortable with sexuality
>open minded and love trying new things
>absolutely hate people
>extremely low motivation
>don't give a fuck about cleaning
>impulsive, especially with money
>obsessed with death
>extremely untrusting of people
>Can cook very well
>Will buy video games in exchange for affection
>Holy shit kill me
>Wishes everyone would die
>Sleeps all the time
>Straight sexual sub who thinks pegging sounds horrible
>Plays shitty mmos all day because it's the only human interaction that basically cant be fucked up
>Only genre of media I enjoy is horror mostly
Summer me. Cuter but looks 5 years younger than Winter me.
+ witty, humorous, laid back
- mouthy, douchey, slow on the gas
+ attractive, good looking, fit
- vain, dismissive towards most women
+ smart, "cultured", likes being informed, creative/inspired
- academic burnout, low street smarts, kind of an art snob
+ gregarious, socially uninhibited, enjoys complimenting people
- drawn to sketchy characters, a patsy for the malignant, can be an aloof loner
+ likes to share
- swings between miser and spendthrift
+ fun-loving, outgoing, ballsy, adventurous, open-minded
- hedonist junkie, borderline moodiness, schizotypical weirdo, foolhardy assclown, really bad at planning, low self-respect, very hard on myself
noooo Russkies are alright
>lives in Deutschland
Self-berating krauts hah
unf, keep 'em coming if you can OP youre fucking sexy
heres me, i think we'd have cute babies together
he's saying he'd expect you to respond that way since mother russia is monitoring your posts.
also i thought people in russia were generally fairly well educated, is it just where you grew up?
>also i thought people in russia were generally fairly well educated, is it just where you grew up?
no no putin teach me very well, much food in belly, much krokodil, much money for me and family
thank you mr putin
>If rich would be a philanthropist
>Plays several musical instruments
>Makes digital music of all kinds
>Can rap and write lyrics sophisticatedly
>Proficient in many mediums of visual art
>Too good at video games; had to quit
>Works out often
>Eats relatively healthy
>Good with computers and technology
>English language skills absolutely through the
>Cleans up after his own messes
>Can adapt to almost any situation
>Loves to change appearance and to experiment
>Can cook and bake
>Very deep voice
>Not afraid of death
>Makes friends easily
>Knows a fair bit about carpentry and woodworking
>Well versed in history, politics, literature, and science
>Kind and caring
>Loyal and reputable
>Gives constructive criticism
>100% Straight edge
>Can accept being wrong
>Open minded to everything
>Working to fix his social anxiety
>Is going to college in the fall for computer science
>Has a weird superiority/god complex
>Egotistical when complimented
>Self-conscious when insulted
>Never forgives; never forgets
>Usually dates women who are "broken" in order to avoid fixing himself
>Level 99 clinger in the beginning of a loving relationship
>Loses interest in things easily when it's too hard or too easy
>Gets jealous easily, but never shows it
>Doesn't talk about feelings unless the other person starts first
>Is too brutally honest about everything in hopes to improve others
>Never is politically correct when it comes to humor
>Too straight edge for most people to handle
>Hates to be wrong and let's it shame him
>Uses logic over feelings in most situations
>Disgusted by obesity and anorexia
>Has a phobia of tissues and garbage bags (weird I know)
>Is a shut-in due to his absurd social anxiety
>Trouble talking to people with authority
>Has a heart condition (SVT)
>Has two diagnosed sleeping disorders (Sleep paralysis, and delayed sleep syndrome)
>Doesn't have OP's Skype >>23141725
it's free and has quite good quality. but ofc how much education you get depends on you. i wasn't lucky
da-da, na zdorovye, comrade
it's another one reason that i listed it as a con - most people hate russians
I need someone more talkative to carry conversation in groups I don't like or know and we seem to have similar interests, to an extent. You have this kind of dark, goth-y but not basic 6-7/10 look that I fucking love, and you have thick thighs and a good ass. Would definitely girlfriend, but alas.
Every Robette's dream, comin' through.
Can solve most problems that aren't emotional / psychological for you
Can fix most broken things (except the aforementioned)
Can recommend some lifechanging 80's / goth / post-punk music.
Can cook many dishes from Europe, Latin America or the Caucuses
Kind of funny
Considered pretty attractive, given the available gene pool
Can dance pretty well
Consistent positive sexual reviews, according to Yelp
Tall for my country
pretty good sense of fashion, when going out
Quiet, unless I know or "click" with the people at hand
Not a "kids person"
Decide who or what someone is in my head within a few minutes and can't think differently of them without some great act of character
Won't befriend people easily
Dislikes gift giving (and receiving)
versatile with bondage, depending on your age and look
Enjoys a lot of physical affection
Will enjoy being edgy with you
22, I have a penis, from Europe and should fucking sleep now.
>not as educated/smart/rich/social/caring as I could/should be
>expert in procrastination
>possibly too naive, idealistic and positive
>somehow arrogant fuck with a solid bit of narcissism thrown in (look how big this list is!)
>smoke and drink, totally open to do any other drugs
>self destructive tendencies and lifestyle, duh
>not eating healthy
>easily bored with people and media
>yo-yo confidence (I AM GOD, worship me mortals! vs Sorry for wasting oxygen, I should just die)
>I fucking love conflict and drama
>too talkative at times
>probably too skinny
>still live with parents
>major attention whore
>not too good with close relationships; trust issues, detached; you name it, I got it
>way too secretive
>I fucking hate fish
>too talkative at times (this shit proves the point)
>I don't seed torrents
>would make you laugh at your mothers funeral
>would always help anyfuckingbody who asked for help the best I could
>not holding grudges
>I'd say I am more creative than the average person
>can handle stress and shitty situations easy, always collected, relaxed and calm
>I am a fucking writer, bruv
>would always try to cheer your dumb, depressed ass up even if I feel shitty myself
>not a racist/sexist (it's 4chin), generally open minded and won't ever judge before I know somebody well
>fluent in three languages, know basics of few more
>slightly above average looks (I hope)
>ambitious as fuck
>student with a lot work experience (for my age)
>can bullshit my way into making people think that I am interesting and smart
>great with kids, decent with animals
>pretty good with money sans drugs
>emotionally independent; not a jealous, clingy bitch, can deal with my problems, loneliness, etc
>can read people pretty well
>realistic about my cons and pros
Oh and I am not a convicted sex offender, never killed anybody and take daily showers.
+ Friend of Nature.
+ Unique and sexy facial features.
+ Aesthetically pleasing and tasty penis.
+ Mediterranean skin.
+ Visible, pumped veins.
+ Wild and special imagination.
+ Amber-colored starry eyes; great rapid eye movement.
+ Great character judge.
+ Controlled ultra-high sex-drive.
+ Over-hardcore gamer.
+ Lucid dreamer; ongoing dreamer; day dreamer.
+ Would make the sacrifice.
+ Would MAKE the sacrifice.
+ Lies selflessly.
+ Had an OOB that changed his life.
+ Has tried and quit most mainstream drugs.
+ Loves you till the end.
+ Full hair.
+ Smooth body.
+ Naturally nice smelling.
+ Naturally healthy.
+ Timecube theory believer.
- Wanks a lot.
- A once great set of teeth now yellow because of poor dental hygiene.
- Poor mental history.
- Takes everything to heart.
- Talks shit about you in the mind and teaches you his thought patterns.
- Laughs and has conversations with himself; sometimes mumbles in private.
- Has been solitary for 10 years.
- Argues with friends based on random impulses.
- Bisexual, mostly interested in men.
- Hates man-made things; thinks he's forced to be a hypocrite.
- Self-educated; minimal academia.
- Poor diet.
- 9.5 stone; almost ugly legs from certain angles.
+As nice as possible
+Easy to befriend
+Bright Hazel eyes, changes color sometimes
+Long as fuck hair
+(almost) Straight Edge (no alcohol, drugs, cigarettes, but not a virgin)
+Up to talk/hang out all the time
+Cares deeply about all my friends and people close to me
+Always up to offer advice
-Emotionally attached too easily
-Anxiety as FUCK
-Occasional depression swings
-Shy; takes a while to warm up to people
-Jerks off often
-Overthinks and worries a lot over small things
-Thin as fuck
-Sort of vain
-Insomnia like a motherfucker
You sound damn cool, and look great.
Some weird ass pros/cons distribution. Kinda okay.
>there's porn of me floating on the internet
Is only a con if you don't link to it.
I like you.
I think I like you too.
You sound likable.
I like you, a bit.
I like your realism.
Pretty lame but at least you know it.
You sound interesting.
Based as fuck plus good looks. Would definitely go homo for.
Another cool, good looking motherfucker.
Pretty interesting, I think I like you. Maybe.
ehh, I shouldn't be doing this, but..
+ tall as fuack (about 6'5")
+ Studying game design and animation at Uni at present, although I'm still unsure of what direction I'll take after I graduate (independent or large studio productions)
+ Pretty good with computers despite not really having a particularly logical mind
+ speak German
+ writer. I often receive praise for my ability to avoid wiping my ass with the English language. Quite a skill, I've heard.
+ Pretty self-propelled. Taught myself C++ and Macro/Microeconomics, both of which at around the age of 12 or so.
- can't not hold a grudge
- obsession with lists
- shit at games, but I also play casual pretty much all the time
- currently jobless. Quit my old job a month ago to focus on school
- doesn't focus on school
- shit-tier attention span
- struggle with suicidal depression, one reason for which I'll disclose right now:
- trans, but don't plan on transitioning. I'd very much rather not foot the costs, both the economic and social. Don't have any issue with assuming the role and expectations of a male. It's whatever bruv
>honest(though can be a huge con at times)
>can take a joke
>can take no for an answer
>can cook a lot of shit
>loner somewhat though socialize a lot (I personally consider it a pro, don't really have to deal with drama)
>look good, been called handsome a lot
>moderate social kills
>can tolerate A LOT
>have a few creative outlets (producing and writing mainly)
>active, tho mostly cause job is physical
>love nature and art
>not on any social websites except 4chan, reddit and tumblr
>I remember everything
>can adapt to every situation
>can accept being wrong
>attempting to learn German, Spanish and French
>English is superb , but I prefer to type like a retard
>not racist or sexist
>decent with money
>can see straight through people/read them well
>can deal with my own issues
>never been to jail, been arrested/on probo more times than I can count on my hands
>what is stress?
>still live with parents, but pay for my own shit at least
>arrogant and cocky as fuck
>secretive as fuck
>edgy as fuck at times
>eat an ass ton of junk food
>can cut you off easily
>smoke, like half a pack of a day tho
>drink a lot
>dropped out of HS
>kids seem to hate me, as I do them
>will lie to get you interested, or just get my way at times
>huge fucking narcissist
>fap too much prolly, oh well
>some trust issues
>detached a bit
>major show off at times
>easily bored with people
>self destructive tendencies
>FEED ME DRAMA
>ego bigger than you claim your dick is
there's no reason to put intelligent/smart into this, we're all stupid if you think deeply about it
Your ego is tiny compared to mine.
>dropped out of HS
why? don't you regret it?
I'll bite, but no pic. (I'm 22 female)
-Enjoys video games/movies
-Makes a lot of money
-Is usually an asshole
-Vegan (most people seem to think it's a con)
-Does not enjoy domestic duties such as cleaning/cooking
Vegan is a con, it restricts what foods I can make for you and what products we can share. Also, my last girlfriend was a vegan and she farted ALL THE TIME, like seriously dudes, vegans don't stop.
Like to learn
fairly laid back mostly
can/would be affectionate
plays a shitton of vidya
never graduated university
6 / 10
5'9 115lbs skinny
can be slightly vindictive
Wow my life is a disaster
+Extremely good in debate.
+Dirty, likeable sexual fantasises.
+Knows and hates evil.
+Cares for your mind.
+Learns from others, gladly.
+Has never had a relationship.
+Submissive in the bedroom, dominant on the battlefield.
+Befriends all kinds of animal.
+Calming voice; when shouts, shouts.
+World's best conspiracy theorist.
+Artistic and great taste in art.
+Great style sense.
+A fluid mover and rigid when passive.
+Unafraid of death; scared of failure.
+Father a top criminal; mother a petty criminal; separated.
+Only child who lives with grandparents.
+One of the best listeners.
+Writes, a lot.
-Perfectionist and deleterious.
-Cries proudly sometimes.
-Wants to suck immediately, has a reputation for this.
-Unembarassed over the internet.
-Hits on straight guys.
-Smoker; 20 and more a day.
-Bites and eats nails.
-Loved by all girls who know him and don't know he's bi, mostly homosexual, shunned by those who know.
-Ruins good friendships quick.
-Years of disrespect toward grandmother.
-Spends most time in room; lacks sunlight.
-Bruised ass from sitting on computer chair for years.
-Coward in moments of glory.
-Drinks lots of fizzy drinks.
-Never had a job for over 2 weeks.