Who /kissless virgin/ here?

Hi Vyro, hows it going?

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>>23139379
REEE fuck you vyro ur not a virgin
only true robots in this thread plz

>>23139398
>chad hijack the thread
>saying reee

>>23139394
Bad. I AM very lonely and no one will speak to me

>>23139398
I am though

I seriously don't know how someone who literally looks like a Chad can accuse some ugly dork of not being a virgin

Man I can't even look at porn anymore because I feel cucked, even if it's solo stuff I feel cucked knowing other men have fapped to it

Kill me

>>23139412
>chad
>literally the only robot left not even memeing
im gonna make a movie before i die it will be like the last of the mohicans but instead its last of the robots

>>23139379
Looking like a little asian girl who just got yelled at isnt helping
>>23139398
Arent you the guy with the ego going around bashing all of the hot /soc/ guys?
>hmm funny you are in a virgin thread

>>23139417
you literally had pics where u fooled around with girls prob some pornvideo somewhere. fuck off thundercock REEEEEEEEEE

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>>23139426
It's hard to not look sad when you're sad

Even when I try to look any other way I look sad

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Sup

>>23139438
What the fuck

There is one picture of me fully clothed in a public place with someone who friendzoned me but that's it

>>23139441
Well people avoid sad looking people so better learn to be happy
>females do not = happiness you fucking virgins

>>23139446
hey
do you browse the deepweb?

>>23139472
I beg to differ.

Talking to girls, even anonymously online is the only thing that makes me feel happy. No matter how many hobbies or anything I try, nothing makes me feel as good as that

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>>23139379
You mean who /Chad/ here
Get out

Real KHV coming through
>>23139398
Hello my robot friend

>>23139446
supermang is dead, bait harder
>>23139454
lies i've been on r9k long enough, you had a gf or several
>>23139472
JUST BEEEE YOURSELF DUDE

Senpai

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I'll try that again.
Senpai

WTF /soc/ CHANGES F AM TO SENPAI
WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN

>>23139491
I have had some ldrs and they all cheated pretty much

Ugh

>>23139498
please don't tell me you go on /s4s/

>>23139510
No that place is the purest cancer

>>23139521
>ugh yeah I had a bunch of gfs but I'm totally a robot virgin guys (^;
Fuck you vyro. Go have sex or something

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Posting some dank memes

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>>23139678
That's a nice image
Here's an image I like.

>>23139630
I legit don't even know what sex feels like

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What's going on lads

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>>23139710
Girls like you and think you're attractive you normal faggot.

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>>23139702

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>>23139713
Oh hey Chad, how are things? :3
How's the gf?

>>23139724
Only on the internet never irl

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>>23139742
Back to reddit faggot.
Girls hate me even on the Internet.

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>>23139739
I don't have a gf

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We need a new robot board. Soc for robots. If you've had Sex you're banned

>>23139755
None of these people are fucking robots except me. I would be the only user.
>>23139754
Whatever Norman.

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>>23139755
I long for the day I get banned from there

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>>23139762
No.

>>23139782
>>23139763
>BRO I'M JUST LIKE YOU, MY GF IS IN A DIFFERENT COUNTRY SO IT DOESN'T EVEN COUNT

go back to the club Chad.

>>23139816
this shit is why I don't go on /r9k/
I am still a KV

>>23139755
What if i had sex but never enjoyed it or came?

And has now lost interest after many attempts.

>>23139840
Then you are a normalfag.
>>23139839
>BRO I ONLY HAD SEX 300 TIMES, IT DOESN'T EVEN COUNT, I'M A KV
"""robots""" everyone.

>>23139849
You're fucked

>>23139920
You're Chad.

>>23139379
Come visit me tomoko-kun :c

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Hi.

>>23139950
I don't knooow you ;_;

>>23139988
hey.. can you make a love potion for me?

Tfw virgin but not kissless, c-can I be a Chad too?

>>23140017
You can, according to >>23139926

>>23139379
>>23139441
Would fuck. Maybe if you didn't say anything but just kissed me and kept touching me.

Just get an escort, they'll do anything. If the price is right

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>>23140040
re

i am virgin . aget 22 .
had 1ts kiss at 5th grade . with blonde haired Stacie . alpha female .

i had best looks when young . alpha females always chosed me . but then aget and lost it all . started balding at 11 . became noticeable at 14 . life ruined . . . gg no re .

>>23140076
ur id is cUQkD2Kh .
``cucked to kissless handholdless``

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>>23140093
It is fate

>>23140076
Not a normie by any means. What is it about yourself that you think might be causing you problems?

>>23139379
I offered to be Vyro's gf. He rejected me. Don't believe him.

>>23140119
Look at me and couple me with social awkwardness to receive your answer

Wizard here. Sup OP

>>231401
I'm a female why is socially awkward around females. I find social awkwardness to be attractive. Just not desperation or over compensating in the 'm'lady kind of way. Are you going for overly attractive women? Maybe your standards are too high?

>>23140148
This >>23140208
Also who*

>>23140208
Idk if you're replying to me but hell no. I don't even have standards if I look like this. I don't think I'm desperate or a fedora, it is my fear of rejection.

>>23140224
Confirm who you are lol are you op?

>>23140224
Just wanna make sure I'm replying to the right person, can you tag your original picture post?

>>23140275
Here >>23139713

Same ID

>>23140282
Oh sorry, forgot about ids. I'm from /b/ and /cgl originally and and they don't use ids. Still fairly new to social.

>>23140282
Also I was replying to op but you look nice, friendly and chill, you're not unattractive.

>>23140282
>still chadding it up with /soc/ girls
>BRO I'M SUCH A ROBOT I SWEAR

>>23140345
Thank you.

Also sorry to be a hassle but rate >>23140389 so he shuts up

>>23140423
>hey ladies give this guy a pity rate so he stops talking
Really Chad?

>>23140440
There's my awkwardness for you.

>>23140440
What is your problem, that's a shut attitude. Girls don't like that woe is me shit and you sound like a dousche.

>>23140479
Don't let some lonely ass hole get you down

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>>23140522
>>23140529

>>23139379
I would kiss that neck freckle while putting my arms around your t-shirted waist to snuggle that hoodie man.

>>23139486
I feel bad bro, how tall are you? Just BE EEE yourself

>>23140601
You're probably gay though, I'm not gay

>>23140622
6'0
>>23140714
You're just a Chad

Infernose
19 m
Any girl for a good chat

>>23140529
I'm not

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>>23139379
>>23139398
>>23139441
>>23139498
>>23139713
>>23139988
You guys can get laid/get a gf, surely. It's tough trying to get some/find someone at first when you feel like a socially inept weirdo (at least for me it was), but with time you all can achieve it.
The "robot" schtick is just a cop out.

>>23140960
>everyone can get laid,its on the house
easy buddy,there are other factors that goes into natural selection aside from passable looks, your looks is roughly 35% of the agreement

>>23139441
Aw, don't be sad. You actually look really nice!

>>23140960
seems like a load of shit
women my age will not even touch me
the only girls I can get any interest from are all 16-17 year olds
they stare and then they try talking to me, and then they spill spaghetti
and then nothing happens because I'm not going to jail for statutory

>>23139379
>>23139441
OP you are attractive in my book and i would happily fix that issue of yours.

>>23139988
You look like you are/have Native American heritage, and it's working for you 10/10

>>23139379
you are really cute tho? wtf

>>23140000
I mean we used to know each other, we're strangers now, but I still want to give you cuddles :<

>>23140960
>I can go on tinder and get a one night stand in half an hour, teehee. What's keeping you guys?

>>23139988
Cuteee, are you an American Indian?

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reporting in, never had a girl interested in me

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Not kissless tho

>>23141776
Why are you here then lol

>>23141776
1776 revolution get

>>23141788

Just came to hang with my fellow virgins, I-I can't?

>>23141807
It says kissless :(

>>23140714
I'm not gay but if I were a man I'd be gay for you.

Hijacking OP's thread (sorry OP)

This is me:

http://www.interpals.net/gongorist


>31 year old virgin

I suffer from megalomania and god complex. You must be an absolute sub if you want to be my gf. message me on interpals or post your contact info.

>>23141032
T-thanks

>>23141226
I think my issue is that I think casual sex is gross but finding a girl who likes the things I like to start a relationship with is literally impossible

>>23141408
We did? On skype or what?

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Nice self-fulfilling prophecy thread you guys have here.

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>>23140033
Feels good to be Chad