kik ncbrown93 yes i have man boobs and a skinny cock and people

>>23137803
>tfw huge hips as a guy

I know that feel bro

Top kek

But wtf are the eyebrows about, most importantly

You have a more feminine body than most of the girls on this board

Wtf

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Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam!
TF's up with your eyebrows?

wait thats an iphone why is the quality such shit

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>>23137803

What the actual feck is wrong with you?......

You are the weirdest looking mofo ive ever seen.

>>23137803

I'm a straight guy but your eyebrows alone made me so hard that I came at least 3 times to this pic in the space of 5 mins xxxxxxx

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>>23137803

>>23137803
I'm a tranny, and even I think you look weird. What's with your eyebrows.

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>>23137803

Anon, I fucking love you.

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>>23138085
Oh fuck I'm dying, send help.

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>>23138128
no help unfortunately.
but op is proof that aliens are among us.

>>23138085
My sides are currently interfering with air traffic control

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what the mcfuck

>>23138143
>>23138141
Just like the UFO op flew in on

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>>23137803
what is even going on here

you look like something i would have to kill once society collapse

but you can change it
nice photoshop btw

somewhat on topic of shit proportions:

>be male
>be low-end healthy weight
>have slightly larger chest than hips
>have waist 0.75x circumference of hips

how do i fix this

>>23138179

get fat anon

>>23138192
nah senpai
too pretty 2 be fat

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>>23137803
>ncbrown93

>>23138194

Become a trap/bottom.

>>23138227
i don't like dicks either
i just want a fuller waist without being a hamplanet, senpai
would swimming help?

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>>23137803

>>23138233

If it's genetics, nothing will help. Fat tends to help conceal such problems, but if you don't want to go down that route then I'd suggest going all-out and start squating. Maximise that ass because women do love big asses. Trust me. And glutes. If you've got big, strong thighs then you'll literally be swimming in so much pussy.

>>23138245
got it lad
will continue doing that, then

>>23138252

gl pham

Look at this b8