Personality: >More extroverted than I am, but not a social butterfly >More intelligent than I am, but not pretentious about it (I'm not a complete idiot, I just have a thing for very smart women I can learn things from) >Have their own hobbies that they're passionate about and willing to help me get into if I'm interested. >Very no-nonsense when it comes to personality faults- They recognize their own, and mine, and are willing to put in the work to change both. >Very affectionate and sweet, but not in public beyond hand-holding/bumping shoulders and the sort >LOVES art- Will browse DA with me and make fun of shitty artists but not in a spiteful way. >Enjoys soft drugs >Has enough life experience/hardships to be down-to-earth, but also sees the bright side of the experience gained. >Can have abstract conversations about emotions/psychology/culture (Again, I like to learn so if they're more well-versed in it than I am I consider it a good thing) >Confident in what they do but not cocky/arrogant about it. >Honesty is mandatory, regardless of whether or not it's honesty about positive or negative subjects. >Cuddles to near-sleep, then rolls over our opposite ways because cuddling gets too fucking hot at night. >Not overly-sensitive.
Physically: >Somewhere between 5'2-5'8 >Preferably brown (+10 for biracial girls) >White girls are okay too if they're super pale and have dark circles under their eyes. >Has a moderate amount of scars on their face/body- I have a thing for old acne scars. >Proportionate body. I don't care much about if they're fat/lean/fit/chubby but their body has to match. >Short-medium natural hair (Bonus points for curly/kinky hair) >Tattoos/piercings really go by a person-to-person basis, so I'd say I'm neutral on them. Sexuality: >Moderately sexual, willing to bang a couple times a week but not daily. >Kinkier than I am. >Enjoys anything related to oral (giving or receiving); also kissing.
>is silly, but serious when the time is needed >rather introverted, goes out for shit like climbing, visits, etc >cute butt >big facial features >takes care of hair, I don't care if it is long or short just as long as it looks presentable >sit on ts/skype/discord with me and friends over texting >willing to watch shows/listen to music that I like and vice versa to see if we like eachothers stuff >not afraid to share views
Dream girl >18-25 >5'8+ pref(I'm tall) >thin, fit, or avg body >dark/red hair >not an alcoholic >not a drug addict >goes to school or has a job(preferably both) >knows what she wants >optimistic >loyal >clingy to a point >loves my dog >sub >weeb stuff is cute
Shy is cool because I'm confident and will keep the conversation going. Long hair is a plus but not needed.
Idk what else, I don't think my list is to crazy. I've met cool chicks in these threads and they all know who they're.
Dream lady: >white (the paler the better) >long hair >sweet face with soft features >natural hair color >somewhere between 5'4'' - 5'10'' in height (I'm 6'0'') >I like many body types... to me it's really about how you carry your weight and if you like staying healthy >not huge on traveling but wants to see Europe/Asia someday >likes the deep wilderness/camping >loves animals + kids >extremely caring and nurturing almost to a fault >submissive towards me (not just in bed) but dominant with everyone else >really good at reading people and understanding emotions >wants more than a few babies
I just want a cute, low-maintenance, chubby/bbw girl with gigantic tits, wide hips, a big ass, and thick thighs who's into video games and TTRPGs, and isn't a slut/camwhore. Bonus points for ass-length hair. I don't care about her race. Taller than 5ft. Any age between 20-35 is fine. I'd prefer if she lived somewhere in the Southeast US. Preferably a virgin. Deal-Breakers: Extreme Piercings, Tattoos, Smoking, Drugs, Is Religious, Is a Feminist, Has Children
This is me >28 >Live alone with a shitty cat >Somehow manage to support myself with a shit tier job I don't hate >Don't do drugs and only drink for the taste >Don't feel like I fit in anywhere >Pretty funny in a politically incorrect kinda way >Pretty good looking >Plays vidya, is interested in old cars and firearms >Loves cooking
Looking for a girl that... >is of the age of consent >isn't into drugs and doesn't drink that much >is or is not an autistic fuck >plays videogames >probably understands the whole feeling like I don't fit in anywhere kinda thing >is more on the clingy side
Ideal Guy >Tallish (5'10"+) >Bear mode >Masculine but isn't a dick about it >Honest, Empathetic, Romantic, Caring, etc >Likes going to the gym, would like me going with him, and cooking him a homecooked meal afterwards >Dominant in bed, likes that I submiss 100% of the time >Is emotionally supportive of my graduate schooling (1st year medical). Would be there for me, etc. >Enjoys shitposting and humor in general. Looking for someone that wants to shitpost over Skype while I'm in lab or play mobile games when I need to kill time in lab. >Not overly sensitive, I can't date someone that takes me seriously when I'm not to be taken seriously. >Is possessive, I have a big thing for possessiveness >Willing and active in starting and keeping conversation. To the point where I feel like I'm not the one always doing it. >Enjoys playing da vidya gaems. I kinda want a bf that I can come home to and play a few to relax and occasional sex in between. >qq being a fag 5hard
Dream guy: >22-30 >5'4"-6'4" >thin to average >shaggy hair >tattoos are rad but not mandatory >maybe smokes/drinks >is at least open to psychedelics and weed >educated or seeking education >into nature and animals >non-religious >not obsessed with material things >nerdy about something >introvert >high libido > not really into politics or celebrity nonsense >into tattoos/piercings on girls >into vidya/comics/geek shit >can deal with my bipolar disorder >somewhat clingy and romantic >eats a lot >likes coffee >head in the clouds
>>23129600 Me: >24 >5'2" >125 lbs >short hair >has tattoos and piercings >biology major >non-religious >doesn't watch tv or cable >loves to cook/bake >smokes weed >loves animals >has major wanderlust >reads a ton >horror nerd
>23-27 >over 5'8" >fit, average, or maybe slightly chubby >not bald >kind >intelligent >funny, or at least makes me laugh >has a job/is in school >passionate about his work/studies >positive and optimistic >vegetarian or vegan (vegan preferred) >cares about physical fitness and health, regardless of body type >will go out on dates with me most of the time, not just invite me over to watch movies and cuddle (although obviously there's a time for that) >money doesn't matter, but having a bitter/pompous attitude about it does >is a feminist/humanist >not a racist, sexist, or moral relativist >doesn't own a gun >isn't in the armed forces >has set standards for how he treats himself (can cook and clean for himself, is hygeinic), so that I can spoil him instead of take care of him >enjoys being spoiled >reads often and is curious, so we can learn from each other >isn't all that interested in vidya, isn't a weeb >dominant, but can be affectionate, romantic, and sweet >lives nearby
Dream Girl >18-30 >4'11-5'6 >skinny to thick, not really a fan of chubby and above but would make some exceptions >very pretty face is very big plus >nice assets always a plus, but care more about butts than whore >takes care of self >sense of humor >non-religious >at least 50% tolerable personality >not a social media whore >I can deal with comics/anime/cartoons, really can't deal with fangirls/weeaboos >listens to tolerable music (I can get with pretty much everything, including country) >doesn't have to be a drug person, but would prefer if open to trying them >at least halfway aware of what's going on in the world >intelligent in some way or knowledgeable about like 2 or 3 things (shows passion) >not racist
>virgin, but likes sex with me once we lose.our virginity to each other >average to above average looks >kind >intelligence doesn't matter unless she's genuinely retarded >honest >loyal >any height 5'0 or greater, though I have a preference for taller girls >not fat >not into cuckolding or any polywhatever cuck shit
>inb4 I get shit for saying I want a virgin after people have posted these long ass lists
>white >male >taller than me, the taller the better >scary >looks dead or dying most of the time >resting bitchface >racist >slavic or irish accent, a thick one >large veiny hands with skeleton fingers >light colored eyes >likes to touch >drinks with me >kinky >heavily sarcastic, arrogant and or mean >can handle being teased and will do so back, both verbally and physically >will listen to my music (minimal synth, darkwave and deathrock, shoegaze, post-punk, sludge, doom, ns black metal, etc)
Her: >over 20, under 30 >knows what she wants in life and pursues her ambition regardless what others think about it >smarter than the average and not shy about showing it but always willing the learn more >not clingy, possessive NEET with social skills of a rock >has enough life experience to deal with problems, can laugh about hardships and empathize with others >has own opinions and can express them well >can read people, communicate non verbally but loves to talk others to death >cocky and witty > can deal with jokes about her, can throw them back, doesn't take herself too serious >spontaneous, open minded, easy going >doesn't list consuming media as hobby, and has actual hobbies >takes cares of her body and doesn't blindly follow fashion trends >kinky/open minded about sex doesn't let her fetish define her lifestyle >is not actually checking this threads to find a partner
optional extra points: pale, green eyes, not a virgin, degrees/job, not monolingual pleb, idealistic, does something artsy
Me: >kinder version of above + stubble + dick (Please don't have a dick/stubble)
>>23129697 >intelligent >vegetarian or vegan >not a moral relativist >enjoys being spoiled Well, that was relatively close sans these. Though given the gun thing, you're most likely over 5k miles away, so there goes living nearby too.
>loyal >likes outdoorsy stuff like stargazing, hiking and camping >likes or at least will try watching weeb shit with me >kind of petite and short haired >glasses are a plus >cutesy, cuddly and needy >likes cooking >not a party or ex-party girls, actually introverted
Still can't say if my ideals are realistic or not.
>white I'm pale >male Big cock, too >taller than me, the taller the better 6'6 >scary I hate ppl and it shows. Dressing the way I do and carrying a knife helps >looks dead or dying most of the time I'm pale, my eyes are sunken w/dark circles, my face is gaunt >resting bitchface Ppl say I look like I'm about to snap and murder when I'm spacing out >racist Yep >slavic or irish accent, a thick one From Ukraine, moved to England, going to move to America >large veiny hands with skeleton fingers Got em. Big hands, they say ;) >light colored eyes Pale blue/gray >likes to touch Loves to touch >drinks with me Ukrainian, so yes >kinky Very >heavily sarcastic, arrogant and or mean It's that the I'm mean, it's that everyone fucking sucks >can handle being teased and will do so back, both verbally and physically Doesn't bother me >will listen to my music (minimal synth, darkwave and deathrock, shoegaze, post-punk, sludge, doom, ns black metal, etc) Only one that doesn't fit- I listen to American pop country
I'm just posting half of my ideal mate chart because typing the same thing over and over is boring.
Though honestly, to put it as simply as it can get, I'm looking for is a girl who is my best friend before anything else. And yeah, I have a list of preferences and likes/dislikes, but for her to become my best friend most of those are going to be met.
MALE: >Not younger than me, my age or up to 22 >At least my height or taller >Preferably dark hair, but I very much enjoy gingers as well, I'm a sucker for curly hair >Probably white, most of the black dudes I know wear their pants at their knees and say nigga all the time >Working towards their career in some way, making plans to work towards it, or at least figuring out what they want to do, not a NEET >Someone with goals and hopes and dreams >Wants kids and wants to get married >Loyal, honest, respectable (doesn't have a shitty reputation that I constantly have to defend to my family) >Not overly confident or cocky, but also doesn't talk about their flaws all the time >Not overweight >Maybe some tattoos and piercings >More introverted, would enjoy just sitting and relaxing at home with me watching movies, cooking, playing vidya, playing board games, etc. >Still enjoys the outdoors, might go camping or hiking or a picnic every now and then, maybe ride bikes around town >Likes deep conversations or long conversations >Not extremely into politics >Won't go to sleep mad or hold a grudge, will talk through their feelings and let me know what they think
FEMALE: Basically everything above in female form except >A girl my age or up to 20 >Isn't overly butch >Someone who can let me dominate and dominate me as well
>Dream girl >18-21 >5'4-5'6 pref (I'm average) >fit, chubby or avg bod >Dark hair >not an alcoholic, 420 friendly is ok >not a drug addict >goes to school or has a job >knows what she wants >optimistic >loyal >clingy to a point, PDA is fine desu >loves reading and/or vidya >weeb stuff is cute >doesn't like to go outside all the time. >Idk what else, I don't think my list is to demanding >Skype: Gumbased
>female >race doesn't matter >BMI of 20-22 >5'6-8 would be cool >don't be religious >tattoos and piercings are cool, not that preferred though >outgoing, confident in themselves, a bit crazy >not an emotional trainwreck >has life together/doesn't have to depend on me to always buy shit >can be mature when it comes time to be >keeps living area clean/themselves too >preferably doesn't like going outside, but doesn't mind going for walks in the woods/late at night in the city, and traveling the world, >night owl >intelligent/smart >isn't bothered by drinking/smoking cigs, would prefer does themselves. can do drugs, idc, but don't throw your life away, experiment at will if you wish >can actually take a joke/insult(about literally anything) and rebuttal back without hesitating >blows my shit up, BUT is not clingy >be VERY open minded > ^ will talk about everything and not get offended by anything we talk about >has dreams/aspirations >gaymer, pc would be cool, not a top priority though >artistic in any way, tho producer would be extremely cool >if I ever lose motivation, keep me going, as I'll do the same/supportive in general >isn't too mainstream >has own opinions on things, arguing about shit would be cool >isn't paranoid as fuck and thinks the world is out to get them >have large variety of music choices >doesn't care about marriage, it's only a piece of paper desu >doesn't care about holidays
I guess I'll just describe what I'm not getting in my current relationship Dream Person: >solipsistic. that doesn't mean being selfish/inconsiderate. >likes talking about where they came from, how they fit into the world, excited about where they're going >If you're in your quarterlife crisis at least be willing to talk about your fears. Breaking down and being completely unable to address concerns that are strong enough to ruin your mood for a few days isn't healthy. I want to be able to help, but I can't if you don't even try to help yourself >emotionally stable. If talking/thinking things through only makes you feel worse I don't think we can be intimate with each other. >be able to talk about death. What you want to do before you die, what kind of life you want to live, what kind of people you want to spend it with, what kinds of things you want to have accomplished. It's cool if you don't know what you want, but if that's the case then be willing to explore. If you mope around in bed all day you won't go anywhere and you'll end up hating yourself. I can't love someone like that. >realizes that weed/alcohol isn't the problem, it's whether you let those things get in the way of having the life you want to have. You should be ok with recreational weed/alcohol/psychedelics and be able to control yourself around them. >Don't hate yourself for decisions you made. Hate the consequences and plan around them, but don't hate yourself. >don't hate people. Realize that everyone is trying their best to do what they think is right and what they think makes them happy. If you see an issue I have be willing to address it, and I'll do the same for you. We should use reason to decide what the best course of action is BEFORE we get incredibly emotional. >sense of humor. Don't let life get you down. >into the same shit I am. animation, music, philosophy, science for guys: >twink/trap/feminine guy
18/f Dream guy >Tall (6'+) >Easy going qt >I don't care about what you look like, just don't be like super obese. (Bigger guys who are built are extra cute) >Daddy in the sheets, best friend in the streets >plz be funny because Im a sucker for silly guys >Go on adventures and travel the world with me >be aware of social issues > plz cuddle with me too kik abazaba18
>>23130328 18/m/UK I fit in almost all your parametres but one. I'm not that much of an introvert, although I would love doing the list that came just after. No tats or piercings, neither want any. Want to get married, but decided on kids.
I'll leave my kik here, even if it is just for some random conversation
I'd like someone very similar to me so I suppose I'll just list my qualities to kill two birds with one stone.
I'm 20/M/USA Want 18-21/F/USA
>6ft (I'd prefer if you're shorter than me but doesn't matter.) >190lbs (Chubby is fine but not obese) >Caucasian (Caucasian, Asian or Latino is fine with me) >Introverted >Fairly shy >Prefer to stay inside playing vidya/tabletop games/reading/watching movies >No partying/drinking >No drugs >Don't particularly care for sex, but I'll take care of your needs. >Want someone that I can take care of and can take care of me. >I have an income but don't own a car. >I think I'm decently fun to be around. >I'd say I'm fairly smart. I'm working on making a video game. >I can be witty. Good sense of humor. >I'm caring and nice to people I'm close to. >I'm a decent cook >I draw sometimes, am decent at it. >Organized and clean >I can deal with emotional issues
>>23130328 I think I've got ya covered >21/M/USA >5'11" >Ginger >Whitest kid you know >Working towards my science degree >Very optimistic and regimented in achieving my goals >Family is important. >Loyal to a fault, honesty is important, I guess I'm a respectable gent >Low key and not overly cocky or self-critical >fit (not /fit/ which is sometimes closer to athletic, but i maintain myself) >No piercing, will get tats in a couple of years >Mostly introverted, more outgoing 1 on 1 vs. in groups >Yes. Big outdoors guy and very active >Losing track of time in a park talking about life and discussing things in depth >Passively interested in politics >Fuck yes. I hash it out then get over it and work to a favorable agreement. kik: jeffter
>Lifts >Eats healthy >Gives no excuses >Works >If not working, then school >Smart (no stupid people) >Tall would be great but I don't give a fuck >Not a tumblrina. >Open minded >Doesn't talk to ex boyfriends >Not a dick >Isn't a prude, I can't date a christian. >Isn't a virgin (Dick so big I gotta fuck girls who have fucked before. Not bragging, just the truth) >Likes good bourbon/beer/wine/anything >Has a stance on equality like Bernie Sanders in that everyone is equal and we should stop bitching about it. >Can be a racist, sexist, asshole when we're alone. >Has a sense of humor to go with the previous point. >Brown hair (not super picky though) >Determined >Into good music of all kinds, open to metalcore >Into tattoos/piercings
>22-26 >Blonde hair, 5'-5'5", fairly skinny, Slavic type of look >Beleives in a strong family structure >Pursues her own goals and has hobbies >Kind towards others, not manipulative or a sociopath >Opinionated but intelligent, free thinker >Loyal and faithful to friends, partner, and family >loving and wants to be loved >higher morality >sexual but monogamous
My dream guy: >18-25 >tall (i'm 5"9"+) >idc about hair and eye color but i'm a sucker for dark hair/light eyes combination >prefferably European >fit to slightly chubby >broad shoulders >maybe has tattoos or piercings >smoker/drinker >is into soft drugs >has a job or goes to school >knows what he wants from life and is willing to do anything to get it >is a good cook or at least trying to be >witty, sarcastic and honest >intelligent >talkative >quite outgoing, but is willing to stay at home some nights and watch stupid shows and movies on the couch >is not into anime and weeb shit >is affectionate and caring >is somewhat romantic >has a hobby or something that he is passionate about >is spontaneous >is patient, understanding, tolerant and knows when to be serious >is kinky >dominant (not just in bed)
>>23132810 Well, aside from European and the dark hair you've got me. Not hyper-intelligent or on a one track mind, but I've got my life figured out and a strong future. I've even worked in four star kitchens.
> Over 6' Society has this fucked up notion that shorties are the ideal standard in a woman, this is because men are expected to protect women, fuck that, if she gets herself into trouble she can get herself out of it. > Won't argue with me The worst thing possible is when you're stating your opinion and someone says, "actually", you can shut your trap right now is what you can do, I'm not suddenly going to have an epiphany over something you're saying to contradict me, all you're trying to do is undermine me, stop it. > Doesn't watch Anime Every woman who watches Anime likes the same old crap, your Anime and Manga levels aren't on the same as mine, if you try and talk about it with me you'll just end up embarrassing yourself. > Speaks only American I don't want you to have some secret gobbledigook code language you can use to insult me behind my back, in my presence you will use American and American only. > Has no ego or self confidence issues I hate women who strut around thinking they're beautiful and women who slug their shoulders like they're embarrassed to exist, you will never know you're beautiful until a man tells you, until then don't worry about it.
Dream guy >cosplays >likes small dogs (I have one) >likes weeby shit >doesn't want kids >at least 6'0 (I'm a sucker for height differences) >will take me out to get froyo >willing to build pillow forts with me and have hot cocoa and marshmallows >will carry me around the house >non-religious >not a complete health nut (I wanna make chicken nuggets with someone) >will do 5K's with me on occasion > no drugs and doesn't smoke
I'm 5'1 In school and have a part time job I'm a huge weeb and cosplayer
>at least a 7/10 >into vinyl and dadrock >loves cars or at least respects my hobby >quiet but not too quiet >meh level libido (im not black sorry) >no tattoos or serious piercings >lets me lick da feetz >hates clubs and going out to loud annoying places >likes photography
>>23133179 Oh, well you should watch/read it. It's a good series, and genuinely funny. I'm glad it grew so popular because I've been keeping up with it since it first started and was always trying to get people into it.
seeking: >female >21-26 >smart, genuine interests we can speculate and talk about beyond just entertainment and vices >sentimental love of learning and a cultured worldview, possibly religious upbringing or views >strong willed and passionate, can argue and fight playfully without getting mad about it >has her own opinions in life that aren't just cookie-cutter >somewhat conservative social views, or at least not extremely liberal ones >does not use recreational drugs, preferably does not drink alcohol either >not a complete homebody; somebody who does things and I can go out hiking with >loving and direct romantically as well as sexually; not a cold person >I personally appear dark or brown haired women of eastern european descent (poland/ukraine/serb/Jewish), but this doesn't really matter >in canada or nearby/ okay with one of us moving
>Out of the closet. >Fine doing things like holding my hand and other romantic stuff >Likes going on dates. >23 - 42ish. >Respectful of my sexual quirks. >Average looks/body. This is just a practicality thing. I am both of those things and have had bad experiences with people out of my league in looks and body. >Facial hair is a major plus. >Taller than me is also a plus. >Hipster style without the actual hipster elitism. >Nerd like me. I don't want to have to withhold my enthusiasm for a show, game, movie, etc. >Some sort of creative streak. >Intelligent and curious about the world. >Talkative, but fine with bouts of silence from me. >Tolerant of my lack of experience in life and adulting. I have legitimate reasons for this and I'm working on it. >Similar sex drive. We can bang a couple times a week, but I can't do every night. >Honest and monogamous. >Open to exposing each other to new ideas/things. >Not into drugs or alcohol. >Not racist or sexist or anything like that. >Bonus if he's compatible with my friends. Though they're frequently an intolerable group, so not a dealbreaker if he isn't.
Dream Girl >somewhere around my age, 18-23 >likes to smoke weed >have an outgoing personality to counteract my quietness >intelligent, someone with an interest in sciences >honesty, or at least straight up and isnt scared to say something if something doesn't feel right >probably someone shorter than me <6'0 >someone with big glasses >sub in bed >someone who likes to chill and play vidya and preferably someone better than me at vidya, like someone who can challenge me to get better >someone to lift with as well >someone to chill and watch cartoons instead of partying occasionally
>older than me (26-30) >chubby/strongfat >beards are nice if they're maintained well >glasses and tattoos are a plus but not mandatory >lives near me >gentle, kind, honest, loving, loyal, respectful, thoughtful, appreciative >clever, well read, good conversationalist, funny, interesting, goofy, nerdy >loves animals >similar interests/hobbies/lifestyle >stoner >creative, has a passion in life >has some of his shit together >not a shut in >genuinely interested in me, effusive, complementary, patient >likes bbw/feet/body hair >passionate and thorough in bed, loves to give head >not violent or aggressive, doesn't play power games >enjoys my cooking
Dream Person: >18-26(ish) >height doesn't matter >same with gender >likes dank memes, shitposting, and shitty jokes >preferably lighter skin tone (doesn't mean white) >is active, and will support me being active >likes nature, and animals >can be dominant and submissive in bed >will try to be the best person they can be >will work on character flaws, and will be serious about them >doesn't mind a hectic schedule >isn't controlling, but is possessive >doesnt afraid of anything >extroverted
Me: Pic related >is laid back >somewhat extroverted >extremely intelligent >is slightly a narcissist >spends too much time online >weeb >likes vidya
Dream Woman : >qt >ginger or blonde (shallow I know but every man has his favorites. Obviously it doesn't matter but it's just my favorites) >pale >kind of kinky >likes wearing pretty underwear >likes cuddling >would be happy to spend a day cuddling in our underwear >nerdy >at least casually into vidya >likes cosplay >has good taste in music and can share her tastes with me. Likes shitty 80s pop >likes 80s movies >creative in some way, expressed herself >knows how to be supportive when I need it >supportive of my goals and aspirations >has goals and is driven, doesn't just want to sit around >confident in some way >funny >likes small little displays of love like little gifts and stuff >romantic , likes going out >likes to dress up >likes to dress down in private
Dream Guy: >5'6" or taller >loves cats >loves reading >loves art >wants to start a shitty band with me >reads to me >lets me take photos of him >likes to wander around aimlessly people watching >listens to music a lot (good music) >doesn't have too tight of a schedule >is open to trying anything and everything >dark hair and warm eyes >not obese but not super thin, perfect cuddle size >intelligent >can cook (or doesn't mind eating tacos forever) >will go with me to shows >is a little more outgoing than I am
Me >dark brown hair >blue eyes >short at 5'8 >slim/average body type >white >19 >natural look (no makeup or shit like that) >somewhat thin >living with my dad, not making much money (dad is very sick its only me and him) >Decent looking >Can keep up a convo, I resort to sarcasm >Winchester/Stephens City VA
What I want >pale/sickly/lethargic/goth girl >long dark hair >Around the same height but I could do with anything from 5'0 to 6'1 >dry/dark/dead pan personality >Shy >100% loyal and honest. I cannot budge on this one. >Willing to indulge my simple fetishes and taste >Likes spending a lot of time together >Likes cuddling and kissing >wants to put effort into me
Me >Brown hair and eyes >6ft 1 >White >Male >21 >Aircraft Mechanic >Skinny not full skeleton mode >Tattoos >I love to go on adventures, sky dive, snowboard, hike/mountain climb, photography, art, and going to every show possible >Living in the uk for work but I move back to the us next week
Female >18-24 >I don't care about height, hair/eye color >Likes to spontaneously just go on trips or anything >Not obese >Tattoos are always a plus >Into music and shows >Someone I can joke around with all day
Basically someone who is just down for anything and everything while being a decent person
>outgoing but no overly social >can talk about other things than herself >have curly short ginger hair >fair skin >muscular but not overly built >big tits with visible nipples >like slutty dresses >don't invade my personal space >let me have time with other people >have more sex drive than me >is a problem solver >likes laughing,almost excessively
This is me >female >5'7 >loner,shy,introverted,isolated etc >plays mmos casually Dream guy >enjoys fantasy literature and or victorian history >quiet, nonflirtatious >gollum like traits >passionate >generally positive person and doesnt let things bring him down but doesnt really have interest in dating therefore >would never cheat on me because they may be misanthropist >doesnt ask for sympathy/pity >possibly a lot older than me or at least 19-53(doesnt care for sex or hookups isnt superficial) >bonus if they have a creative side but are not cocky about it >are happy being alone and dont need others acceptance >always wanting to learn >preferably british >wants to live in cave
Huh, interesting. I pretty much fit that except for being flirtatious when I see a good chance to be witty about it. Well, and I'm not British. I do play Lotro fairly casually as well. Creative? Eh, some painting and writing.
by gollum traits i mean a bit menacing, unique, possibly facial similarity; an accomplice but not manipulative. If anyone likes the description my kik is beesleigh(not to sound desperate but open to friends)
>>23134678 Lel maybe you should just add me and we can find out!
Regardless: >dark brown hair (extremely thick and wavy) >light brown eyes with a little green mixed in >about 170-180lbs and decently fit, 6'0'' tall >studying software engineering right now, but thinking about doing some volunteer work with young kids (also planning to get an internship in my field in summer) >used to play a lot of vidya games but now I only really play with friends >love manga and anime >pretty introverted and mysterious... but I've been improving that >really affectionate and idealistic if you can inspire those feelings in me >loyal/not a manhoe
>Dream Girl Any girl with an appreciation for good indie rock, rap, and electronic music is already a winner. Also being cool with being the subject of my Instagram photos would be dope. Usually when you hit certain combination of interests, they correlate with other interests and attract a certain type of person so I'm not gonna be super descriptive. I've been loving Indians lately though. Pics are girls I'd realistically hit on.
>5'6" or taller 6'4" >loves cats I don't love all of them, but good cats are worth their weight in gold >loves reading And writing, most reading is articles and scientific journals but usually a book or two a month >loves art Specific to museums? I hope that includes symphony, opera, ballet, etc. >wants to start a shitty band with me Shoegaze? Post-rock? Death metal? I assume you want to sing. I've got bass and back ups. >reads to me I have an excellent voice and love doing the characters...hell, I'd read something for you either way >lets me take photos of him Good at posing, too, but not in a cheesy way >likes to wander around aimlessly people watching And concocting stories for the especially strange looking ones, right? >listens to music a lot (good music) See other answers about bands and art. I'll even introduce you to some rap if it's not a genre you enjoy. >doesn't have too tight of a schedule My career is fun, rewarding and flexible. >is open to trying anything and everything Hiking a snow mountain trail to a hot spring unspoiled by humans. That's just off the top of my head. >dark hair and warm eyes yes and yes >not obese but not super thin, perfect cuddle size WAS obese, lost a lot of weight the last 18 months. Big but built now. >intelligent I try, too hard sometimes, but I get by. >can cook (or doesn't mind eating tacos forever) Experimental in the kitchen. I got honestly very excited when I got a crock pot for Christmas. >will go with me to shows All kinds, but I assume this is music. >is a little more outgoing than I am Depends how outgoing you are, but I am.
31/M/Michigan. Dream girl: > Nerdy, alternative, squirrely, or otherwise quirky in appearance. > Fine with cats. > Meat eater. > Petite is cute, a little extra is fine too, but not obese. > Hair longer than several inches. > Probably not black. I'm not racist, but my dick is. > Likes cats. > Listens to something other than hip-hop or current pop non-stop. > Plays video games. > Nerdy in general hobbies and likes. > Average is good, but smart is better. > Likes to cuddle and watch movies. > Maybe drinks or smokes weed here and there. > Very submissive in the bedroom. > Likes degradation, roughness, and sluttyness in the bedroom. > Likes to swallow, and be cum in. > On birth control, or just can't have babies. > 18-32 years old.
Basics >at least reasonably cute/attractive >slim or fit build >well-kempt facial hair or clean shaven (I'm not a fan of large beards) >generally a decently interesting person (passionate or skilled at something) >not a stoner, not racist or blatantly sexist >reasonably mature, able to communicate like an adult (typing like a kid is a huge turnoff)
Personality >shy, socially awkward >low self-esteem >perhaps a bit clingy, but not to the point where it's pathetic >will try to flirt with me while I respond with cold indifference >will stick around despite me toying with and teasing him endlessly >not a total pushover; able to handle me making frequent jabs at him and undermining his self confidence >interested in me, not just desperate
If you feel like you fit the profile, my Kik/Skype is nebytiye
I'm 25/M/MA kik: toastedtoaster >I bounce between athletic and a little chub > speak fluent Japanese, half Japanese > own my own business > play games casually > love to go out and dance (I've been dancing since I was a kid) > outdoors and concerts are awesome > I'm a little sarcastic, making jokes all the time > a good cook > love animals
Dream girl: >a little nerdy, plays some video games > Brunette > strong eyebrows > prefer sexy over cute > tall: above 5'5 (I'm either 5'10 or 5'11) > likes to eat, not afraid to try new things > speaking Japanese is a plus, as I'm half Japanese > thin, athletic, or a little chubby > I'm pretty vanilla with sex, so I don't care. > has a sense of humor > cooking is a plus > must like animals
Me: >20/M/US >Going to uni majoring in Business (Computers more specifically) >Like vidya, stand up, generally talking and hanging out with people i dont dislike >say funny things sometimes >meh looking at best >5'11" >honest, loyal, and a hopeless romantic >white, brown hair, brown eyes
Ideal girl: >preferred shorter than me but taller would also be ok >18-23 >white >preferably no tatts or piercings besides earrings or something like that >submissive generally >clingy is bonus points >not overweight or whale-tier >not a drug person
Me 26/m/canada 5'11, 200lbs (square kinda body) normal looking I guess
I'd be looking for someone with a personality that's kinda >Passionate and highly educated about cars and/or math, very interested in firearms but is a beginner at them >Not a "nice girl", fairly pragmatic, logical person with a penchant for mostly harmless mischief and pranks >Introverted, soft-spoken >Inherently a little submissive, normal-looking on the outside, blending in to be left in freedom when alone >Despite a flexible and relative moral center, deep loyalty and honesty can be earned
I'm flexible on the physical side >Could be a woman or a guy, either way I like very short and thin. Like 5ft tall and ~90lbs >Very feminine, dainty features preferred >bonus if blonde or redhead, I'm not huge with brown hair
Dream 3d waifu >white or asian >height below 6'1" >anywhere from thin to muscley >actually tries to lift >is okay if not as serious lifter as me >likes animes but not the episodic super long running shows or sao >health conscious >in school and has worked/works customer service >kinda lazy but has fun doing things now and then >similar work schedule >can hang with my friend groups >possibly played tbc/wotlk back in the day? >vidya surprisingly unimportant though >logical(no pseudo-feminisn required) >laid back >cute
This me >6' >white >190 lb >a lot of things from the dream 3d waifu section is me >lift very regularly. Lifestyle. >love anime >try to keep up with the seasons >PC vidya since I was 3. Mostly just mess around with friends now tho >applied math major >working delivery to make money >brown hair/dyes >attractive? >laid back
No waifu no laifu. Add my kik or sc: pyrell. Just tell me you came from here
>>23130328 >Not younger than me, my age or up to 22 18yo here >At least my height or taller is 187cm ok? >Preferably dark hair, but I very much enjoy gingers as well, I'm a sucker for curly hair Does curly dark blonde hair count >Probably white, most of the black dudes I know wear their pants at their knees and say nigga all the time I'm a southern slav ;) >Working towards their career in some way, making plans to work towards it, or at least figuring out what they want to do, not a NEET High chance of being accepted in college, in high school, have long term plans. >Someone with goals and hopes and dreams I have them, maybe too much of them. >Wants kids and wants to get married me too >Not overly confident or cocky, but also doesn't talk about their flaws all the time The opposite of the former, but I contemplate my flaws myself without talking about them. >Not overweight I'm not, actually quite skinny >Maybe some tattoos and piercings I have none >More introverted, would enjoy just sitting and relaxing at home with me watching movies, cooking, playing vidya, playing board games, etc. I'm very introverted, the first to activities I like, but I'm a PC gamer and not very interested in board games. >Still enjoys the outdoors, might go camping or hiking or a picnic every now and then, maybe ride bikes around town Does mushroom and herb picking count? >Likes deep conversations or long conversations absolutely >Not extremely into politics Well you got me here, I've actually been intrested in becoming a politician :) >Won't go to sleep mad or hold a grudge, will talk through their feelings and let me know what they think As long as it's rationally resolved, yes
Likes anime, video games and cons, but also loves to tailgate and support her team (doesn't matter what sport)
Works out ( doesn't have to just lift, can do rock climbing, yoga, etc just something that I can join in and that keeps her active, a persons body is important and should be treated as such...and I dont mean has to be a 4% body fat fitness model)
Would humor me and either try full action larping or be into going to events with me as I go pretty regularly.
Has a good job with a plan on where she wants to be in five to ten years. Or an equivalent is a job they love but understands if that means making less money to do it, to not be mad that I spend my money on things I enjoy because I work hard for mine.
Understand that I'm not a people person but the few friends I have are 8+ year friends and they are the best group of people ever so just because I don't want to meet new people, don't like being forced to interact with people I don't want to, does not make me a jerk.
Have her own friends ( quick ask your girlfriend to name 6 friends....feel free to post results)
Want to learn new things (doesn't matter what, just take up a new hobby from time to time)
>height doesn't matter as long as I can pick her up >darker hair with light eyes >good sense of sarcasm and dark humor >doesn't mind dirt, gardening, and being outside >a little artistic and enjoys books >open to new people and isn't completely introverted >wants to travel and hike the world >cuddler
Myself, >6'2 >athletic but striving for more >a few tattoos and getting more >drawfag and photography >big into cooking >garden inside and out >can fix your car
prefacing with the fact that you should be within a year or so of my age, 18
character/personality: >religious >somewhat shy >moderate to higher level of intelligence (above average) >enjoys movies/games >wants to be a homemaker and wifey >enjoys preparing food and that >wants children >semi-passionate about whatever it is that they are doing >honest and empathetic >possess good inter/intrapersonal skills >modest >submissive >playful and has a good sense of humour >is aware of where they stand emotionally >no drugs, alcohol, or partying >down to earth >hygenic >can be lazy with me >likes cats >loyal duh >an element of
physical attributes: >white lol >not skinny and not fat, everything else is cool >likes to keep fit but not excessively >about 6'0 or anywhere below >no piercings or tattoos >natural hair colour >a cutey
knowing me, there's probably a whole bunch of important stuff I left out by accident, so add my on kik/skype/steam at pernphon
welp why not i guess myself first?? 18/f >5'4 >a bit chubby >brown hair & eyes >shy >hate doing things by myself >sarcastic as fuck >physically affectionate, i just wanna cuddle and hold someones hand 24/7 >work part time but i hate it >i act tough but in reality i'm a big gay baby >kinda sensitive >spend most of my time playing video games >also enjoy drawing, animals, reading, and movies >can be kinda clingy >shit memory >introvert
you maybe???? idk. 18-23/m >white >6' or taller, the taller the better (i'm a sucker for height differences) >deep voice >dark hair >slim or medium build >likes teasing me physically and verbally >dominant in bed >big veiny hands >must play vidya with me >would enjoy taking care of me >no facial hair >introvert like me, but wouldn't mind going out occasionally >same music taste as me, mainly into metalcore >pls no drugs, drinking is okay as long as you're not getting shit faced every night
>>23132810 >18-25 20 (in a month) >tall (i'm 5"9"+) 6'2 >idc about hair and eye color but i'm a sucker for dark hair/light eyes combination Dark hair/blue eyes master race >prefferably European Norwegian >fit to slightly chubby ye >broad shoulders ye >maybe has tattoos or piercings Might get some tattoos, but piercings are degenerate >smoker/drinker smoking is degenerate, but i drink from time to time >is into soft drugs absolutely degenerate >has a job or goes to school conscripted into the military, going in 3 months >knows what he wants from life and is willing to do anything to get it ye >is a good cook or at least trying to be still learning >witty, sarcastic and honest yep >intelligent i like to think i am >talkative sometimes >quite outgoing, but is willing to stay at home some nights and watch stupid shows and movies on the couch sure >is not into anime and weeb shit anime/weeb shit is degenerate as fuck >is affectionate and caring yes >is somewhat romantic somewhat >has a hobby or something that he is passionate about yes >is spontaneous i suppose i am >is patient, understanding, tolerant and knows when to be serious define tolerant. otherwise yes >is kinky hell yes >dominant (not just in bed) yes
>>23145818 well its not just a physical thing honestly, think about it. if i dont want tattoos and piercings and lack the metal music taste, i can imagine we're quite different people. it's not called "dream guy/girl" for nothing anon. we'll all find someone
>>23145865 of course not, i dont expect that considering its unlikely im someones dream guy. however, theres some things that its hard for two people to avoid agreeing on. It's really not something id want on a girl, and im sure she'd rather i be someone into that stuff.
That's like saying its not a big deal if someone who is extremely homophobe can be with someone whos an active gay rights supporter... that sort of thing just wont work out i dont think.
Perhaps it's a bit of an extreme example but you see what I mean hopefully.
Me: >21 >female >5'6 and 120 lbs >middle-eastern, living in Canada >statistics student >ex-NEET/shut-in
>18 - 25 >5'9 or taller >as pale as I am >soft wavy/curly hair >about as fit as me (I swim fairly regularly, if he was into swimming it would be a bonus) >doesn't smoke/drink >is currently in/ has attended university >shy and sweet >honest about what he wants >enjoys cuddling and romantic fluff >into vidya/anime of all kinds, doesn't mind my moe/loli/fujoshit and porn >enjoys the D as much as I do, open to a three-way with another guy
Me: >24/m/straight >goddammit, 95% of the people who will see this post just stopped reading >6'1, 140lbs (yeah, I plan to work on that twigginess) >love music,hockey, making others laugh, tv/video games >play guitar, enjoy writing music >introverted >In a real conversation I like to be to-the-point >unsure of what to do in life but I want to amount to something
Seems like an unpopular move but if we're being real here I'll say some flaws: >I don't get mad often but if you piss me off I'll hold a grudge >motivation/productivity vary wildly day by day >I care too much about what others think of me >shy towards people I don't know well
Dreamgrill: >of course be into all the stuff I am >can sing and plays an instrument (maybe teach me to play violin/piano) >generally fun and a bit spontaneous when we're out >can make me smile after a rough day >will help me work through what flaws I want to change and not push any that are just who I am Looks are hard to specify because different features can make a woman so attractive for different reasons. That said, I seem to be attracted towards white girls from NA, Eastern Europe & the Nordic countries.
>Tall, doesn't matter how tall but if you're lanky and a skeleton thats a plus >Smokes cigarettes >Morbid Humor, veryyy morbid >Pretty nerdy, nerds out about scientific stuff >Intelligent >Skeleton looking fingers >Very sarcastic humor >19-25 >Has varying interests >Open to talk about everything >Will do reckless thrilling shit >Into the horror genre >Dark romantic maybz >Gotta be atleast good looking to me Music doesn't really matter but not a fan of a druggie I could careless about abs, or muscles Acne doesn't really affect how attractive i find a person If you're kinda a abrasive dick thats good too
>>23146880 Oh yeah as for me 5''1' 110 lbs long hair pale Heavily morbid/Sarcastic humor A bit of a shut in but i like to go places and eat food Goofbally Don't like physical contact too much, a germaphobe as well My music tastes vary from industrial to 80s new wave junk 21, and a chick
>420 friendly >short >plays video games as much as me >kind of clingy bc I'm into that >intelligent >kind and understanding >lady in the streets etc. etc. >can take blunt honesty >likes rock and rap >doesn't take herself too seriously
I don't why but I've always been attracted to slightly mentally unstable girls and I guess that hasn't changed
>18-23 >Genuinely enjoys video games beyond shit like candy crush >Skinny >Sleepy all the time and likes to cuddle >Hates the idea of casual sex >Loyal >Pale >Likes weeb stuff and anime >Mean to most people on the internet but nice to me >Has a nice voice and will talk to me all night >Very introverted, doesn't like parties and clubs >Is either a virgin themselves or won't judge me for being a kissless virgin and negatively compare me to past partners >Will sit on my face while she plays video games
>tfw reading these and some of these dream girls could really exist >tfw mine is impossible
Personality - >Somehow extroverted >Passionate when it comes to her hobbies >Has an independent, no-nonsense personality >Smart, well-read and informed >Mainly optimistic; I don't mind pessimistic girls if they, at the very least, treat their pessimism lightly >Enjoys and nature and travelling >Diverse taste in music; this is not obligatory, but a +20 in my book >Loves art - the mediums can be music, cinema, literature, etc. >Has a firm sense of who she is >Honest >Affectionate >Not overtly-sensitive, and laid-back >Confident about her own ideology >Down to earth >Talkative; I love it when I can have long conversations about a wide range of topics with people
>Slim or average >5'2 - 5'8 >I mainly prefer girls with long hair >I generally prefer white girls, but I don't mind if she's dark skinned >No acne/acne scars >Natural hair
Sexuality - >Somehow kinky >Enjoys foreplay >Active - willing to have sex a couple of times a week
>>23146928 >5''1' Perfect. >110 lbs [perfection intensifies] >long hair Please be mine. >pale Stop being what I want so much. >Heavily morbid/Sarcastic humor Ok this can't be real, you're just fishing for dudes that like all these things right? >A bit of a shut in but i like to go places and eat food >Goofbally Nothing wrong here. >Don't like physical contact too much, a germaphobe as well fuggg I like cuddling >My music tastes vary from industrial to 80s new wave junk >21, and a chick
Me >19/M/WA >White >Green eyes >5'11" 190lbs (not fat) >Decent looking but not photogenic at all. >No smoking or drugs. >Exceptionally good at listening. >Reserved, but outgoing when needed. >Odd sense of humor...
Enjoys >Vidya (console games a shit (minus metal gear)). >Playing with metal. >Exploring abandoned buildings. >Chinese cartoons. >Firearms (these are my favorite). >Cooking/baking
Ideal Partner 19-25/F/Northern Europe >Close to my height. >Healthy weight, not fat or toothpick. Or fit. >Bleach blond or dark brown short hair. >Green or blue eyes. >Smart >No smoking or drugs. >Reserved but outgoing when needed. >Knows how to actually cook from scratch (none of that box shit counts). >Playful (playful bully is fun when boundaries aren't crossed (I fight back)). >Cuddlely, but not too much. >Doesn't want kids.
Enjoys >Outdoor hobbies (will drag me into them). >Woodworking. >Vidya. >Chinese cartoons. >Firearms (huge bonus). >Cooking/Baking.
If by some chance chance there's someone who fits the build my contact info is SamB000001 (kik/skype).
Physical: Really I'm not picky, her personality is what really matters, but I'll go specific for the sake of the thread. >ages 16-20 >short, like 5' - 5'6" >small and defined facial features >dark or tanned skin >black hair >big, brown eyes that I can stare into >small breasts >pear shape figure with thick thighs and butt >piercings and tattoos are okay, but not too many
Personality: This is what's really important to me >talkative and interactive, but understands an introverted personality >love of nature and the outdoors >love of animals and pets >love of cuddling >love of sex >somewhat nerdy, interested in technology and vidya >willing to try new things >not materialistic >not afraid to rough it sometimes, like backpacking and camping >open to listening to my problems and talking about her own >smokes weed >is down to just sit around and chill sometimes (not always up and at em) >affectionate when the time is right >recognizes her own faults as well as the faults of others >non-judgmental and accepting of other's views even if she doesn't necessarily agree with them (within reason of course)
Sexually: >not strictly sub or dom, willing to switch it up a little >down to have sex on the reg
A little bit about me: You can probably tell what kind of person I am by reading the above, so I'll just mention a few physical traits. >age 18 >6'1" >very long blonde hair >tanned skin >somewhat fit, I exercise regularly but don't go to the gym >7.5"
>My ideal female partner is: Im looking for a honey lover. She must be able to literally drink raw honey with me at least to try it once. Be cool with me bee keeping and being a rapper/public speaker/curiosity. I want some eye contact that inspires me and scares me a little bit because I need it. Beautiful everything please. Truly sensitive and assertive like me. Being honest, forgiving, and peaceful. Please please please be financially responsible and modestly cute. I just need what I need and I need you to be that way too because if we're in this for the love hajl then let's get it right from the start, yea?! Done with the drug experimentation phase. Like completely done and will never abuse anything if at all possible. Be capable of mustering up the courage to Beth multiple children because I truly desire a mating partner at my age. When we kiss I want you to slide super close to me and hold yourself against me like we're falling to our deaths from the sky, sometimes. Haha. Umm I like boobies and fit perfectly formed butt cheeks of any size. Healthy diet choices and a high value for health and sharing. OMG sharing is the most important thing for me to instill in these kids were talking about here, k honey? We're going to be raising our ideal humans here. If we want to do this we need to make a list and check it twice, thrice even. That list is a bucket list from our own consciousness and conquer our dreams one at a time apart or together. To finish off k will say your height and weight are of no concern to me but you must care about health and be able to run/jog/yoga/ bike/ swim/ climb/ and be animated in general. Lively would be the word I'm looking for.
This is a little scatter brained but I'm on my phone and it's late here so I'm not editing it.
I'm 24 years old, Caucasian, male, blue eyes, angelic features, handsome, healthy, amazingly brutally honest and loving. Easily the most compassionate person I know. I'm dominant and smarter than most.
>slightly older than me (+3-10 years) >a genuinely nice person, polite >self assured and confident, mature, knows what he wants and deserves >genuinely intelligent! (Not relaying random facts that he read off the Internet smarts), but able speak and voice his opinions eloquently >has lots of outdoorsy interests >will want to share and teach me in his outdoor pursuits, and will be interested in being involved in mine >isn't interested in video games/tv/movies >able to take care of himself, can do his own cooking, maintains a tidy living space >respects me >will pay me lots of affection and be really really nice to me and hold my hand >isn't into any weird sexual stuff, I'm quite tame >wants to eventually settle down with me and have babs
Physically >5'10+ and physically fit >long hair >idk as long as I find them attractive
>Not fat >at least 5/10 >White >Cleans >Cooks >Looks after her self, hygienic. >Gives me sex on the tap >Not afraid of motorcycles, and interested in purchasing one for her self some time down the line >Not afraid of getting dirty, shooting guns, camping, hunting etc.. >Loyal >Honest >Can joke around >Doesn't get offended by racist jokes >Swears >Likes horror / action films >Likes rap / 80's and a bit of euro-dance
>>23147591 >I'm sporty and do a lot of cycling, yoga, swimming and climbing. >I keep on reading the same books because I forget to go to the library. I like anything beautifully written >work full time and genuinely enjoy my job, trying to save money so I can go on more holidays >very content with where I am in life >honestly, bit of a loner, i can become over stimulated in large crowds quite easily >currently trying to improve my cooking and baking (I've made a lot of half risen loaves of bread this month) >5'9, athletic build, long brown hair
Dream girl: >A bit more extroverted than I am >Wants my attention, but doesn't drive me crazy over it when i'm busy with my career aspirations >Will cook for me and rub my belly after I eat (will literally wife a girl who does this) >Shorter than me (anywhere under 6'0") >Doesn't have a cat that she thinks is more important than herself
>slightly older than me (+3-10 years) 26 >a genuinely nice person, polite I won't say 'to a fault sometimes' because it's worth being polite to people who aren't polite back but never letting them step on you. >self assured and confident, mature, knows what he wants and deserves Career and dreams juxtaposed with a grounded knowledge of what I need in my day-to-day life. >genuinely intelligent! (Not relaying random facts that he read off the Internet smarts), but able speak and voice his opinions eloquently I was actually an op/ed writer in high school and college. >has lots of outdoorsy interests Have a membership in an outdoor program where guides take people on hikes, ski spots and the like. It's loads of fun. >will want to share and teach me in his outdoor pursuits, and will be interested in being involved in mine Time together outside? Absolutely. >isn't interested in video games/tv/movies Here's my one miss. I'm a cinaphile and enjoy unusual and interesting video games. Not my entire life, but they bring me a lot of joy. >able to take care of himself, can do his own cooking, maintains a tidy living space Very clean, to a point where I try to get my roommates into good habits to keep the house clean (without being a jerk). >respects me I usually respect people who hold themselves and others to high standards like these. >will pay me lots of affection and be really really nice to me and hold my hand Cuddling too? >isn't into any weird sexual stuff, I'm quite tame Vanilla. I find that with a little digging, most fetishes just come down to either gratuity or insecurity. >wants to eventually settle down with me and have babs Lovely, it's a real dream of mine.
Physically >5'10+ and physically fit 6'4" >long hair Medium, sometimes short. I've worn it long before, but I think I wear short better. >idk as long as I find them attractive To each, their own.
>6'5 >Fitness is super important almost too important >Have a very good job and should have my degree by years end. >confident I will say sometimes my confidence comes off cocky and its a shame because I'm super genuine and nice. >I like to consider myself well read and intelligent >can hold a conversation by myself >clean freak >I'm a master cook when I'm cooking what I enjoy, mediocre the rest of the time. >pretty romantic and traditional
I dont have long hair but no one can be perfect. I also go to movies with friends regularly but like I said no one can be perfect.
My dreamgirl is an online girl only. Just a person to talk to about anything. I'm actually a relatively successful man, married and have kids. Good job. Healthy relationship with the missus. She just isn't able to give me what I want in some places. Some of them are emotional, some of them are platonic, heck, some even kinky. I enjoy talking to girls/women. I enjoy their company online.
Just be a sweet girl and enjoy some videogames and TV shows, so we can have something to talk about and break the ice with, and we'll build up a healthy platonic friendship from there.
My Dream Girl... Uhhh, i dunno, female, or feminine dude, trans / traps work ya know
Chill, above all else. Height not important, weight not important Being into games and stuff would be cool Probably should like animals, i'm into exotics, and looking to make a career out of exotic animal handling, so yeah
Oh! Like to think - i don't care what its about, just like to think about stuff, whether you like solving problems, working out whats happening in shows, or deconstructing movies during the movie, whatever You can be into like, advanced particle physics, and I don't care, I love talking and learning, and especially learning things other people love, because it shows a lot about them ya know? So have a thing, or at least like to think about things. I dunno what else besides that desu - I'm an average dude just breaking into his 20s with all the questions and issues that come with that territory, so if you're there to, thats pretty cool. I'm average height, average body, little more frumpy than preferred though, and brown hair/eyes, 21 years old. Live in SoCal, feel free to say hi kik: reathien19
Girl Kind Straightforward Honest Troll White Knight Intelligent Independent Read challenging material Speak anorher language or is learning Has lots to teach me Knows she has lots to learn Varied interests Passionate Likes to make fun of me Likes to be made fun of Traumatized Self esteem seesaw but pretty confident Writer or painter or philosopher or all of them Sadistic Masochistic Likes causing and feeling pain sexually Likes blood Child-like wonder Funny, makes me laugh intentionally and just by being herself Wants to talk about books Optimist Likes nature And religion Religious or nonreligious Can play an instrument Calls me out on my bullshit Martial artist
>from 20 to 30 >1.70cm+ (i'm 1,55) >doesn't matter race >clear skin >not fat >smartish >funny >kind >likes animals >likes weapons >has a job or is in uni, basically not a deadbeat >clingy >not a party kind of guy >religious or at least conservative >doesn't drink/smoke/do drugs/hang with hoes >loyal >not as shy as me, but not extrovert enough to intimidate me >has a nice voice >is nice to me >wants a lot of kids, a cute cozy house, and pets >wants a traditional marriage >not too sexually experienced bc i'm an insecure kissless virgin >likes to stay in an cuddle watching horror movies in a blanket fort >anything else isn't that important
ME >20/M/Asian/Hong Kong >non-religious/student >5'11" 121 lbs >smoker >patient to listen to others' deep shits somewhat having problems on dealing my own shits >unsure about what i gonna do at the future >introverted (can pretend as a outgoing person but stressed out easily,not into clubs and party, but kinda like concert or music show LOL) >bookworm(always need to read sth, missing a piece of myself when I don't bring a book in my bag)
Stuff I into >Music(fans of most kind of music, not a big fan on rap and metal desu) >Art n' Design(used to draw sth, clearly know that I'm not a talented painter so I give up) >Books(into philosophy, psychology, information science, religion studies, myth studies, novels) >TV show/Movies/Animate >Video games >Food(love to cook and eat, hate doing dishes) >Shopping(I really like to buy clothes) >Traditional Stuff(practicing a beginner stage of Japanese flower arrangement-Ikenobo and Japanese tea ceremony-Urasenke, will keep digging it, may practice Japanese way of incense in the future)
MY DREAM GUY >taller than me(but not too tall 6'2"~6'3" is the upper limit) >muscular than me >hairier than me (facial hair + body hair is a huge turn on but keep it clean and tidy) >older than me (someone 21-49) >I like there're some size difference >extroverted >humorous(in my eye) >can share my world with him and he will do the same(don't against anything that I'm into) >smoker friendly or a smoker >drink sometimes(it's always nice to have a glass of whiskey when we are watching movies or tv shows) >don't do hard drugs, soft one is fine >love animals and plants and natural environment >have a really warm body(it's really important to me caz my hands and feet go ice cold easily) >did i need to mention he has a good cock? girth is somewhat more important than length, a bit kinky is nice too
Me: >20/Asian Male/MD >gay >slim, used to be fat. >around 5'9" >lighthearted >goofy >spontaneous, love to travel in cities without set plan in mind >loyal >enjoys video games >respectful >fairly independent in terms of religion and politics. I care about stuff that will benefit all. >drink and smoke casually, only if provided. weed is the furthest I'll go in drugs. I dislike spending personal money on alcohol or drugs. >not into the gay scene at all.
Ideal Guy: >taller than me (6'0 and above is a huge plus) >also goofy and lighthearted >funny >muscular (size difference is a huge turn on for me) >same age or 1-4 years older than me >loyal and monogomous >respectful >loves to laugh and try out new things >open minded >also independent with religion and politics. socially aware, but not to a point of extremism >loves to participate in spontaneous activities like me >also not into the gay scene
ME >27/M, 6'2, 190 lbs, go to the gym, bearded >introverted by preference but don't find it hard to socialise, work in real estate so spend most of the day talking >love reading, hiking, camping, fishing, live in a mountain town so it's easy to do all this >have travelled a lot and would love to travel more but it's not a necessity >can be pretty witty if I click with people >dont do any drugs, don't smoke >loyal to a fault >can play videogames pretty decently even if have been playing less and less >various hobbies including book binding, jewelry making, gardening, cooking, have made chain mail armors >been told I look good, usually get pretty high ratings on /soc/
IDEAL GIRL >at least tending to introvertedness >around my age, preferably not under 21 because of past experiences >at least slightly conservative values >likes the outdoors as much as I do but whose ideal night is a night in >actually is good at keeping a conversation and doesn't just stay silent undeterminedly until I say something >loves reading >loves animals (I have a cat and three dogs) >has crafting hobbies we can share >knows how to cook (we can share recipes!) >doesn't need to be surrounded by a lot of people to be happy >doesn't mind me being cheesy about romantic stuff >her ideal ideal life is a quiet life in general, doesn't go by #yolo >doesnt smoke >doesn't scoff love >doesn't like casual relationships
>>23146330 >18 - 25 24 >5'9 or taller 5'9 >as pale as I am probs >soft wavy/curly hair no >about as fit as me (I swim fairly regularly, if he was into swimming it would be a bonus) I'm respectably fit >doesn't smoke/drink yes to both; as in I don't >is currently in/ has attended university has >shy and sweet yes, sometimes >honest about what he wants yes >enjoys cuddling and romantic fluff yes >into vidya/anime of all kinds, doesn't mind my moe/loli/fujoshit and porn some vidya although I've tried to ween myself, have watched the classics until /a/ kicked me out over recs. Loli is gross >enjoys the D as much as I do, open to a three-way with another guy not gay m8
tried running an android emulator for kik but it's slow as fuck. IF you're still taking applications, please consider me: skype is whois.this
Dream girl (lets keep it short): > Has an interest in the world around her, all aspects of it. REALLY important. > Has distance i.e. not politically correct, blindly idealistic etc. > Can joke about anything (see above) > Likes outdoor activity and nature. > Likes to travel. > Is a sub ;)
Im 22 and live in Sweden but location is not a problem. I love to travel and discover new places.
My kik is 1NV4DE Pic is me. If you recognize yourself hit me up ;)
> Male, 21-27 > Smart and open minded, curious, interesting to talk to > Has his shit together, independent, with his own life, hobbies and friends > Not fanatic about religion and political ideas, but informed > Sarcastic, can joke about everything, can take a joke > Sensitive, but logical and not overly emotional > Makes me feel appreciated and cared for > Reliable, honest, kind > Loves travelling, food, wine/beer > Likes spending time at home more than partying > Doesn't get drunk too often or do drugs > Shares some of my interests and has a similar taste for things > Likes going to the cinema, to concerts or cuddling watching tv shows > Is okay with the fact that I am not excessively girly > Is a good guy, great with animals and kids, wants a family one day > Likes sex, but isn't excessively kinky
> Healthy-looking body, taller than me > Clean, well dressed, nice smile (not as important) > Beard, dark/red hair, light eyes, glasses
Me: >Male 21 >Live in Sweden >Studying for a engineerings degree >Have a parttime job >Kind of introverted >Like Vidya and also sometimes anime >Pretty fit >Not overly religious or political
Dream Girl: >Age is 18-25 >Has a job or studying right now >Not overly political or religious, but okay in moderation >Average or fit build >Prefers quite night at home than going out, but will still want to go out sometimes >A little submissive in sex >Not judgemental about other people >Wants a family in the future >Enjoys vidya and movies >Is independant but can let me take care of her >Passionate about what they are doing >A little more extroverted than me kik: TheZenMann
>>23150921 They're shallow things I don't really care about. I mean, it'd be nice to find a perfect "ideal guy", but if someone has a nice personality and we get along well I don't really care about the looks.
Personality >Into soccer >Always smiling >Strong individual >Humble >Following their own path but open to introducing people to it >Says it as it is; no bullshit drama >Loves sex (Duh) >Always up for cuddles
Body: >In shape but not ripped >"5,1" to "5,10" >Average tits >Clean pussy >Slightly hairy (not like a hairless cat) >No black or brown >Long-ish hair >No tattoos
Sexuality: >Moderate libido; 2-3 times a week >Open to new ideas >Not too kinky >Into sexting
>white >male >taller than me, the taller the better >scary >looks dead or dying most of the time >resting bitchface >racist >slavic or irish accent, a thick one >large veiny hands with skeleton fingers >light colored eyes >likes to touch >drinks with me >kinky >heavily sarcastic, arrogant and or mean >can handle being teased and will do so back, both verbally and physically >will listen to my music (minimal synth, darkwave and deathrock, shoegaze, post-punk, sludge, doom, ns black metal, etc)
Me: > 22 White Male 6'0 170lbs Midwestern American > medium length brown hair green eyes > facial hair is stubbly and patchy. turns orange if i grow it out. i usually stay shaven > Black or blue skinny jeans, and band t shirts that I've had forever so are worn >Welder/Construction worker >Plays guitar and it sounds like a drunk bum singing a song > I drive an 07 powder blue mustang with the windows all the way down and music all the way up during all seasons of the year. >i often sing at that time. all kinds of music from the ink spots to the circle jerks
Dream girl > not super specific about height and weight. Tall and slimmer is better to a point but its negotiable >20-28 (women between ages 19-23 are ruthless bitches) > burning eyes >Drives dangerously or at least with some vigor >will loudly sing with me in automobiles >helps with dishes >not politically correct tumblrina, non BLM activist >does not use hallucinogens or any drug other than weed, alcohol, or cigarettes >plays an instrument well >also wears jeans and band t shirts a lot. and sensible footwear for activities >has a medium-large size dog that plays well with my dog >has good relationship with family >no children >wants kids at some point but not in a hurry
You: > Female > 5'4"-5'9" > 23-30 > in the southeast US > outgoing or at least sociable b/c i'm def not and live in a cave. > not overweight (i know this makes me an asshole) > cute butt or boobs or both > Liberal to moderate conservative w/o being an asshole about politics > Non-religious, or at least okay with non-religious > fairly kinky, dominant (but still okay with changing things up on dom/sub spectrum so things don't get boring). into pegging huge plus. > wants to be a partner in a real relationship > has dogs or cats, or wants to get them > Want to get married and have babies eventually > Can smoke but wants to taper off eventually. i smoke occasionally. > Some drugs (like weed, psychadelics) ok, but wants to taper off eventually. i don't use. > Likes having a drink or two > Doesn't have to like video games but has to be cool with me being on the computer because I need it for work and school and stuff > Have a goofy, cheesy sense of humor and trying to laugh about little stuff b/c life sucks sometimes > Enjoys music > Cool with nerding out about stuff and cool with listening to me nerd out about stuff > Comfortable with talking about feelings, actually talking about anything b/c I am
Me: > I look like an overgrown blonde skinny 16 year old white boy, but I'm ten years older than that.
dream guy >23-30 >doesn't smoke/do drugs >romantic idiot >open minded and not a judgy selfish prick >easygoing and accepting yet passionate and determined >devoted >fine with my body (fat, in process of slimming down) >comfy with their sexuality >likes makeup, into cross dressing and/or androgynous shit >sings, shuffles to tunes wherever he is, doesn't gaf >spouts poetry to me off the cuff and other gross lovey feelsy crap >asks for my advice or input when putting an outfit, project, recipe etc together >kind of asshole in an endearing way >slightly clingy, occasionally has sweet, submissive moods >lots of hobbies and various interests >intelligent and aware, but doesn't take self seriously >high libido, switch. >no kids, wants them eventually
physically >tall, like 180 cm+ but taller than me ok (164 cm) >lanky if I'm being choosy >nice eyes >decent teeth >gentle tone but deep voice >slightly feminine
My dream guy: > 20-30 > Looks don't really matter > Adventurous > More outgoing than me > Narcissistic > Confident > Capable > Has a decent job > Likes cats and morbid stuff > Not religious > HAS A HUGE SAVIOR COMPLEX
And I do mean huge, because frankly I'm a bigger shipwreck than the Titanic. I need a real life Jesus Christ.
>>23152988 You've just described me.... except the decent job, but hey I'm only 21 and I intend to remedy that. Also, very slightly religious, but it's mostly just really weird and personal.
My Dream Girl, -Plays games, but not as much as me -Watches anime, willing to cosplay, but isn't too obsessive -Prefer's high fantasy or Realism (Not Reality TV though, fuck that and anyone who partakes) -I don't believe in rating based on looks, but I prefer to date within my ethnicity, and I like long hair and non-brown eyes (Only because I have short brown hair and brown eyes myself and I envy those who don't.) -Is intelligent -I DO like to help people with problems, so though I wish it weren't the case, girls with issues are my calling, I have to help if I can. Same with guys even, but I'm not really into guys very much as far as relationships go. -Can handle being teased from time to time (Or possibly constantly) because she knows I'm not serious about it. -Preferably either a sub or dom, I'vebeen a dom myself, and it was enjoyable but the thought of a woman having power over me like that really riles me up. -other stuff but this post is long and most likely going to be unread, as I seem to have mystical thread-killing powers.
ive never done one of these before but ill try im a bi trans girl i think my girl one would probably be more fun than my guy one so ill just post that for now >23-30 >long hair, shoulder length or longer >likes cooking and would have fun cooking things together >knowledgeable about girly things like makeup and clothing and would be willing to teach me more about them >wants to dress me up in girly things and help me become more feminine >likes cuddling >likes going on dates and doing cute romantic stuff >is okay with me being a switch in the bedroom
>>23152839 you actually sound pretty close to what im looking for, is me being on hrt okay?
Kk little bit about me~ >19 year old in College >oh im a girl. >5' 5" >really fit and healthy thin >I dance 8 hours every day. (Ballet stuff, I aint no stripper.) >Light blonde medium length hair >blue-green eyes >I have like, no boobs but I have a booty thanks to dance >anxious a lot >friendly, but I like my room. >kinda a shut in. Lotsa vidya. >quirky if comfortable
Alrighttt now for dream boyfriend >taller than me, but not by a ton >darker hair and eyes >really chill, but is passionate about some things. >patient. >high libido and cuddling ability >will play with my hair. >preferably healthy. I do like a little chub though!<3 >doesnt care how others think. >high drive to be succesful >knows when to vidya with me and when to cuddle
>>23153568 Aww es oki. Tall guys really intimidate and scare me and I feel like I could never be comfortable with one. Also, I should have put not overweight instead of healthy. Meh, idk how to really explain it. IM NOT PICKY~
>>23153583 Well I'm tall and on the skinnier side, but it's really hard to imagine me intimidating someone. A Saint Bernard might be bigger than a German Shepherd, but I'd definitely be more afraid of the latter.
>>23153562 >taller than me, but not by a ton Unfortunately a ton taller, like 11 inches. >darker hair and eyes Dark brown hair, light brown eyes >really chill, but is passionate about some things. Days off are days off. Days on are for taking the bumps and bruises necessary to get somewhere. >patient Very patient and very collected...energetic when I need to be though. >high libido and cuddling ability Cuddling is honestly one of the best things to do, period. Crazy high libido. >will play with my hair I love to do that! Why don't more women like this? >preferably healthy. I do like a little chub though!<3 Work out nearly everyday, gym at least a couple days a week. Let's talk about our diets...some, not a lot, because that's kinda boring after a while. >doesnt care how others think Only in so much that they're usually quite dumb, otherwise they're just a part of the background noise of the day. >high drive to be succesful Career is already pretty well along, actually. >knows when to vidya with me and when to cuddle Usually involves asking, I would think?
Dream Guy: Physically >5'6+ but taller the better >Pretty eyes >No long hair; max length a bit above shoulders >Not fat >Large/prominent adam's apple >Veiny arms >Deep voice (Does this even count as physical?) Personality >Funny, I like to laugh >Dominant, because I don't like making decisions >Talkative and can handle my inability to make conversation >Smarter than me >Loves music, can spend a lot of time showing me music and letting me show them music >Calls me out on my bullshit and puts me in my place, but still has patience to deal with me >Not wishy washy, and knows what they want (because I'm the opposite)
>>23153583 Kills me you don't like tall guys, sadly I would definitely intimidate you otherwise I fit everything perfectly. Super health concious and probably the most motivated person you'd meet. Dark hair and eyes.
>21/f >5'5", 135 lbs, roundish Asian face >White, green eyes, brown hair (natural) but blonde hair (dyed) >1 inch plugs in ears >Smoker and drinker, semi 420 friendly >Hobbies: Drawing, vidya and cooking >Likes: Cold, horror movies, sleeping in, weird bed placements, decorating, fashion, videogame let's players, road trips >Dislikes: Hot, vodka, neatness, strangers, Thai food >Music: XXYYXX, Purity Ring, MitiS, EMBRZ, Deadmau5, Grimes, Nirvana >Fashion: Closet consists of black, burgandy, dark blue and gray >Personality: ISFP, semi emotionally stable, bendable personality
>21+/m >5'10"+ skinny to chubby >Idk what your skin color is as long as you have a beard >Won't bitch about my smoking/drinking/420 >Funny and witty to a fault, professional, caring >Can put up with my random road trips and Mary Sue personality >Will love me >Piercings/tattoos are a plus
>>23153649 >What's your preferred body type on a guy? I'm not really picky, just not fat. Emotionally I can connect and maintain a relationship with over weight people, but I'm shallow and can't handle it sexually. (Tried before, I almost vomited) >What are your interests and hobbies? I hate this question, because I'm the most boring person. I love music, like a lot, I have a song title tattooed on my shoulder. I read a lot of gay fiction online. There's not much else, aside from spending time with family. I have social anxiety, so I don't really go out much. >>23153652 Agnostic
>>23153644 Not really sure how to describe it. My normal talking voice is very mid-range, sort of like the black guy in the new Star Wars movie. Can get a bit high if I'm really yelling, like really, really yelling
>>23153667 >just not fat This is good. >I'm the most boring person This not so much.
Sorry if that comes across as rude, I only mean that I learned a long time ago that similar interests are an important thing to me. Unfortunately mine are such that most girls who share them are not the greatest. Of course I shouldn't really talk as if guys who like video games, anime, and sports aren't a dime a dozen and similarly low quality partners. (Pardon the mini-rant, please).
>>23153693 I sort of wouldn't mind it that way. Rather than say, having a girl that puts you in "what do you wanna do, idk what do you wanna do, idk..." situations frequently, being able to explore my interests more with someone else would be a cool change of pace
>>23153711 Well, I guess I'm that way kind of. I don't really like making decisions, I prefer being told what to talk about and what not.
I'm not the type to be like 'I don't care, let's talk about anything.' but not actually mean it/have something in mind, though. >>23153712 I'm 18. It's definitely possible. >>23153718 There's some country I like, I'm not opposed to listening to it, there's just not that much that I actually I want to download/memorize all the words to.
Dream girl: >21-34 >Goal oriented >Healthcare field preferred >Wants to do relief work such as Docs W/o Borders or MTI with me >Dark sense of humor >Respectful >Honest/Faithful >Challenges me >Insightful, highly critical of information >Knows how to hold a conversation, including discussions about what's wrong >Responsible with money >Drink/smoke socially but doesn't impact life, could give it up without sweat >Teamwork oriented
>>23153729 >18 Well there you go. I'm only a couple years older than you but a lot has changed in those last two years. I'm not saying you're guaranteed to become a new person, but as a young adult you'll have plenty of opportunities to refine yourself.
>17-21 >under 5'6 (i'm very short) >any race as long as she's cute >smokes weed/drinks but rarely >doesn't like to go to parties >enjoys exploring shit in the city and outside >fashion conscious >slightly more extroverted than me >not an sjw >fellow musician >slim to curvy body, just not overweight/obese >no tats >very tender and caring, her smile makes my day >artsy >Most importantly: faithful and trustworthy
>18-30 >4'11-5'6 >skinny to thick, not really a fan of chubby and above but would make some exceptions >very pretty face is very big plus >nice assets always a plus, but care more about butts than breasts >takes care of self >sense of humor >non-religious >at least 50% tolerable personality, use of ration, think-before-speak >not a social media wheak >not inherently/overly prejudiced or a racistfag >I can deal with comics/anime/cartoons, really can't deal with fangirls/weeaboos >listens to tolerable music (I can get with pretty much everything, including country) >doesn't have to be a drug person, but would prefer if open to trying them >at least halfway aware of what's going on in the world >intelligent in some way or knowledgeable about like 2 or 3 things (shows passion)
Dream girl: Physically >Dark Hair, black or very dark brown >Green eyes >Has some boobs, the bigger the better >Has some forms, I'm not really into very thin girls, but I'm not into BBW either >Not taller than me so less 1m77, or 5.9ft for my americans anons >White preferably, but I do like latinos or arab typed ladies Mentally: >Smart >Preferably into sciences, cuz I don't study that anymore so I could learn things everyday >Makes fun of everything, especially herself, don't take yourself to seriously >Into nerdy stuff, that would helo us relate to each other, but if you're willing to accept my hobbies, I can definitely make an effort and learn about yours, who knows? I might like them >No nonsense, I prefer honest people, even if sometimes it's brutal to hear >If you're willing to stand up for yourself, I'm olay with that, I don't want someone I have to drag everywhere and then hear her complain that she doesn't like it. Don't like something?Tell me clearly, and we can talk about doing something else >I'll say it again, with a sense of humour. Someone taking everything too seriously becomes annoying.
There you go, after that I'm pretty accepting I guess.
As to me I'm >Pic related >French >Studying Law in England >Into nerdy stuff >Happy to discover and try some new stuff. I did some poledancing a few times, didn't appeal to me, but at least I tried. >Basically always smilling >Hate people trying to find excuses for themselves >Loyal, I got cheated on my very first gf a long time ago, so I know how that hurts >Very talkative, so if you like silence, I afraid I'm not the guy for you >A tad paranoid and jealous, otherwise it wouldn't be fun!
>21-28 >5'11-6'4 >Thin but built/toned >Beard/Facial Hair is a huge bonus >Dark curly hair is the best >Blue eyes >Cute butt >Non religious >Always has me laughing my ass off >Can dish out and take affectionate insults >Guys that were theater kids in high school. >Intelligent, good vocabulary, will stay up until 3am with me and talk about random childhood flashbacks or aliens or consumerism >Musical talent >plays video games and/or MTG >likes dumb adult cartoons >will watch entire seasons of Netflix shows with me, start to finish, in one sitting >likes going to shows, going out for drinks, the occasional party, whatever >can not be a fitness junkie. I eat way too much mcdonalds to deal with that shit. >no racism or gender or sexuality or religion based discrimination whatsoever >is down to smoke weed occasionally but isn't into hard shit >super cuddly and affectionate and not embarrassed to call each other ridiculous pet names that make sense to no one else but us >extremely respectful of elders/authoritative figures >good, full time job >doesn't live with parents >loves animals >is amazing with kids >is okay with spending time with my family and with me spending time with his
>>23153932 A lot of guys who have skinnier physiques that played sports in high school still just have good enough metabolism to maintain the whole pecs-and-abs thing. I didn't say body builder. I just like when your chest isn't concave. I have plenty of friends who still look toned as hell, and have hardly gotten off the couch since we all graduated and they were done with swim team or whatever.
Plus, I also didn't say you can't work out. I just said not a junkie. If "protein" is a regular part of your vocabulary, then we probably won't work out.
>>23153936 Enjoying the gym is totally fine, I'm just saying don't expect me to go all P90X with you. I will work out enough to not die and to be good at sex and that's it.
I want: >a boy >taller than me (5'9" or taller) >Who i think is cute >and is ok with trans girls and will be patient with me >black, brown, white, idc >whos okay with not having sex at the start of a relationship >Who can help me slowly work through my touch issues and be sensitive about it >who likes watching movies and will sit down and watch something with me any time >WITHOUT MAKING A MOVE ON ME >who has opinions but can disagree with others without totally sperging out >dreads are a plus >i cant think of anything else honestly just being a boy who is up to my standards and ok with trans girls without being a creepy chaser is already a homerun >>23128324 I fit a lot of these. Trans, ethnic background (tho I'm not super brown), 5'7", curly hair. I'm not egotistical enough to brag about how smart i am but i can definitely hold my own in any conversation. Etc.
Dream girl: >18-23 >5'9" or shorter >Fit, definitely not fat >Would prefer no tattoos >Non-smoker >Doesn't do drugs >Has pets/loves animals >Nice and compassionate >Loyal, completely loyal >Conservative, pro-gun >Virgin >Sex has to be special, have to be in love (I don't care how faggy it sounds) >Likes traditional gender roles (ie I take care of her) >Wants to get married, have kids and be a stay at home mom >Has a decent relationship with her family >She has to be comfortable with herself and confident >Religion doesn't matter one way or another >Vegetarian would be a plus >I would trust her and she would trust me 100%
Dream Guy: Physically >5'6+ but taller the better 6'2 >Pretty eyes HNNNGH tier blue eyes >No long hair; max length a bit above shoulders short as fuck >Not fat some stubborn abdominal fat left >Large/prominent adam's apple kinda >Veiny arms when i get a sick pump >Deep voice (Does this even count as physical?) i'm told i do Personality >Funny, I like to laugh i'm told i am >Dominant, because I don't like making decisions yep >Talkative and can handle my inability to make conversation somewhat >Smarter than me maybe >Loves music, can spend a lot of time showing me music and letting me show them music ye >Calls me out on my bullshit and puts me in my place, but still has patience to deal with me ye >Not wishy washy, and knows what they want (because I'm the opposite) ye
>23-30's >Girl, trans cool too >Perky (not cutesy) personality >Likes guys that are a little more quiet >Loves music/art/movies (genres don't matter as much) >Prefers the smaller more consistent loving gestures than big ones >Loves food! And maybe will cook with me (even if you're a disaster) >Being nerdy about things is super cute >Cool with deep and incredibly shallow conversations >Wants to learn a language with me or interested in teaching me one they know >Outdoorsy..not all of the time but willing to camp now and then >Up for traveling! >Sweet, even if it's underneath a feisty or gloomy exterior >Reasonably healthy body >Likes making out with their hands pinned to the bed
Personality: >laid-back >will giggle at all the goofy stuff I do to make you smile >adventurous, loves trying new things >gets romantic with me >ambitious, has or is working towards a cool career >but also eventually wants a family >loves learning new things together >kinky >loves food and will let me cook all the time >enjoys going to the theater, museums, zoos, etc >loves my puppy as much as I do
Physically: >midwest US >age 20-30 >slim, athletic, or curvy build >has some boobs and butt >any race, any hair color, any height
I'm an intelligent, decent-looking guy with my shit together. kik is wutangisforever
>in Aus to start with >22-24 female >doesn't mind debate/discussion >enjoys conversation, but is equally ok with companionable silence >educated, or is going to uni or something >clean, and while not asking for gym junkie or whatever, I'd prefer someone who looks after themselves >is ok with the fact that if I'm not studying, I'm working, and when not working, I'm studying - have little free time
As the chances of an Australian femanon replying are nonexistant, if it's requested, I'll go from there.
Dream girl is: > Weird > Messy >Likes cats >Has an interest in art, programming, reading, and/or acting >Wants to go to Mayan ruins some day >Digs the Power of Now or esoteric shit >Drinks >Has at least one super weird kink that isn't diapers or shit
I want to kik with you, maybe watch something online together
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