>flat-chested, hyperactive otaku who's into rough bestiality
mfw it makes sense
Eh, I can deal. Weird that her figure is boyish but with massive tits, but she's a bookworm and at least semi-enjoys games, she likes that I'm skinny, and she will probably give me domineering titfucks and make me eat her out, so I'm cool with this.
Fat round face with receding dyed hair
Fat oversized breasts that would suffocate my children
Unfuckable pussy, just great for my huge cock
Fat body, anything over boyish is gross
Oh good she likes big dicks, and likes it rough
And she's a depressed Otaku skank. I think I will have to kill her by violent murder.
That could have been worse, but it could have been WAY better, I can live with the face, breasts, and fetishes, but the rest... I don't do the gun-nut thing and I've dated a overly-dependent girl before (it's not the best).
>Conformist is also a HUGE no
I don't care what the roll says. I'm just going to pick which ones I want.
Fetishes: Prefers Anal, Cum Lover
Extra: Plays Vidya, Gun Enthusiast
>Big tits, standard pussy
>Group sex and group sex
>Gamer and gamer
Well I like her body. I guess we'll be going to a lot of LAN orgies.
I'm okay with this.
(2) : Cute, Short blonde butchy cut. I'm down for this.
(Q) : Average Breasts... still getting a butchy vibe
(4) : Very Loose.... not seeing why this matters, but okay.
(n) : Boyish.... so she's a butch girl, gotcha. Wouldn't have minded Athletic either.
(h)(r) : Prefers Anal, Femdom.... Butchy dominant girl with a strapon...
(O)(H) : Contortionist, Plays Vidya.
......... Yes please? Butchy gamer girl with a dominant streak and a strapon. Yum
>Face: Pretty average, could be worse.
>Tits: Average: I'm good with this too.
>Pussy: Loose. I'm fairly big, so I think this evens things out.
>Body: Pear. Massive erection achieved.
>Fetishes: Big Dicks, Thin Bodies. Well, big and chubby means she's settling in some ways too.
>Personality: Brony Gun Enthusiast
she's perfect. would live happily ever after with.
I will always love my waifu
we might have to kill her after all.
here's your WiFu anon
I'm done making waifus. didn't have to make a single fat one, very lucky.
>no option for black woman
>no option for East Asian woman
>no animes or cartoons
>literally none of them are Emma Watson or Kristen Stewart
>no foot fetish option
>pretends there is a difference between "gamur gurl" and woman who just into vidya
whoever made this was a fucking retard
10/10 post, my sides entered the stratosphere
Well bright side: She's rebellious, hot, able to hold onto with a waist like POW, intellectual, and financially stable. All which I think would be my ideal woman. Down side is that she's a pedophile that likes to scat on babies.
>red head with a fairly nice face
>groupsex furry lover
>vidya loving otaku
>bit of a skank - could need cleaning off if the letters are ASCII values
That's some pretty good marble I've got to work with.
fuck me my wifu needs to be murdered asap. average body tumblr bitch who likes anal and small dicks.
thats a pretty good outcome if you ask me.
> gamerrr gurl who likes to fuck all your friends, at the same time
> might even let you watch
not bad at all.
So lets see, my waifu has paranoid personality disorder and is a dirty skank whose taken 79 facials before meeting me. All except for the Brony part, I am pretty stoked with the outcome of this.