4125, looking for someone to toke with. Have ample amounts

>>23106923
Cunt

>>23107018
Fucking cunt

>>23107086
Your mom's cunt m8

>>23107092
Yo mummas, grannies and great grannies hairy snatch

>>23107092
Learn how to spell mum cunt
>>23107159
Fuck off shit cunt

>>23107196
Fucking cunt can spell ya stupid cunt!

Where's a good place in Brisbane to go for Dad's birthday dinner? I know there are a tonne of good places in West End/The Valley but I just have no idea what they are.

Preferably no pizza or burgers because my sister can't have bread.

>>23108215
Birds nest, Wagaya, Bacchus, Sing's asian, Alegria, No No's, malt dining.
Is she a celiac? Meil container is seriously good, worth just doing some weights.
If all else fails just go to grill'd.

Anyone around 4700?

>>23108257
Nah it's a rare digestion thing. The pain caused by eating bread is pretty extreme, I gather.

chicks in syd dtf?

M/21/4133
Any lady stoners

>>23108502
this

20/m/inner west

any 6xxx peeps around?

>>23108301
Is it just bread, or all gluten products?

My sister won't eat anything with gluten. She isn't celiac but it just causes her discomfort.

>>23106923
Where is that, I'm 2444

>>23106923
4115/M/23

Keen to toke, you got a kik?

Anyone near 3152

4350?

>>23108502
>>23108525
this

21/m/inner west

>>23108541
WA BOYS A Y L M A O

annabel_mcarthy
abi_weir
annab-nanna
bonnie_dalbello
hannah_thereseb
milliejaffer
rosenissen_fab
sophie.anear
teesh14

all sluts that want dick pics on snapchat

post their nudes here

all australian

>>23108797
you the lad from /brit/? i am NOT gay

alri lads

>>23108834
yes I am also NOT gay

3101/m/23 here.

5033 cunts.

5086 wut

0810?

>>23108642
Shieeytt me too!

5034 destiny and crack ow yea

>>23108215
went to Seoul Bistro recently, it's in Sunnybank but it's worth the trip. Best fried chicken I've ever had.

4132 25 M
Feel like getting high as fuck this weekend.

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>>23109166
My grimoire just hit 4830 ;)
4520 btw
And also ps4 master race
And also have a dick pic

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>>23109233
ahh nice im only at 2780.
on ps4 also.
dam nice cock you got.there.
here is.mine

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Can anyone estimate how much this is and roughly what it's worth in WA?

>>23109233
whats you're psn ??

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>>23109248
2780....so you started about 2 or 3 weeks ago?
Picture of my vault right now just to make you jealous ;)
Im down to help ya out if ya want it

>>23109261
PSN: Amazin-Harry01
Please tell me ive killed you at least once before :P

Is this people just posting their post codes just cause they can?

>>23109293
I believe so yes

>>23109270
i actually started a couple months ago but haven't been on it every day. Im a warlock 288 light so :).
yeah that would be cool I've got a mic etc. Yeah you prob have killed me lol

>>23109063
What's up?

>>23108834
>>23108869

Trying too hard.

In Melbourne for the afternoon on Saturday, anyone want to grab a late lunch? Appointment at 1 and train home at 6 or 7 (depending on when I get the ticket for) and don't really like Melbourne... 27/F.

>>23108502
Bumping myself tonight

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Another exciting day at work with tea in the pug mug.

>>23108294
4703 here

Also looking for some people to play league with im fairly new and pretty much only play support not as fun without communication.

>>23110448
Yeah sure, I'm travelling too, here for about a week. 26/m

Anything interesting happening tonight?

>>23112082

Anywhere in particular that you'd like to know?

>>23108899
far kew

3660 f dtf

Any happenings in Melb tonight?
26/m/3055

>>23112108
Brisbane?

>>23113013

I'm in the middle of nowhere, I wouldn't have a clue. I was just trying to make a point.

>>23111708

Excellent, how well do you know your way around?

21 male, in Brisbane
Kik: Xavi3r_book

any single girls wanna chat? figured its worth a shot.

Anyone in bris wants to come see a movie tonight, I'll be at palace centro for the late session of The Revenant. Could go for drinks after if anyone is interested.

>>23113297
Tbh, I just wanted to hear that people are doing stuff.

>>23108541
6017
Sitting here thinking about being productive but the weather kills all motivation.

>>23109293
My intention is to see if there's anyone in my area that seems likeable enough to catch up with.

It's happened a few times with varying results.

That being said I'm in no mood to do anything

>>23113571
Not bad, second time here.
Kik is kortonj

>>23108541
6021 / m / 28

Hot as fuck, epic storm potentially, what up

3152
anyone around?

24/m/3216
Hairy but versatile. Looking for love in all the wrong places. Just a bad-ass motherfucker looking for some dirty understall rimjobs.

>>23114112
tempting, revenant sounds good and i do have a soft spot for dicaprio. i am only a single 22yo male though.

M/24/4105

Finally put splitfires in the skyline and she goes haaard. A friend won some facebook competition thing at oh hello so il be there tonight getting loose

>>23108642

Fuck off. I used to live there. Whos this?

auscunts. question

where do you guys store your condoms when you're out and about? i cant bring myself to leaving some in the car because of the extreme temperatures it can get to during summer in case it fucks the condom. im just super paranoid about that.

and I don't particularly feel like every time I leave the house, I need to keep one or two in my pocket.

>>23114740
I am m/24, will be going regardless, bring your friends or not. My kik is onefifthwhat

>>23114773
I usually throw mine in my wallet and take it out as soon as I'm home. You can't leave hat shit in there.

23//m//Sydney
All you other thirsty Sydney guys, good luck. Shits fucked, just got stood up for a tinder date. Whatever, she was a 5/10 face 8/10 bod. I could do better

>>23114890

That's a shame m8 I'm sorry to hear it

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>>23114773

If you lure people to your home, you don't need to take them with you.

>>23112360
kik me if you have one:
onlyneedjekyl
im nearby :)

26/m/4061

Poor as shit. Little bit tipsy. Chilling at home, chatting online and stuff. Hella decent week though. Just busted after new years aaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy.
Keen to hang, smoke, drink, whatever at mine. Got few consoles and like a billion games, good ol Netflix and the like.
How is itttt?

Also looks like you posted like 40 years ago (approx) but that is a goddamn pretty peen. Kudos.

>>23115554
holy hell tipsier than I thought. This was to that.
>>23109233
Hell though, other peen is pretty too.

2256 wat up

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>>23115170
But what if some hymen siren does the same to me?

21/m/2024.

M/23/0800
So damn humid tonight

>>23109252
hard to tell looks like a q so like 100 but depends on how dense the buds are

>>23116124
My AC is on and it's still not cool enough. Fuck this weather. What happened to the pouring rains we had a week ago

>>23116160
No idea there was drizzle today but fuck, its more like steam season instead of wet season

>>23116243
Yeah it rained in the morning. I heard thunder once, it got cloudy for ten minutes, rained a bit, then it was sunny as fuck again. It's getting to the point where I've had to take a few showers a day just to stay cool, and that's with my AC blasting throughout the day

2095/22/M

I'm about to roll up a joint and go to bed but would be willing to travel to have a smoking buddy. I'm happy to smoke with guys or girls so long as you're straight or know you won't try anything on.

>>23116266
I was about to go get a rub'n'tug today but its too damn hot for that and cbf getting a backpacker

>>23116297
The one in town?

>>23116021

It could just be how early it is but I don't understand this, despite my best (albeit sleepy) effort. So... huh?

Shoot, where'd my reply go? I'm any case, I'm >>23116889 and am stuck on a train.

I'm guessing you meant a siren with a hymen, but I'm sure she'd be prepared. Or I'd hope so... that said, I only have that many condoms myself because a guy provided them...

>>23117062

Hey mobile data, how do you know that was wifi me? Weird. And eventually I should stop replying to myself.

Sup /aus/, had a great night out last night. What did you get up to?

5108

>>23118266
shitpost n chill

4217 m
Any females?

>My girlfriend wants me to be a camwhore so I can progress to professional pornography.
It's a strange situation. I used to do it for fun (and because I was depressed and lonely) and got reasonably popular when doing it but I stopped when I started dating her because I didn't think it was polite.
We've been together for about two years (living together for around a year as well), I'm her first everything and there has never been any problems in the relationship.
It's not even an idle thought, she's even sat down with me for serious planning and we came up with additional opportunities for marketing and selling content.
She's even happy for me to do double scenes with other people as long as it's completely safe.
She doesn't even want to be on camera other than as a rare helping hand (while wearing a mask), she just wants it for me as an additional form of income and as a hobby.
I guessed I can be categorised as 4chan bisexual (if it looks like a pretty woman, it's all good regardless of sex) and my experiences have made me realise I don't care whose watching.
My only big hang-up is that because I'm on Newstart (I'll be starting a part-time job soon which will be nice) I'll need to declare the income but I'm not sure how I'd do that.
What do you think?

>>23120409
>>>/adv/

>>23120409
Are you a girl?

>>23120656
I'm a man.

>>23120664
why do you camwhore/do men even get money for it?

>>23120669
Isn't male camwhoring just Twitch streaming?

>>23120409
I'm in a situation like that.

Except it's nothing like that.

My sister wants to start a marketing/SEO/SMM/web design business with me.

anyone want to get drunk tonight? 3168, don't mind going for a drive

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>>23121040

m/3207 here. What's happening around town?

>>23121070

dunno. now that trains run late it's not so much of a bitch to go to the cbd. I tend to prefer a few bottles with mates though, a shitload cheaper

>>23115516
>annabel_mcarthyabi_weirannab-nannabonnie_dalbellohannah_theresebmilliejafferrosenissen_fabsophie.anearteesh14
4066 here I'm down for some 420 drinks and fun

>>23121085

Well, what are you in the mood for, conversation or vagina? I was planning on a pub crawl and my so-called-friends are keeping quiet.

>>23121169

pub crawl it is. just say when and where

23/f/3109 anything going down in Melbourne tonight? My fiance is working and my housemates are going to a party as each others plus 1 thus I'm not invited

>>23121186
>>23121198

I still need to have breakfast and shave, but how about a 9:30pm in Hophaus on Southbank? All other Melbourne lurkers are invited of course.

>>23121215
>>23121198


hophaus at 9:30 it is. now i just need to know how to identify the other participants

>>23121215
>>23121252

Yeah I might turn up

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>>23121252

That's the best part. Turn up and try to guess who looks like they visit 4chan.

>>23121280

well i'll be bleeding obvious at least

>>23121215
What's the dress code like at Hophaus?

>>23121360
i'm assuming "not a bogan". if we all turned up in black tie that would be amusing though

>>23121215

Awww I want to go but am on the train to go me (home being four hours away). On the plus side, I got a haircut today, so that was fun.

>>23121392

*go home

>>23121288

So long as you don't start a conversation about Jews or banana...

>>23121404

we might hang out in different boards, i dont get the banana reference

>>23121409

Banana the unpeeler, the cancer of /b/

>>23121392

You are welcome to sleep on a couch at my humble abode. I don't mind.

>>23121416

haven't been to /b/ in years. i take it i haven't missed much

>>23121416

I might've taken you up on the offer had I not already purchased the ticket and taken my seat. How lame.

>>23121426
4074 here. whats the hap haps

>>23121426

Always the next weekend, assuming the world doesn't come to an end.

>>23121420

It's getting worse. More porn/copypasta, less oc. Hiroshimoot is a harbinger of doom.

>>23121442

that's a shame. i quite enjoyed hiroshi's q/a responses

>>23121431

Back to Albury in an almost empty train. But I have cheese flavoured popcorn, so that's pretty excellent

>>23121451

Ah, good ol' Albs. Used to come up there for a woman. Is it still full of algae?

>>23121475

I suppose it depends on the time of the year, there was at least one flourish last year... unless that's a euphemism of some sort, in which case probably.

Grill'd would be amazing tonight and cooking sounds like a pain.

>>23121583

Can you get Grill'd with minimal effort?

5355 / M / 21
Anyone from nearby?

2110 checking in.

4557/23/m

seeking some green pretty hard core, let me know your wickr and we can figure something out.

>>23108294
>>23110762
4701

does anyone on /soc/ ever meet up? I'm curious about it but still cautious since this is 4chan after all... I just want to hang out, don't want sex, don't want to do drugs, don't want anything weird just two people hanging out... is that possible?

>>23122140

Yes, there are meet ups. Nothing that leads to sex, but you can test your memeology.

>>23122140

Sure, you just have to find someone willing. From my experience most of the anons from soc are basically just normies.

>>23122179
>tfw someone out danks you

>>23122140
I went to a huge meet up nearly 2 years ago, none of us ever spoke again but it was fun

>>23122179
>test your memeology
what happens if you are a meme?

>>23122259

Transcend reality, materialise your dankest wishes.

By the way, where is everyone in Hophaus?

22/m/5118

Back down here recently after a year break in qld. Need sesh buddies or just whatever else.

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25/f/3101

New to the area, need to stop being a social shut-in so looking for adventurebuddies.

>>23108899

Howdy doody neighborino!

>>23108697
Just moved here. I don't know anyone. What do people do round here for fun?
M/23/4350

>>23122407
>3101

3066 here. 22/M. I am just having a few lazy scotches and considering a drink. I live near bars and clubs.

Kik?

>>23122487

Bearbeque :)

29/m/sydney

im a loner, i need some friends desu.
Anyone play dota?

Also want a cute gf, but girls dont like me

>>23122509

3043 here, mind if I add you too?

>>23122529

Go for it, how else do you make friends? :3

>>23122543
I havent talked to you i ages. How did yo go last year about losing the weight you wanted to?

>>23122562

30kg down, last 10 to go :) am almost hot enough to go it in the world now haha

>tfw live in Albury
>tfw want to fucking die from boredom

>>23122509
Can I also add? I'm in 3109 so I'm closeish

6000 represent!
(Perth) but, noone from Perth is ever on here

>>23122645

Hello Albury friend. I don't expect that you'll come back, but I am also in Albury. What is you s/l?

>mfw you are a baby

>>23124371

..wait, a/s. Show me your as(s), I know your L.

... please don't show me your ass, though.

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>>23124371
19/M
And there's literally nothing to do here.
I've been bored for the last two years of my life since I left school.

>>23124549

Such a baby! Why don't you leave?

>>23124696
That's the plan, saving up to flee to Melbourne, or Sydney. But that's still another year or so away.

>>23124794

Why so long away? Is there any way you could start job hunting in your city of choice (Melbourne being the easier option) and if you get a job earlier, just move into some (probably terrible because they all are) house share and have all of your furniture provided for you?

>>23124859
I wanna be able to focus on University for my first year, so I'm earning enough money to last me a year or so before I move, in the case I find it hard to get a job or if my course proves to be more intensive than expected.

>>23124907

Will you be able to get austudy or whatever the under 21 (22?) version of it is? What will you be studying?

>>23124967
Gotta earn enough this year to claim independence to get it, and I'll be doing my first year of an Engineering degree, not sure whether to go for Civil, Electrical, or Mechanical after that.

Western Sydney
26 baby faced look 21 male
Any fems wanna get food or chill
Bored af

3155

20/m, i also second this guys notion of food^ i know some good places

>>23122119
Nice, rarely see anyone from around here in these threads. what's up

>>23114662
28/m/3216 as well, would be down to give u a rim

>>23125765
Ayyyyyy!
Boronia!

>>23122407
That sounds exactly like me and my girlfriend.

>>23122407
>>23108899
3101 reportin in

>>23127132
Yea yea boi, (boronia is actually full of weird people)

>>23127616
Depends what weird means.

i saw someone get his tooth punched out at Scarborough Beach last night

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>>23127639
as soon as you go past the east link east, people just get fucking stranger.
apparently in the dandenong mountains there are wiccan/witch cults and shit

>>23127639
we just get, people who always swear, disrespectful and are for "ciggies"

>>23108541
6164 reporting in

20/m/2118

starting full time work at a law firm next monday, kinda nervous

spend a fucking fortune on a suit

>>23127662
Holy shit. I've never seen those people. I clearly don't spend enough time where I live. To busy working and actually not needing to bludge "ciggies".

>>23122450
Go down to the Irish, Sunday sesh's there are usually pretty good.

5'1" tranny here, I like girls and look like italian brandon stark with tits
>tfw no gf

>>23125107

You could always go chemical! RMIT is supposed to be pretty excellent for that.

23/F/4503

What's cookin good lookin?

3350 here, got abused on the street today because I was speaking "Arabic" to my girlfriend, they assumed Arabic because she was wearing a headscarf and has dark skin. Just shows how fucked things are getting that everyone is always looking for a reason to have a go at Muslims.

>>23128432
Pics or gtfo

>>23128474
are you a girl fampai?
if so send me an email, [email protected]

>>23128470
Cunts aye. I have a guy at work that speaks Persian and people go off when he's on the phone.

>>23128480
Just messing around.

24/m/bris seeks ice skating buddy.

Preferably a qt grill but who really cares, I just want to skate.

>>23128491

Yeah, we had a lady come into the Baker's Delight and start going off about how she'll never shop at Brumbies again because their food is Halal certified, it's like, dude, you know Baker's Delight is Halal certified too?

It just makes me feel awful because it's not her fault, she moved here for me so I always feel responsible whenever stuff like that happens, and it happens quite a lot.

Bored af anyone around 4306 or Brisbane just wann go for random drive.

>>23128518
Yo 4306! Samesies here :)

>>23128515
Shit mate I feel for you. Too me 100% I use too be a hater red neck fuck like that but idk just didn't see the point hating on people that where only coming here too ecape the dick wholes they left back home that everyone hates.

It is just a same it took me so long to work it out. I hate thinking about the people I use too heckle and hate on when I use too hang with some stuiped people while there just trying too get on with there lifes.

>>23128511
Where in Bris? Which rink is your local, I mean?

>>23128518
I'm in Bris if you feel like hanging out
24/m

4306 represent haha what part mate I'll race you in my mazda. ;p

Ipswich - Oxley

>>23128570
South side, the Iceworld at Acacia Ridge is the one I go to. Would be willing to branch out and go somewhere that's agreeable to everyone though.

Anyone in 4078?

That's the one. Good ring

What's 4078 Forrest lakes?

>>23128648
yeah

Any ponds down there with River weed in them I need too pull out some for my turtles

>>23128666
we have a lake... and it has weeds in it. think it has toxic algae though so probably not a good choice to feed your turtles with lol

>>23128676
Yeah maybe not. Anyone know of elodea plant floating around around

3806 Here, Rolling up a spliff to toke as I type.

>>23128511
I should mention that rollerblading at a rink is good too. Technically speaking I'm better on wheels but ice is a lot less sweaty in summer weather like this.

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>>23128580
Bring it on homo.

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21/m/2220

Who's near my area?

>>23128747
Got kik? I commute to Bris and wouldn't mind something to do there other than work.

>>23114255
6000 m 32 here. Laying around contemplating watching S2 of The Leftovers.
Wish I could toke tho and have a joke with a bloke

>>23128921
Kik is popsprocket

pls don't add if you plan to murder me

Male 20 ;)
2320
Snapchat
Borredd1

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>>23128991
Messaged

>>23110762
>>23122119
Do you people have Snapchat?

>>23128470
im in the rat aswell

Where the Adelaide people at tho

>>23129239

m/25/5014 here bro.

>>23129262
Yay, do you have snapchat?

Any gold coast girls want to go hiking ??

>>23129266
Nah do have a kik though. asl btw?

>>23129271
20/m/5086
Yeah, what's yours?

>>23125897
I'm also from 4701

>>23129270
kik?

>>23106923
I'm keen. 4280

>>23110762
>>23122119
>>23129326
Add me in snapchat if you want, assuming we don't already know each other.

kittteh

>>23109672
>>23109063

What's up lads?

>>23128518
4306 as well.

>>23124371

Hi Tori, how's your study progressing?

Any sydney girls wanna fuk?

email me

[email protected]

>>23133663
Only if you promise to be gentle

>>23123518
24m south perth

>>23133720

>thikdik
>gentle

You must be new.

>>23132867
Dying from heat exhaustion

2120? Whatever Pennant Hills is. 22/M Anybody on around here? Would like to smoke..

>>23133726
true buddy

24/f/syd.
Bored and hot, bleh :(

>>23135288
Keen for a smoke?

>>23135288

hey where in sydney?
im 29/m/inner west. bored and lonely and want a qt gf

>>23133726
Well hey. 24m West Perth here.

3350/23/human male

>>23135418
I'm already in bed :(

>>23135438
Not ready for that kind of commitment, sorry Internet stranger

>>23135472

what about cuddles and kinky sex?

22/m/ Sydney
bored af, no work tomorrow
anyone doing anything interesting?
any fems about?
kik cronlol

Where to find qt older (27+) gf in brisbane?

Where to find the young gays (20ish) in Adelaide?

>>23135288

Where abouts are you located in Syd?

6102/6154
Who tf up????

>>23135786
6108
Why multiple post codes?

Melbourne guys or girls? 19m. But anyone up?

20/m/syd
anyone else see this shit cropping up on their fb?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnalYzdoSRU