bad assumption thread. lets assume the worst about eachother.

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>>23094905
You're the exact opposite inside as you are out. You know this and use your looks to emasculate and use your orbiters

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>>23094905
You spend most of your working day in the bathroom swiping left on Tinder.

>>23094912
Nice thinly veiled compliment. You think you're clever and don't realize your friends are pretending to laugh at your failed jokes and mundane witticisms.

>>23094931
Almost got it right, I always realize that they're pretending to laugh

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you look like you have a wonderful wife with a husband who works as a engineer and you stay at home with your 2 dogs, your hoping for a few kids in the future

>>23094938
Trolls threads with pictures of ugly girls and titters to himself, as if he's the first.

>>23094953
If that was directed at me, fuck you.

You're a barista at a coffee shop and pretend you're better than the faux coffee snobs that order Starbucks drinks, but you only majored in literature to pick up babes, you shallow piece of shit.

>>23094975
Those certificates are real, but you killed the person who earned them and have taken over their life.

>>23094981
god dammit how did you know?

>>23094975
Has had an abortion

>>23094953
Addict

>>23094987
the worst thing i've done is gotten a C on my AP chem test

>>23094966
somebodys insecure about her self worth how is anything i said bad just saying you look like a pleasant well adjusted person, and i think i misread the topic of this thread

>>23094905
Closet freak. Obtained great grades throughout college and high school but never landed a job.

>>23094912
Super chill person that's always down to smoke whenever. Unforunately he still lives in his moms basement.

>>23094931
Hot pocket, pizza roll eating machine. You could easily down an entire pizza in under 15 minutes. Your hobbies include football, drinking with friends and shooting guns.

>>23094938
Wished you were the cool girl in school. Depressed due to being a fatass.

>>23094975
You were once VERY ugly as a child and got picked on for it. Now since youve made new friends and generated new confidence, you feel like youre ready to take on the world.

>>23095059
Never commits to anything. Loves to smoke weed and is extremely nonathletic. Every-time the boys go out to play basketball or hockey you come but never do anything. You also bowl around a 75 and never try.

>>23095061
You didnt start masturbating until age 15. With that being said, you had sex at age 16 with your fat mexican neighbor who actually had a cute face at the time. Now in your 5th year of college, youre going to graduate and get a job at the local bank.

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>>23095061
prude

also; not you

>>23095107
You are right about everything. I don't understand what you ment in the last part about bowling though

>>23095128
Bowling, your score can vary from a 0 to 300 i believe and 75 is a shitty score.

>>23095137
Oh. I don't bowl that much. I'm actually pretty surprised by your asumptions. What gave me away?

>>23095012
You are an illiterate dumbass who often pours orange juice down the sink and mixes bleach with vodka.

>>23095059
You steal from tourists as collective punishment for the Western world's support of South American dictatorships.

>>23095061
You are a shitty collage.

>>23095113
You take better care of your car than your sixteen kids.

>>23095107
Negatory, aside from the pizza bit.

>>23095145
I'm just good with these things, boss. Leave it at that.

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Im gonna take the lazy route and assume all of you are highly anxious, overcome with fear of where you will be in the future, and are some kind of depressed. Or Im projecting ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>23095175
You just got out of a very serious relationship. So serious that you almost married her. The reason it didnt work out was because she was really stupid and you, also are VERY stupid. Now you spend your free time playing league or going to the local driving range to hit some golf balls with your uncle.

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>>23095175
lol addict
>>23095113
no aspirations
>>23095059
never had a job
>>23094931
all friends are online

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>>23094912
dead inside
>>23094938
hits children
>>23095059
smokes marlboro edges
>>23095113
tfwnogf

>>23095198
Pretentious douche bag who has no friends at the end of the day. Even though he thinks he does. Nobody really loves you (seriously) except your little brother and your mom. Your father only wants you to become great so it looks good for him.

>>23095201
youre not real gtfo.

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>>23095059
You're a snob of some kind who thinks He's better than everyone else

>>23095218
eat DICK

>>23095152
>>23095183
>>23095201
Couldn't be further from the truth

>>23095198
Dead-on. I got my degree and I got my job (teaching) and afaic I'm fucking done with life

>>23094905
I want to get you pregnant

>>23095175
You are lazy and often shit your pants instead of going to the bathroom.

>>23095198
>all friends are online
That is accurate. Each of my friends has access to the internet.

You compensate for your personality with hair dye and ironic sweaters.

>>23095201
Maintains innocent looks to spread STDs to unsuspecting altar boys

>>23095226
Only has one thumb

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>>23095253
Jokes on you.

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>>23095283
Foiled again!

>>23095253
sounds good

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>>23094905
Constantly worried about managing your image, desperate to be taken seriously.
>>23094912
Longing to have someone close you can actually confide in, something stronger than any friendship you currently have.
>>23094931
The amount of spiteful poison you're spewing into this thread would be sad if it weren't so entertaining.
I mean, that's how you justify it to yourself right? It's part of the joke, not at all a reflection on your frustration with your life circumstances...
>>23094953
Acutely photosensitive from the unhealthy amount of hours you spend indoors on a daily basis.
>>23094975
Posts pictures on online forums in your spare time, trying to garner some validation or praise for you looks.
Oh wait, that's everyone on this board.
>>23095061
Too self conscious to even post a decent sized photo on an anonymous website.
>>23095113
That looks like the face of resignation, coming to acceptance with some of the shit cards life has dealt you.
>>23095175
Pedophile.
>>23095198
Actually researches popular fashion in an attempt to offset insecurities about your physical aesthetics.
>>23095226
More than frequently uses forms of online entertainment, video games in particular to escape reality.

>inb4 rich white kid with no future

>>23095418
u dont look as rich as u think u do lol

>>23094905

>>23095418
Date rapes 13 year olds with ketamine he bought with his sister's trust fund

>>23095433
Had to go to the hospital for third degree friction burns of the dick and hand

>>23095432
It was basically the only comment I got on a different thread earlier today, was hoping for some variety.

>>23095441
dude serious??

>>23095444
Use Crisco next time

>>23094975

You're good at blowjobs but your asshole is really really dirty.

>>23095485
i think so too she also likes to be gang raped and demeaned by people screaming in her face how dirty her asshole is

>>23095494
aint got no sisters lol

>>23095494
Lacks the critical thinking skills to participate in this thread.

>>23095509
well fuck

>>23095497
Dude... Are you alright?

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Do your worst, I guess.

>>23095494

You spend more time on your hair than developing your social skills, i.e. why you're here

>>23095565
Fuck, just realized that could probably be used against me.

>>23094905
Intimacy issues because of a missing father figure

>>23094912
Socially awkward. Did inappropriate things as a teen with your moms undewear.

>>23094931
Had an ugly gf once and thought about suicide when she broke up with you.

>>23094938
Thief.

>>23094953
Drug addiction and loose family ties because of it.

>>23094975
You have a big mouth and act tough because inside your the same age you were when you were abused.

>>23095059
Too easy... not you, the assumptions.

>>23095061
You feel bad about cursing.

>>23095113
You have white friends to try and fit in but you feel like they talk bad about you when youre not there.

>>23095175
You think you are good with women because your standards are so low you can actually get laid.

>>23095198
Psuedo intellectual who starts conversation by bringing up shit you read on TIL subreddit.

>>23095201
You shit on the majority of the guys that might actually be good for you and let yourself be used by the dirtbags youre attracted to.

>>23095226
Youre on here way too much.

>>23095418
Youre ocd.

>>23095494
You try to be funny to the point that you overdo it and people just find you annoying.

>>23095565
Lol damn. I make sure my hair is looks alright thats for sure lol. Social skills part? Ehh, not so accurate.

>>23095587
I'm trying to get on the yearly list actually, got nothing better to do

>>23095565
Your penis is curved upward to the point that erections tickle your belly button.

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>>23095565
cold and accurate scientist
>>23095418
obssesed with looking at himself in every mirror
>>23095317
angry nerd
>>23095226
spends hours on his hairstyle
>>23095201
wants to fuck every guy she sees, even out of pity
>>23095198
goes fot cutie look but totally twisted inside

>>23095703
lol i wish
life would be easier that way
>>23095587
OH GEE GOLLY
WHERE ARE THE NICE GUYS?? WHY DOES SHE ONLY DATE JERKS
but fr i hope youre trolling

>>23095168
Ha, Ive never been in a "serious" relationship and my uncle is dead, so suck it.

You're like 14 right?

>>23095904
Cute, but you gotta rate please.

>>23095703
Thinks he's cool and dominant, but his girlfriend fucks a rainbow coalition of black, asian and hispanic men on the side.

>>23095904
Buys her ex-boyfriend a gun rack for his birthday.

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>>23094905
I'd say tramp. Dhort hair and all that could be a leftover from your days as a man.
>>23094912
Serial killer.
>>23094931
Basement dweller. I expect some hotglued minatures somewhere in the background.
>>23094938
You're actually a psycjo that shrieks when angry.
>>23094953
Definitely hobo. Trim that beard man and get a haircut.
>>23094975
Drug dealer. Your face makes me think of the mexican girl that gets pregnant in Orange is the new black.
>>23095059
Drug user. Burning Man is your favorite time of the year.
>>23095061
Perfectionnist and OCD, always want the files perfectly stacked up on the desk and then checks 17 times.
>>23095113
Nerd that actually beats up people when they dare complain about the IT thag doesn't work.
>>23095198
You wish your parents acknowledged your succes more.
>>23095201
Very nice to people upfront but a total bitch when their back is turned. The quiet face is suspicious.
>>23095226
Tries to get views on twich/YouTube. Fails miserably.
>>23095418
Got big, but still insecure inside.
>>23095904
You've got people buried in that greenhouse, or you develop poison in there.


Do your best anons.

>>23096473
Lol, if I thought u was interesting enough then maybe I would, but the market for that is over saturated

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>>23094905
The ex that killed my cat
>>23094912
Rapist/serial killer
>>23094931
World of Warcraft is my life
>>23094938
Goes to parties but doesn't party right
>>23094953
Pothead
>>23094975
Has taken countless dicks in the ass
>>23095059
Part of a garage rock band
>>23095061
Job=life
>>23095113
Regular at local McDonald's
>>23095175
Restaurant owner
>>23095198
Way too nice
>>23095201
Plastic
>>23095226
Pewdiepie worshipper
>>23095418
Nice with friends, asshole at work
>>23095565
Rock doctor/geologist
>>23095703
Stalks neighbours
>>23096473
Fun friend who's all alone

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>>23094905
workaholic. is completely lost when theres not much going on
>>23094912
likes the idea of being social more than actually being social
>>23094931
highlight of his day is always coming home to a fresh batch of tendies
>>23094938
is very very easily triggered
>>23094953
is financially unstable, to the point of not being able to afford proper lighting
>>23094975
argues with her family quite frequently
>>23095059
is now considering meth
>>23095061
perfectionist, and loves to be in control
>>23095113
is now trying to make up for his past, which involved drug abuse
>>23095175
drinks himself to oblivion at any and every party
>>23095198
is a bit of a narcissist and loves to boast
>>23095201
slanders everyone secretly, even her "best" friend
>>23095226
streamer trying to make it big, but its not going well atm
>>23095418
shows off his guns to the ladies, but in reality he yearns for some cock
>>23095565
is not outstanding in any respect whatsoever; completely ordinary
>>23095703
had an extremely troubled past and likes to share it with others for sympathy
>>23096473
cries over most things, but keeps it a secret

>you all look desperate

>>23096598
Suicide bomber

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>>23096822

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>>23096667
Buys 3 new hoodies every year.
>>23096598
Mafia guy/drug dealer/pimp
>>23096567
Plays Starcraft 10 hours a day
>>23096473
Cheats on his wife
>>23095703
Teaches judo (i couldn't come up with anything bad)
>>23095418
165 cm tall
>>23095317
Dates a dakimakura

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>>23094938
extremely boring
>>23094975
attention whore
>>23095113
probably can't clean
>>23095201
Cute and self centered
>>23096473
can only talk about sports
>>23096892
probably only into entry level anime

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>>23094931
better dont start a fight with u, at least when it's online
>>23094905
wannabe mother, but career in corpo is more important right now
>>23094938
cries at nights, job in McDonald
>>23094975
rich parents, that made u opportunity to leave poverty
>>23095059
cool guy from neighberhood, lieks to smoke and skate
>>23095061
probably teacher, i have no idea how u get here
>>23095198
the "u cant sit with us starter pack"
>>23095201
lost virginity at age 14
>>23095226
watches a lot of youtube and twitch, highly addicted to energy drinks
>>23095418
you were bitten when u were young, thats why you started going to gym and now you feel very confident about your muscles
>>23095565
IT worker
>>23095703
the weird neighbor, wores only black clothes, probably atheist

>>23096892
>cheats on wife
I guess that would fit the French stereotype.
>>23096925
>sports
Bro, I just bet 50 quids on this team, I hope I get mad dosh!
Just kidding, I know jackshit about sports.

>>23096892
i'm a white girl but i wish i was japanese SO much, like japan is SO perfect i bet everyone practices jitsus in the corner and all the men will fall over for me

>>23096892
You fuckin nailed it b

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>>23094905
You'd probably kill me if I ate the last hot pocket.

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Ey on phone so can't assume

>>23095703

John Terry who never made it in football.

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>>23094905
Has a collection of dead babies.
>>23094912
Wears his cum sock twice a week.
>>23094931
Tries to mimik Tomska and failed.
>>23094938
Punched a girl because of a TV show
>>23094953
Is the hero(in) of his town...you use heroin.
>>23094975
Is a buzzcunt, jk.
once flirted with a judge to win a certificate
>>23095198
Isn't gay.
>>23095201
Loves anal...she even owns her own strap-on.
>>23095418
Uses steroids, cheating bastard.
>>23095703
Is dead inside, but a ray of sparkly happiness on the outside.
>>23096473
Loves cheese pizza.
>>23096598
Get's a bit TOO friendly with the local goats. :3
>>23096892
...Weeb.
>>23096925
Furry
>>23097017
White knights empty castles...
(Defends girl's with zero personality who just beg for attention using their bosoms)
>>23097921
...Is going to kill a few people, and I'm okay with this.

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>>23094905
doesnt want to be basic so is really into art
>>23096892
Not into confrontation

im not very good at this

>>23097921
I vote you for soc personalit 2k16, Brethren

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>>23094905
extremely picky eater(annoyingly so)
>>23094912
fake af irl
>>23094931
molested his cousin
>>23094938
clingy
>>23094953
meth
>>23094975
basic
>>23095059
Ok I take the other one back METH
>>23095061
married to the job
>>23095113
depression
>>23095175
spends too much on dank

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>>23098037
Probably touched a kid once
>>23097921
Virgin. This isn't an assumption this is fact.
>>23097017
Bullied a lot in high school.
>>23096892
All her friends are bitches. May also be a bitch.
>>23096598
Hits on his cousin
>>23096567
Uglier than his own dog
>>23095201
Pushes people away for no reason
>>23094905
Likes pineapple on pizza

>>23098394
How old are you? Good choice on the braces, you'll have splendid teeth.
Nice face.

>>23098418
Just turned 18 last month, not see if all that was sarcasm or not, haha

>>23098394
Touch of autism. Am I correct?

>>23098441
No no no! I really meant it. My teeth are all right but I wish I could get something to correct some, once in a while. But I'm afraid it's a bit late for me now, beaces would look odd.

I know you must hear that a lot whenever you post but you do are pretty.

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>>23094905
You're stringing some poor guy along.
He loves you, but you don't love him.
You never tell him your feelings.

Just keep tearing his heart. It's alright.
He's so far away.

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>>23098463
Fuck that was dark.

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>>23098495
It's also true.

>>23094905
Definitely the man in the relationship, your gf isn't quite as butch

>>23097065
pyccкий?

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>>23094905
stole this girl's picture somewhere
>>23094912
compulsive gambler
>>23094931
given up on friends
>>23094938
given up on love
>>23094953
given up on crack (only recently)
>>23094975
tells everyone she has a degree but actually doesn't
>>23095059
extremely racist
>>23095113
formerly obese, chain smoker
>>23095198
hates everyone
>>23095418
eternal frat boy
>>23096892
I wish japan won ww2
>>23098037
thinks of himself as an artist, can't draw for shit
>>23098394
stalker

>>23096598
The face of terror

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>>23098645
Still bitter over an ex gf, several years later
>>23098394
Only has sex in missionary
>>23098366
Bought some Desert Boots for way too much money and only wore them twice
>>23098360
Goes to DnB gigs with his friends because they suggest it, but really despises everyone there
>>23098037
Has heavily considered fingering/wanking off his dog on several occasions
>>23097921
Has actually uttered the words 'remove kebab' unironically at least once out loud
>>23097378
Has been going to the gym half-heartedly for a year but doesn't want to admit that it was all a waste
>>23097065
Constantly contemplates the entire history of the world leading up to this point
>>23097017
Follows a sport that's unfashionable in his area, golf maybe?
>>23096925
Considers himself to be spiritually better than everyone around him except his waifu

Do your worst

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>>23098779
Still plays vidya on Sega CD exclusively