/erpg/ Delicious AAAAABSSSSSS Edition
>What the fuck is ERP?
Erotic Role Play. This isn't just cybering as yourself or being flirty on kik, you can get that elsewhere on /soc/. This thread is all about roleplaying distinct characters. Your "ASL"s can be an elf princess and the rugged but gentle half-orc knight that saves her, or the dragon that keeps her. Or maybe you're sci-fi greasemonkey, or the pilot of the starfighter she's repairing. Anything is valid.
>How do I get started?
Before anything else, come up with the character you want to fuck as. Try not to make a boring character, make someone you think people would want to interact with, it doesn't have to just be sexually! Once you've come up with your character, register an account on https://www.f-list.net and create a profile for them. If you're having trouble with concept, feel free to talk here with us in the thread or join our channel with a blank profile. We're happy to help you figure things out!
>So, I made my Character, what now?
After you've created your character and think you're ready to actually ERP, open F-chat 1.0 or 2.0 from the chat tab on the top left of the Homepage. Look through the Public Channels and find the ones which interest you or apply to your character. If someone's ad interests you, look at their profile and private message them if they still interest you, or wait for someone to do the same to you. You can also post your character here, there's a chance one of us will be interested.
>Where do you guys hang out?
JOIN 4CHAN /ERPG/ CHANNEL
Just get on https://www.f-list.net/chat/ and type
That will take you right to the channel.
Hardly! Kink-focused scenes are incredibly common.
As far as actually in the channel, though, it's mostly OOC with the very rare public scene popping up.
Everybody loves abs.
You ladies are way too trim! Don't...son't you want to eat a couple of sweets once in awhile?
All vices in moderation, except the really fun ones.
Delicious Abs Edition, huh?
You know it.
Stupid sexy ssu-Raska.
What about beings all knotted scars and too scrawny for delicious abs?
For example, I, uh, have this Friend who has that problem, always thinking that overlapping layers of scars and skin patches surrounding her plugs make her look "like a cheap chopshop reject" or something like that.
He should find a way to market his fitness routine. Not sure the average gym has enough winsome waifs to punishingly stuff overfull, though.
Rarely is anyone in the channel butthurt. And no one really "blogs" either, we shoot the shit and have friendly chatting and sometimes arguing.
Also, good lord, everyone seems to appreciate /fit/. I think this is the first time everyone's had a suitable profile to post. Maybe I should make the next thread Fantasy, or something a lot of people have, instead of more niche concepts.
Might as well post my orc, then. Stronk, green, prone to terrible fates.
Stuffing winsome waifs overfull? Sounds suspicious. Possibly seditious. Authorities will investigate.
Looking back at some old shitscribbles, I've started thinking about maybe making an f-list profile based on a particular character. Been wanting to do it before but couldn't find any fitting art and wasn't sure about wanting to rely on my own. Now I either don't care or feel confident enough that I can improve.
Anyway, it's a homeless mutant with claws, tail and big teeth. Rip and tear bruiser type in vein of Reptile, Killer Croc, or Sabretooth. So, lean athletic monstergirl, lean athletic monsterboy, or both?
Houtengeki butts are a god damn miracle.
Wood rubba. But something tells me it's not for being converted into a shiny attack animal.
I'm kind of struggling writing a profile, do I go straight into smut or do I actually try to write a backstory, thoughts and goals? Or just characteristics and sex.
I'm leaning towards characteristics and sex, but I'm still getting over the whole embarrassed about sex even just writing it thing.
You want some blurbs about backstory and such, but these things are primarily advertisements for sexual interaction. So, don't skimp on what exactly about your character is appealing to fuck.
Some people like long backstories, others just go straight to the sex.
Most people seem to prefer some description of what the profile is like as a character and the sex stuff. To get an idea of how they interact with others and how scenes might work out other than just what position it will be in.
Backstory is unnecessary.
Focus on the here and now. But also smut is good.
Backstory is only useful if it serves as a way to get involved with your character. "We served in Kuwait together and now we meet at a bar and we're gonna bone".
Backstory is only necessary insofar as it immediately informs your character in the here and now. Otherwise you should leave it alluded-to at best; loose threads make for scene hooks. You want flexibility here so you can spin stuff out with potential partners.
The essential thing is billing what makes your character enticing and interesting, as >>23088678 stated.
Cum join the royal zeonic armed forces today! Our waifus are three times more kawaii and pure than any female feddy.
Too late, already did it. Regret seeping in slowly but surely.
I need to go deeper though, how do I delete an account entirely? I have an alt I don't wanna log onto anymore, but I don't like leaving things sitting around uselessly.
Nukes are bad
drop a colony instead.
So what'd you think of Thunderbolt?
I mean, as long as people are talking about dropping colonies and so forth...
The art looks very ugly, which is fitting considering it is supposed to be Grimdark UC. Io feels more like a villain than an MC, that being said I can't wait for him to start raping and killing everything he sees.
Also, why the hell was the first episode only 18 minutes? Even if you cut the OP and ED most episodes of animoo are 22 minutes or so.
Just try and make me fedfag
>Driving out into the desert
They'll be back in a week, tops. If they ever leave to begin with.
Also, no, the closest is when a friend updated their profile because they actually were dieing of terminal illness and wanted to let folks know why they were about to poof permanently.
>Still occasionally visit the profile for high impact feels because they were one of my favorite partners for years.
They're hanging around for 12 hours before they go into the desert. While posting ads in Sex Driven LFRP. I haven't seen this particular brand of attention whoring in a long time.
1 months of supplies. I give it a couple days honestly, randoms are going to message them and beg them not to. Ridiculous really.
That's pretty low. If it didn't get me inevitably reported and banned, I'd probably call them out on their bullshit, but they are definitely the types to get admins involved about cyber-bullying them.
Someone say Nazi?
(thanks, Zonetar Tentacles. Done on an idle request.)
I mean, I don't understand the point of nuking everything.
It's blocked now. What did it say? "Goodbye all my friends, I'm killing myself"?
>go into the desert.
Is that a metaphor, or...?
Wait, what? How was this shit worded? "I'm going to go out into the desert with a month of supplies and die"? How do you somehow mention imminent self-harm as well as "fully stocked"?
I wish I wasn't getting the blocked page, I feel like I'm missing something interesting.
Honestly that's not bad, although I feel like it needs to be a) cleaned up and b) it's too thin.
>How was this shit worded?
Almost exactly as you said it, "Goodbye all my friends and bookmarks, I'm going to be on for the next 12 hours if you wanna talk. After that I'm going out to the desert with a month of supplies, if I'm not back in a month then I'm dead."
I can see why some people might interpret it as "I'm intentionally going to die", but to me that sounds more like... "I might not be as good at camping as I think". There's also the "Goodbye all my friends and bookmarks" part.
Although the wording is a bit weird still. "I'm going out to the desert with a month of supplies, if I'm not back in a month then I'm dead". What is this, some sort of spirit quest thing?
Oh, and apparently >>23091529
Sounds pretty morose, though. Only people dying of terminal illness "want to die while still happy".
I'm trying to clean it up, but I'm not very good at that.
Then don't! Nobodys paying you or holding a gun up to your head to do it!
>Also, why the hell was the first episode only 18 minutes? Even if you cut the OP and ED most episodes of animoo are 22 minutes or so.
It's just an ONA/web series, not a full fledged OVA or TV show, so the episodes are shorter to reflect that.
Might as well post my new character. Lazy fox girl that wants to lick delicious abs, with a lazily made profile to match.
Here's a strange profile for petplay and bestiality kink.
Notes're tricky. For a lot of people, it's hard to keep the focus up on them, despite best intentions. Lord knows I've failed at this in the past, despite all the best intentions and wonderfully enticing partners.
I finally made a profile I might do stuff on, drop me a note if you're interested. Only really active one time during the day, will start doing shit tomorrow. Sending notes and looking around in chat rooms.
First profile, judge me harshly please. Probably a ton of mistakes I'll catch over the next few days of adding stuff on.
>Has art of being with other guys
>Short, to the point profile
>Good character art, that looks similar enough
Honestly my only criticism is to make your customs sexier. Talk about actions and what you want to do to people (and who you want to do it to) in terms that excite. The profile itself could also probably use work, but eh, I judge on customs above all else. You don't really tell much of who he is; I can't even tell if it's fantasy or modern.
I do love a manly man, though, and we definitely don't get enough of those. I want him to sit on my face.
For me it is. I hate seeing the system kinks.
Although technically he has system kinks, they're just tucked away like they should be. For a first timer he certainly knows what he's doing.
The profile in question still has loads of system kinks, they're just hidden in collapsible subkink buttons. If you want to know if he likes something, it's all still there, but hidden in a way that makes the profile more appealing. The guy is, in fact, using the site's features rather well (subkink editor).
I feel that in general if you do good customs that kind of question is usually answered. I mean, until you get into the strongly not-vanilla, I've always felt most questions are answered. If someone is strongly against things like watersports or feet, they'll generally list that.
Just because a feature exists doesn't mean it's a good one that I like. Do you put your Skype on the site? That's a feature you don't use, but I don't see you getting sarcastic about it, do I?
"I don't do random friends requests. I've never even spoken to you, so I can't be your friend." You can also add "I don't think I'm interested in your character to begin with."
I think they're more talking about me saying I hate system kinks. I haven't used them in ages, except when I'm intentionally trying to make a profile that looks different from my usual.
>Just because a feature exists doesn't mean it's a good one that I like.
Whether you like it or not doesn't matter, and it certainly doesn't have anything to do with it being good or not.
>Do you put your Skype on the site? That's a feature you don't use, but I don't see you getting sarcastic about it, do I?
I don't have one, moron. Go look for your strawmen elsewhere.
>I don't have one, moron. Go look for your strawmen elsewhere.
I'm sure you can extend the question to some other site feature you don't use, like the forum. Hell, half of us don't see the point in filling out all of the Info panel.
A site feature doesn't HAVE to be used. Go look for your strawma--that's not even a strawman for fucks sake.
Ugh, someone reported my ad for being 'too sexually explicit' when posted in the story driven channel of F-Chat. It was only meant to SET UP a story.
Fuck, I see far worse in that channel all the time and I'm the one who gets reprimanded over it? Really?
Usually if you're REALLY against something most people consider standard, you'll put that in your No list, whether that's a system kink or a custom.
What was the ad? And why would you bother with either of the LFRP channels?
Something - or someone - lurks beneath the waters. Large, scaled, and fierce, the naga hunts his prey. Not for food. Not for sport. But only to breed with a woman of another species. (Fantasy setting preferred, though SciFi works too)
Kept it simple specifically to fit both channels, but I guess they didn't take kindly to that. Going to change it anyway to make it more vague or story friendly.
Also, I only go there to find potential RP partners who happen to be online and looking if one of my partners is offline or not able to RP.
I can see how that does sound like it'd be for a one shot fuck session, to be honest.
Also, most of the time people who are Looking in those channels aren't looking at other people's adverts.
They have the freedom to sumbit a friend request for any of your profile if you haven't blocked them. You have the freedom to block them, and to reject or ignore any friend request they make. Also, >>23096331.
What about a profile makes it attractive to you /erp/? Is it the lewd word choices, long descriptions of characters, the custom lay outs or art? What is it that draws attention to a profile to you over just a wall of text?
I do like well-written customs. Really over-long profiles are kind of a strike against, especially when you have mountains of backstory that's probably irrelevant to whatever scene we're gonna do. Coherently-chosen art of passable quality is always a plus. Honestly though, more than anything else, it's a gut feeling - just something about the way a profile is put together that makes me think "yeah, this is something I want in on." Terribly un-scientific, that, but so it goes.
Custom layouts and art aren't really important, but I'm sure it helps that I have all my own stuff.
Pretty words, sexy physical/personality descriptions, unf as fuck custom kinks. If a profile doesn't have any customs, I'm already unsure.
Nice formatting (Not Necessary), quick to skim through to get the main idea, a strong sense of character, and a moderate custom kink list that helps direct what sort of scenes the character is looking for.
My profiles have none of these things, but let's just look over that fact. More than profiles though, first interaction with a person is what really matters to me. An average profile can be carried by someone who's cool OOC so hard.
Thanks man, I was going to go full sci-fi. But then I thought about all of the people who wouldn't want to do that setting and made it more murky in what setting he is based in, do you think I should commit to one and then make another character for a different setting?
Also yeah, I don't really know what else to put in for the profile but I'll add to it as I go hopefully get more of an idea of his personality.
Though male facesitting is lacking sorely, might add that in. Also finding images I like is hard, and even harder when I try to find with men and woman.
I sorta feel like you should just turn the Fetishes section into customs, but otherwise, I'm really liking her. A lot.
Is there anything more that needs to be said, though? Length for its own sake is no virtue. If you can summarize everything you need in three short paragraphs - and it looks like you can - then, hell, go for it.
...Says the Red who has only recently been eclipsed by Aislinne in regards to writing overlong posts.
If you really wanna pad it out a bit, I guess you could earmark a paragraph or two for a more detailed physical description. Hardly essential, though.
That person is called Red. He's referring to himself in the third person like a dork as he points out how he should follow his own advice on keeping things succinct. Explanation done.
F-List is so broad that the only consistent flavor is dickgirl. Any advice you receive (even profile advice in this thread, although I do generally prefer the thread's advice to advice elsewhere) is going to be pretty subjective.
That said, boobs are never a bad thing if you're into that.
I'm all for that. Rapey monsters and bitchbreaker BBCs are fine and dandy, but sex can be good happy fun too, and there's definitely a bit of a lack there. Happy positive fetishy sex is even rarer.
>partner vanishes before the scene gets even remotely lewd
Shit like this makes me wanna drop a colony :T
Sexytimes where everybody is upbeat and enjoying themselves are the best kinds of sexytimes. And yes, >>23099420 explained my digression perfectly well. Right down to me being a self-depreciating nerd.
>be nice please ;_;
This profile is everything I want to see in a profile (except you mean "olive", not "oliva") and then the customs are nonexistant. Fix that and maybe get more pictures and you'd be 9/10 at least.
I feel that committing is useful. You can also offer various options. Just don't make the mistake of "here's my Fantasy version" in a collapse and "here's my scifi version" in a collapse and "here's my modern version" in a collapse.
Also, yes, male face sitting. Unf. Especially with a big sweaty musky daddy type...
So? Make the customs longer, really. Talk about what you enjoy and how you enjoy it and why you enjoy it. Make customs that drive the reader to want to fuck your character. If you still feel your profile is too short, add in some plot hooks.
That random person is an idiot and you should ignore them. Titty monsters are dumb.
I like happy, depraved, debauched sex. I like sex where the participant is happy to be beaten and humiliated.
What's the matter putting different settings into collapses? Sounds like an alright thing to do to branch out. Like a cowboy setting, Sci-fi Cop setting and a medieval Guard settings.
I mean I'd be willing to do any setting really, but showing I'm open to others is a good thing?
So, I've got a character that I've been meaning to use, but haven't really found too many people interested in her. I might post her here, but before I do, what's your opinion on naive voluptuous girls who focus on outercourse (intercrural, etc), cuddling, and [spoiler]touch fluffy tail?[/spoiler]
If you can sell it, s'good.
I've been busy these last few days, but I should be able to finish the character idea I mentioned before in the last thread soon. Got lots of ideas for him, but again images are the hardest part.
I want to Zeek out so badly in so many ways.
Collapses are useful, yeah, but they're also a turn off, and people doing what I listed off tend to essentially create three different profiles on one page instead of focusing. One "setting" collapse is fine, but the general rule of thumb is that you don't use a collapse unless it's a good paragraph or two... and this information doesn't really need to be a paragraph or two.
Just work in that your character is available for any setting. No need for detailed paragraphs with divergent options.
As much lewd potential as there is for Gundam stuff, I can't help but think about how I'd rather do something story focused than lewd focused. Not to say that you can't have both but... the balance definitely swings one way over the other.
Well, you mentioned you're making a guy, but if you don't mind orientation play, you could always hit me up at... >>23090786
Bam! Profile Makeover complete, have a look at William Dancer redux!
I'm still iffy on the icon and inline picture, but damn good pictures of men in suits are hard to find and the profile looked small and empty without some sort of art. What do you think?
That sounds neat. Do get in touch with me at your convenience.
Still looking for comments and suggestions on the small-time showmistress and her pet tentacle monster! And play, of course. Play is good too.
Will do! Also, you get one guess as to what my first (and favorite) suit is.
It wouldn't happen to be the RGM-79, would it? Kidding!
She seems neat. There's information in the sidebar that's not present, but somewhat implied from what I gather by reading over the profile. I understand the reasoning for leaving the character(s) listed as Genderless, though it might color some people's expectations when they see you in the chat. Anyway, would hit up with escaped convict alien lady.
Well, I can tell you at least that it's no Zaku. No Zaku!
[spoiler]I still love Zakus though[/spoiler]
I dunno, I feel like committing is detrimental but I'm still tempted to do it. Maybe if I feel like it's needed I'll put it in a "Setting Collapse" but I'll just gaze over it for now. So I'll see if I can do some play first and feel it out I guess.
I probably shouldn't of, but I made another character. Maybe more suited to people's tastes. Planning to make another one for a more submissive mode, if I'm in one. Funny as-well, maybe I should go full MALE PREFERRED looking through profiles, I'm only bookmarking blue profiles. Feel like I'm living a LIE. Found like one red profile that really clicks with me.
Hah. I like it, but you should cut out the inline, instead of just putting the image there without editing. Make it a transparency.
I've been tempted to use Producer artwork myself, though my idea was more of a suffering idol producer who does whatever the girls want in a submissive but not necessarily subby way. Like "you're being very difficult. If I eat you out, you'll record this track correctly?"
Or just getting buttfucked by horny teenage shemales.
If you want more of that character, try this tag:
I feel like you should call it Priapus instead of Praxis. Praxis is a weird name for a giant cock.
Just one collapse is fine. I'm just saying don't go full on five collapses. (Like Charity and Praxis, actually)
By the way, less collapses. Less everything. I mean, I guess your profile does kind of need a lot of explanation, but... does it really need that much?
Then again I guess it's not really a turn OFF, since you do have a lot of customs (although everyone could use more)
I met a fun catgirl person in here months upon months ago (who was nice to talk to in general) and every time we were about to do something... real life troubles came up for me. So eventually I went silent for months to settle those issues and I just feel bad after getting their hopes up so much.
Probably the only time I've ever felt bad about erp stuff
Hey, looking for someone to run an ERP D&D style game, not sure how this is normally done but we're looking for a DM and/or more players
Original idea was
>Humancentric zealot cleric of Zarus
>Gets shanghaied by an all female party of orcs, gnolls, and other monstrous humanoids much higher level than he is
>In between being forced to heal them they take turns groping, molesting, and raping him, only letting him have any relief when he submits and acknowledges his place
>Despite his great hate for non humans they slowly wear him down, molding him into the perfect subby healslut
>By the time he falls out of grace with Zarus he's been fully converted into worshiping the superiority of their monstrous and sexy bodies and is now so fanatically devoted to his place as their bitch that he gets healing spells for it
and things spiraled out from there
Contact either Raith the Polar Bear or Alex Brey on F-list if you're interested
>looking for someone to run an ERP D&D style game
No one will ever run your game except you.
To give you the same advice everyone gets: If you want a game, you need to run a game.
(And that's true even if it wasn't a lewd game, which honestly I personally don't really think work).
I've found out that sometimes people who hunger after certain darker flavours of sex railroad themselves into unhappy times and/ or bad ends. It's almost like they want to, but don't know how else to play except to go through all the motions of their kink.
>F-List is so broad that the only consistent flavor is dickgirl.
I've kind of had a simmering desire to get jacked off while my pussy is being eaten, but for various reasons I don't think I will be able to let it happen anytime soon.
>maybe I should go full MALE PREFERRED
No anon, full on male preference would be Gay.
Send a Note, a really steamy short story. Use it to remind them of the play you were going to do, why it was so hot to both of you, and give an outstandingly arousing sample of your writing.
If you feel like it's necessary, have a short and to-the-point OOC section after the story that apologizes for your absence and asks to play again.
We conversed by only email really, and the email I talked to them on was an alt account I no longer remember the info to since it's been like 6 months..
their profile in question, I dunno, it feels a bit weird to try and contact someone over this stuff again but I really did like being around them anyways.
>Make profile, add avatar and pictures
>Decide to go to bed and finish it later
>Wake up, profile has one bookmark
Wat? Why would you even do that? I can understand liking the art but for all they know I could be the worst RPer ever.
True I suppose, if it'd make them happy, then I'd be pretty happy.
I'll try and get that email back and contact them, if not I guess I'll make an (awful) f-list just for the sake of reaching out to them.
It's done now anyway: https://www.f-list.net/c/glyss%20verdiss
Feels kinda short compared to some of my other profiles, but I guess I've been adding to them for months. That and this is kinda a niche character.
It's fun, ain't it?
Like dating and scientific research, f-list is less about holding out for true love's first meeting or waiting for that one flawless hypothesis to inspire you and more about vigilant openness and dedication to a set of principles; a numbers game where you set your net as wide as you think you can still haul it in and fully explore each alleyway to find either a dead end, another set of alleys, or ultimate satisfaction.
>I could be the worst RPer ever.
Sure, but then you have people like >>23104580. Unless they find you first, you are never going to get a crack at that the conventional way. There is an entire pool of great to middling players where, for various reasons, you are only going to get a kick at the cat if you snipe them as they're making their profiles.
Think of it binding them to you before they imprint on someone else.
Lili, reminder that we're on for tonight at 8ish (depending on when Rainer's nap ends).
Anyone else who wants to watch (which won't be that lewd), we're going to finish up character creation and building the secondary cast tonight in the "Wolves of Gotham" channel (though no one's really in there at the moment).
Well, SOMEBODYS been looking into my semi-philosophical musings.
All the Zootopia porn already going around has left me with a weird hankering for sizeplay. Not just for sex, but also for the worldbuilding aspect of playing around with broadly different sizes in a mixed society, that kind of thing.
Anybody else feeling similarly?
ERP is heavily correlated with flakiness. Tabletop RPGs attract their own degree of flakes; doubly so for online sessions. So basically you have an intersectional perfect storm of noncommittal no-shows.
Sorry, I'm afraid I don't have a clue who who are. Beyond possibly being that guy who posts Sin City art in the thread; but then I didn't really read their posts either.
Still, it's nice finding out that others are able to wander into the same neck of the philosophical woods as we have, isn't it?
You've got a good outlook on things. I'd say the best approach to ERP is to cast the net wide, harrow your catches, enjoy what you can, and keep close the ones that really mesh well with you. Personally, I got ridiculously lucky and hit it out of the ballpark with my very first partner on F-List, but I'm not so naive to assume that such is a common tale.
There'll be good scenes and bad; loyalists and flakers. Sometimes you'll have something enormously promising fall apart for whatever reason, and sometimes modest beginnings will blossom into something truly amazing. It's all part of life in the Zone, and the best thing to do is take it all in stride.
>add a bunch of lewd kinks to the customs
>2 bookmarks now
Get fucking rekt randoms.
I hope you mean harrow as in "to husband and cultivate, and not harrow as in "to hound and distress". Other than that your outlook seems pretty sound.
Congrats on your true love's cervical kiss, there. As much credit probably goes to you for being a home run slugger as to your partner for being that perfect sweet spot pitch.
But you're right, all sorts of shit happens, and will keep happening. What matters is that you keep at at, keep adaptive, and know where your bread is buttered at any given time.
You didn't want them anyway.
>I hope you mean harrow as in "to husband and cultivate, and not harrow as in "to hound and distress".
Mostly, yes. Sometimes you need to hound people a little as well, but I prefer to avoid that inasmuch as possible. And it always takes two to tango, but I'm happy to leave the majority of credit with the other half of the equation. Especially in that particular case.
To thine own self be true and whatnot.
Yeah, let's see *you* try to do a thousand-cock anal gangbang without a 55-gallon drum of lube on hand.
Everyone gets into sizeplay eventually. *Everyone*.
I like sizeplay, but not like that.
Yes, but the last few posts have been so profoundly Red that it made my face go red just looking at them.
Really though, I just wanted an excuse to use "X is out in force tonight" and Red was posting like Red. Perfect timing.
I dunno if they're necessarily awesome, but here's mine.
"Tovarisch" is a good word. I like the way it sounds. The scars left by spendin' way too much time studying the very unique form of human misery that is Soviet history, I suppose.
Masochistic blacksmith. There's a character concept for somebody to bat around.
Hammer and anvil, indeed. So many belaboured puns you can rattle off here.
Won't hear me argue against that. Especially when you put it in the same kind of language I would use.
Well of course, that's really the best way to go about it.
What are the odds I could get some muscular mannies or lewd fembois for some man on man Mindflayer action?
Depends, does this mindflayer actually crack open brains and eat them, all while making his prey feel exultant euphoria, even though they're fully aware that their cranium is broken open and magical tendrils are poking through their brainmeats and absorbing all their thinkythoughts to forgetify them?
Because I've been wanting to make a mindflayer for that.
Either the guy on top has an obscenely long dick, or that masked futa is really arching back into that plowing.
Well shucks. Is Flist down for anyone else?
Momentarily exploded. Seems to have righted itself again instantly, but it's taking a lot of people a while to get logged back in.
Bunchacrunch is Red? I've learned something.
I'm guessing door number 2.
Trying to imagine what's causing her facial expression. Suddenly reminded by someone's offhanded comment that she has a canister of lewd serum X in her thigh velcro pouch? In turn reminding her of a vulnerability she has, maybe to a certain person.
Nah, I'm not nailing it. Maybe someone else can come up with something and sell it better than I can, I'm back into the breach.
Crunch != Red. I'm more the kind of guy that enjoys Nietzsche just because of his super-expressive style rather than any philosophical rigor on his part (because Lord knows that's woefully lacking). Objectivism... eugh.
But whatever. That's a dispute for another time and another thread.
Now, as for that facial expression, I'm imagining she's realized just how much that damned outfit shows off her ass. Her line of sight seems directed slightly rearward and down towards her hip, so, hey, great show from behind! Something for friendlies to enjoy.
Submissive shemale is great.
Nietzsche's said so much shit there's something for everybody to love. Nietzsche's a philosopher you go to for quotes, because you can probably find a Nietzsche quote that supports (or condemns) just about anything. Like the Bible.
Just made one, first character profile I've ever made, so any advice on formatting / content would be greatly appreciated
My rule of thumb is that if you can't find an idea or position in Nietzsche that he doesn't refute himself, it means he didn't seriously think about it. Still, great literary stylist, and apparently triply so in his original German.
And yes, submissive futa are great. Not nearly common enough, but great.
Have I appeased the Custom Kink God? Do I need more?
>tfw 4 people suddenly approach your nearly year-old profile within a day through IC in chat rooms or just random PMs wanting to set something up with you out of the blue
>each of them wanting something a little different out of your character from the other
I'm so used to doing the approaching. It's a little overwhelming like this for sure, but it's so refreshing.
Yeah, there's a few that you haven't filled in yet, but you're off to an exceptionally promising (re)start there.
Start plowing each other, get interrupted partway through, have a grand ol' orgy of murderin', then go back to the banging amidst the ruined wreckage of bandit lives.
There. Lots of fun for everyone.
I could have sworn I filled them all in. Fixed now. I think I fucked up somewhere in the saving process, as I made them all first, then set descriptions in little batches so I wouldn't lose too much work if something happened.
It's been known to happen on occasion.
What's bad about it?
Other than looking like MySpace.
I mean, I assume the spelling is bad or something? I'm not giving it a chance. No customs and if they knew about animated eicons, it would lok like a Geocities page.
>What's bad about it?
Assuming you're being serious, a profile that is 50% inline image spam, 10% irrelevant text, and 40% youtube links to shitty music, it utterly reeks of myspace/deviantart/elfwood/gaia stylings typical of a 14 year old.
Pretty much >>23113168 this. The formatting is hideous, there's an entire section dedicated to seeing how many song titles they can "incidentally" (read: "awkwardly") cram into a single paragraph as Youtube links, and the actual info sections are huge and lengthy and 99% pointless. The "History" section is two and a half pages long on my screen, and is a straight copy/paste of the History section from the character's page on the FMA wiki. There's a nearly-a-page-long list of AMV links. And absolutely no kinks listed, custom or otherwise.
And yet it's nearly guaranteed they get play.
>Sometimes I worry that I'm too old for my hobbies.
You're getting there. I'm hitting 30 soon myself and now finally understand why almost everyone I've ever known past 35 just sits on the couch, nodding in and out of naps as they vegetate in front of a TV watching reruns after work. At some point you just run out of energy and passion for the things you used to enjoy. After awhile, you've just plain done everything the hobby has to offer. I've more or less reached that point with video games and roleplay, the latter of which I've been doing for just over 16 years, from pretty much the very beginnings of it being a thing on the net.
Upon the realization that I've slowly begun to lose all enjoyment in the many hobbies and pleasures that make me, well, me, I take solace in the fact that I have my trusty mossberg to GG out within the next year or so. Not out of depression per se, but just pure apathy, boredom, and a total lack of any actual goals or wants in life.
And now you know why mid-life crisis and dumb shit like '30 is the new 20!' is a thing. People desperately trying to recapture that window of your life where you got to actually do shit you cared about instead of being burnt out or saddled with marriage, children, or a career that takes up all your time and dwindling capacity for energy.
Please do not say these things. I'm pretty close to your age and taking that approach to things is despair. I don't need more despair in my life; I much prefer things like the silly and meaningless enthusiasm I had when I found this picture.
Enjoy what time with your friends you have left before they get into serious relationships or just get too saddled with work to ever really communicate(let alone hangout) with you more than once every month or two tops. The ones that get married are the ones you may as well just write off.
>Yfw you complete first F-list profile with an ultra-specific, weird fetish and get a positive first response
>ultra-specific, weird fetish
An older man who only has sexual relations through his puppet, which happens to be shaped like a girl?
Sounds like F-List.
I'm 27 and honestly if it weren't for the fact that I'm poor and in need of meds and shit, I'd be fine with my life. Only reason I'm less interested in my hobbies is because I'm to poor and it's hard to do them. Like for instance playing VtMB is choppy as hell on this laptop, and my chair isn't even comfortable. If I had a comfy chair and a real battlestation and didn't live with parents and had medication that I need to not feel SAAAD... like, my life would suck less.
So for me at least it has nothing to do with age.
>tfw I love hanging out in /tg/ Chat, but never ERP anymore, since HRT has basically killed my sex drive
Anyone else know these feels?
You lost control of your life a long, long time ago, /r9k/. Just... it hurts to watch.
I just called a girl a cunt in character and she was like:
>Cunt really bye
I could tell she would be like that, because she was the sort of girl that's always upset because you're not being rough enough in the rp. Those types always seem to have a sjw streak. Rory is an extreme example (in terms of the roughness he desires and his sjw tendencies).
Which one are you?
Oh, /tg/chat, not 4chan/erpg/.
We'd probably be better for you. /tg/chat was super transphobic and just plain dumb years ago, and I've heard it still is.
Speak for yourself. It's hilarious.
Stop being dumb.
Also, Inene is more like that. He likes it super rough, but degradation of any sort is a super turn off. Sometimes people have very specific turn offs. And if you're in the middle of masturbation, something like that is all the worse.
I mean, even most people here would be turned right the fuck off if someone started sitting on their dick in an RP. I don't agree with the instant ignore (under any circumstance), but I can understand why some people might do that instead of worry about talking through something.
Goddamnit, I'm on Steam Browser playing Bloodlines. It's like typing through molassas. You know what I meant. SHITTING. Giving you the old Cleaveland Steamer. A right Dirty Sanchez. Space docking.
So I'm just starting to get into this, working on a profile, backstory and everything. Where do you find images to go with the character though? Just random deviantarts or draw them yourself?
Deviantart. Boorus. Hentaifoundry. Tumblrs. Basically any art repository you can get your claws into, depending on what you're looking for.
Yes, I knew what you meant, I was just taking the piss.
Some people are artists, and draw their own stuff. Some pay to have art made for them. Most often though, people browse sites like deviantArt, gel/danbooru, etc, and find images to use from those places.
Alright so I've been thinking about a backstory. Would a blacksmith turned arena-figher intoxicated with egoism after his first victory in an arena of sorts be interesting enough? I've just been spitballing for a bit and I think that's a semi-interesting story to build on for a muscly dom character, wanted to get some input.
Yes. Do it.
One crowning moment was when I was compared to you as the 4chan rooms endearing mascot.
Cheers to ya, big guy. But please - stay away from the little girls. One says she's under 18? Drop her like a rock.
>MFW all these people on F-list totally open to being Mindflayered
Finally, I'm at peace with my lewd brethren
>Pretending you can live off your parents your whole life.
Unless they've got serious problems of their own they are eventually going to get tired of your shit and you're going to have to join the rest of us wage slaves.
Supposedly, but, well, TERA is free to play, and if all you're looking for is ERP, do you really want to be paying a monthly fee(Or any fee, for that matter)?
The game itself is actually not half bad at all. It probably has the best combat system of any MMO I've played. It knows it's audience, though. If you want to make a male character be prepared for shitty options, with 3 entire classes locked out of the gender with no unique classes of their own to balance it out. Elins are pretty much their meal ticket, too, as all the pay-for cosmetics and such seem geared towards lolis. If you get the uncensor patch to change the aesthetics from the Muristan version back to the normal Korean version, outfits get pretty promiscuous and suggestive, especially for Elins.
Basically, good gameplay, meh story, decent visuals, no price barrier, and lolipalooza. Unfortunately there are some decidedly asian quirks when it comes to customization. No delicious brown to be found.
Maybe. The E side of RPing is sorta the extra. I'm going to be using these FFOnline keys I got in a humble bundle with them next month so like, whatever.
I just like to have fun.
I'm not entirely sure, check their general in /vg/. I haven't personally tried it but I've seen a few people doing it. I only just got back into the game last night on my joke character, but kinda considering making an actual character for that sort of thing
I had a noticeably brown human partner, and I had a castanic that could've sprung out of that one brown flavors picture. I'd get you pics but I don't have it installed in this computer and it's a potato anyway.
There is little to no sex in these chats.
You don't honestly expect us to roleplay in the thread like some kind of degenerate feddy forum user do you?
They're for getting to know people so you can drag them into PMs and violate every eager orifice in a matter that is mutually satisfying. Duh.
>Get asked if I want them willing or unwilling
>'lol her body will be willing, but she'll be unwilling at first
>That's not unwilling
>'hehe then willing it is, cause I can't keep up unwilling'
Then why the hell offer it? It's a monster character, of course I'm going to be doing rape 90% of the time. It feels too cartoony when someone is happy to oblige some creature impregnating them.
>not fucking on the chat where everyone can read
Hey, don't look at me, I do it all the time. Just not in the 4chan channel.
Unfortunately I've cut back on it a lot lately since it's given people the idea that I'm obligated to play with them just because they beckon me in public play. Playing monsters is rough.
>It feels too cartoony when someone is happy to oblige some creature impregnating them.
No siller than the existence of such a monster to begin with. For some, the unlikely desire of a high-value female wanting to get ruined by a monster is the whole point of the thing.
Bam, brand new Priest heal slut for comfy in fantasy for you all.
Well, well, look at you. That's some pretty solid work there. Nicely done.
That's because people are doing it in private instead of getting all up in everyone else's way.
When two people are typefucking in a channel, that means no one else can talk without interrupting it and getting in the way. It's rude to put people in that position, so you take it to PM.
I like to play unhinged characters. There are women who want to fuck Charles Manson.
Every Undertale spoiler I learn makes it more and more confusing.
>Gender set to None
I feel like you're a little short on info. It's fine for its intended audience, I'd imagine, particularly since you've got plenty detail in the kinks, but the character gets basically no explanation, no opportunity to say "here's MY take on this", and that feels like an opportunity missed.
Still working on kinks and the general layout of the profile but how does this sound for a character? I think it would be interesting to RP with but I guess I'm biased. What do you guys think about the character and/or what could be added to make it better?
Interesting characterd can be pretty subjective, but I think you have at least a good core concept. Playing straight blue on F-List can be a challenge since there are so many of them. I won't comment much on layout, but there are a few examples of decent ones in thid thread. Don't do fuckhuge inlines or collapse walls and you should be fine. You could definitely benefit from more kinks, both customs and the standards. It is easy to say 'more' when you aren't the one writing the profile, but it really does help make a profile nicer. Also consider enabling the setting that puts all customs at the top. It makes it cleaner and easier on the eyes. That all said, I bookmarked you and will send you a note on my new character later.
Believability is not realism. Believability is shit making sense within the context of a situation. It's the difference between Ripley in Alien running in fright when a Xenomorph charges at her, and Ripley stopping in her tracks to randomly make fucking balloon animals for it while riding a unicycle and fully reciting the transcripts to Roe vs Wade while Cold Play blasts in the background.
Just because a situation isn't grounded in exacting real world context doesn't mean everything has to ignore any and all logic.
His "/tg/chat is totally transphobic" is based on "one cunt was spouting transphoby, he complained to at-the-time channel owner about it and got banned" so he's kinda understandably salty about that guy. Except the mod team have gone a nearly complete overhaul over the years past so he becomes dumb instead.
How is the actual GAME in TERA?
Korean grind bullshit?
There's a little disconnect there.
Also not entirely sure what you want to be doing with the character/have happening to him.
>Every Undertale spoiler I learn makes it more and more confusing.
That's because of the disjointed picture you're forming. I had that too until I went and read pretty much everything of importance in one sitting.
Males have blue colour named in f-chat. Thus the nickname.
Playing them is hard because, they are a default choice for newbies for various reasons, and a lot of newbs suck at it, and thus there is a certain stigma and you need to show serious effort to break it. Also they outnumber straight females.
>How is the actual game
It's alright. Pretty nice combat system that keeps you fairly active compared to most MMO's. The rest is pretty much run of the mill MMO shit. MMO's aren't exactly known for unique gameplay.
... it wasn't just Erinna. It was an overwhelming sense of the chat. I had several transgender users PM me to tell me that they appreciated me saying something like that, because while they hated it they didn't want to deal with it.
In 4chan/erpg/ we've also had to occasionally deal with people from /tg/chat who have that attitude. Some of our banlist is based on people who came from /tg/chat and part of their attitude was transphobic. Although most of what they were banned for is being /b/tards in general. Hell, Line came to the channel (and /tg/nWoD) and started complaining about me almost immediately and when Ori talked to him in PM and pointed out he kept 'misgendering' me, he said he "doesn't acknowledge" that, among other things.
Ellijin and such being trans doesn't change the whole chat's attitudes and way of thinking. It just means red text goes down if someone says something.
He went to do it in other channels exactly because he can't do it in tg.
What the fuck else do you want, mind control rays to bend everybody visiting the channel into perfectly nice person?
>Anyone that doesn't take the constant crying and insecurity of trans people seriously is a neo-nazi.
People aren't 'transphobic'(That shit isn't even real), tumblrinas are just really obnoxious.
As opposed to normal women murderer per year? What's your point? You're obnoxious because you believe you're a special snowflake and that everyone has to grovel down at your feet at all times to pad your crippling insecurity and self confidence issues when in reality no one gives two flying fucks about you being a crossdressing dude with an identity crisis as long as you're not forcing it down everyone's throats or trying to deceive some guy in a bar or something. What you do is your own damn business.
That's a bit spurious logic. "They can't be shitty in the other channel, so obviously they go be shitty elsewhere". There's still a lot of people from that channel who've been asshats.
>(That shit isn't even real)
Don't act dumb.
I mean, honestly, let's ignore that violence and discrimination against transpeople is a real thing, even shown in your bias against them. Let's instead focus on "that's not a real word".
In what world does that even apply? "Tweet" and "hashtag" and a hundred others are in the OED now. Any string of phonemes with an agreed upon definition and the characters used to represent them are words. You can't just say something isn't a word because you don't agree with it. And even if--and this is bullshit--even if there was no discrimination against transpeople in real life, the term transphobia would still be a real word because it codifies a specific concept into language. "Lightsaber" is a real word even though lightsabers are not real.
>No one gives a flying fuck
Except for all those people who very clearly and very vocally do. Like you.
>Anyone that's tired of hearing the constant crying about a non-existant problem because you're butthurt about someone not constantly stroking your need to be a special snowflake is a bigot.
Fuck off and make some shitty tumblr webcomic about it already and stop posting about it in every fucking thread.
>There's still a lot of people from that channel who've been asshats.
Yeah a couple people out of a hundred+ being asshats in other places TOTALLY means that the place is a total shithole in which everybody shares their asshollery.
Also I've already had that exercise in futility with you so I'll just go.
Your opinion on tgchat is outdated and full of shit.
Go have fun shitposting with the /pol/tard, I'm out.
I'm not saying everyone on /tg/chat is a /b/tard. I'm saying that there are people there who are. Do I really need to sit in /tg/chat for a few hours before you get off my back about my opinion of it? You don't even like /tg/chat as far as I can tell.
Why is my opinion of /tg/chat always such a Goddamned sticking point with you that makes you want to drop me as a friend?
Fun fact: I used to be accepting of trannies IRL but then in Flist I experienced how every single one of them (including Rory) was a nasty dramawhore when not out on the street so now I despise them and wish they would all be euthanized or something.
So thanks I guess.
Fun fact: When you start bitching about people, they get upset. By not bitching, you'd solve that problem.
This. IRL they contain their autism but the internet just makes them lose their fucking minds and act like they are in the trenches of the civil rights movement in the 60's just because someone called them a dude or told them to fuck off. They're just the most obnoxious shitters.
Oh I never did. I just experienced how they all are special snowflakes that need their every whim and view catered to or else they'd get all fighty or dismissive instead of acting like a rational human bean. On the topic of Rory it was even worse, butted in on all conversations giving "sage" advice when in reality he was a nerdy loner tucked away in his room. For a while threads were NOTHING but Rory quoting dozens upon dozens of posts and giving his opinion on them like anyone should care.
The saddest part is that some people actually bought into his bullshit and they started a room, I guess? I can only imagine what kind of r9k misfits dwell within, probably everyone that doesn't fit in any other room because they are painfully socially retarded (but in their minds its because they are being discriminated against)
>I can only imagine what kind of r9k misfits dwell within
There's substantially less shitposting than elsewhere. Did I reject your invitation to the dance or something? Is that what it is?
Please don't let the actions of a few tell you that all of them are bad. Truth be told, I know a few transgendered people who have (and still do) really supported me during some tough times in my life.
Rory is a bit hostile I admit, but he does mean well.
And this thread started off so well, too. Hell, it even kept it together most of the way through. One of the better ones in a while, in fact.
And here we are now. Christ.
Listen. Nobody wants to hear about your damned RL prejudices in here. I'm not going to talk about what kind of human being they make you, because this isn't the thread for that. But we don't need that shit in here. If you wanna play that stuff out in the context of a scene with the full consent of your partner, sure, great, go right the hell ahead. But keep the meatspace venom to your damned self.
>Is totally fine with every thread having the same tired crying about make-believe trans oppression
>Everyone has to get on their knees and suck trans dick at their beck and call so they don't get their feelings hurt whenever people don't revolve the world around them because they are gigantic fucking drama queens.
>I'm saying that there are people there who are
No you fucker.
You say it about the WHOLE CHAT
> /tg/chat was super transphobic and just plain dumb years ago, and I've heard it still is.
>Why is my opinion of /tg/chat always such a Goddamned sticking point with you that makes you want to drop me as a friend?
I have explained it to you. Stop being a fucking goldfish.
Your mistake is that you're generalizing broadly. The correct response here is to realize that Rory's always going to find some grievance or discontentment to kvetch about. Based on the fact that this happens with nigh-literally any potential topic that may come up, I'm pretty sure that's a function of Rory being Rory, not Rory being trans. Therefore, what you ought to do is just shrug your shoulders, ignore it, and go back to your regular smutting life.
Again, keep the fucking hate out of the thread. We really don't need that kind of bile derailing things. I'm not going to pretend for a moment that an internet argument is going to make you change your opinion about anything, so... just shut up about it or get the fuck out.
Well, ignoring whatever is going in on here, I'm currently making a profile for a robot prostitute and I have some problems with the structuring and getting into a proper writing flow.
I'm really interested in playing her, but I somehow have trouble writing up her profile. What do I do?
Me too, but the only people who ever respond to my ads are people complimenting me on my sense of humour or retards who didn't read my profile asking me to do stuff I don't like.
How pathetic, both that you believe everything must be related to roleplay and how you pretend to be some bastion of reason above everyone else even when it means throwing your butt-buddy under the bus. I bet you are the kind of person that roleplays so much because they are insufferable irl.
This is why Rory was annoying. Always thought they knew best.
>attempting to demonize anyone who criticizes you by associating them with your chosen enemy
If you're trying to weaken your stance by using bad debate tactics, you succeeded awesomely.
I don't even care about either side, I just want you all to shut the fuck up. You're not going to convince the other side of anything, and they're not going to convince you either. This is exactly why I called out /pol/ shit when I saw it mounting, not because I'm the "Tumblr tranny" I'm sure someone will mistakenly try to paint me as, but because I know exactly what happens when this starts up.
Which, y'know, it did. Fuckin congrats, guys.
Times like this we need a bit of a pallet cleaner.
Friend of mine (oros actually) is hosting a Metal Gear game with Gurps taking place prewar (1936) and quickly going through it.
Anyone who's intrested, the room code is as such. Enter it in fchat and you're on your way!
Thanks for the sermon, but I knew what I was saying when I said it. I'm sorry you identified my position with an erroneous position that you may have seen before, but that is really not my problem.
It does bother me when people people go straight from "oh, you disagree?" to "you clearly hold this point of view that I've chosen for you that is easy to ridicule".
I'm glad it was QGGDzG/p who was commenting about how life goes downhill after 23. I'm less worried about the veracity of that statement now after this shitshow.
>mfw I'm stuck in a world with millenials taking over.
You'd be depressed too being surrounded by unstable special snowflakes raised on participation medals and a rat race to prove how 'unique' they are.
Eh, I've found better reasons to be depressed over.
>In the far future the world was given to AI's
>For reasons unknown, they all went insane one after another
>The near utopia they had created crumbled to dust and war
>Unknown generations have passed since then
>the megastructure sprawling across the planet is falling apart
>The only hope is to make a new AI that can usurp the mad rulers
>But the source code has been lost, and has to be retrieved from the minds of the mad ones
>The only way to do this is by diving into their personal VRs and recovering it by hand
>Each AI has its own reality, some even speculate the insanity was from resonating with parallel universes
>Death in the simulation isn't death in reality at least
>Although it breaks the minds defenses and allows ghosts in the machine to bleed into you
>Profile is one of these divers
>He's been forced to use his dead sister's uplink unit
>Bravely jacks into these worlds [the partner's world] using her body
What do you think?
On the one hand, it might be a difficult scenario to find partners for at face value, because I doubt there's much specifically designed for that (unless someone actually remembers The Matrix). On the other hand, it'd be easy enough to insert the character into ANYONE's setting, by simply saying your partner is part of one of the mad AI worlds, and they're the hiding place of the necessary data (which is of course contained in their sexual fluids).
On the third hand, there may be some difficulty in convincing everyone else you play with that their beloved OC should be some villainous AI's imaginary virtual creation.
Even though that'd be pretty interestingly meta.
I just looked at my profile today for no reason, wow.
As a sizefag, I welcome you to the club.
It doesn't help that I'm 1.9 meters, either.
Of course the thread is still dumb when I get back.
This thread probably needs this http://pastebin.com/ESKmKknM
Man, I'm not hostile at all. I'm an incredibly understanding person. Even when confronted by straight up assholes, half the time I try to explain things instead of just flipping out and calling people shitheels.
You people act like I leap at shadows. Almost every time I point out transphobia, it's not even in a "you're a horrible person and need to die" way, it's simply "you're mistaken and your understanding of things is wrong."
You're sort of making the case against yourself. You're basically acting like every transperson is an insane hatemonger who overreacts and oppresses you... but here you are being antagonistic as all hell. When people point that out, you double down and call everyone a drama queen or assume they're trans and attacking you, or just being politically correct.
You're creating confirmation bias. You say something hostile, people react negatively, and then you use their negative reaction as justification for your original hostility.
Yes, but your explanation makes no sense. The fact that you are so obsessed about it is baffling to me. Nevermind that you're the only one who seems to mind my characterization of the channel.
You've come to the right place.
Is your character the robot prostitute, or are they looking for fuckbots? What problem are you having?
Oh, Oros is running it? Here I thought you were.
But GURPS is still dumb. And I don't really think Metal Gear is interesting before the 60s.
Threads are best when we only have one person being hostile. This thread doesn't need three.
Participation medals were given out to make the parents (i.e. the older generation) feel good. To a child, it's disappointing. There's a reason "you tried" is a sarcastic insult.
Nevermind that statistically millennials are happier, healthier, safer, and in a world with less poverty, crime, illness, disease, and surprisingly enough war, although at the same time in a world that casts more of a light on those few aspects of the previous that do exist.
Or as the person who PMed me your post while I was out put it
>what a whiney cocksucker
I don't exactly understand it. I mean, I find that profiles that ask your partner to put themselves into your setting don't tend to work.
I've seen a few "my character is in an VR MMO" character set ups. I've wanted to do that.
I kinda want to revive my "trapped in an MMO" character that was an old man in the body of a loli.
I also want to play Corran as an NPC in a VR MMO.
I'm going to be honest, I'm into feet lately. With the cold weather, I've been wearing slippers, and they let my feet get really sweaty, to the point that I can smell it at my desk. And I kinda like the smell and sometimes take a whiff of my own feet. (no kinkshame)
I wanna do some foot fetish stuff.
Sizeplay, but not giantess. I like small dom, big sub.
Hey, it was still 33 posts. And the thread needs to be bumped or it dies.
I try not to get involved with you, because it always seems to bring other people trouble. But your behaviour has always seemed irrational, catty self-serving, and selective to me. Even before I knew anything about you, so I'm not singling you out for your affiliations or beliefs.
Please don't take this is an attack. It's just an opportunity to think about yourself and how you treat people, and maybe improve yourself. Is your assessment of your behaviour actually an honest reflection of how you act? Best wishes to you.
Let me rephrase: Threads are best when as few people as possible are being hostile, and they (and you) were being hostile. Instead of talking like adults, you both sort of got...
Well, you got catty and insulting. >>23125842
>Thanks for the sermon
This was unnecessary. I mean, neither was >>23121539 because you clearly knew what he meant when he said "believability", but the two of you then went on being asses to each other, with you being catty ("okay, you've found the location of your misunderstanding") and him being asinine and incapable of stepping outside the banter to explain the issue (as I'm doing). Although QGGDzG/p also seems, well, >>23126176 expresses a sentiment I can't really disagree with.
Also, how am I being irrational? Like... not only am I being perfectly reasonable, I'm even going so far as to explain myself. I haven't really even insulted anyone, even when I'm being confronted with outright hostility.
See, this is part of what irks me about you sometimes. You have no sense of the scale of actions, yours or others. And then, when you get an idea in your head that someone is acting a certain way, that narrative can override what has actually happened or is happening.
Anyway, thanks for rephrasing. The revised statement is much better.
I honestly don't think my sermon statement was catty or insulting, just an accurate characterization of what was going on. I mean, "necessary"? None of this is necessary. At all. If you think I was being catty, then I'm not sure what to tell you.
>Also, how am I being irrational?
You're not being particularly irrational right now. I was discussing the general arc of your behaviour since I've known you, and sorry, I didn't keep logs or a journal about it so I don't really feel like going into specific examples of you being irrational.
>I haven't really even insulted anyone
See, you say this kind of thing a lot. When you say something judgmental, you think you're just "assessing the situation" or "describing the problem"; when others do it, it's "shitposting", "offtopic", or "hostile". This is the kind of selectiveness that doesn't give me a great deal of confidence about your consistency or trustworthiness.
>I honestly don't think my sermon statement was catty or insulting, just an accurate characterization of what was going on.
>See, you say this kind of thing a lot. When you say something judgmental, you think you're just "assessing the situation" or "describing the problem"; when others do it, it's "shitposting", "offtopic", or "hostile".
Har, har. Let me rephrase, then:
>I honestly don't think my sermon statement was EGREGIOUSLY catty or insulting, just an accurate characterization of what was going on.
Basically, it fit the level of discourse that was going on, and should have been more than easy for the other person to take in stride.
I'll admit right now that if someone provokes me, I'll generally give back as well as I feel like. And do I try to keep that under control, and even succeed a bit? Sure. But I won't pretend I'm some kind of bastion of tranquil logic that is so hard done by and put upon by evil meanies in the thread who are just out to get me.
I had a nice long uplifting post written and then the site ate it because my attachment was too big. So I'll just cut to the important bits:
Can people just stop flinging shit at each other? It's unhelpful and kills the friendly mood of the thread, neither side ever convinces the other of anything, and "he started it" is even more useless because it just spawns another argument within the existing argument. Can we all just agree to stop that, all of us?
We're better than this and I know it. Let's be better!
We're going to make this thread great again.
>Yes, but your explanation makes no sense
Your inability to understand the simplest shit that contradicts the notions of you being right and perfect on all counts is not my problem.
>Nevermind that you're the only one who seems to mind my characterization of the channel.
For starters, there was another person right here in the thread.
And there aren't very many people that ever VISIT the chat in the threads and it's channel so they don't have any base to contradict you on.
You also do not have a base to make conclusions on.
This is why your position is full of shit.
I have explained it all to you several times you fucking goldfish.
>I'm an incredibly understanding person.
In context of the above: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n5E7feJHw0
>Can people just stop flinging shit at each other?
Sure, no problem. Just make sure the others get the memo.
>Just make sure the others get the memo.
This is the "he started it" part I already covered. It takes two to tango, so, y'know, just don't tango. Whip or nae nae or something else instead.
You too. See above: Give it a fucking rest.
If you're asking me to give people impunity, I won't. A lasting peace is one that is intentional from all quarters, and a ceasefire isn't even that if only one party is doing the ceasing. So the best I can do is agree to stop flinging shit for as long as that lasts.
I will promise that my feelings aren't hurt and neither will they be despite what might come my way - probably. I'm not invincible, after all. The rest, as they say, is up to them.
>Someone says something asinine
"Hey, that comes off as pretty asinine, even if you didn't mean it that way."
>They double down
"It just comes off as pretentious wanky 4chan elitism that doesn't reflect reality"
>Whatever, enjoy your hugbox with muh not all tumblrinas.
Seriously, I would have thought "categorizing some of the most popular shows on television as being for cat collecting shut ins who hate their own balls just because Tumblr likes them" would be common sense.
Likewise how "There's a difference between being a disgusting waste of self-loathing human flesh, and being born with a huge disagreement with the body and brain. One is contemptible, one is in need of help to find balance and get better" comes off as saying anyone with self esteem issues is garbage.
Also, I've noticed that any time someone calls something a "hugbox", their real complaint seems to be that they wish they were getting hugs.
You can't stop arguments like these from sprouting up out of nowhere, unless you're a mod and can ban the repeat participants mercilessly. Just do what I do and grit your teeth and wait for the autism to be over, its honestly the best course of option.
>implying things were ever great
Maybe we were more lively, but never were we not trash.
My character is the robot prostitute. And I somehow have trouble writing everything down.
It's basically the first time I make a straight up fuckable character, and I'm not really sure how to start it off. There's not really much of a backstory to speak of (sexy robo-babe made for fucking) so I don't know what to write about, except for the tits and such.
I guess I'm just gonna come up with something and plug 'em here sometime.
Don't overthink it, yo. Especially if it's a character purely meant for fucking.
What's she look like? How does she act? And since she's a sex doll, does she have optional features or customization options?
Look up some product spec sheets and dash off one for your roboslut. Let your inner tech-nerd shine. As you suggest, you probably don't need a backstory, so give us something else that's interesting or evocative (other than tits, which are always welcome).
Like >>23130789 said, make up a spec sheet to list the capabilities of said roboslut, but don't be afraid to also give some information about the company that made it. You could even turn the profile into a sort of brochure.
Going full brochure (with attached spec sheet and marketing details) would absolutely be fantastic. It'd be a lot more fun and unique than the usual two, three-paragraph approach.
I like the sluts over there though.
"Advanced poly-tactile interactivity features, including enhanced elasticity, high-durability all-round joint bearings, self-lubrication systems for reduced maintenance, and our best-in-market Slip-n-Snug(TM) synthetic contraction modelling."
I did a similar thing with a maid robot profile that I made a long time ago. It could definitely use some work, but I think it's pretty close to that brochure feel.
>Not posting and becoming the center of attention
Oh, that was your only other post in the thread and it was fishing for replies. You got me.
Here's your last (You), m8.
How active are the various /erpg/ rooms on F-List? Do people hang around who like to GM one-on-one games, or is it one of those things where everyone has characters but nobody wants to run for them?
More specifically, if I made a nWoD/CofD character profile, would I actually get a chance to use her ever?
There is actually a WoD room. It's called /tg/nwod, but it's pretty broad and covers both, in a vague sense. Also other related stuff like Degenesis gets brought up a lot in there. But the short answer is, yeah, there's folks with WoD profiles, of both sorts.
/tg/chat? Probably. It's so huge that, statistically, someone must be ERPing.
4chan/erpg/? Not so much, we mostly just idly talk shit. I enjoy the relaxed pace.
I love CofD and have extensive knowledge of it (and make the threads over on /tg/). I'm also running a Forsaken 2e game. That's more or less full unless your schedule is more flexible than my player who keeps missing times, and yeah, as always there are more people who want to play than will ST.
People talk all the time in the 4chan/erpg/ channel, but sometimes it gets quiet.
>There is actually a WoD room. It's called /tg/nwod, but it's pretty broad and covers both, in a vague sense. Also other related stuff like Degenesis gets brought up a lot in there. But the short answer is, yeah, there's folks with WoD profiles, of both sorts.
That's because I had to give up my channel, and then they kicked me for three months, and then the whole place went to shit so half those people don't know how to play the fucking game.
A good third of the people in the /tg/nWoD channel don't even like nWoD.
Pare it down to nWoD-and-only-nWoD and you'd have like... five people in there. Maybe eight on a good day. I think one eventually hits a point of overspecialization, especially since it's already pretty niche by being a chat room on a textfucking site dedicated to a single "edition" of a single tabletop game setting.
It'd be like if someone tried to make a Xenogears room. (Or Xenosaga? I dunno if being more recent would make up for being a worse game/series.)
"It was so great when I owned it! I was only banned for no reason! I'm the best! My things are great! The chats are only good when I'm involved! I'm not banned from like everywhere for being intolerable!"
At the height of it, we actually had a good number of people, but it sort of got overtaken by lurkers and layabouts who joined to be around Este and her clique. I don't necessarily mind Este, mind you, because while I don't enjoy the way she plays, she still plays nWoD and is able to talk about it.
I was banned from /tg/nWoD for three months and that channel's entire core user group decided to follow me to a new channel. In addition, multiple sources have said that /tg/nWoD has gotten worse.
Also, it's not that it was better when I was in charge; I was only in charge for like a month before someone extorted me by threatening to blacklist the dicebot if I was mod of my channel.
Honestly, you just sound like someone who was banned for being intolerable and who has a grudge against me.