assume

>>23087350
you fight dinosaurs with hitler.

>>23087350
you like wieners

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>>23087350
used to skate. slightly narcissist

>>23087350
"that's gay bro" has come out of your mouth a few times also you're pretty really attractive.

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>>23087478
fuck forgot pic

was just kidding, tho, haha

>>23087350
ex skater kid. likes pop punk

>>23087488
into dance music. can play the piano

>>23087350

Takes up the ass 100%

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>>23087350
Barely old enough to be here plays minecraft.
>>23087488
Considers himself a foodie
>>23087497
Used to be that kid in the breaks playing on his nintendo ds with friends

>>23087535
wants a life with house, wife, car, kids
>>23087513
geeky girl

>>23087513
Into anime. Loves reading manga

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>>23087513
Most convincing trap I've ever seen

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>>23087350
Thinks he's the cooles kid in school has smoke pot maybe once or twice but tells all his friends he know where to get the "dro"
>>23087513
Naruto super fan
>>23087985
Never forgets his preworkout and says bro regularly and refers to people as boss or bub

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>>23087497
Spends a lot of time on soc?

>>23088841
Self posts in other threads? ;^)

Haha, but really, you did pretty well in highschool. Had a GPA above 3.7

>>23088124
Functioning alcoholic.

>>23087985
Calls girls "bitches"

>>23088913
I did shit in school, I mean I scraped by but it was close. I just never really tried.
And I posted in one other thread, so spot on with that one!

>>23087350
Sits in room and plays xbox
>>23087488
wine tasting hipster
>>23087497
ginger daddy
>>23087513
Quiet
>>23087985
Drinks at bars often
>>23088124
Sits out side of kindergarten lot and shops
>>23088841
Drives a Scion TC

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>>23087350
Wishes he played the drums.
>>23087488
Works with something involving steel.
>>23087497
Loves photography.
>>23087513
Has a lot of brothers.
>>23087985
Lives a pretty mellow life.
>>23088124
Can get girls but they never stick around.
>>23088841
Drinks a lot of tea.

>>23088960
Wish I could fucking afford tea, got really into it for a while but and can't drink the cheap stuff anymore so its an expensive habit.

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>>23087350
Wants more in life than what he has.
>>23087488
Wants to feel more appreciated.
>>23087497
Wants to play that mutha fuckin music.
>>23087513
Wants to be warm instead of cold. (temp)
>>23087985
Doesn't want to work his job anymore
>>23088124
Wants to club and punk out.
>>23088841
Has nothing better to do.
>>23088960
Wants the perfect lady/man friend/lover.

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>>23088957
>>23088957
oops
>>23088960
Constantly on tumblr

>>23088966
I hope you find respite and get to drink your tea once more.
>>23088982
Have had the same girlfriend for a good amount of years, but I still want her so yeah. I think you play a lot of indie music.
>>23088983
Never had tumblr in my life. You daydream a lot.

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>>23088982
done peyote in the desert multiple times
>>23088960
recovering sex addict
>>23088841
slacked off in hs but did great in college

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>>23088993
Just broke up with a 5 year gf. Actually don't play as much indie but good nearly accurate guess.
>>23088983
You just wanna smoke all the kush man, and so do I.

>>23088993
Spot on

>>23089000
I too broke up with my gf of 5.5 years about a month ago

>>23087350
skaterboi
>>23087488
friendly
>>23087497
sadboi
>>23087513
weaboo
>>23087985
goes to the gym eats paleo
>>23088124
british for some reason
>>23088841
jeez i thought that treadmill or powerwalker behind you was part of your hair. likes to read books
>>23088960
good in bed
>>23088983
the weeknd after a shower
>>23088998
good with computers
>>23089000
likes to watch movies alone

>>23089000
It was in response to your assumption of me haha. Why'd you break up?

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>>23089018
That sucks. I can't get over it. That's why I'm moving soon.
>>23088999
Makes badass food.
>>23088998
Works in a scientific field. Secretly a sports whiz.

>>23088999
crazy into white men picks neets up on the internet to fullfill her wild fantasies of being raped

>>23089037
She lied to me for 5 years about loving me. Held a grudge for something that I got mad at her about within the first year. She's a wonderful liar, and she's a wonderful eye opener. A bit of a laugh, but a bit of a cry. The scar she left is pretty brutal, and I'm feeling like I need to write about the last 5 years.

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>>23089019
Well this is what I've been reading lately but I have this massive bookshelf at the other end of the room, so yeah I like to read

>>23089053
Music I mean, not a two-post story.

>>23088999
Nice trips, plays a ton of soccer
>>23089000
You the dude who wants to move to chiraq right!

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>>23089061
I love the Stand. Eragon, naaaaahhhhh.
>>23089079
Yes, I will be moving to Forest Park pretty soon.

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>>23087985
ex-military bro, thinks he did the country a service signing the minimum 4 years contract 12 years ago

>>23088960
huge dave navarro fan

>>23088983
homebody, tells people he likes star wars but is really wanting another One Piece season

>>23088999
doesn't care about trips, refuses to wear make up; secretly wants that surgery that make her eyes less asian

>>23089000
more trips, but he cares about trips and screenshot his comment. hid his trilby that was in the background of the first pic he took

>>23089090
Yeah, I'm hindsight Aragon was pretty bland but I was just reading for nostalgia reasons.

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>>23089095
What trilby? I see nothing here. I assume you're obsessed with campus life, but I don't even know your age.

>>23089106
33 is my age but the pic was taken in sept in dolores park, SF

i meant you hid this trilby in the 1st pic you took, and in this pic you decided to upload you made sure it wasn't in background

>>23089114
You should circle in the pic what the hell you're talking about lol.

>>23089120
meh, next time, gadget

>>23089126
That's right, flee scared because you can't find a trilby that doesn't exist!

>>23089061
Cool!
>>23088999
where'd the soccer thing come from? Just curious haha
>>23088999
I don't really REFUSE to wear make up but I just like the feeling without it more, and yeah maybe a little haha

>>23089131
sorry meant to reply to
>>23089079
and
>>23089095

>>23089130
goddammit i said you hid the trilby! that was the ASSUMPTION! so in the pics you posted, there is NO TRILBY. the assumption is that there was one to hide

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>>23089152
Ahhhhh.
You just mad cause you can't find the trilby. :3

>>23089131
hi can i have your used socks plzzzzzz

>>23089230
hahaha

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On phone so can't assume others

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>>23089607
Overly attached parents.

>>23090477
Makes coffee at starbucks
>>23089607
Future pedophile
>>23089095
NCAA Basketball player

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>>23087350
skater
>>23087488
hipster dude who plays guitar at parties
>>23087497
serious looking goofball
>>23087513
quiet shy weeaboo
>>23087985
motorcross
>>23088124
wants to be hardcore but mom wont let him
>>23088841
plays CSGO
>>23088960
excessive sex life
>>23088982
Does not like communists, served in nam, several suicide missions and came out alive. Eventually just wants to settle down and open a bar.
>>23088983
memer
>>23088998
STEM major
>>23088999
soccer
>>23089095
goes to the gym every day
>>23089607
Republican parents and therefore republican
>>23090477
Barista

>>23087677
>>23087980
>>23088957
>>23088960
>>23088982
>>23089019
>>23090871

All you niggas were right I am a hot temperature loving quiet shy weaboo with 4 brothers.


Except you guys:
>>23087985
>>23088124
I hate naruto and I'm real a gril

>>23090899
yay

>>23090924
You look like you know alot about airplanes btw.

>>23090937
what makes you say that?

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>>23090477
Parents not attached enough

>>23090871
What classifies as excessive when it comes to a sex life?

>>23087350
You're either a twink or you hook up with lots of girls at parties

>>23087488
That 1 guy in the bar that everybody loves

>>23087497
People compliment you on your hair? Possibly browses /fa/? IDK, I got nothing

>>23087513
People assume you're younger than 18 on a regular basis

>>23087985
Average Joe, I got nothing

>>23088124
Hipster, but tolerable

>>23088841
That 1 attractive guy who's saving his V card for the right girl, yet nobody knows why

>>23088960
You go out of your way to help dudes improve their looks

>>23088982
Smokes weed and uses other drugs like shrooms and LSD.

>>23088983
The black guy on /r9k/

>>23088998
Snobby computer expert

>>23088999
The butt end of every Asian joke

>>23089095
Probably plays music, lots of female friends, jogs in the morning, and goes to the gym

>>23089607
/k/ incarnate.

>>23090477
That goth girl every dude wants. Doesn't really date though everyone want to out with you

>>23090871
In college, studies hard in a STEM field, dislikes loud, obnoxious assholes

>>23091387
Not really.
>>23091292
I wish.
>>23090871
No.
>>23090811
No.

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>>23090871
studies hard and its doing great in the professional field, but still feels like life's lacking something
>>23089607
ok i lose this one is hard
>>23091292
having hard times. lacking self-confidence

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Eh, go for it

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>>23091680
goes to school and games
>>23091628
proud sporty male
>>23091292
wants to feel comfy is a nice guy but very shy

>>23092157
Goes to the gym a fair amount but isn't a douche about it
>>23091628
Did good through college with a sprinkling of partying

Top marks too on me Christ.

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>>23087985
Ex-military, like the sea.

>>23088124
Plays guitar.

>>23088841
Spends a decent amount of time playing PC games.

>>23088983
A pretty mellow guy.

>>23088998
American Football, nice. Do you like Bloc Party?

>>23088999
A neat freak.

>>23089095
Enjoys running and perhaps have a thing for soccer.

>>23092157
Scrolls up
>>23087488
Scrolls down
>>23092157
Scrolls up
>>23087488
Scrolls down

These the are same guy right. :D

>>23091680
Has a decent amount of female friends.

>>23092157
HAHAHHA not really xO
spent 20 years of my life being chubby
just started gym
>>23092185
fair enough.

>>23091628
Confident but acts more of an introvert
>>23091680
A lot of female friends
>>23092157
Secretly enjoys romance films
.>>23092563
Ain't into sports at all.

>>23091387
True af

>>23087350
Your room looks a shit ton like mine. I guess I assume you're social?

>>23093082
10/10 Dog, you also look like the kind of guy you can just chill with, no specific reason to come over either. Just hang out and shit.

>>23087350
Sam?

>>23088999
anevay?
>>23088983
6/10 without hair
7/10 with hair

>>23093121
>>23092563
Sadly I don't have a ton of female friends. Just some ex-girlfriends that still hang out every now and then and one actual female friend.

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>>23089095
Gay, clearly. Probably listens to dubstep and smokes hand rolled clove cigarettes while fucking straight boys before a Starcraft sesh.

>>23095208
has had this weird smell in his apartment for weeks but can't find the time to hunt it down, eats canned foods, girlfriend is actually just a well-disguised pillow, doesn't wear shoes

>>23093082
On probation

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(Sorry for bad english)

>>23087350
was a evil kid , the one that you wanna punch in the face cuz cries all day

>>23087488
dont like emo shit , a bit jealous with his gf

>>23087513
likes japan ,but anything too extreme

>>23088982
wants to become a youtuber

>>23088983
has a lot of female friends

>>23088998
hates skaters

>>23089095
miss somebody

>>23089607
likes cosplay

>>23090477
hates his parents and older sister

>>23090871
nerd guy, intelligent but hard to befriend, a good person tough.

>>23091628
likes sports , hangs out a lot

>>23092157
gets into fights

>>23092563
not happy with his life, miss his old school

>>23093082
likes to help others

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>>23090477
Wants to be the corpse bride.

>>23095287
gimmie your shirt man lol

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>>23095287
drinks a lot
>>23095280
rides a cargo car
>>23095208
worries a lot

>>23087513
Untermensch and r00d af
>>23090477
Horale ese plus see above

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>>23095208
Working construction.
>>23090477
Mild daddy issues with a hint of middle east.
>>23089607
Future president.
>>23089038
Prog fan.
>>23088960
Rising up the ranks, screwing girls over, living the dream???
>>23087350
Me at 15, look awful lot like my old skater "pals".

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>>23088960
Womanizer
>>23088982
Very dedicated musician or very dedicated poseur
>>23089607
Probably going to vote for Ted Cruz
>>23090871
Dead-Inside college student
>>23092563
Suburban dwelling AA who doesn't know if he enjoys the lifestyle
>>23099493
Possible sociopath.

>>23099524
You're a beast, ty.

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>>23099524
currently or used to want to be an actor
>>23099493
has a life that people would envy but is depressed anyway
>>23097099
you're rarely sober, and people only ask if you're doing something when you actually are sober
>>23095287
hates people that correct spelling mistakes
>>23095280
was the cliche skater/stoner as a teenager
>>23095208
you just look lonely desu
>>23095102
post assumptions u nerd
>>23093082
people are surprised that you like animals