plane janes and average joes, post here
refrain from posting if you have
- neon hair
Feel extra inclined to post if you are a:
- basic bitch
- quirky nerdboy
- trying hard to emulate some 1950s/1960s stereotype that in reality never existed
You're exactly what I was looking for
Quirky nerdboy here! Though I think I'm more quirk than nerd.
Aww thank you!
You wanna move to mexico, get married, have twelve kids, start a meth business, then divorce and have a drug war that'll eventually lead to us falling in love again and dying from cancer caused by radiation exposure from when we went to Japan.
You can convert me <3
Hi dad. Cute glasses though. I'd go on a nerdy date with you.
I'm very cookie cutter girl next door nothing really exotic interesting. Blonde hair, blue eyes, freckles, round cheeks. I blend in.
could i pass as normiekind?
Pass as normal:
Yes, quite well. I like the sweater.
Yes, but don't call yourself a quirky nerdboy ever again.
Yes, pretty convincingly. Refer to quirky nerdboy statement above.
Yeah, I'll buy it.
It's close, but you make the grade.
Sorry, no, it was close.
I think I'm pretty average. What do you think?
Idk, quirky nerdboy with long hair ccount?
Basic bitch, my dyed hair can't hide it
>>23066346 I am pretty sure that is the "I'm Freakin out man!" moment.. candybars is a little later in the back of the squaddie...
on a related note... that dude is married to Christina (fucking mega busomed redhead) Hendricks.
Holy shit you're right.
>Saffron is married to the snozberries guy.
What a lucky son of a bitch.
Don't you say that...
I'm missing the time where I could grow my hair. fucking MBP took all my crown in four months.
if i had money to buy starbucks everyday i would but for now I'm stuck with tim hortons
and now semi-bald, fucking genetics.
Don't have a camera phone, nor a webcamera, so no selfie. Take the most basic fucking man you'll see here. I'm the tell one. I don't have Marco Hietala'a beard, hair or face. Or lack of height.
I stick out like a sore thumb when I'm with my tattoed/gauged friends, but they like me nonetheless.
they call me 'submarine'
>worst hair in thread
Pretty damn plain, I think.
Literally a 5 on the out of 10 scale here. I blend into society like a chameleon.
What? You think you're a 5/10. m8 you either delusional or have really low self-esteem. Work on that kid. Just not being fat and/or disfigured automatically makes at least a 5/10. Though if you are a shy and withdrawn autismo it could bring you down to a 5/10
I'm fatter than I would like to be, but maybe my scale is a little different than yours. 5/10 to me is objectively average on a bell curve. It seems like a lot of people here believe that 7/10 is average and anything below is worse so maybe I'm not using the right scale. Thanks though, I'm working on the self confidence thing.
>trying hard to emulate some 1950s/1960s stereotype that in reality never existed
This, sort of. The stereotype DID exist, but only for a few people. Here's a particularly flattering pic of me from an antique store
im horribly average
>Feel extra inclined to post if you are a:
>- basic bitch
3!? 3 is what sends small children running. You look like an ex-gf of mine, she had a nice smile (I bet you have cute dimples) like you, soft, kind eyes, and beautiful hair.
I don't know who is telling you about this "3" shit. They go on the naughty list for next year.
Ehm. I mean the undereye bags will be the death of me the fact that my ex told me I was the ugliest girl hed ever dated really didn't help my already dirt self esteem. I dont have dimples unfortunately, I have back dimples tho??? & my hair is kinda crusty because I decided to bleach it ( terrible idea )
but thank you ~
I'd say above average. 9/10
Pretty average myself though
Blonde. I dyed it red when I was like 13 then had a like, life changing revolution over the summer & let a friend bleach it. Kik: Satansluutmuffin made it when I was an edgy emo kid lets not talk about it just hit me up ~
I didn't notice the bags under your eyes until you mentioned it. I guess I overlook those kind of temporary things. Has your ex only dated one girl? That's the only way his statement could be true! But really, he just said that to hurt you, and probably because he was hurting in some way himself.
As for low self-esteem, I was there for a long time. It takes a shit ton of work to get out of that hellhole. Mostly learning how to shut up your inner critic and appreciate who you are and what makes you unique. Fuck what others think, and fuck anyone comparing you to glossy magazines and their unattainable standards of "beauty". That's not real life. Real life is imperfections and slightly crazy people who annoy you but you love them anyways.
Also working in your favor: the boobies. Boys like them. You have them. I'm just saying. But with great boobies comes great responsibility. :)
Met you on the ohio thread already >_>
didn't have a display photo on kik plus you're like 26, no offense but I'd say I'm more than likely out of your league & That's saying something because I'm gross.
You're a solid 8 but if you're tall I'd say you're a 9 but I get this vibe that you're like 5'7
He's dating a plethora of cute girls & I wasn't shit compared to them. He was a pizza face, highschool drop out, no life tho so I essentially dodged a bullet & no longer have someone mooching off of me. He was very miserable & when he was miserable everyone else had to be too.
Eh I don't think about it half the time until someone actually says something so it's cool.
Boobies don't exist, I'm a solid A cup but the shirt makes my boobs look big. It's so upsetting because my mother is a DD, Miss. World USA, pageant queen named Barbie & I'm essentially shit lmao.
aside from the fact that you look really, really young, I'd say you're not terribly plain. You'll be really hot someday. It just takes time to grow into it. Unless you're already like 26, in which case...well, that's another thread.
I have more self esteem in my thumb then you're mouth breathing ass had all through highschool //:
I have a super cliche "Forever" tattoo that I got done on the floor of my friends apartment when I was 16 lmao. Doesn't get any more basic than that.
But see the difference is that I wake up next to the most handsome man ever every morning & it's only his opinion that I care about. 20 minutes ago you were tryna hit me up hard core until I rejected you lmao, now if anything, that screams autism. I've also noticed the only people who throw autism insults are usually autistic themselves & by the looks of it I think I'm right.
Sorry that I hate basic fonts, sorry that I want to look at something enjoyable that isn't hard to read?? Jfc you're low ball insults make me wanna puke.
We're not dating, just very special dude friend if that makes sense?? I don't know how to describe it weve been fwb for years but theres definitely relationship aspect to it. He still talks to other females //:
But I don't browse these meetup threads looking for a fuck, usually looking for people to hangout with at clubs or go to concerts with or smoke with. Theres other things to do besides fuck around lmao.
Well actually I got matching tattoos with my sister. "Forever" because we're sisters "forever", super cliche & dumb & very regrettable. I'll probably get it covered up one day but it's right on my hip bone & that shit kinda hurt. //:
I've heard bone one's hurt pretty good. The surprising thing for me was that I liked the pain. That's kinda carried on since actually. Hey, at least she's your actual sister, so it's true.
BTW, are you geeky in any way?
I posted in this thread with the intention of showing that I was average, I have no intention to fuck anyone who hits me up. I'm a pretty genuine person when it comes to shit like this, I just like having people to talk to. In the past few years i've been "With" dude, I haven't fucked anyone else but I've still talked to other dudes. Nothings ever been right tho with anyone else, that's why I just stick to him. Meanwhile I'm sure he goes out & does other shit but I'm not dating him so i don't really have a say, The shits real confusing & I wish we'd sort it out but huuuuuuh, one day...
I think I might qualify?
>common af long hair
>common af manbun
>common skinny jeans and sweaters "style"
Dudes I'd consider to be above average for sure
There are more in the thread, but I'm lazy :P
I think you're really cute
stfu, you're a 7, gtfo
George Clarke from Deafheaven
Dude, you really are a qt.
Really pretty eyes, but rude to me in another thread :/
lol, quirky nerdy boi in a nutshell. handsome, tho
naw, I think you're p cute
naw, you're not a basic bitch
different, but cool look to you
just fix brows, other than that, p good
Just some life advice for you, he obv doesn't want to date you so you should move on. Nothing confusing about it. You'll feel much better in the long run. Also go fuck other people, but prob not ones you meet on here.
Does that mean I should be more or less inclined to post?
Just enjoying the drama here. Keep up the good work everybody.
(Also, I already know my hair is too short. I don't need to be told that again.)
Would never fuck someone from 4chan that's asking to get raped or murdered & Id rather not contract an STD or Hep.
I still have hope, he may just be leading me on but I'm wrapped around his finger.. he makes me happy.. reminds me that I'm not as bad as I think I am.. keeps me goin. Wouldn't be here if it wasn't for him... so I'll stay.. been through worse & I can't imagine life without him so.
Nah, trust me. It's time to move on. You're only 18, you have nothing to lose and lots to learn.
also maybe I lied, you can fuck people off here but get to know them first. No one on here has enough sex to have STDs in the first place
Naah been through too much. It's very hard for me to trust people, let people in, etc. I'm very shy & I'll never be this comfortable with another person ever again.. He's all I know & I haven't been alone in years. The whole not relationship thing has actually built a really strong relationship. If that makes sense?? I don't know he's all I want & I'll wait for him to profess ;p
Man, so many questions.
Darwin's argument is the best I've ever heard. Makes more sense than creationism to me.
>what made you quit?
The general close-mindedness & often rudeness of the members. Also tithing, haha.
>did you go on a mission?
Nope, I got out before that happened, thankfully.
>how'd your famiIy feel?
Upset, obviously. They threatened to kick me out, but now they're convinced I'll be back. I can't imagine what gave them that idea.
Lie once more friendo I will rek u
But is the crux of your belief system creationism, isn't / wasn't it more than that? or was like that the thing that got the ball rolling?
I've not met MANY Mormons but the few i have has always been nice, but it felt like it may be phony a bit which I can see ... plus a bit homophobic
Our parents want to know that they raise us to be happy, healthy and on a good path ... they confuse it with needing a religion, plus that non-caffeine koolaid is strong. Glad you didn't get kicked out : ) how old are you?
When you don't believe God made everything then the whole system kinda fails.
You should hear what they say about gay people behind their backs sometimes.
I don't fault then for it.
I'm only 18.
If this is a plane janes and average joes thread, why start with posting a 10/10 girl? Fuxk she is hot.
Guys, I didn't mean average as in homely, or anything like that.
I just meant plain, which in retrospect is a retarded thing to ask for since this board is inhabited almost entirely by attention seekers.
I usually get 6/10. Reporting in for average at best.
wow, you are uber handsome
I try to see the best in everyone. It's not fair to judge people on looks alone, but you're not basic or plain!
LOOK INTO MY EYES and believe me :)
yeah, that is basic. :( Fucking pumpkin spice everything, that's a circle of Hell for me. I intentionally live somewhere with tons of great coffee places and only one Starbucks. I seriously though Uggs were out? It's like seeing an Asian tourist in a Von Dutch hat. I just want to go give them a big silent tear-filled hug and stage an intervention.
>whoa is me
this fucking killed my sides
You are cute, own it!
Kylo Ren when did you get your haircut?
Action Bronson confirmed
You have a good smile
I come on /soc/ maybe every 3 months and this guy is in every thread. What do you do with your life? How do you have that kind of free time?
If liking pumpkin spice lattes makes you a basic bitch then I guess I am guilty
>SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS
You look like default character creation guy from Elder Scrolls. I don't mean that in a bad way.
Lol, I live in Long Island wear north face & uggs never die and starbucks is on every corner.
but idk, I don't mind having a basic-bitch lifestyle. I do plenty of other non-basic shit so I don't feel the need to impress anyone
oh god oh god oh god my college town is filled with coasties in North Face and Uggs! They're OK, but their parents are the fucking worst. Tip: REI is cheaper and just as good.
What non-basic stuff do you do?
Well, I'm artist, I dress in j-fashion and cosplay in my spare time (assuming I have any), I sew & collect figurines, and I watch anime & cartoons because I have a boner for good animation, and I'm super into astrology and star signs and wiccan shit like that.
I have no striking features. I'm like, default male in a character creator. Also, sorry for the wet hair.
Wanna have kids and move to the countryside?
I guess I look somewhat normal but my personality doesn't match
Nah, totally neurotypical.
It looks cleaner in that pic than it probably actually is.
You think I'm above average or not plain? I don't really see it.
Thanks, you're pretty cute yourself!
Why would an average joe want to get tattoos?
Anyway it doesn't matter, most of this thread missed the point. I also misspelled "plain" and didn't notice for like a full two days.
idgaf if fat tumblr landwhales with glittery pink hair start posting now; the thread was ruined like 10 posts in
Sorrey matey. I'm pretty average and invisible-ish to society but I still got a tattoo on my forearm just because it looks cool to me.
You could say I did so people could see it but that would be applied to pretty much everything we wear.
Yeah, but the things most people wear are pretty inconspicuous.
When it comes to something like tattoos or obnoxious graphic tees or facial piercings or dreadlocks, it's like you're trying to further separate yourself from the rest of the individuals.
i want to dominate the girl
im nerdy aswell and at one point i had the highest DPS on iron juggernaut in soo (World of Warcraft)
other than that im normal
Well I look like a douche bag in this picture but it's the only other one I have saved on this computer.
Don't kill me for double posting everyone else please.
average as fuck reporting in.
Except 1 thread a grill gave me like an 8/10 because I was her type.
Wow, you can be pretty fuckin mean. It's hot. You're also not plain, but then again you're my type.
>some 50s stereotype that never existed
I wear flannel shirts with the sleeves rolled up and I'm always building things out of wood or working on my car, because I'm way too concerned with being a stronk, good old-fashioned man
I guess. I like to read, and I move from one autistic obsession to another, but I'm not a "gamer" and I don't watch Dr Who, I can't stand that clumsily geeky crap
Shit's retarded man.
I guess I'll post a pic later, I don't have any on my phone I haven't already spammed on /soc/
Not sure how much more regular you could get
these stood out to me
all above average in my book
would date/skip to the good stuff/bake breakfast in bed/gladly take 500 instagram photos together/whaaaaa
as for me i've pretty much felt invisible around gl peoples and if i dont and a brave soul introduces me into a social circle it usually ends up in the friend zone ;-;
No I live in Europe!
Welp. I don't take offence to that I just googled her and she's much better than me so that's a compliment...though I guess you think it should be offensive.
yeah i'm average boohoo, etc.
any recommendations for a haircut?
Taken at work with no makeup. What do you even call this hair color?
Don't think I'd call you a plane Jane. This may sound insulting even thought I mean this as a compliment, but you have an intense look in your eyes. Youre pretty but you look like you have a lot more to you, like being a little crazy or having a kinky side or both.
hardcore basic bitch lol
i had a sb cup on campus and some vape nerd started flipping shit as if there wasnt a goddamn starbucks less than 5 minutes away fucc cc