MALE SEXY AUDIO XMAS EDITION (XMSA)
Dirty talk, audio masturbation, vocal smut and shenanigans all recorded on vocaroo or other sites and posted.
Be as tame, romantic, sensual or filthy as you like. Record your masturbation, try some scripts, improv, sing, play music, talk about your favorite sexual fantasies, and/or just look for requests on the thread.
Please remember to tag your post with your Thread name, the request link and/or title and type of work (song, fap, script, etc...)
And if you sing please put the title on it.
All content is welcome here, but please keep in mind:
>Please keep long scripts and extreme scripts in pastebins (http://pastebin.com)
>Name and picture requests can be fulfilled, though name and picture requests more often than not, will be overlooked.
>Contactfagging is discouraged, please keep it to a minimum.
>Please only post an establishing post if you're a scriptwriter, performer or your id has changed.
>Refrain from spamming the thread.
>General 4chan and /soc/ rules apply.
>Please be civil towards the people.
If you have a request please tag it with <<Request>> or something along those lines.
AUDIO HOSTING SITES
SOUND EDITING SOFTWARE
Audacity.sourceforge.net Best Free Recording Software on the Interwebs
MALE Audio Scripts Mega-Archive
Questions for New Boys
Villian Marriage Proposal
Love Letter to Mistress
Ollie's Thread Panels
Azula's Thread Panels
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THE 100-1 CHALLENGE
All you have to do is to count slowly down from 100 all the way down to 1, as you masturbate. The challenge is to try and hold back your orgasm until you reach 1, and then come for us delightfully.
Sounds easy, but it's harder than you think - generally about a third of the guys make it to 1, and two thirds come before they reach 1. Can you do it?
For the record, it's totally okay to come before you get to 1 if you want to, it's just more fun for you if you at least try to hold it back as long as you can...
EDGING--Masturbating as close to getting off without getting off as you can. Some like to rinse/repeat and do this over the span of a few days or weeks until they can't take it anymore, others just do once in a single session leaving themselves unfulfilled, and some do it repeatedly in a single session until they get off.- Why try this? For some it's about willpower, for some masochism, others it's just about the fun of driving themselves out of their mind with sexual frustration until they can't take it anymore which listeners usually quite enjoy.
WE LOVE REQUESTS. No matter how stupid, off topic, kinky, weird or wonderful you may think your request is. If you have a fetish, a need for a lullaby, desire for a joke, or a script you want read- you're bound to find a bevvy of male performers willing to satisfy your every whim.
If you don't post your desires, we can't fulfill them- so don't be shy.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> MSA <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
Dizzy establishing, hi guys :3
Non-lewd coffeeshop improv:
Nerdy Guy Tries Asking Girl Out:
Nerdy Improv About Getting Caught Fapping:
Nerdy Stuttery Guy Jacking Off:
Y-you sound like my friend Bird and this scares me.
When are you gonna talk dirty to me, bb?
I seem to always be late but, how about...one of these scripts? Plzkthnx.
Anyone can read any of those scripts, really. P-please?
I'm scared but also aroused???
Read one of the above scripts? :3
Requesting cute werewolf doing the 100-1 challenge!
Why is it important that he's a werewolf? Because they're fucking hot so there.
Guten morgen, Guten Tag or Guten abend!
Luger-sama, reporting for duty!
Now with 100% more german accent and with healthy dose of National Socialism!
Come one, come all! Request stuff only at your local Nazi!
Maledom slapping - a script from /msa/!
Daddys Punishment - another script from /msa/!
Luger explains where the little Juden come from!
A little bit of humiliation~
Dominating a Mistress!
10 minutes of pure Fleshlight-on-Luger action!
Yandere Luger - A phonecall from your stalker!
Sold off into slavery - a Luger original!
Raceplay with Luger - Nigger bitches smell!
SS-Sturmbannführer Johann Luger has his way with you!
Wehrmachtslieder and singing:
Das Panzerlied: http://chirb.it/q5MIpJ
German lullaby: http://chirb.it/fDftIc
I've currently got some freetime and I've had some experience with Discord and I'd like to test this out.
If it kicks off I'm happy to step down and let others manage/admin the chat.
Feel free to discuss role, text and voice channel distribution and permissions.
This is a great tool for managing who can enter/listen to which room etc. so it's perfect for us imo.
If this stays, it'll probs be a sort of live-hub for preformers/lurkers to be as meta, chill or as lewd as they'd like
So far it's been pretty good:3
My voice isn't too horrendously annoying to read stuff? I've always worried that my voice was shrill and hateful; that it could have easily doubled as the background music at the Zyklon B factory.
No, you sound fine. And you've read all the Hitchiker's Guide books, so that's cool. And you're also funny! Nice to meet you.
Also, what is with people not wanting to name themselves?
Welcome newbie! You could always start with a 100-1 challenge cause that's pretty straight forward if you're up for something lewd.
HEY READ A SCRIPT FROM HERE: http://pastebin.com/4zpTbi3r
or do these requests?
Ok so I finally got around to playing Chromatic Souls, the game someone thought Midnight Rambler was in.
Dude, I'm sorry but you are not fooling anyone, especially me. I've listened to your rambles for almost a year now, I've shlicked to a few of them. That's 100% without a doubt, you in that game. Congratulations, and don't worry none of the English Actors are sited in the credits, I uhhh, already checked, you know, just to help yah out... And stuff. Hope you don't get too big and forget about us here. If my memory serves me right you still owe us a new fap since last winter!
Also, also, I feel like reading some of my best creative writings stories so if you guys like emotional stories of tragedy, check these out!
I'm so excited for Christmas!
What kind of present could I give you, anon?
Would a simple fap be ok?
I seem to have a bit of a cold.
Also, I apologize for the poor quality. I need to figure out why my mic is picking up these extraneous noises.
Yo ferret, we've been missing you
cum join us!
Hello everybody, I'm a little new to /msa/ but if anyone enjoys my voice, I'd be happy to do whatever you wanted with it.
I made this as a gift of goodwill.
Hi everyone, i'm trying to find a few ideas to record (i'm staying with my family for christmas so i can't record anything right now), and i was wondering if what i had in mind was just too mean. I'm usually nice so it seems to be too much for my taste,i'm not really into humiliation but i see that kind of request from time to time here or on /FSA/, and i want to try something new so...
So it would be half mean half sorry that i don't want to indulge anymore a chubby/big girl in a fwb relationship before finally giving in but just a little bit, i won't be touching her, something like that.
Dreams can be so fucking weird...
Never improv'd like that before, so i hope it didn't sound too slow or not meaningful, because it still is, even if it doesn't sound like it. You're alright, and you're gonna stay alright
PAGE SIX? I THINK FUCKING NOT.
Mmyis, these are good times.
HAR HAR HAAAAAR
Sounds like a bretty gud time to me save for a few things.
Can't hear shit.
No one likes their own voice, fyi.
A Christmas Eve reading for you..."How The Grinch Stole Christmas."
Part 1: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KiB6RJdRrB
Part 2: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Sciz8MjbEw
Part 3: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0feHifmkYDl
Merry Christmas everyone.
New guy here. Trying this out since, well, why the hell not?
Should probably make a chirbit or something.
Suggestions or something others would like to hear from me would be appreciated.
tell us about the best gift you received
any bad gifts, anything you enjoyed giving, seeing your loved ones open?
pic. rel. my woolen sock:3
bumping with old content since I don't have anything new to contribute with
-Gayest Kief Cunterland
I have to resort to sucking dicks and posting falsetto singing.
Its truly dark times....
bedtime bump with a story
Idk man, it's usually fairly empty around Christmas and New Years. It was a lot slower last year. I remember at one point there was at least 8-9 posts of just bumps each thread.
On another note, happy festive season everyone.
sorry, I forgot to refresh the links
Since it's christmas and all....
The Husband Who Was to Mind the House
Three Billy Goats Gruff
Boots Who Ate a Match With the Troll
Ug the Thug
The Prauge creature (a tale of my own)
The Willow Tree by John Renfro Davis
What I want is for someone to make the green text sensual and passionate. Like you miss this person for real. Its like a voice message to a missed call.
Deep voices, irish accents, english accents, and scotish accents will be the greatest but all are welcome. :D
>i know its late but i had to tell you this. Its kept me awake for the passed few nights. I dont know what to do. The only thing on my mind is the feel of your skin. My hand caressing your body, my lips kissing yours. I know it shouldnt have happened but neither of us planned for it to happen. Its not your fault nor is it mine. Youre probably hating yourself just like im hating me. I know its wrong and we're both taken but i need to see you again. I need to be with you again. I need it to happen again. I need it.
Okay, so it seems Clyp doesn't like how long the clip is going to be (about 6-7 minutes) and I'm not wanting to make an account if I don't have a name for here yet, and Vocaroo is being a little bitch (my mic DOES WORK DAMNIT)
Oh holy crap it worked finally.
Starter MSA questions, and as I said, feel free to suggest a name if my voice doesn't cause ears to bleed. Be gentle, I'm recording at 4 am, there were other people home, and I'm trying not to be loud.
Hoping this link works.
DISCORD SERVERS ARE BACK ONLINE
GIT IN HERE!
>tfw like a particular performer enough that you have a ton of requests for them, but you know they can only record so much.
do you have a request que or something I can fill up instantly?
If I get my ass in speed within the next couple o hours, I might b able to do something for you today.
I'm already lucky enough to have you doing one for me! But if you want to do another for the same person, any of these would be incredible.
Get yourself off and watch porn, but link the video you use and comment on it while you do. That way the listener can watch it with you.
You're at the movies with your friend, who is a relatively friendly incubus. You're the only ones in the theater and keeps going down on you for a few seconds at a time, almost finishing you but then backing off. He'll only let you cum if you beg.
You just finished a grueling two hour photoshoot where you had to stick yourself into the most beautiful girl you've ever seen and hold yourself there for the photo, then rearrange and go again. You are so pent up you're going to fucking explode. Pls record the wank that happens once the shoot ends. Bonus points if you're some kind of monster that literally almost can't hold themselves back from cumming, but had to anyway for two hours.
You're on a date with someone and bring them home. They're not human. What kind of not human is up to you, but describe how that goes.
C-Could someone read this?
Thanks in advance.
1 year, and I'm still this bad
There you go you disgusting subhuman scum. I bet you get off to this. What a repulsive slut you are.
I finally have mic that's not a piece of poop, so here's my very first contribution: Go The Fuck to Sleep as requested by >>23045082
I miiiiight not be the voice you were hoping for but here we go anyway
C-Can a guy (with a deep voice if possible) tell me that i am such a disobedient little brat and how they will punish me harshly (describe it if you can that would be even better, spankings/ropes/.. are fine)
then leave a blank and say "...good girl, that's more like it..." in a more whispery tone as if they were whispering in my ear.....Please?
Naughty little girl~
New Discord for those who are interested; FSA and MSA. Moderation on the pre-existing one is questionable (Reddit type stuff).
No problem. If you got any more requests, I'm bored as fuck. I'm in >>23047817 discord in case you want a hotline.
bumping from the 9th and establishing,thatarabdude here. What's up guys? I speak 3 different languages and occasionally senpais notice me.
Spoken word song:
It don't mean a thing:
calling someone a filthy cunt in a mad voice:
ramble about a highschool crush I had:
please tell me what sort of thing you'd like me to do if at all, I legit have no idea
>be young mistress at a manor
>arrogant little bitch
>fires butler ruining his life a bit in the process
>suddenly one day wakes up in a basement or some sort,tied up,barely clothed,...
>guess who's back bitch.jpg
>ex butler now can do whatever he wishes to his ex young mistress including satisfying his sadistic needs
This one might be kinda long but um...pretty please?
I can't cum today,only edge,it's so frustrating..
I did this a few threads ago.
Usually how I approach women.
Luger you baka
Ah please do. It's not as if i was burning to her it or anything
doing any request, memes preferred
T...Thanks i guess
>mfw am supposed to be adult bur look 15 because smol and babyface
>mfw my skin is milky white
>mfw i still wear cute undies
How did you...
I think you are fine.
At least people dont pinch your cheeks or pat your head when you get angry.>>23054522
You have a pretty nice voice though. Maybe i should dare and post in female voice thingy but no idea
"Luger-sama! I-I'm not a little girl! Geez, I bet you enjoy toying with me! It's not like I like you or anything, you idiot!"
A...as if!! You would enjoy it. Dirty perv.
But i guess i can manage. Oh and pardon me if i have a french accent or mispronounce something.
Do you want me to hit you or something?
never expriing link
Share it with your friends and ur granny as as a new years gift!
We're currently playing CAH!
Requesting cute dragon hitting on a guy instead of eating him. A /tg/ recording. Like pic related.
Canine/werewolf masturbation and mouth-fucking (anthro cumming knotting growling)
I actually can't find a script, sorry anon. I'm not good at requesting stuff. Though I do love improv! If you just have any dirty talk that comes to your mind I'm more than happy with it.
before I get my period my breasts tend to get kinda sore, especially my nipples. /r/ing something with some begging to relieve my tiddies with some sucking noises and general boobie worship
if multiple people fill this I would love to hear something more subby and then something else more dommy
Oh? Soll ich dann vielleicht mal was in deutsch aufnehmen? Was gefällt dir denn am besten?
I will be at home by 4 pm and i will try and take a look at that discord thingy i guess.
And say that thing for Luger >>23058605
and you since you wanted to hear my voice.
>Inb4 i am cute
Don't u dare
But I like DFC lolis. I'll wait until I have evidence that you are indeed CUTE!
Downloading discord right now,gonna figure how to use it and do your message thingy i guess
>n-not that i'm doing it for you or anything i'm just bored!!
Think you're in the wrong one.
That's the one.
Ich hab mir gestern auf chirb ein wenig was angehört. Und mich würd echt mal interessieren, ob die Finanzabteilung bei euch jetzt den Mist mit dem Weihnachtsgeld hinbekommen hat^^
Und was texte angeht muss ich nachher mal schauen welchen ich da gerne in deiner Stimme hätte
Nope. Immernoch nicht. Musste meiner Mutter schon 200 Tacken überweisen. Hoffe das klärt sich sobald ich wieder am arbeiten bin. ;___;
Ich frage mich wer hinter meinen finanziellen Probelmen stecken könnte...
this is somewhat related
just picture me being whatever ur into;)
We're playing CAH, come join!
I'm guessing they are all on discord now... -_-
This sort of thing happened last year. We had an amazing group of guys who kept pumping out 10/10 recordings. but then they all got on skype with the name fagging ladies and left us anonymous listeners hanging. :(
Thanks to discord I'm sure this place will be slow as hell and the recording we do get will be full of inside jokes / pandering to the discord group.
<<REQUEST>> I'm currently on a road trip back home and I've not orgasmed in a few days because of never having the time to schlick. Definitey needing to scratch the itch right now. Could I possibly get something dd/lg (idefk it's something that's been getting me off lately?) or just maledom to help the itch? Bonus points for accents/foreign languages.
Long time listener, gents. You do swell work. c:
Sit on Daddy's Lap (incest, daddy, daughter, ageplay) By Ollie
also, check out my chirbit for other stuff
meh, I'd say this got more active after we started the discord cuz everyone is constantly reminded of the thread. u know you're allowed to join the thing without having to talk/listen
It's holidays. I don't know what you expect. Most performers have work/family/friends...
She was reluctant at first, but when she saw I was getting better and started enjoying my recordings, she reluctantly approved it. For a guy requiring multiple orgasms, and certain kinks I have pretty few requirements for my freedom.
It's what makes me happy, and she's willing to sacrifice it as long as it doesn't interfere with her needs. And it's really great to give her an mp3 with lewdies while she's away.
She was actually the one gifting me my snowball.
And besides, it's a great way to conquer my damaged sexual insecurity caused by sexual abuse at childhood, and she gets that. I was afraid of my own sexuality, but I've slowly conquered it and even transcended. I'm considering doing work with abuse victims/sexual conquering (in non-lewd, professional ways ofc.... I have a lot of things I'd like to do tho:P)
On that subject, I'm planning on quitting after this year. I'd hope to dwindle slowly away, but this reply is a great chance to talk about it. It's been great, but I'm afraid of becoming the assholes I sought out to replace when I first started recording. And with the discord thing it's starting to become my life.
why u asking?
ur not IX? I know he's married but having some trouble with balancing.between this and wife.
[Just a plain Luger]
>IX? I know he's married but having some trouble with balancing.between this and wife.
I think you mean having some trouble with balancing between wife and the 3,902,758,723,456 whores he randomly meets irl and cheats on his wife with. And constantly brags about... oh wait, I get it. He doesn't actually get any real pussy from strangers or his own wife. He's just an unwanted piece a shit that wants us to think he's the best thing that can happen to a woman. Everything makes so much sense now.
request for something along the lines of "rapist/incredibly sexually frustrated male corners his prey and makes her ache for him"
Can someone do an audio about having just bought a new sub/slave and taking her home and breaking her in when she fights (actual fights, not just whines)? Spanks and hair-pulling appreciated but not required if you'd deal with her attitude another way. Tl;dr, life has been ridiculous and I really need someone else taking full control for a bit.
i dont know what im doing with my life
Peer pressure is a bitch
Hope you peeps had a great new year! I stayed at home and played Fallout 4 like a loooooser and backed up all my incest porn to a swank new external NAS ;)
Here's a new one by me. Sly had requested it a thread or two ago. Sorry it took so long :(
"My Student has a crush on me."
>why u asking?
ur not IX? I know he's married but having some trouble with balancing.between this and wife.
That wasn't me bro. But yeah, I have just been honest with myself and determined I enjoy these types of things. I'm keeping the wife Happy so everything's good for now.
Woah, what's that supposed to mean? Are you jewish? Black? Black and jewish?
I'll see what I can do.
>3rd generation hippie
>My name was written on the inside of a jail cell near Los Alamos before I was old enough to vote.
What sort of subhuman filth does that? Are you some kind of joke then? A disgusting twist of fate? If anything, I should be embarrassed that you get off to my recordings. What absolutly repulsive trash you are.
Don't worry, we all fap to terrible things here.
Luger-sama, could you possibly do some dirty talk lessons in German, like lewd phrases or words? I-it'll be helpful for my studies.
Oh hey, MSA thread
Whelp...guess there's no harm in putting this.
Would cross my fingers and hope someone finds this sexy or funny.
Why thank you?
Fuck you, Bird
Requesting this script for anyone interested: "I know you're a slut" - http://pastebin.com/CneEb5LP
Kinda rambling, but I think I explained the most common words pretty well. tl;dl - Dirtytalk works just as easy as it does in english, there are only certain varieties of words you could use for a certain partner.
That script was fucking long. Enjoy.
Sorry I haven't been around for a bit so I'm a little rusty, but I tried this
Well fuck, and I closed the fucking tab with vocaroo and now it's gone because I didn't save the link. Way to go for my first post in about half a year. Anyway I can make up for it without reading out that long-ass script again?
Hope you uploaded a file, ya dingus. Otherwise you're fucked.
YA FUCKED UP, SENPAI. YA FUCKED UP. Better read the ENTIRE THING all over again.
Or you could, you know... Do an intro post.
I DUN GOOFED. I was too busy laughing at this goofball now I am the goofball.
WELL FINE. Here's my attempt to be sexy, I fail at life. Better just stop posting. It's 2am here. I'm tired. The sun was in my eyes. Copy paste is difficult. Fuck I don't know.
Dat pacing doe. It's fun hearing varied readings of the same script. GOOD JOB ANON, YOU FUCKED UP LESS!
Also, yee even if I said that on Discord.
I still hate the implied cucking of that script, but the rest is golden. Any script with count downs and fapping is yeeeee.
Look at me linking to the wrong post, I AM A GENIUS.
Fool-chan, you are an utter disappointment and a disgrace to your German heritage. Ctrl+shift+t opens previously opened tabs.
I think I will stick with that one.
And yes, I am aware of that. The problem is, though, that I didn't open the recording in a separate tab, but just copied the URL from the vocaroo interface, forgot to paste it, closed the tab and copied something else. So opening up the previously closed tab would have done nothing.
Requesting an audio that is kind of specific but will hopefully be sexy! The speaker is a dragon, either a humanoid one or a bestial one. Either way they're fully intelligent, and they have a fetish for stuff like orgasm denial and mindbreak. They're going to willingly let some people try to mindbreak them.
It's not actually possible to mindbreak a dragon, because they're invulnerable mentally and physically. This request is about someone getting really close, however they manage it. Spells, continuous sex with something like a succubus, onaholes, teasing and denial... All that good stuff. The more explicit detail the better. You don't even have to do a dragon voice! It's really more about the idea than the execution on that part. Thanks!
>tfw headset just died
>Amazon says Tuesday
Come in here women. Sacrifice thineselves to your one true Overlord!
Bumping trying to pass at singing. I hope I copypaste right this time...
I'm going to be honest I just don't have the expertise for this. But I could try
>I'm planning on quitting after this year.
Knowing I'm not going to get to listen to your voice forever is the worst feel.
I know I haven't been around much, but I'll always have a special place for you in my pants, /soc/. Happy new year, and have a recording I did of one of officiallyadult 's scripts, which I found over on GWA,
I'm just trying to warm you up...
10min, nonconsensual, intoxication, alcohol, m4f
I don't know if I did this right, but I tried my best...
It's my first try, and I didn't really expect this script to be so lewd... It's the 'Sinfully Lewd Handholding' thingy... I'm blushing so much right now...
But here goes nothing... Sorry if I don't sound very manly...
Err, continue in general I suppose. Like they're being hit really hard by life and are trying to keep their spirits up, but it's really hard. Generic unhappy feels of the serious variety. Thanks for responding to the request!
I'm too shy to post anything publically, but if anybody has a private skype (dont have to use your main account), I'll record anything for you on a4chanmsaskype!
also i have a kiwi accent if you like that.
Hold on, why do you think there's lots of gay men in here? Cuz I may have jokingly recorded something with an incredibly gay-sounding voice earlier and that may have thrown you off, so sorry if that's the case. Surely there's women here, and despite having a gay-sounding voice I don't actually listen to any of the stuff here.
What. The. Actual. Fuck.
So lets get a few things out of the way:
-This is a thread for guys to record audio, there is no designated audience other than people who like to hear male audio
-That audience includes both women and men
-There are scripts and requests that are specifically m4f
-There are also scripts and requests that aren't
-The thread with all the "Hot Women" doesn't exist, although plenty of the women that come here are very attractive, they come here for the audio and it doesn't matter what they look like
Lurk more ya jackass
Audiophiles Discord: https://discord.gg/0jPp9kC9mcR3OiJh
I guess i am really not made for lewd stuff i just always feel...uncomfortable about it at some point. not your fault really, just the way i am and also why i went away. I am just not so comfortable with lewd in the end. I wish good things on you, and adress you my softest smile.
You will recognize yourself so i don't need to address this message in particular.
It was an interesting encounter.
May we meet in dreams (again)
>tfw started taking 3/4ths of the Holy Grail of Cum treatment
Pygeum sadly comes next week, but still.
For those of you who don't know: https://www.thundersplace.org/male-supplements/holy-grail-of-cum-load-increase.html
>Go the Distance - Hercules
I tried at least
Ferret here. Still alive.
I'd love to record something. Any requests?
/r/ing anything sung from Galavant to bump thread.
Hey MSA, I wrote up a little something for teasing and a little assplay, and decided to record it. So here ya go, let me know what's good and what's bad!
Please do a recording where you're a qt humanoid dragon (the same size as a human, just with a tail and other cute features), and you're in bed cuddling with someone. Just ramble about your day, stuff you like, and occasionally throw in some purring or something like that. Extreme bonus points for any of this:
Talking about TV or vidya
Generally trying to cheer the person up, like they're having a difficult time in life and need a hug
Taking about how if anyone tries to annoy the person you're cuddling with, you're going to scare them away or get rid of them somehow
Any reference to the listener also not being human, especially of the touch fluffy tail variety
Requesting anyone to ramble about their thoughts on the idea of having a wife and/or lewd things you'd want to do with a submissive wife, aaa
But Anon, my Daughteru is mein Waifu. Are you implying I'd do things to 3DPD?
I look forward to hearing it! Thank you still.
What no, Luger! ;_;
What, did you honestly think I'd give you the time of day? Let's be reasonable here, anon. We both know who I am and what you are. Not even in your dreams would I even consider marrying a lowlife such as you. You could never compete on any level with my Waifu.
-I sing in a band
-First time posting in here
-Don't know how bad my voice sounds
I'm more interested in just friendly banter via skype if anyone else wants to.
3DPD waifus do have the potential to ruin one's laifu.
Indeed, but not in the same way as true Waifus do.
Requesting a recording where the listener is a cute as fuck kitsune type monster person, and the speaker is clearly ecstatic to see them and wants to touch their tail. Like a dude meeting his waifu or husbando for the first time.
Mr E returns!... Again!
>Tiny Sick Tears
>Autistic Sonic Thing
>Go The Fuck to Sleep
>Irish Language Lab
And everyone's favourite...
>Kingpin Fucks Garrus
since I couldn't think of anything I did the whole teacher spanking thing. I hope you like it.
Wasn't sure how lewd you'd want to get so it's a bit short. If you want, I can always do a second more lewd recording later. I just wish the walls in my place weren't so damned thin.
Eh. It's my honest thoughts, and being introverted it's not like I'm likely to go find someone. Fuck the club scene in all it's forms to be frank and honest, be it sports bar, or club, or any of that shit. I'd rather just stay at home and get drunk. It's cheaper and I don't have to listen to crap music or get a splitting headache from having 300+ people all screaming to be heard over it.
Ramblin' about how it'd be.
Also: What I did around Christmas, New Years and whats going on lately! Enjoy!
Can I make it worse for you by pretending and failing to be alpha? Would that just make your day anon? I don't see you putting your voice out there in either this thread or the female one.
There's something fun about hearing you ramble about your life, Lu-chan.
We can use any life here. Spot on Chinese dragon.
Yeah, you are failing at it. It's okay, anon. Plenty of ladies like keeping a guy in a leash. It's cute when you get all fluffed up about it, too. Winky face.
I rarely come to msa, so I don't really know anyone's specific talent (with the exception of Luger hnng)
If anyone has a good singing voice, I'd love to hear "I'm your man" by Leonard Cohen. Either sung or sort of talked through like he does, it'd be a real treat.
My voice is as of late manic and higher pitched, but I tried lowering it for you, stranger :^)
Ps : I also only listened to this song for 5 seconds, threw my improvised spin on it. (It won't be gr8)
have some of my mediocre singing
(deleted other post because wrong link)
It was very nice to listen to! I can see how commanding orders all the time can be tiresome though, especially if one's easily submissive.
>studying to be a doctor
Yesss, medical field.
I don't think your voice is bad, really. I'd enjoy the second recording if you're up for it.
Ah, thanks for doing my request Luger! You do the most devilish chuckles, I swear. How is being a software engineer, by the way?
The spiraling into talking about being too shy was nice to hear still! I can see why the wife request was a bit weird, eee.
Also, your teacher spanking... Just jesus.
It's been forever since I've seen you, Mr. E! How's life been for you?
Thanks! I appreciate that you'll give it a try even if you don't know much about monsterboys/monstergirls. If it helps, here's a link to the kind of thing I'm talking about. You don't need to talk about how much you love gold or anything. http://pastebin.com/KCPcR3C5
Oh hay, I'm a submissive straight male.
Been meaning to do my first recording for you perverts for a while, finally have sometime off from Holiday stuff to do so.
Was thinking of starting off with the 100-1 challenge, it seemed fun.
And now I have motivation to!
Here you go:
(excuse my fumbles i was nervous pls no bully)
Oh boy, recognition! Life is fine, I'm still as much man as I was when I started, England is treating me fine and dandy. Is there anything I can do for you?
ok so >>23104314 told me to post this here, even though it has no context, so sorry if it's dumb (it is)
Such a well behaved Panda Slut. Now if only you'd post more for all the ladies who enjoy your subby voice.
Thank you for posting it! I suspect many are having fun with that audio.
here you go anon. probably not what you're looking for but... eh.
from your friendly neighborhood >>23104130 >>23104219 >>23104350
Thanks! I certainly hope so. I was embarrassed enough putting it up. If no one liked it, I'd probably have to commit sudoku
I just did a shitty little introduction clip for ya'll too:
Speaking of singing:
And just because I love that episode so much, I tried out something a little... Sweeter for you:
(I know my voice isn't deep enough for this but I hope you like my rendition anyway)
can someone do a rapey "forced orgasm" thing? please and thank
Software engineer is a good job. Cozy office, friendly co-workers. A guarantee that you'll never go hungry, cause at the end of the day, as long as two people are left on the planet, somebody wants to jew somebody.
They're traditionally female, but male kitsunes do exist if you think of them as a type of monster rather than a mythical creature.
Post a voice sample... try to do the questions or talk about something that is on your mind
Still here folks, hit me with your best/worst shot!
>Thing about death
I'm telling you guys, Luger is somehow the only normal person on 4chan. Like, assuming you aren't black and jewish, Luger is that guy who makes a good impression on your mother and returns your missing wallet with no cash missing and shit. It scares the fuck out of me.
Here you go:
Sorry if it seems a bit rushed.
For some reason I didn't realize how quickly I was speaking until I had finished exporting and everything.
Not trying to leave you hanging, but I probably can't record again until tomorrow, so it might take a little bit.
Thanks for the link, though. It certainly helped me specify what kind of anatomy your were thinking of.
It's neither my racism or antisemitism that make me a bad person. My sadism does that.