/sma/ - Skinny, Medium, Average girls thread
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Oh please I can barely even get it in my vag.
I just don't post them a lot.
God, it's fucking ass city in here.
I had to shave my head because I got fleas from my cat.
Fleas please, dat dildo in your pussy in a webm or a gif! is a must! I have to fap! I need it!
I am. Both cute and lying.
That seems like it'd be a pain to clean up.
They're nail stickers, made for 5 year olds. They were never big enough.
I have no idea, but I'm sure there is a gay dude waiting for you to suck his dick.
In the meantime, you illiterate retard. Let me hide your ID before you become an inconvenient troll... Good grief...
Closeup of nail stickers while pinching your nips?
>having to hide someone's ID because you didn't like what they were saying
Or you could not be a bitch and just not reply?
Also wtf why did your English magically get better
Repost, but whatever.
Not even close. I just have weirdly exotic features for a white American girl with all European heritage.
I find this incredibly appealing. You look nice with super short hair.
Can you do doggystyle but towards the camera? Head visible ass in the air?
Great body too of course.
Can you please do a video like that F.? Doesn't have to be that monster cock.
Also I'm not sure I already said it but you look way sexier now than when you had less fat. Sorry. :3
Hahaha. It's huuuge, I have to be gentle with myself.
Thanks! I quite like it.
I think I'm gonna do the reading vid tonight.
I just want a tiny waist and collarbones, man. The ass must carry on.
But guys, I was gonna read you a bedtime story!
You are readint it -_- you are cheating us with 2014 gifl.
>Oh please I can barely even get it in my vag.
I'll get it in there for you bby ;)
Oxy + bathtime is pretty good you guys
Well HP Lovecraft was always a little bit more into the eldritch horror stuff.
when you coming to washington state? we got ton of oxy, imma cop 5 40s tomorrow
With all my dollars? The army ex was going to fly me out to the US but he got engaged to some girl he's known for 8 months, so that's out. Idiot.
I am kinda dizzy off a 15 right now, if i fall asleep someone call for halp. Paloma Faith is the perf soundtrack for this though.
I use mega, i got the app on my phone cause i broked my laptop
>big boobs and tiny hands
Deep breaths, count to 10, and go fuck yourself.
What vibe were you using?
It's called a Sensuelle or something, they're supposed to be crap and burn out really easy but I run this thing ragged and it's still the most powerful vibe I have other than the Wand.
Oh, cool! I'm livin' in the past I guess.
I put a space in it because I am paranoid and didn't know about new things.
I get them prescription because I legit need them for my back, on the Pharmaceutical Benefits Scheme (thanks Straya) they're about $12 a box. I could sell them for a fuckton though, they still go for 20-40 a pill on the street down here.
Salsa? I heard theyre super hit and miss whether they hold up, I kinda want one but I can't justify the cost for an hour battery life.
Yeah i can do bubble boobs or someink, not hc, gimme a little bit.
Just 'cause you asked nicely
Aaand I have to go, exams.
Oooohh for some reason when i first saw that i thought the white bit was attached. That's good it's so powerful for that price though.
I have possible early onset arthritis in my neck, and did something at work that gave me massive mid-thoracic back spasms and the muscles are being difficult and it hurts a lot
Oki I'll text her
Hernia? No. Just put too much stress on my back from lifting boxes and typing all day while holding my phone up with my shoulder and stupid shit like that, and didn't take care of it even though it was getting painful to drive, because I'm a shithead who doesn't like asking for help. So it got to a point where i sat down and my entire back froze up and it's all terrible.
I need to get the blood tests done to see if I have the markers for arthritis, it's in my family, the xrays showed enough evidence of it/some other degenerative disease for the insurance company to deny my claim as a "pre-existing condition".
I work for cunts tbh.
You don't like asking for help? c'mon you're not a navy seal! you know what's gonna happen to our fap routines if you do something reckless?
No more Booblia could be the new apocalypse.
Nah really I hope you get better and that the bath is helping! btw weren't you a waitress?
>Yoolz in all her might
I can never tell if I like better your glorious ass or your fantastic rack
>mfw the other day bought a totally penis shaped carrot for self fucking purposes and thought of you
Secretary slash receptionist
Oxy jules is too honest, I wrote a bunch of shit and deleted it. Tldr I want a new job with not cunts I'm smarter than, or maybs I'll go back to uni.
She hasn't been having a great time lately so I understand, I know more than anyone that fighting on the chans gets you nowhere but i did warn you guiz it was a Strayan thing.
same pictures one day. One day, anon. Dream with me.
Fucking video is taking its sweet time, almost halfway.
If I do, I'll ask Armchair MD here for advice . I'll be sure to post without a picture just to get his attention.
I know how to say like 5 sentences in Yurop, thatll get me by right
Bush needs some maintenance.
Thank you bbies :3 glad you like it
Its kind of prickly here and there due to shaving yesterday >.<
medfag here, physical therapy is as good as or better than both surgery and opiates at reducing chronic back pain
The Moar You Know™
Wetness level increased
Please do something like this, wanna see moar of that pussy,
Some of these requests are weird to do because I have to hold my phone to take them I'd use a self timer but where would my phone sit?
why the fuck is this giving me a raging boner...
damnit fleaz, that was fucking hot.
nghhh soapy titties are the best.
i'm gonna fap to both of your vids, girls. such a good start to this day.
I know my stay wasn't long but I'm gonna go, may be on later. X
I see my physio once or twice a week and he's got me doing self-release stuff at home so I can avoid getting dependent on him and/or painkillers
it was just extra-bad today and stretching and self-massage weren't making me feel better.
45-50k, which i have discovered is a lot more in America. Keep in mind that cost of living is pretty high in Aus, especially Sydney.
Good genes bby
Even just on the hood, not on the clit itself??
That seems a crying shame, if only for the fact that I enjoy sucking on a clit and would assume that it's generally pleasant to have sucked...
well game servers are down atm why not
right now im just grinding a couple toons through an mmo(neverwinter D&D)
kekerroni, the gif was to big so i had to convert it haha never change the file name
>"Post in this thread, it's better"
>"No post in this thread it's better"
>"No this thread"
>"No this thread"
>Every camwhore thread is full of retards
Why do anons do this? It's like saying "this plate of shit is better".
its a little too cold out still, I want to do ful nude for that
ok just made the two gifs.. fuck its getting cold
please let there be more
Those tits. My internal procreation sensor is off the charts. You're one of the hottest women I've ever seen.
you never happy
yeah i can see myself posing next to a lift machine
no toy sorry and thats only because of proportions
you doubt what?
I'm new here so could you help me? Idk how to reply to a comment.
Click the number of the poster you're replying to.
It will open a window automatically.
Also, pussy please? bonus for feet as well or next shot
what's soles? sorry that my english is not good.
Only pics of females. comment or request all you want. Doesn't mean you'll get what you request though. I've learned that you need to treat the lady's with respect, as you should. They are after all giving you what you want.
What's your native language?
it means THIS pose but so we can see pussy.
Argentina, and thank you, sir!
I speak spanish. duh, haha. AND Sorry I have to get another camera for that.
Ok great I do too, soles means la parte baja de los pies, soles=suelas del pie. la planta.
Si hablamos mucho español esta gente se cabrea, so let's just use english.
Can I see pussy spread?
Sorry guys I have to go. This is the last one, I'll get another camera next time. Just one thing, rate me, pls?
I like to rate with face, but it's not always advisable to post it if you're in these threads.
That being said 8 or 9? You have a great body, fantastic tits and ass and a tight pussy. Nice hair and lips too.
i get fmu is crazy like glue which makes me like her more
The boy sent me a vid of him singing "I'll make love to you" so in retaliation I'm making a terrible mixtape of cheesy sex songs but I've hit a wall
Prince- Gett Off
R. Kelly - Ignition
Foreigner - Feels Like The First Time
Skyhooks - You Just Like Me Cause I'm Good In Bed.
Yeah this kinda shit thank u
I was aiming more for cheesy rnb style, not too blatant.
I might take skyhooks out and put Marvin Gaye in.
Or make 2 and do a cheesy rock songs with dope and the kills and shit. Idk!
I will listen to these ty
>go fuck him
well, i plan to, but it's 630 and he has to work first.
FUCK OFF THERE ARE NO EMBEDDED FILES JUST POST
we can go there
"Let’s Get It On" - Marvin Gaye
"Justify My Love" - Madonna
"Ooh La La" - Goldfrapp
"I Touch Myself" - Divinyls
tho i can't understand how you can think about stuff like that when our saviour mootles has left us...
good songs to fuck to, chill bros.
Yay anons think I have good music taste!
Omg Too Close, perf.
Fleebies I love Divinyls too
25 irl means at least 45 on 4chan duh
hows the list going?
we all doomed. I think I am the oldest current camwhore. You all can now start calling me mamasan.
and FYI--Hires navy set in 3 hours-- in the mean time can do potato requests
Agh i wish i could make a grid or zoom out on this dumb phone
+ Feel Like Making Love
+ Dilemma - Nelly
+ Cry Me A River - JT
+ Friendly Skies - Missy Elliott
+ S&M - Rihanna
+ Mirrors- JT
+ My Dick - Mickey Avalon
+ Pony - Ginuwine
+ No Diggity - Blackstreet et al
+ I Touch Myself (might put this on the other one)
+ Too Close - Next
+ Or Nah - whoever
I want to add the weeknd but i don't want to ruin them for myself haha
>"Desire"-Meg Myers or "Fuck U Betta"-Neon Hitch
y u no listen to my suggestion bitchtits?
I have a whole spotify playlist just for sex
>Hires navy set in 3 hours
yikes, looking forward to that one.
slide your hands under you shirt and squeeze those titties.
Mötley Crüe - Kickstart My Heart
you need some rockin in there as well.
I adding Fuck U Betta to my dancing naked playlist
I'll listen to the other one in a sec, One Crowded Hour came on random radio playlist shuffle so i need to have a sneaky bath cry
Ah yes must remember Bad Medicine and that whitesnake one as well
So you did catch a cold? are you one of those women whose PMS is like recreating WW2? I mean why the sudden vomiting and stuff.
Also CB and Booblia are holding the fort but we need some Kitty so get some rest, some dick, and come back for regular body check ups here.
if you are still looking for sex songs-
"Sex and Candy" Marcy Playground
"I want you to want me"- Cheap trick
Oh nooo. Stay hydrated.
Ooh this desire one is hot as fuck cb, ty.
Anon who wants me to sing Rains of Castamere, I gotta work on getting in the right octave but I will give it a try on my honour as a girl scout
Your love is like BAAD MEDICINE
BAD MEDICINE A BLAH BLEH BLUH
WOO OO OOOH
When I figure out how to cum on a reliable basis
You're too good to me bbygurl
>Anon who wants me to sing Rains of Castamere
>finally got land down under vocaroo
>getting rains of castamere too
have you heard "I Get Off" by Halestorm? the perfect camwhore song.
kitty, you POAS yet?