/boob/ - Boob General
>Post, critique, rate and discuss boobs
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A script and maybe some booze
You don't wanna see my shins cause they're all beat up and bug-bitten
Yup. They're gross in multiple ways.
Noooo but I suppose I could grab something..
Mmmmm baby, are you jerking watching my photos? Mmmm continue slowly, i wish your cock was between my tits, mmmm fuck my tits please... Mmmm i want your cum right here, in my tongue... C'mon baby...
If you want to add something ^^
With my phone, yeah, but then range decreases
I have more of a one piece tan than a bikini tan and I kinda dig it
It's time for me to describe the /boob/ fantasy of a lifetime.
A human centipede lineup of sexual bliss.
At the front a certain male anon is slowly and deeply ploughing Hoeseph from behind all the while her face is buried in pammie's mesmerizing mound. Pammie, places a fork against one of her nipples, for the visual pleasure of the unique male anon thrusting inside Hoeseph. Pammie, who is getting mowed by Hoeseph has some work to do of her own with a returning Libby straddling her head. Libby, back from outta nowhere, has a pussy filled with Pammie's tongue and a mouthful of Pearls laying prone. Pearls, who is unable to control her own moans, struggles for breath while tongue flicking the sensitive clit of Grace who sits down hard on her face. Grace, up on her knees, with back arched revels in Pearls lip work. Grace is soon faced with the hard cock of darling anon. Though she normally doesn't prefer cock, she can't bring herself to move away from the pleasure of Pearls' tongue and soon finds herself being face fucked by darling anon. Her pigtails, which she only wore this one time as a request, now being held and used as a throat fucking weapon against her. Tears begin to well in her eyes as the inevitable orgasm approaches. The air seems to leave the room as all involved simultaneously cum buckets.
>Tl;dr: anon fucks Hoeseph doggie, Hoeseph eats prone Pammie (pressing a fork against one of her tits), Pammie eats Libby sitting on her head, Libby eats prone Pearls, Pearls eats Grace sitting on her face, Grace is mouth fucked by darling anon.
Not sure who is this, i think Highlander keeps the title with 14.
whoa whoa wait a minute
half of those are thicker than a regulation sharpie. if you get all that in, which i doubt, you will be the ultimate record holder which i doubt anyone will ever beat
Some of those are twice the size as sharpies, so if you can fit all that then if say you win, but let's see what the general consensus is. Either way, I'd love to see those inside your ass.
will record partial video, sorry im taking so long needed to smoke a bowl first
WHAT DOES PARTIAL VIDEO MEAN?
if you're going to try to insert 19 things in your ass, don;t sell yourself short. dont be left with just a stupid picture or partial video. do yourself the favor and record the entire video to capture your great feat
This is /boob/ though, and she always posts her perfect boobs.
Not that I'm saying other content isn't appreciated, I'm just saying this is /boob/, not /sharpie/, /forknip/ or /pigtail
Thanks for the effort, but do try and return. Very rare everyone gets on the same page, and this record attempt did just that, so do try and get back in here with your athletes-butt
Do you guys even preview them in thumbnailsize?
Puddems has at least 24 sharpies
>More hi res & quality pictures
>More & longer videos
>No blogging camwhores
>Trains & apples
I've said before that I know that the same people lurk here... uhhh xD
I told Joy in the thread that I'd love to post with her sometime, but I don't caaare where she posts.
..Being I fucking lurk /sma/ so I don't give a shit other than the novelty 'we have Joy' shindig.
I've considered doing it, but only if Joy legit wants me to post with her.
None of that fake interest thing to please anons.
/sma/ just seems to expect way more and whine harder when they don't get it.
Even if it's mostly the same people, there do seem to be more people on /sma/.
its really not like that tbh
it probably just seems that way because there's more dead time there
I know for a fact ivy thinks you're a hot ass bitch so I dunno why you wouldn't wanna post for two hot ass bitches
do you not think ivy is a hot ass bitch omg
>but not that flopping taint of hers though that shit is creepy
Hahah, naaah. That's how a lot of girls are so it doesn't bother me unless you guys point it out.
I really just like her face a lot
90% of the time /boob/ is way more laid back than /sma/
For the most part, you don't get the cw vs cw shitposters, no weightfags, assholes get mostly ignored, and there's not the retarded practice of shitting on new girls and seeing how much they can take before quitting. Not dealing with the FMU and Puddems fanclubs is a plus too, the girls are fine, but a good chunk of shotposters turn that shit into warring states every chance they get.
>/sma/ just seems to expect way more and whine harder when they don't get it.
I tried to sleep but I couldn't so I came back
I just popped a 30mg XR aderall myself
More lady boners?
Sometimes, but not always
It is super hard to get off while on these ;c
I wore this for my freshman formal dance. Haven't put it on since. Feels kinda weird hehe
I'm mainly using it for the weight loss side effect.
Plus it feels mad good when you're smoking as well. It's hard as fuck to find tho ;c
I believe an anon from earlier wanted a lip licking gif
the tradeoff is that once you do get off, you leave your body for a second or two
it's your body so it's your business, but just out of concern i'm gonna say that you're fairly skinny, so amphetamine instead of food is probably dangerous.
back to our regularly scheduled horndoggin'
I come from a planet far, far away.
I dig the wordplay
I'm definitely not as skinny as I look on cam. I have a long way to go.
fuck. you with those glasses just drive me wild..I think your body type is fine but im not much for skinny bitches so thats my thing I guess.
how old are ya? also, more sucking, preferably deep throat pls.
I've sad before that I won't, sorry bro
This was pretty painful cause my right tonsil is always acting up and you can tell by the ugly expressions I make heheh.
Careful, you'll get yelled at for contactfagging
Hahah, I'm 5'3. Why do I seem tall?
I've been told my dancing is "indescribable," so, uh...
I haven't in a long while.
Nah, I'm just feelin' wiggly for some reason c:
I dunno if my butt is really bouncy, hmm..
Maybe on my back? I dunno, I've never had somebody do a line off me before hahah
I have one pair. I posted in them before
I think twerking would result in my demise
The ass was flat </3
Hmm...anything and everything paranormal, drawing, watercolors, singing, poetry, writing, smoke weed all day errday etc etc
cool you seem like an awesome person to be around..
Im into vidya games, Internet, art, pretty much anything that fascinates me, but music is my real passion..
what do you listen to? maybe you can tell me what I should play when I fuck you out hehe ;)
Okay, nobody is looking, try a handstand
Honestly I abuse it like fucking hell. ON A TECHNICAL LEVEL its because I was like "OH HEY MAYBE MY DEPRESSION IS LINKED TO THIS, SURE, RIGHT, YEAH.", on a practical level I wanted to get something that goes for like $10 a pop here and would keep me awake as I am perpetually sleep deprived.
And of course this means I end up just abusing it to pull all nighters / several day-ers. Seriously when I was first taking it I did stupid shit like staying awake for like four days because .. Plans kind of just aligning that way.
Annnnnnd now shockingly it does nothing for me.
Do you find that 30mg actually gives that much of a weight loss? I am surprised.
But yeah, get a prescription for it. It's stupid easy. I seriously have three months worth of daily 30mg pills on my bathroom counter.
mfw /boob/'s all kinky now.
It doesn't really make you lose weight, it's mostly just an appetite supressant which pretty much lets me go without eating indefinitely. I wish I could. I used to have one when I was younger, but I have a history of anorexia and they'd have to be a dumb fuck to prescribe me it knowing that.
You are captain obvious
Maybe I'll invest in a nicer webcam soon.
I am but a poor shut in with no such needs for a DSLR.
Is this slow enough?
I have a bad relationship with Christian Jesus and also,
>I was just hoping you received grace into your life
Once I get a webcam/am in better shape :3
I'm 22, and still a 32a
How do I fix this without moving less and eating more
>B-but I'm allergic to cats!
There are suppliments you can take to get larger breasts, although I don't know if they definitely work. Breast & Balance is one that was recommended to me. I was a 34C at 20, I'm a 36DD at 25. Birth control can alter your breast size as well, but that can have an effect on your body as overall.
Why do you get to convert them? :[
Again, I wil fite u.
I'll be waiting, and there is literally nothing wrong with your shape you qt.
2/10 same nails as yesterday... STEP IT UP
Because I actually would send them to grass, kek
Also painting nails more than once a week or two weeks pffffff
I didn't, they were recommended. I bought a set of pills for my older sister, as she is quite petite in the chest area. She couldn't afford to keep up with it, though, which is why I don't know if they actually work
Well I wouldn't /stop/ you from sending them to me...
And your picture made me get ranch dressing everywhere... that's not a euphemism, I just got distracted looking at your lips and dropped my carrot and the dressing got everywhere.
Pigtails anon: 1
Well there goes my theory that those perfectly designed tits aren't a scientific creation...
I don't think that me denying him pigtails counts. It only counts if it's another girl i stop, haha.
And sorry about your salad or whatever was ruined.
Okay, but they are not pretty haha
>dem monster pyjamas
In the past 3 or 4 or whatever months of me posting, I believe I have turned down every footfag request. I don't think I have quite reached the level of catering to them, heh
I will try to fix lighting issue in a moment
I'm not the faggo that asked her for pigtails, I just wondered what the deal was. Trying to stay informed about every aspect of Pearls' life so that when she finally needs the companionship of an autistic neckbeard, I will be ready.
>all of the cellulite
I just spent all day watching dawsons creek by myself because I don't have anyone to cuddle and make fun of it with me pls kill me
As long as it's cream of broccoli or something like that. Brothy soups suk dik
You're right. I now see the error of my ways
I do a good cream of broccoli, or celery. My cream of tomatoi would have you creaming.
(hell yeah that was a smooth line)
p.s. lips and tits are god-tier, making me bite my hand like a puerto-rican dude
Did anal a few times with one of my exes. It actually never even hurt the first time, which surprised noth of us. I think he was lubed up a bit from a bit earlier, and was pressing against my ass, and then I started jerking him off and pressing his dick against my hole, and it started to slip in a bit so I kept going a bit, and the head of his cock was actually in before I realized it was (to be fair he has a kinda skinny dick).
And one time he fucked me in the ass while he fucked me in my pussy with thw purple vibrator, which I thought was pretty cool since I had never imagined myself getting dp'd, even with a toy
holy shit bro i'm bonerizing to your multimedia presentation.
Have you ever gotten thick dick? Because I think you would like it better.
oh hello tangerine peals. Well, for him to slip that easily in i guess he didnt have much of a package. Its considered usual for the first time to be somewhat painful, even with lubrication
I fuckin love that word
No. Although the other night I did engage in some fooling around with a guy, blow job included. I tried deepthroating him but his dick was a lot thicker than the last two guys I was with, so it didnt really fit in muh throat haha. I would date and eventually have sex with him, but he is going back home to another province in a few days. Shit sucks.
That was definitely the point! I just took a few pictures earlier to share.
Let's all just have a slow clap for the dude lucky enough to be choking out Pearls with his dong. Although why he wouldn't want a titjob is beyond me. Where did he release the doves?
Also, you're Canadian. My American boner just saluted.
In my ass.
Have a sense of humour, man. No need to get yer panties in a bunch.
>that's our job
Oh wait I thought yiu were asking about the first time anal story. The other night, I swallowed. Usually do unless they want to cum on my tits, face, etc. Ive never given a blowjob to someone I wasnt in a relationship with either
Damn pearls, you're hot. You never lose the opportunity to say you have low self esteem and you have extra pounds, but look at the mirror lady! you have a finer body than every "over weight" girl that thinks she is sexy. you are sexy, you have style, those tangerine hair and adorable lips can make a man weak at the knees. one of my favorite girls in here....
too bad i cant find a decent girl around where i am -.-
Ahaha, oh shit I totally missed that. Too good.
Well uhhh, I like the idea of being cum inside. But I don't think could feel the actual cum coming out. At least not that I can remember.
The next morning it kinda sucks, thougg, and I don't wanna go into more detail than that eheh
>used to be annoyed by grace posting as anon and blogging and not providing content
>now just don't care because a lot of her shit is the same boring pics and gifs anyway
Hopefully cucumber comes back to post her attempt at fitting 19 sharpies up her all. That was /boob/ last night right?
That's LORD Flashheart to you, buddy! or I'll fly back home and give your wife something to hang her towels on!
Love your little firebush Pearly