/sma/ - Skinny, Medium, Average girls thread
>Timestamp if you're new
Just asking out of curiosity since those who lurk these threads see quite a few sma ladies. Would I be considered average or chubby at this angle?
Not really looking to do anything risque. I'm just curious on how others see my size. I find that I look really different depending on the angle. Like, I took this picture a few weeks ago, but I find that I don't look as womanly, I guess.
Also I'm in sacramento so at a friends place, if I can get him to sing I will vocaroo
but those threads are dead and I include nakey pics with my vocaroos like 10% of the time. Plus I do not belong in a sexy thread, we are all aware of this.
Naw, I mean my voice. I hadn't eaten in 4 days up until an hour ago where I had a grilled ranch snack wrap so still losing today. I'd wager I'm about 112 which is lower than my doctor wants me so thats cool.
>wahhh i'm too fat and i'm not going to camwhore in a camwhore thread
>OMG WHY ARE YOU GUYS SO MEAN THIS IS WHY THERE'S NO CAMWHORES HERE
and now for 120 posts of fmu shitting up /sma/ even more
Did you even read what I just said?
r u that dumb?
I just said I was skinny. Plus I never get to 120, I get bored first. Maybe 10, 20 on an especially boring day. Heres a shitty pic from the last set.
I stand by being mean is driving away girls. Why not ignore me so I get bored? Consider that? You're totally feeding me
>sphincter + sharpies
Now you're speaking my language. Sharpies in pooper or GTFO. ;)
I like where this seems to be going but that shirt is totally in the way... Would you mind doing something about that?
To be fair, while SSS doesn't like black people, this was a request she delivered on, iirc it was "make a racist tirade about black people while waving your dildo around" then someone thought they could dox her by posting it on yourtube.
i like imagining that after smiley and layla graduate, they go to the same post secondary school
they live together with me as their greasy older male roommate
we live a quirky sitcom relationship, with the exception that i cum inside each of them frequently
ivy is the landlady and a motherly influence on the two girls. but she uses this to take advantage of them sexually frequently (i get to watch at the least)
fmu is the older, more popular girl at school who is mean to them. we constantly come up with schemes to teach her a lesson.
those lessons always succeed at the end of the episode, and they always involve me cumming in fmu
SSS and Pippy make a popular guest appearance one episode. Greg and Superboy fight to the death. me and swimmer reap the benefit getting to cum in both girls.
the series ends with dye rear ending fmu causing her to crash into and kill layla and smiley.
consumed with grief i start doing heroin with twatsworth.
>what are the chances i can sell this to NBC?
FMU you slut. I have a request for you. Post a vid of you getting fucked. Asap bitch. Don't make me wait.
>not knowing where ivy's birthmarks are
Now that I look at it again, it does seem more like a pinch (and would have been a huge hickey). Speaking of; that ass-grabbing pic was excellent (and pretty hot). Was hoping for more like that...
>please talk your mister into a blowjob video
DO IT FOR THE KNUCKLE CHILDREN!!!!!
I think that bj vid you already posted once was one of your best. :3
Also could you (or someone else) repost that gaped ass of yours? I know you didn't like it... but c'mon. I need to see it. And this time I will save it.. I promise.
>might could do that soon
Something to look forward to...and that phrasing -almost- makes me miss the South. Cool beans.
I lurve your butthole nearly as much as your mouth-hole (such a smile).
ur wrong it's cute
i didn't bother making them pretty sry. BUT HEY I'M DOING REQUESTS
nah they're nasty and tiny. i pick at my heels.
i promise you it would be a massive turnoff
i'm pretty sure he's talking about this pic ivy
i don't know why you hate on your butthole ivy
we think it looks pretty nice
and personally i would ram it with the shinning force of thousands of white blinding suns
aight time for some other girls to turn up
My dick wants FMU.
Why do people always hate on camwhores when they give us noods with no strings attached
Ivy: posts cell phone nudes, dslr nudes, webm nudes
FMU: talks about her severe bdd, shitposts because the the thread 'isn't fun enough' then complains that there's too much shitposting, takes 8 months to post anything of value
Everyone used to love FMU. Like threads went fucking insane for her.
She always posted looking for compliments, but she also simultaneously posted good content.
Then she stopped delivering content and continued to look for compliments.
Most I think just got fed up with her.
this part. dark-ish on lower part of your buttcheek. it moved with your butt, so i don't think it's a shadow
I have super sensitive skin that is extremely susceptible to discoloration so whenever I have any kind of scrape or whatever my skin darkens there for a long time. For example look at the bandaid shaped discoloration around my belly button. That's from a recent allergic reaction
I laughed embarrassingly loudly at that. There was an echo and everything. Holy shit.
>the quest for the lost gape pic begins
and i found this other one too
the depths of my folders amuse me sometimes
>dat delicious butthole
almost 10 minutes now
>implying i care about mods
>Error: You cannot delete a post this old.
aw fuck me
Sorry if not able to see writing well. You know using web cam.
>doesn't know about camwhorse
>uses meaningless buzzphrases
It's definitely summer.
Nice timestamp. Turn around, please. I'd like to see if that booty is as shapely as it seems.
Soreee but content as i've ever been. I didnt realize how uppity I had been with no sex. Feels good
Thank you <3 I rather enjoy it!
I'm actually posting my girlfriend so I can't timestamp, but the board needs cws so take what you can get, right?
Shhh anon, newfag might catch onto us
>I'm actually posting my girlfriend
>take what you can get
Oh anon... the only string is the multiple orgasms.
You'll figure it out soon
I thiught this would look cooler than it does
Awesome. Not sure I've ever seen you 'uppity' but I have hangups with that word (and likely wouldn't have thought it). You were grumpy at times after parting with The NB. Surly, even (not that I'm judging). Happy Blondie is a most welcome sight.
I'm glad you like them!
Also, what did I do? :(
Mmm I could agree with grumpy too. I'm not sure if it was the lack of sex or something else but I definitely haven't been myself lately. I've been super literal, extremely moody, and just kinda bitchy instead of my normal playful self
I really like my back. Also..i just had the sailor moon intro stuck in my head
Not sure what horror movies you watch but this looks like foreplay to me.
>or something else
>pulls out the psychoanalysis lounger
As I understand it, and without getting too much in to it, you had one helluva spring. Shit felt bad even over here, man. But hey - you're still alive and looking fan-fucking-tastic so...
Why thank you, Anon! Yeah... stuff hasn't been entirely smooth but I normally am pretty happy even when shit is bad; it's kind of how I am.
Nah, I was humming and then suddenly it was sailorn moon
I'm a miserable fuck most of the time, honestly, but glad to be able to find humor in the absurdity of my own 'suffering' (and the knowledge that things could most definitely have turned out worse).
You're probably done by now but you should totally take nudes of yourself doing that!
And 4/4. I can laugh about stuff when it happens and during stuff, I can normally compartmentalize so it's not too tough
Agree! Do you have any bikinis, sexy halloween costumes, cute undies or lingerie we can dress you up in? Formal wear and short kisrts could be fun too! Your call! Lay out some options and let us vote!! Be our sexy, live paper doll!
I thought you meant on a clothesline!
Why do I find this so damn hot? It may be the purposeful/efficient pose (and maybe the fact that it's a rack hanger).
This might be my favorite. Your hair... Mmm.
I think I know what you mean. My own issues with compartmentalization (and its bastard cousin, denial) could be a damn textbook (and somehow I find this amusing). Thanks for indulging me. Also, this could be pretty cool if you're up to it: >>19441345
I should put up a clothesline! I think my creepy neighbor might steal panties if I do that though.
Mmmm I'm pretty bad too. I tend to keep busy to avoid dwelling on situations until I'm distant enough to not care as much. I don't have a problem with denial
I was kidding, I was actually thinking around 28 to 32, but only because you made a point of asking. Usually that's a dead give away that either a girl is older then she looks or a lot younger.
Thanks here's my without the sunglasses.
fucking Starbuck out of nowhere.
and you look around 24-28 tops
Yah idk he just likes small chicks. before me he only liked asian girls. he's a big guy tho not a wimp like >>19442336
Says. i think some men just get a power trip on being with someone so weak and little
Can't do timestamp right now am sitting in bed next to my husband. be kindof aquard to ask him if i can lol. will this do.
You guy's are some pretty judge mental people considering this is an anonymous image board. Wouldn't call it a power trip, more just I prefer feeling like I'm hold a delicate women rather then a women my own size.
<3 ..tbh I'm lazy posting atm though lol
I didn't mean to offend you I'm sorry. i was more speaking from my husband's perspective we have a kind of dom sub relationship. and yes he likes his women delicate to. girls should be fragile and danty.
>you really shouldn't try this at home
Blondie, with the help of Penny and Teal, has installed a tasteful yet inexpensive clothesline in her back yard. This attracts the attentions of Creepy Neighbor (but this was the plan). Their clothing has become dirty and sweaty, and they begin stripping it off outside; in full view of Creepy Neighbor. Masturbating furiously into a Hot Pocket, and mumbling about their taut young bodies, he watches as they go inside to wash their clothes.
Unspeakable things happen in the bathroom, and /sma/ gets all the pics and vids (because Blondie & Co. are bros). Their clothes have been sitting in the washing machine for a while now and, still naked and wet from the shower, they take them outside to hang. Giggling like schoolgirls, they hang their bras and panties on the part of the line closest to Creepy Neighbor's house and dash back inside after putting clothespins on their nipples. More pics and vids are uploaded and /sma/ is pleased.
Creepy Neighbor sees the panties, as was intended, and begins to plot their theft (all part of the plan). After he's sure that they're not watching the back yard, he scales the fence and steps toward his fabulous prizes. Unfortunately for him, IT WAS A TRAP!!!
The still-nude grrrls spring into action, armed with gigantic dildos, and beat Creepy Neighbor mercilessly. He's knocked to the ground immediately and, as innumerable blows rain down upon him, he attempts to sputter an apology. Our heroines aren't having any part of that bullshit. After they've beaten him unconscious, Teal produces a pair of handcuffs (from where? it's a mystery!) and locks his hands behind his back. Penny shoves a ball gag into his mouth and fastens the strap tightly around his head. Blondie calmly walks inside to edit the video, upload it to YouTube, post a link ITT, and phone the police (in precisely that order because she's totally fucking down like that). CREEPY NEIGHBOR IS KILL. THE END.
How does that work for ya? Is it just in the bedroom or what? Did you evolve into it or were you like that before you and he met?
You're welcome. I'm not too fond of blue eyes but I have to say yours are absolutely beautiful. Katherine is a nice name. Just don't you reveal too much information about yourself or your personal life on here like Blondie does.
If only you knew, anon!
I shall now take on the name mr. Bean! She can have Blondie
I love hearing how different other peoples dynamics are. Thank you :) ask him if you can play monkey see monkey do with me? You can go first!
Mission accomplished, then! There are, of course, more where that came from (including an epic tale of abduction and indoctrination into the Camwhore Mafia) but those should wait for another time; making way for a round of camwhorse (if Kitty/Katharine and/or her husband are game).
The thought of addressing you as 'Mr. Bean' makes me laugh. Maybe 'Rowan'...
Guess grayish would be better. idk their not really a specific color
Hild on restarting phone. Cam is mess in up
They're bug bites :( yay outdoors
I'm loving it and I don't want to be a bug, just let Blondie post a few and you copy them and no problem will be had. You body is much better than first presented and I want to see more, just want to know its you. Blondie can tell you its understandable
Close enough! Can you do a request for me? Pinch your left nipple and touch your neck with two fingers. (>>19442901
This would work, yeah?)
Can't tuch neck and hold phone lol will this do?
I think they look like zombie eyes with that blood in the one
I used to namefag as that actually. It will probably piss some perma-lurkers off but oh, well.
L-a sounds beautiful. I think I used to know a girl name L-a, is that Italian?
Taking any more pics?
Yah some of the pictures i look it looks pretty crazy.
Well, you used to be a very pretty blonde, with character and personality in your face features >>19442271
But yeah, now you are just a freak I´d like to screw hard until my cawk bleeds.
:( Its not very nice. my husband's big and likes to wreck / rape me all the time.
No that really did happen from a car crash. my husband's likes to get ruff with me but other then hurting my ass or pussy he never really hurts my. never leaves brushes or shit like that.
You cheated lol
GUYZ I'M TRYING TO DO TWITTER so i can harass people i don't like, like sports guy and stuff. HOW DO I GET HIM TO PAY ATTENTION TO MY "shut up sports guy!" tweets
You can't. It's like pissing in an ocean of piss. You can't even get people's attention by being rude or exceptionally retarded because everyone's like that. You could try being naked though, it might work.
tell him that Boston has no chance at K Love, that Ainge is overrated and Rondo is on his way out and that the Celtics will be irrelevant for another 22 years and that Boston sports fans are obnoxious brats
yes but i like that one because he's so fucking confident in it and because he actually does believe in the reality of the external world
disclaimer: i kinda like bill maher even though he's a patronizing dick with dumb thoughts
okay imma peace out now because I AM NOT CONTRIBUTING AND STUFF
>I AM NOT CONTRIBUTING AND STUFF
you can't get the attention you're used to getting
it's awful. twitter sucks. fuck twitter. be my twitfriend.
man i want this fucking optigrill in this infomercial
My butt is my only friend :(
My Twitter account was banned... when I make a new one!
yeah no mistaking it, i saved the thread.
>all those prayers and incense better work
>also, this: [pic related]
I know it's facetious self-deprecation but really...
Self depreciating humor, anon. I don't really think anything like that
I think multiple of your bonkers have been lies! It's still there, its just put more on display, same thing as ladies putting their shoulders back to thrust out their tits or arching their back for a better tummy <3
I was turned off by the character limit and never bothered with it. Yet, somehow, they've been sending me emails asking me to confirm an account... Maybe I started to sign up during that Jagermeister binge in '06 (it was horrible; see: 'denial') but I doubt it.
Someone seems to have studied at the feet of Bunny Yeager (RIPIP).
yo i'm kind of bad at that shit i think. or maybe the dslr makes it more difficult to do this due to its exaggeration of depth relative to the flattening effect of butt cameras. or maybe i'm just a lot grosser. but anyway i try. so teach me your ways
Its definitely interesting. 2D is extremely easy to manipulate its hips pushed extremely forward to tilted all the way back. Midway is normal
...who is bunny? :(
I've been underweight, fit, and whatever else there is. I will always have.my pouch. I kinda like it though
>who *was bunny?
Thee Gawddess ov Flattering Body Positioning and Camera Angles (and Pinup Photography in General). When she was still occupying a human body, she was Patron Saint of All Camwhores. Look her up. I think you might like her work.
I'm not feeling up to writing a biography of Ms. Yeager (as there are plenty out there, along with photographic evidence of 'miracles' performed). It may need explaining that Saints in my pantheon are living entities (or physical objects such as 'Patron Saint of Parking Structures'). Obviously, there is now a vacancy for PSOAC...
does /boob/ have Blondie?
Didn't think so niggas...