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/sma/ - Skinny, Medium, Average girls thread

>Females only
>Timestamp if you're new

previous thread: >>19404634
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>>19431993
First for Penny
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Post calves for the calve gods!
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>>19432074
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Who is this thread worth bumping for now?
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>>19432086
The calve gods are mildly amused.
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>>19431777
>penny or teal
whycantwehaveboth.gif
>not-so-tender spinach
Put it on a (grilled) pizza!
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Is it okay to fingerbang your bestfriends gf?
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>>19432124
It is because you don't care about him being your best friend enough and she doesn't care about being his gf either.
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>>19432124
Only if consensually

Better to just do a three way
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Just asking out of curiosity since those who lurk these threads see quite a few sma ladies. Would I be considered average or chubby at this angle?
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>>19432725
Average. Attractive, though. You have my attention if you want to continue.
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>>19432725
Would need to see you out of those jeans perhaps a full body shot to decide
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>>19432732
Not really looking to do anything risque. I'm just curious on how others see my size. I find that I look really different depending on the angle. Like, I took this picture a few weeks ago, but I find that I don't look as womanly, I guess.
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>>19432725
>>19432770
average
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>>19432770
You look great in both of them. That one with peaks of your underwear is pretty fucking fantastic.
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>>19432770
if you're not looking to do risque there are rate threads, but you're certainly not chubby
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>>19432770
>Not really looking to do anything risque.
bye
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>she's surrounded by people
>that's why there's no new FMU Vocaroo's
Dat condescendingly drunken voice.
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>>19433093
2014
Imaginary friends

We should be the voices in her pretty little head
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>>19432725
Fat.
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>>19433925
autistic
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>>19432725
secsi
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>>19433118
>2014
>not learning2greenpost
fuckyoufuckyoufuckyou
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLmazUxJz4A&feature=kp

Also I'm in sacramento so at a friends place, if I can get him to sing I will vocaroo
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>>19434270
>I will vocaroo

>>>/soc/vocaroo
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>>19434283
GOFUCKYOURSELFFFFFFFFFF

but those threads are dead and I include nakey pics with my vocaroos like 10% of the time. Plus I do not belong in a sexy thread, we are all aware of this.
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>>19434299
>I do not belong in a sexy thread, we are all aware of this.

The freshman 30?
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>>19434313
Naw, I mean my voice. I hadn't eaten in 4 days up until an hour ago where I had a grilled ranch snack wrap so still losing today. I'd wager I'm about 112 which is lower than my doctor wants me so thats cool.
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>>19434332
Boobs are still looking decent?
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>wahhh i'm too fat and i'm not going to camwhore in a camwhore thread
>OMG WHY ARE YOU GUYS SO MEAN THIS IS WHY THERE'S NO CAMWHORES HERE

and now for 120 posts of fmu shitting up /sma/ even more
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>>19434358
Did you even read what I just said?

r u that dumb?

I just said I was skinny. Plus I never get to 120, I get bored first. Maybe 10, 20 on an especially boring day. Heres a shitty pic from the last set.


I stand by being mean is driving away girls. Why not ignore me so I get bored? Consider that? You're totally feeding me
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>>19434358
>being the sole provider of attention you swore she doesn't deserve
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>>19434391
i say u are pretty : 3 and dont listen to all teh negative comments! u are beautiful and ur face is amazing too
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>>19434391
>You're totally feeding me
Have your friend feed you his cock.
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>>19434391
God damn it fmu, post more, I need to fap and you're like my 3rd favorite camwhore ever.
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>>19434441
Fuck there goes my boner. Fucking autists
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>>19434471
d'awww why? :c
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>>19434391
I don't give a shit about any of that, all I want is to see your asshole.

No wait, a cum beggin pose "offering" tits.
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>>19434391
>You're totally feeding me
>implying you're going to eat any of it
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>>19434391
I feel like I'm the only one who enjoys your content anymore, I love redheads.
I was away for a month, what resulted from your meet up with Puddems and her glorious pooper?
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>>19434517
i know right! i love fmu!! <3
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>>19434517
>>19434525
>The Red Brotherhood
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>>19434517
Nothing for the likes of us.
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>>19434552
The jewie boyfriends didn't let them do much.
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>>19434613
Do it.
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>fmu and sharpies
That was almost two years ago.
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>>19435000
Truth. My point is he should have lost his hope years ago and it should only have further plummeted by this point.
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Ehh
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>>19435060
yes??
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>>19435060
Ehhhhh
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>>19435000
You mena to tell me that /soc/ has been around for nearly two years now?
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>>19434960
>sphincter + sharpies
Now you're speaking my language. Sharpies in pooper or GTFO. ;)

>>19435060
I like where this seems to be going but that shirt is totally in the way... Would you mind doing something about that?
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>>19435159

Nearly? More than.
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>>19435159
late 2010 iirc
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>>19435029
Still always around? Seems like every single time. You're around? hmu fmu
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>>19434613

To be fair, while SSS doesn't like black people, this was a request she delivered on, iirc it was "make a racist tirade about black people while waving your dildo around" then someone thought they could dox her by posting it on yourtube.
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>>19435029
but.. but.. i believed in u fmu :c :'o
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>>19435815
That's pretty much my recollection, too.
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>ctrl f "Layne"
>Phrase not found

nth for Layne (?? ? ??)
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>all this fmu hate
>and it comes from herself

my torture is absolute
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i like imagining that after smiley and layla graduate, they go to the same post secondary school

they live together with me as their greasy older male roommate

we live a quirky sitcom relationship, with the exception that i cum inside each of them frequently

ivy is the landlady and a motherly influence on the two girls. but she uses this to take advantage of them sexually frequently (i get to watch at the least)

fmu is the older, more popular girl at school who is mean to them. we constantly come up with schemes to teach her a lesson.

those lessons always succeed at the end of the episode, and they always involve me cumming in fmu

SSS and Pippy make a popular guest appearance one episode. Greg and Superboy fight to the death. me and swimmer reap the benefit getting to cum in both girls.

the series ends with dye rear ending fmu causing her to crash into and kill layla and smiley.

consumed with grief i start doing heroin with twatsworth.

>what are the chances i can sell this to NBC?
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>>19436100
Man, why does everyone still think Layne will come back?
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>>19436253
Superboy is fit and taller than Pippy. He'd fuckin wreck Greg.
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>>19436382
Hey, Superboy, how's it hanging?
Seriously, though, I'd totally pay $10 or something to see that deathmatch.
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FMU you slut. I have a request for you. Post a vid of you getting fucked. Asap bitch. Don't make me wait.
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>>19436253
What about blondie or jules?
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>>19436827
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>>19434391
If that's a shitty pic, I'd love to see a good one.
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>>19436827
>>19436829
Go on!
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>>19436253
10x better than anything NBC has ever aired.
Go for it bro.
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>>19436835
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>>19436827
>>19436829
>>19436839
...my actual favorite pictures of you.

Looking damn good.
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>>19436827
>>19436829
That is a nice and tight body. My penis wants moar.
>>19436839
Also dat ass.
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>>19436839
Is that a fucking hickey?
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>>19436868
Birthmark dood, but I wouldn't mind giving her ass a hickey.
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>>19436872
>>19436868
Bruise actually.
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spread plz?
>>19436839
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>>19436887
Really? You have quite a lot of pics of your ass with that bruise on. Not that I mind, there needs to be more pictures of you, including your bruised ass.
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>>19436829
hummmmmm !
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>>19436872
>1921+93
>not knowing where ivy's birthmarks are

>>19436887
Now that I look at it again, it does seem more like a pinch (and would have been a huge hickey). Speaking of; that ass-grabbing pic was excellent (and pretty hot). Was hoping for more like that...
>please talk your mister into a blowjob video
DO IT FOR THE KNUCKLE CHILDREN!!!!!
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>>19436972
I'm not on /soc/ much at all, I don't really know any names/bodies.
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>>19436972
yeah we might could do that soon, idk
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>>19437049
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>>19437053
Classy lace
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>>19437053
Classy indeed
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>>19437063
That makes me very very hard !
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>>19436972
>>19436982

I think that bj vid you already posted once was one of your best. :3

Also could you (or someone else) repost that gaped ass of yours? I know you didn't like it... but c'mon. I need to see it. And this time I will save it.. I promise.
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>>19437067
don't hate my butthole
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>>19437075
Oh god i will cum on it !
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>>19437075

geez that looks tight. Does it hurt when you take a wide shit?
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>>19437079
no u won't
>>19437080
lol
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>>19437084
Can i cum on this pic Miss ?
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>>19437087
idk dude you do you
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>>19437098
i am very close too lovely girl
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>>19437108
Now... I cum.
Thanks !
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>>19437049
>might could do that soon
Something to look forward to...and that phrasing -almost- makes me miss the South. Cool beans.
>>19437075
I lurve your butthole nearly as much as your mouth-hole (such a smile).
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>>19437112
Tops of your feet please!
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>>19437075
ughhh, it looks worse every time I see it.
Just take some scissors and snip it already ffs
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>>19437126
Om nom nom, it's a shame you aren't starring in a bukkake movie.
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>>19437124
ur wrong it's cute
>>19437122
i didn't bother making them pretty sry. BUT HEY I'M DOING REQUESTS
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>>19437140
soles and spread pussy plz?
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>>19437140
Thanks!
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>>19437143
no soles they're gross
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>>19437152
>gross

wut? You have pretty feet, damn!
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>>19437169
nah they're nasty and tiny. i pick at my heels.
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>>19437178
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>>19437178
just one plz
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>>19437203
i promise you it would be a massive turnoff
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>>19437205
How deep can you work that dildo? I mean... its deep already, but have you got a trick in your sleeve?
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>>19437178
I know this movie, something with "Fire"?
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>>19437205

how do you feel about diaper fetishes?
would you ever try wearing one?
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>>19437205
Fucking moar.
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>>19437198

more like this O.O
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pleaaase Ivy finger in mouth whilst dildo in pussy
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>>19437075
i'm pretty sure he's talking about this pic ivy
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>>19437266
battery dieddd
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>>19437438
whyyyyy would youuuu
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>>19437486
Based camwhore and based webm format
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>>19437446
i don't know why you hate on your butthole ivy
we think it looks pretty nice

and personally i would ram it with the shinning force of thousands of white blinding suns
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>>19437152
>>19437446

I want your thighs squeezing my head until I stop moving.
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>>19437498
more large thighs!
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>>19437547
aight time for some other girls to turn up
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>>19437547

Also you have beautiful hands. I'd totally want to suck on your fingers.
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>>19437558
>>19437486
>>19437547
Ohshit this is intense!
Can you fit 3 fingers? You seem to work your pussy pretty rough.
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>>19437588
>fits a big dildo
>can you fit 3 fingers?
Is this a serious question?
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>>19437590
it's a 6.5 inch dildo. but yeah, i can obviously fit 3 fingers. any girl who pretends otherwise is a liar or has mental problems
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>>19437592
>>19437590
Youguys ;), it was merely a request-like question.
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>>19437558
spread wide buttcheecks webm pls
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>>19437592
Tells everyone how it feels to be slimmer on sma vs your former chub self
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My dick wants FMU.
Why do people always hate on camwhores when they give us noods with no strings attached
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>>19437737
Because you should always bite the hand that feeds you.
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>>19437737
Ivy: posts cell phone nudes, dslr nudes, webm nudes
FMU: talks about her severe bdd, shitposts because the the thread 'isn't fun enough' then complains that there's too much shitposting, takes 8 months to post anything of value
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>>19437737
>noods with no strings attached
Her baggage is always attached.
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>>19437765
>Their baggage is always attached.
ftfy
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>Wake up to all this Ivy

Time to fap.
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>>19437754
No.
Bad anonymous.
Noods are noods.
We work to get them to post more.
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Oh look what I found in a catalog
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>>19438102
;^)
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>>19437126
how much weight have you lost since you started posting? I swear you've got skinnier
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>>19437737
Everyone used to love FMU. Like threads went fucking insane for her.

She always posted looking for compliments, but she also simultaneously posted good content.

Then she stopped delivering content and continued to look for compliments.

Most I think just got fed up with her.
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>>19437558
serious question - what's the brown skin de-coloration between your thighs/on your butt? is that the chub rub that i hear about or? not meant to be disrespectful
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>>19438187
Bruises and shadows?
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>>19438194
this part. dark-ish on lower part of your buttcheek. it moved with your butt, so i don't think it's a shadow
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>>19438102
lol
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>>19438199
I have super sensitive skin that is extremely susceptible to discoloration so whenever I have any kind of scrape or whatever my skin darkens there for a long time. For example look at the bandaid shaped discoloration around my belly button. That's from a recent allergic reaction
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>>19438227
thanks for explaining :-)
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>>19438102
I laughed embarrassingly loudly at that. There was an echo and everything. Holy shit.
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>>19437438
Actually that's not the one I meant. :(

There is one where the gape is even bigger. Was pretty hot. Some anon repostet it and ivy said something like "mods delete it pl0x" ...
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>>19438227
Dat krämpaj
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>>19438265
...w..what

>the quest for the lost gape pic begins
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>>19438288
>>19438265
found it
lol
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>>19438320
Thanks, man! :3
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>>19438320
and i found this other one too
the depths of my folders amuse me sometimes
>dat delicious butthole
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>>19438338
i'll give you guys 20 minutes to save the 3 pics i posted
i'll delete said pics since ivy obviously doesn't like that
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>>19438369
>20 minutes
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>>19438369
pussy.
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>>19438389
almost 10 minutes now
>>19438398
>implying i care about mods
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>>19438417
are you also going to delete it from the archive?
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>eu anus fgts
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>Error: You cannot delete a post this old.
aw fuck me
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>>19438470
pls go
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>>19438815
Another one without your hand
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>>19438815
Helllooooo
Standing body shot, please?
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Post and run teehee
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>>19439238
wut
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wtf blondie.
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2day is a naked kind of day sry for spamming
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>>19439459
Thompson a shit
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>>19439470
haha i know. i randomly came by this bobblehead, though, so he's chilling in my apartment
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>>19439459
>sry for spamming
fuck you!
>posted pictures and took requests
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>>19439459
>>19439469
>>19439480
lol ivy, my brothers about to bring me one of those when he comes to visit, moved out of cle a couple years ago. draft cannot possibly come soon enough :|
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>>19439594
>making it out of the factory of sadness
>still clinging to it
Anon, what are you doing??
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>>19439617
hahahaha, not even gonna argue with that one, never wanna go back and live there but i still rep my teams

congratulate me for getting out, anon.
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>>19439459
put in pooper pls
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>>19439459
>>19439677
>put in pooper pls
this.
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>>19431993
Do I have a pear shaped body?
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>>19439710
Wrong question. How does your asshole look?
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>>19439710
not really
your shoulders are wider than your hips
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>>19439710
Timestamp, first.
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>>19439725
>fucking newfags
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>>19439710
Not really, you look good. Could you timestamp please?
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>>19439735
>answering the question before timestamp
Jesus fuck, am I in /sma/ or /boob/!
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Sorry if not able to see writing well. You know using web cam.
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>>19439794
Hilarious.
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>>19439794

Works for me, please continue posting.
I like a girl that has a sense of humor.
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>>19439794
Make a proper, readable timestamp
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>>19439794
you see that cam whore above you? wait till shes done posting.
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>>19439866
Shut the FUCK up.
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Welp I have to go shopping. I'll be back later <3
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>>19439872
DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO COCK SUCKER
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>>19439890
>>19439872
*insert bulshit tumblr saying here*
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>>19439890
lel
>>19439866
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>>19439866
>not encouraging camwhorse
The fuck is wrong with you?
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>>19440003
>doesnt know about turns
check your privilege, scum.
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>>19440020
>>>/tumblr/
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>>19439794
hahaha
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>>19440020
>doesn't know about camwhorse
>uses meaningless buzzphrases
It's definitely summer.
>>19439794
Nice timestamp. Turn around, please. I'd like to see if that booty is as shapely as it seems.
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Bump
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>>19440744
More Blondie bumps needed
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>>19440744
timestamp?
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>>19440744
blondie that booty is beautiful.
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>>19440744
>speaking of shapely posteriors
How's your Saturday so far, Blondie?
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>>19440781
Soreee but content as i've ever been. I didnt realize how uppity I had been with no sex. Feels good
>>19440773
Thank you <3 I rather enjoy it!
>>19440750
Bump bump
>>19440762
I'm actually posting my girlfriend so I can't timestamp, but the board needs cws so take what you can get, right?
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>>19440865
soo "blondies boyfriend", what exactly did you do to her?

captcha: came niviPu
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>>19440865
Forgot pic
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>>19440865
>no strings attached, she said
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>>19440887
Shhh anon, newfag might catch onto us
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>>19440865
>I'm actually posting my girlfriend
>take what you can get
/sma/ 2014
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>>19440890
>dem feet
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>>19440901
Oh anon... the only string is the multiple orgasms.
>>19440916
You'll figure it out soon

I thiught this would look cooler than it does
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>>19440964
It does look pretty cool though!
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>>19440865
>feels good
Awesome. Not sure I've ever seen you 'uppity' but I have hangups with that word (and likely wouldn't have thought it). You were grumpy at times after parting with The NB. Surly, even (not that I'm judging). Happy Blondie is a most welcome sight.
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>>19440937
I'm glad you like them!
>>19439324
Also, what did I do? :(
Horror movieesque?
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>>19440976
>dat reflection

in/sma/eption
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>>19440969
Yay!
>>19440970
Mmm I could agree with grumpy too. I'm not sure if it was the lack of sex or something else but I definitely haven't been myself lately. I've been super literal, extremely moody, and just kinda bitchy instead of my normal playful self

I really like my back. Also..i just had the sailor moon intro stuck in my head
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>>19440976
Not sure what horror movies you watch but this looks like foreplay to me.
>>19441013
>or something else
>pulls out the psychoanalysis lounger
As I understand it, and without getting too much in to it, you had one helluva spring. Shit felt bad even over here, man. But hey - you're still alive and looking fan-fucking-tastic so...
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>>19441013
Sailor Moon transformation dance video when?
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>>19441013
>sailor moon intro
.. Were you lurking /d/ early?
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>>19441013
>>19441127

sailor moon cosplay anal gaping and ass to mouth video, when?
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>>19441117
Why thank you, Anon! Yeah... stuff hasn't been entirely smooth but I normally am pretty happy even when shit is bad; it's kind of how I am.
>>19441145
Nah, I was humming and then suddenly it was sailorn moon
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>>19441160
glad you're happy bb.
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>>19440916
Did you actually leave?
>>19441183
Thank you <3 Gimme a request? I'm hanging laundry so nothing too crazy
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>>19441160
I'm a miserable fuck most of the time, honestly, but glad to be able to find humor in the absurdity of my own 'suffering' (and the knowledge that things could most definitely have turned out worse).
>>19441203
>hanging laundry
You're probably done by now but you should totally take nudes of yourself doing that!
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>>19441235
1/4
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>>19436839
Do you live in cali, If so how about we go out sometime?
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>>19441235
2/4
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>>19441283
3/4
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>>19441279
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>>19441235
And 4/4. I can laugh about stuff when it happens and during stuff, I can normally compartmentalize so it's not too tough
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>>19441294
Has the roomie made any passes at dat ass?
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>>19441294
Play dressup!
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>>19441345

Agree! Do you have any bikinis, sexy halloween costumes, cute undies or lingerie we can dress you up in? Formal wear and short kisrts could be fun too! Your call! Lay out some options and let us vote!! Be our sexy, live paper doll!
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>>19441270
I thought you meant on a clothesline!
>>19441283
Why do I find this so damn hot? It may be the purposeful/efficient pose (and maybe the fact that it's a rack hanger).
>>19441287
This might be my favorite. Your hair... Mmm.
>>19441294
I think I know what you mean. My own issues with compartmentalization (and its bastard cousin, denial) could be a damn textbook (and somehow I find this amusing). Thanks for indulging me. Also, this could be pretty cool if you're up to it: >>19441345
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>>19441639
I should put up a clothesline! I think my creepy neighbor might steal panties if I do that though.
Mmmm I'm pretty bad too. I tend to keep busy to avoid dwelling on situations until I'm distant enough to not care as much. I don't have a problem with denial
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>>19434391
damn, you look beautiful here
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>>19441705
>creepy neighbor might steal panties
That disturbing kernel of truth...
Now I'm imagining the video on YouTube. Fuck, Blondie, I'm horrible.
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>>19442134
40yrs
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>>19442134
41
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>>19442164 your closer then
>>19442148
I'm 32
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>>19442177
>>19442164
Why do you say in my 40s? how could i make myself look better, or is it hopeless?
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>>19442184
I was kidding, I was actually thinking around 28 to 32, but only because you made a point of asking. Usually that's a dead give away that either a girl is older then she looks or a lot younger.
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>>19442197
If you hadn't asked I would of guessed 23 or 25 at the very most.
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>>19442197
>how could i make myself look better
Topless and timestamp
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>>19442197
i thought you were like, 29 so yay me for being close
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>>19442212
I thumbs up this!
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>>19442134
>>19441294

come cam <3

femanoncams
dot com
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>>19442202
I allways feel like my face looks old and my body looks like a 14yo's. Fucking lame
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>>19442225
looks fine to me but 50% of it is covered by sunglasses.
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>>19442225
Yeah anon, I would've guessed you to be 19-24. I for one am really turned on by older women who look much younger.

But anyway, do continue posting...
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>>19442225
Can you timestamp?
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>>19442212
What is this /b/ i hate tits or gtfo. besides as you can see their tiny and not worth showing
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>>19442254
.... timestamp and butt then! Besides.. you should be proud to be an ibtc member
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>>19442254
no this is /soc/ and no matter the size tits are beautiful dont hate on your own they are very nice from what i can see.
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>>19442242
>>19442238
Thanks here's my without the sunglasses.
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>>19442254
given there's an entire thread dedicated to small tits, get topless and timestamp those tits
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>>19442271
Oh wow, big doe eyes, nice lips. I'd say you're pretty cute.
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>>19442271
yeah... I never would've thought you were 32. Do you like guys younger than you?
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>>19442254
More of a nipple guy myself, or how well the tits fit the body more than actual over all size of them. Love puffies!
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>>19442271
fucking Starbuck out of nowhere.
and you look around 24-28 tops
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>>19442247
>>19442259
>Looking out for anon
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>>19442285
Lol not really i mean I'm married and my husband's 2weeks younger. he says i make him feel like a pedo tho because I'm tiny, I'm only 4'11" 95 lbs. I'm a fucking midget :(
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>>19442308
holy shit thats adorable
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>>19442308
I like shorter girls, makes me feel more manly
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>>19442325

>makes me feel more manly
>implying you're a wimp?
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ivy, does posting in other threads to recruit for /sma/ work?
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>>19442315
Your to sweet
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>>19442308
heh, kind of mixed up there... You're actually older yet he feels like the pedo. Not sure how I'd feel about that if I were you...
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>>19442336
Call it how you like, I stand by my statement!
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>>19442308

>I'm only 4'11" 95 lbs.

so much of my want

and you can easily pass for early/mid 20s
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So is the member of the Lollipop Guild going to show anything, or what?
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>>19442340
hardly lol, im just being truthful, short girls are really adorable imo. your husband is a lucky man.
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>>19442306
And yet no ts :(
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>>19442348
Yah idk he just likes small chicks. before me he only liked asian girls. he's a big guy tho not a wimp like >>19442336
Says. i think some men just get a power trip on being with someone so weak and little
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Can't do timestamp right now am sitting in bed next to my husband. be kindof aquard to ask him if i can lol. will this do.
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>>19442380
You guy's are some pretty judge mental people considering this is an anonymous image board. Wouldn't call it a power trip, more just I prefer feeling like I'm hold a delicate women rather then a women my own size.
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>>19442399

is there a decent chance he'd say yeah?


I guess everyone's different but I'd get off to it if I was him
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>>19442368
At least we have you
>>19442399
You can't find one reason to go to the bathroom or about any one of a billion other things...geeze
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>>19442399
"Hey husband take a photo of my tits for these guys on the Internet", if he's down for that the next requests will be for you fucking/sucking him, it's win-win.
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>>19442421
<3 ..tbh I'm lazy posting atm though lol
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>>19442399
Oh shit I hope you're real
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>>19442411
I didn't mean to offend you I'm sorry. i was more speaking from my husband's perspective we have a kind of dom sub relationship. and yes he likes his women delicate to. girls should be fragile and danty.
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>>19442437
>lazy posting
Better than blogging though...

Oh hey, your tv's do get something besides The Food Network
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>>19441756
>story time!
>you really shouldn't try this at home
Blondie, with the help of Penny and Teal, has installed a tasteful yet inexpensive clothesline in her back yard. This attracts the attentions of Creepy Neighbor (but this was the plan). Their clothing has become dirty and sweaty, and they begin stripping it off outside; in full view of Creepy Neighbor. Masturbating furiously into a Hot Pocket, and mumbling about their taut young bodies, he watches as they go inside to wash their clothes.

Unspeakable things happen in the bathroom, and /sma/ gets all the pics and vids (because Blondie & Co. are bros). Their clothes have been sitting in the washing machine for a while now and, still naked and wet from the shower, they take them outside to hang. Giggling like schoolgirls, they hang their bras and panties on the part of the line closest to Creepy Neighbor's house and dash back inside after putting clothespins on their nipples. More pics and vids are uploaded and /sma/ is pleased.

Creepy Neighbor sees the panties, as was intended, and begins to plot their theft (all part of the plan). After he's sure that they're not watching the back yard, he scales the fence and steps toward his fabulous prizes. Unfortunately for him, IT WAS A TRAP!!!

The still-nude grrrls spring into action, armed with gigantic dildos, and beat Creepy Neighbor mercilessly. He's knocked to the ground immediately and, as innumerable blows rain down upon him, he attempts to sputter an apology. Our heroines aren't having any part of that bullshit. After they've beaten him unconscious, Teal produces a pair of handcuffs (from where? it's a mystery!) and locks his hands behind his back. Penny shoves a ball gag into his mouth and fastens the strap tightly around his head. Blondie calmly walks inside to edit the video, upload it to YouTube, post a link ITT, and phone the police (in precisely that order because she's totally fucking down like that). CREEPY NEIGHBOR IS KILL. THE END.
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>>19442399
whew, them tits are just right... Your husband is a lucky man. You should sign off and get some right now
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>>19442451
How does that work for ya? Is it just in the bedroom or what? Did you evolve into it or were you like that before you and he met?
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>>19442421
I do not lie to him. that's disrespectful
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>>19442451
Ignore the faggot. Timestamp otherwise you're the faggot
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>>19442451
Not offended, I probably just over simplified why I like petite girls.
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>>19442469
>forgot the damned picture
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>>19442477
This statement makes my brain hurt, thank you
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>>19442476
I deferr to him in all things not just the bed room. i guess iv allways been like this wev been together since we were young. he's the only man iv ever fucked.
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>>19442499
Okay Fernando you've had your fun
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>>19442271
You're very attractive, ma'am. You should've been called blondie.
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>>19442537
thank you My names kitty well katharine but no one calls me that
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>>19442557

have any hands-down-the-front-of-panties pics handy?
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>>19439710
You have a fucking potato-shaped camera, that's for damn sure. Pretty hot tho.
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>>19442557
You're welcome. I'm not too fond of blue eyes but I have to say yours are absolutely beautiful. Katherine is a nice name. Just don't you reveal too much information about yourself or your personal life on here like Blondie does.
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>>19442569
No sorry anon
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>>19442590
If only you knew, anon!
>>19442537
I shall now take on the name mr. Bean! She can have Blondie
>>19442499
I love hearing how different other peoples dynamics are. Thank you :) ask him if you can play monkey see monkey do with me? You can go first!
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>>19442590
No worries i won't say to much. and yah my eyes are not all blue. kinda green. depends on light
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>>19442618
pls sit on my face
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>>19442618
>mr. bean
Shit. Now I have to rewrite the story.
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>>19442662
That story made me laugh, anon
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>>19442618
>>19442618
>monkey see monkey do
I wouldn't mind to see this happen
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>>19442708
Next! <3
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>>19442708
Guess ill stop. sorry anons
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>>19442668
Mission accomplished, then! There are, of course, more where that came from (including an epic tale of abduction and indoctrination into the Camwhore Mafia) but those should wait for another time; making way for a round of camwhorse (if Kitty/Katharine and/or her husband are game).

The thought of addressing you as 'Mr. Bean' makes me laugh. Maybe 'Rowan'...
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>>19442708
>>19442736
>>19442746
You've got a fellow gal to play with though...
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>>19442746
Play with me! :(
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>anons talking instead of requesting pictures
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>>19442618
Mr Bean sucks. Although Rowan Atkinson is pretty cool. I'll call you Mr. Bean from now on.
>>19442620
Green, huh? Well they look blue to me. Green eyes are my favorite though.
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>>19442736
Sorry thought you had left. this next?
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>>19442776
Guess grayish would be better. idk their not really a specific color
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>>19442788
Hild on restarting phone. Cam is mess in up

Pic related
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>>19442825
My phones a pos, your all good.
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>>19442788
more of that fucking ass
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>>19442788
Next!
They're bug bites :( yay outdoors
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>>19442868
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>>19442884
Yay
>>19442846
Care to switch it up Kitty? Just because no TS, do some of Blondies poses just to prove its you?
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>>19442897
do this
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>>19442884
Lol they got a taste for your sweet ass.
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>>19442932
Just a sec hubby just fell asleep will go pose in bathroom
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>>19442901
>>19442934
>>19442952
I'm loving it and I don't want to be a bug, just let Blondie post a few and you copy them and no problem will be had. You body is much better than first presented and I want to see more, just want to know its you. Blondie can tell you its understandable
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Play camwhorse while you two are at it.
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>>19442934
Close enough! Can you do a request for me? Pinch your left nipple and touch your neck with two fingers. (>>19442901
This would work, yeah?)
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>>19442884
post one like this gaping your ass
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>>19443052
It's faint, but it's there
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>>19443052
dont suppose you are interested in a currency driven arrangement?
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>>19443052
>>19443015
Looks good, let's let the ladies play!
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>>19443052
Do you want me to mimic that one or do you have a different pose?
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>>19443015
Can't tuch neck and hold phone lol will this do?
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>>19443113
No its ok just wanted to stamp now that i could
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>>19443120
Yeah! if ladies can't timestamp then oddly specific pictures work to. You timestamp though so..!
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Hey Blondie. Got banned for trolling along with you the other day.

It was worth it though.
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Wait so did we ever get an explanation for the Blondie bruises
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>>19443167
Yah tried doing pose u wanted but to hard rolling around bathroom floor trying to take pic of myself from that angle lol. timestamp easier since I'm not on a bed
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>>19443191lol wanna see a bruse?
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>>19443177
Were you my "fuck buddy"? Haha
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>>19443177
Were you my fuck buddy with a dick that caved my vag? Haha
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>>19443215
you have awesome eyes
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>>19443215
>I do not lie to him. that's disrespectful
Mhm...

>>19443228
Yeah, fun fantasies I had going after that. Let's bone.
I go by Tyrone. You are lovely, thanks.
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>>19443239
I wish it was a door knob. its from a car wreck. broken orbital socket and detached retina. took a fucking month to heal and my visions still messed up
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>>19443215
Haha, what happened?
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>>19443261
Nice to meet you, Tyrone. Im L-a!
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>>19443273
>detached retina

Fuck
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>>19443280
>Laura
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>>19443273
ugh sorry, that sucks, will it get any better with time?
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>>19443253
I think they look like zombie eyes with that blood in the one
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>>19443280
I used to namefag as that actually. It will probably piss some perma-lurkers off but oh, well.

L-a sounds beautiful. I think I used to know a girl name L-a, is that Italian?
Taking any more pics?
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>>19443297
It looks cool with the contrast of your iris. considering the situation.
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>>19443292
No id have to get lasik. and i guess only partly detached retina because i can still see out of it some.
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>>19443308
Yah some of the pictures i look it looks pretty crazy.
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>>19443328
>>19443297
>>19443215
Now this I can fap to.
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>>19443228
Sorry for getting side tracked. you still wana play? ill show my pussy if you will
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>>19443297
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>>19443347
Show it either way.
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>>19443291
Nope! It is an L name though
>>19443306
I was waiting on a monkey see pic, but I think I'm going to curl up now
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>>19443347
>ill show my pussy if you will

hottest thing said ITT

>>19443360
O-o-okay. Goodnight, L.
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>>19443354
Lol god I'm fugly.
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Blondie/Mr Bean, now you have to post a pic of your black eye.
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>>19443360
>Blondie confirmed for Lucifer
Be still my beating heart.
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>>19443359
>>19443366
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>>19443379
Well, you used to be a very pretty blonde, with character and personality in your face features >>19442271

But yeah, now you are just a freak I´d like to screw hard until my cawk bleeds.
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>>19443397
it's gawjuss. Can we get closer and a spread pic?
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>>19443402
The black eye is gone it healed.
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>>19443366
>>19443381
Mr. Bean to you, anons!
>>19443397
Wouldnibble/10
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>>19443397
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>>19443432
Why Mr. Bean?
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>>19443397
nice! can you take a higher res pic? we're all about the pixels around here.
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>>19443414
:( Its not very nice. my husband's big and likes to wreck / rape me all the time.
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>>19443446
>car accident
Well it makes sense now.
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>>19443446
You have a way with words...
It's nice though.

>>19443434
I laffed.
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>>19443446
He is one lucky bastard.
Beautiful pussy you got.
Looks yummy and lickable
Tnx for showing
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>>19443453
No that really did happen from a car crash. my husband's likes to get ruff with me but other then hurting my ass or pussy he never really hurts my. never leaves brushes or shit like that.
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>>19443280
>L-a
La-dash-ah
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Blondie: Monkey do >>19443446
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>>19443460
That's dyslexia lol
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>>19443476
Oh shit was that the joke?
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>>19443360
LANNAAA!
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>>19443360
LANNAAA!
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clean af
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>>19436887

damn you body is sexy af! face?
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>>19437075

I wanna do molly off your ass hole
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>>19444684
Hi. Spread pussy.
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>>19444684
Morning?
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man y'all need to brush up on your black names
la-a?
how about alaizah? or delisha. I know both.
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>>19443504
Yes lol
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>>19444826
>>19444871
hi Blondivy
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>>19444826
>negroid naming schemes
the dash be silent
you dumbass cracka
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>>19444909
Hi anon. want a potato quality picture of my pussy?
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>>19444925
La-a: lahyphina. Ladasha is my Sister
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>>19444926
>turning down your vagina
as if
let's see it gurl
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>>19444926
Sure.
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>>19444926
Yes please.
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>>19444972
>>19444963
<3
>>19444952
You cheated lol
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GUYZ I'M TRYING TO DO TWITTER so i can harass people i don't like, like sports guy and stuff. HOW DO I GET HIM TO PAY ATTENTION TO MY "shut up sports guy!" tweets
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hahahahahahhahahah i'm not the only tweet under #teammorgenthau that's great
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>>19444992
-spam
-catch him when you know for sure he's watching his tweets

lol look at that dude on the tv
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>>19444986
Okay
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>>19445003
oh he glaaad
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>>19444952
And cause you specified :|
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>>19444992
post your holocaust anus to his twitter
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>>19444992
You can't. It's like pissing in an ocean of piss. You can't even get people's attention by being rude or exceptionally retarded because everyone's like that. You could try being naked though, it might work.

>>19445007
Noice.
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>>19444986
>>19445007
huehuehuehue
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>>19445007
wow
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>>19445011
cuh you trippin man
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>>19444992
tell him that Boston has no chance at K Love, that Ainge is overrated and Rondo is on his way out and that the Celtics will be irrelevant for another 22 years and that Boston sports fans are obnoxious brats
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>>19444992
Ask Rome if he is still beating his wife.
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>>19445059
ok
that's pretty much in line with the purpose of this twitter
"@billmaher atheism is dumb if you believe in a real external world"
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>>19445084
There are better things to attack Maher on.
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>>19445091
yes but i like that one because he's so fucking confident in it and because he actually does believe in the reality of the external world
disclaimer: i kinda like bill maher even though he's a patronizing dick with dumb thoughts

okay imma peace out now because I AM NOT CONTRIBUTING AND STUFF
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>>19445106
>I AM NOT CONTRIBUTING AND STUFF
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I miss when we had intelligent blondes.
;_;
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>Layne is getting measured for the centurion costume
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>>19445136
No boobs and no brains... I'm fucked!
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>>19445157
Yep.
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>>19445157
you white and got a pretty face and a nice booty
you be aight dog
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>>19444992
you can't get the attention you're used to getting
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>>19443297
>>19443328
hey you're that bitch that was on /b/ saying how good it was to be a slave
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>>19445195
it's awful. twitter sucks. fuck twitter. be my twitfriend.

man i want this fucking optigrill in this infomercial
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>>19445219
>>19445219
Make a new pee vid you thing.
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>>19445187
My butt is my only friend :(
>>19445219
My Twitter account was banned... when I make a new one!
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>>19445207
yeah no mistaking it, i saved the thread.
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>>19445242
>no dimples
Why are you still bother living?
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>>19445242
>My butt is my only friend :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zB2gPZRsz0Q
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>>19445249
her tits look amasing in this pic
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>>19445242
I'd like to be friends with your butt too.
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>>19445250
They're on vacation atm. Some extra pounds are house sitting... they'll be back
>>19445251
Aww! <3 cute, anon
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>>19445242
By which I mean put my penis inside it.
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>>19445150
>all those prayers and incense better work
>also, this: [pic related]

>>19445157
>no brains
I know it's facetious self-deprecation but really...
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>>19445290
Self depreciating humor, anon. I don't really think anything like that
>>19445274
Butt buddies!
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>>19445275
Welp. I'm boycotting fapping to you until they're back.
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>>19445309
Oh wow. Very nice showing, pal.
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>>19445219
>man i want this fucking optigrill in this infomercial

i've been wanting to get an indoor grill, i just looked it up. it does look pretty great. Great reviews too.
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>>19445320
...just for you, anon! I'll get them back!!
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>>19445320
Oh shit!
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>>19445357
those qt little toes :3
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>>19445309
>Self depreciating
it's self deprecating
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>>19445381
Shhhhh I'm on my phone, monica
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>>19445357
What is this black magic?
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>>19445385
That black magic, anon... is body positioning. There are certian ways to exaggerate things like back dimples, thigh gaps, and bikini bridges
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>>19444992
In all fairness, the Cavs are a horribly run franchise.
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>>19445400
So this boner is a lie? I'm done with you. Done.
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>>19445407
I think multiple of your bonkers have been lies! It's still there, its just put more on display, same thing as ladies putting their shoulders back to thrust out their tits or arching their back for a better tummy <3
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>>19445435
>the things you fap to aren't really there
Why are you trying to ruin my sex life?
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>>19445454
Yes!
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>>19445462
whoa that's a tight gif.
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>>19445462
hmmm lol
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>>19445462
Locked knees are ugly knees
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>>19445219
>twitter
I was turned off by the character limit and never bothered with it. Yet, somehow, they've been sending me emails asking me to confirm an account... Maybe I started to sign up during that Jagermeister binge in '06 (it was horrible; see: 'denial') but I doubt it.

>>19445400 >>19445462
Someone seems to have studied at the feet of Bunny Yeager (RIPIP).
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>>19445462
I want to hate [spoiler]fuck[/spoiler] you and that pudge.
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>>19445462
yo i'm kind of bad at that shit i think. or maybe the dslr makes it more difficult to do this due to its exaggeration of depth relative to the flattening effect of butt cameras. or maybe i'm just a lot grosser. but anyway i try. so teach me your ways
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>>19445468
Its definitely interesting. 2D is extremely easy to manipulate its hips pushed extremely forward to tilted all the way back. Midway is normal
>>19445479
...who is bunny? :(
>>19445486
I've been underweight, fit, and whatever else there is. I will always have.my pouch. I kinda like it though
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>>19445507
>not having leg days
I never said it was a problem. Gif of you pulling pudge apart. I like it.
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>>19445491
Tbh ivy, you're like... probably the only real lady who's posted for quite sometime.
>>19445533
Lol you say it like I have a lot.. nah though!
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>>19445507
>who *was bunny?
Thee Gawddess ov Flattering Body Positioning and Camera Angles (and Pinup Photography in General). When she was still occupying a human body, she was Patron Saint of All Camwhores. Look her up. I think you might like her work.
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>>19445553
>you say it like I have a lot
It's all in your head, baby. But okay.
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>>19445562
>Patron Saint of All Camwhores
lrn2hagiography
it's obviously veronica
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>>19445586
:< Love hate relationship with it. Because I'm a dunce: are you saying I do or don't have an excess of my lovechub?
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>>19445622
There should be moar blondie qt face or lips+tongue set. just saying...
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>>19445622
The right amount to get my dick hard. Will that suffice?
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>>19445622
So many posts, not so many pictures.
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>>19445600
I'm not feeling up to writing a biography of Ms. Yeager (as there are plenty out there, along with photographic evidence of 'miracles' performed). It may need explaining that Saints in my pantheon are living entities (or physical objects such as 'Patron Saint of Parking Structures'). Obviously, there is now a vacancy for PSOAC...
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Hi Blondie. Pls respond.
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>>19444871
lol I thought you were just censoring your real name.

WOOSH
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>>19434391
http://www.MarieLaGeek.com/?id=129579

better link with her nudes already unlocked
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>>19446226
lel
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>>19446259
N-no. What if virus? >.<
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>>19446226
>>19446259
>15-18ans
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>>19446299
>ans
this is america, speak english fgt
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the torch is being passed from /sma/ to /boob/

/sma/ #2 nao
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