Who's coming to rescue you?
Kimmy Schmidt & titus andromedon... Well, i might be lost
>>25225590
Sam and Dean Winchester, i think i'll be free soon
Morgan freeman, that guy could talk his way out of hand cuffs xD
Sup /soc/ I need ideas for punishments for my cuckold. Basically me and his girlfriend found out that he's been a little dishonest lately, and we want to catch him in the act and punish him for it.
I set up a site that randomly returns a punishment from a list that me and his gf wrote. What he doesn't know is that it texts both of us every time he refreshes it, so we'll know if he's just refreshing to find one that he prefers. What we don't know right now is what to punish him with if we catch him. Any ideas for good cuck punishments?
>>25225420
whats the site/list?
im a cuck and im interested
>>25225420
cuck punishment is easy tho, just send him a pic of the huge cock you are fugging and call him a cuck.
also i dont understand hes your cuck but has a gf?
ITT betas roleplaying as bulls
R8 my face yall.
Also rate thread post decent pics.
>>25225122
6/10
>>25225119
5/10
>>25225119
6.5 could be higher
>>25225122
5
>>25225150
6
instagram?
https://www.instagram.com/javonathon
https://www.instagram.com/snooze.cfb
https://www.instagram.com/edinson_rosa/
Age/Sex/Area kiks/snapchats welcome
26/male/East Coast
GIRLS ONLY guys will be blocked
Age doesn't matter, just be mature enough to know what you're getting into, and don't be a wrinkly bag of bones.
Don't you hate it when bots come at you saying they found you in the directory? To counter this, anyone interested must screencap this post and show it to me.
Kik: DreamWithoutEnd
Skype: the_endless_warlock
>>25223773
Probably should point out, looking for sex and maybe something more.
32/m/402 Kik edwingray
When I was a kid I was raped a lot. During that time my vagina started darkening. To this day I feel incredibly self conscious about a few things
>is it obvious I was raped based on how dark my vagina is
>I don't know if its a turn off, if its dark and gross
>am I of lower class because it looks like a black person's
>do I have a 'roastie'
>should I get bleaching
>>25215889
Nah I would still smash, it's just darker skin senpai
can't tell if messing around or not
IMO no one will really see the color and make that correlation. don't bother with bleaching, looks bretty gud. More?
>>25215889
Don't be self conscious of it. It's your body girl. If someone you choose to share it with is so fucking classless that they can't appreciate you, tell them to piss off.
Outfit thread
We assume on what your wearing
>>25211869
You look exactly like the Bosnian that tried hitting on my girl the other week. She beat the shit out of him.
>>25212043
Wtf is your girl a guy or something?
>>25212075
Nah you're just a bitch.
masturbation thread
post pics,stories,or just answers questions
>gender
>ethincity/country
>sexual orientation
>current age
>what age you believe you started at
>how did you learned to masturbate
>reason you started masturbating
>how often you masturbate
>the longest you gone without masturbating
>the most you masturbated in one day
>the average time you spend masturbating
>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
>details ways of how you masturbate
>do you make any nosie or mess/clean up
>what toys/homemade object do you use/used
>did you try anal,and do you like it
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls
also will you post
>pics of:your body/your genital/your toys
>contact
>more stories
>>25120030
bonus questions
>the last time you masturbated
>the last thing you masturbated to
>what are your fetishes/kinks
>what help get you off:porn,rule34/hentai erotic stories,or etc.
>what weirdest things you masturbated to
>detail story of your best orgasm solo or non solo
>gender
Male
>ethincity/country
White
>sexual orientation
"Straight"
>current age
23
>what age you believe you started at
12
>how often you masturbate
Twice a day, normally
>the longest you gone without masturbating
Like, 3 weeks?
>the most you masturbated in one day
6 times
>the average time you spend masturbating
7 - 12 minutes a session
>what is the longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
Longest an hour and a half, shortest under a minute.
>details ways of how you masturbate
I either beat myself off with my left hand, or I lay face first on my bed, raise my hips and ass in the air, and milk my cock downwards
>do you make any nosie or mess/clean up
I make light noises and moans - and I cum about 6 strands on avg
>what toys/homemade object do you use/used
None
>did you try anal,and do you like it
Never have
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls
No, thankfully
The first time I masturbated, it was with a friend to another friend's Facebook beach album
>>25120115
Oh, also
>the last time you masturbated
This morning
>the last thing you masturbated to
I had a pretty hot dream, so I woke up hard and just rubbed myself on my mattress until I came and fell asleep again
>what are your fetishes/kinks
Bigger than normal areola, cum, thigh highs
>what help get you off:porn,rule34/hentai erotic stories,or etc.
Normally rule34, though sometimes I use Pornhub's verified amateur category
>what weirdest things you masturbated to
Myself in a mirror
>detail story of your best orgasm solo or non solo
Edged for half an hour and managed to hit my own face
Craving Dick pics, send at kik : parisianfag
This is me.
Feel free to post your kik
>>25229029
beautiful dick, i would like to taste it so bad
/b/ is very unapretiative of my content so i am coming here. MOAR? or no?
More (:
>>25228747
YES, please
>>25228747
lol no, fuck off cow
I deserve permanent chastity. Will anyone force me against my will? Kik ideliverpizzawhatsup
>>25228572
Hey man, don't be so hard on yourself. Don't let those bitches and whores tell you what to do. You're a king man, a fucking king. You grab a bitch by the pussy and fuck her whenever you want.
Hey im a decent looking guy 18 years old got a nice butt. I wanna talk to some cool gals and mabey cool guys give me a chat see where it goes
but where are you from?
Hello again /soc/! I am the representative of your local discord chat, new and improved and twice as lewd! If you want sick nasty bants, to rave about your depression, or any other pathetic loser shit, feel free to join!
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>>25228015
Link expired
Should I just get the moles removed?
>>25227850
yup
Get your head removed ugly
Soo 31,never really been on a date.
What are the expectations from a fem side of things?
Should a guy ever have any expectations known said gem since beginning or high school
When it comes to dating you can't have expectations. Expectations = disappointment.
>>25226575
Beats me op, an older than you and never been on a date either. Report back and let us know how it went?
P.s., Hint I was told long ago, make sure your car is clean, particularly the doorsill in case she is wearing a long dress,so it won't run on it and get dirty.