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>>25237882
1) Trim that beard or get rid of it entirely.

2) shorten the hair, the combo with the beard makes you look semi-homeless

3) get beefy, hit the gym, do the lowest squatz, eat nothing but oatz

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>>25237882
Sorry for the side ways pic. Thought I fixed it.

Here I am around 2011. Not much better like I said.

Anyway, I can't seem to catch women's interest. I've always been low key, very laid back in my day to day life. When I'm a little drunk, in a group having a good time, or I'm just in a really good mood I get a little bombastic and loud. I usually feel like a fool afterwards though.

I don't get out much and I work a 16 hour a day job with a 15 day work week. I don't have a social life anymore because of that and I didn't have much of one before. So obviously my main interactions with people are through the Internet and it's where I try to meet women. I had a PoF account but after getting snubbed too many times there I setup a match account. I did get 1 hit from a girl in the next stage over and we chatted and got on well enough for a couple months. Even gave me her Facebook after she deleted her Match account. Then the other day we were talking on messenger and I mentioned I liked infants and toddlers a lot. She responds I'm not a big fan of kids and blocked me. Then took me off her friends list yesterday. Like I asked to fuck a baby in her.

Anyway, that one instance aside women generally don't respond to me on dating sites and if they do its curt answers. Trying to get conversation out of them is like pulling teeth.
So next I'll post my dating profile, and try to give an example of my conversation opening.

>>25237890
1. I trimmed it a bit the other day but getting rid of it makes me look like a pedo due to my lack of chin.

2. I'm not against that, I've just been keeping it long because I'm going to go bald in my 30s and wanted to enjoy it.

3. No. Tried it for 3 months, hated every minute of it. No results. After I had three straight days of max weight I could dead lift dropping by 5 pounds a day I said fuck it. I don't want to be fit. I'm happier fat.

I'm male and not that gay but sure

>>25237315
no thanks, looking for women

That depends on your level of autism and if you're good in bed.

>>25236792
Where the fuck you at boi.

>>25236990
pdx bitch

Tillamook here, no one ever in my area so I have to drive over to civilization on the weekends to do pretty much anything

turk is 10/10

>>25236204
Donald Faison is awesome. You should feel honored

Turketon/10 would allow to perform appendectomy

Not Aus, but been to a few in NZ. There will probably be an Australian website where people post their reviews of escorts (e.g adultforum.co.nz). Usually full of a bunch of entitled middle-aged ugly fuckers (punters) saying how beautiful and fun the girl was or complaining that the hoe was looking bored and staring at the clock. But it's useful to see which escorts and brothels are shit or good.

Asian brothels in particular will bait and switch more often and their ages on the profiles are 101% always false. If mama san offers you a nasty old woman, refuse and leave. Don't waste your money, rather ask for the woman you saw in the advert. Or tell mama san to bring out all the girls and just choose. Have a shower with her before sex. Leave wallet and other valuables in your car before you enter.

Not very hard.

Not in Oz, but I've generally had very good experiences in brothels in South Africa, Europe and the US. The nice thing about going to a brothel, especially one of the better ones, is that you can choose what you want. And if the experience is crap, and not what was advertised, or if the girl starts off good and then pulls something on you, you can report it to management and they'll offer to make it up to you, usually by offering you time with a different girl at a later appointment.

That's been my experience... And I'm female. I've gone both solo and taken my SO for FFM experiences.

>>25236196
Had a girl for 45 mins and short it by 15 the other week. I didn't bother mentioning it as it was my first time and didn't want to cause problems.

Should I have said something? We were finished and just talking then she said bye and left early.

I've been waiting for one of these to spring up.

5'11" and actually not ashamed of it.

I hear stuff about how working out can add an inch or two due to posture and related factors and if I end up hitting 6ft barefoot it'd be great.

>>25232320
>actually not ashamed of it.
You shouldn't be.

Any pics?

>>25232212
>Tall
>5'8 up
lol okey

Kansas sucks.

24/f/913

29/m

Kyle_m_07

>>25228774
>>25228850

Considering the infestation in Topeka, the fem Anon's post is accurate.

>>25227241
I have never heard hazel eyes are the most beautiful . They are sure way cooler than brown eyes , but not the most beautiful. In my opinion gray eyes are the most beautiful . I'm male btw

>>25227241
I'm female with green-brown hazel eyes. I have literally never heard that they are considered beautiful. In my experience most of the time people assume my eyes are completely brown until they get close or see them in proper lighting. I'd say overall blue or green eyes are usually the most favored

pale green eyes and maybe darkish blue

336 checking in

Hey, 336 here too. >>25221326
21/male though. :P

>>25220969

843/910

Dubtownremix

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bump :)

A lot of people here are into Overwatch and pubg, cool server

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>>25220221
heck yah!!!

swg9944

20/m/bi
hornybiguy691

24/m
yanntrinsec

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longer hair and hormones now

Pls no shitty CD, just traps.

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>>25198986

>>25176911
There's probably a spare needle somewhere in Federal Way

>>25176911
God dam tweakers fucking ruining this god dam County, seriously fuck off to hell and die in a fire you fucking low life piece of shit. You deserve to rot in a jail cell for the rest of your miserable life you trash.

22/m/Bremerton into animu and other things. Kik is wabrah253 looking for cuddles from girls.

>>25237360
651
21/M

I'm up for anything except gay sex.

>>25237370
Shit man, I'm in 507, central south

>>25237372
Yeah? I'm on the edge of the cities. What about you?

Finally a good thread in /soc/ lmao

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