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>>25298384
i know u love it

>>25298768
Why'd you post a pic of me? lol

>>25298901
is that dick flaccid or firm? are you a grower?

SHUT IN THREAD FAQ
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>What do I do in the threads?
Talk to people, make conversation. Don't try to get into anyone's pants. It is a social thread on /soc/, for actually being social, without nudity!
>Wait, is this some super-secret cool kids' club where you can only be some sort of shut-in freak to participate in?
No, we are moderately tolerant of normalfags here. Feel free to participate, just don't be a dick.
>I DON'T LIKE ___________
Discuss it with us, but civilly. If you are spouting out cusswords and insults because you don't like something, chances are, it is not going to change and you will be blown off as some anally pained droll. Now, if you are civil, people will work with you.
>What's an IRC?
It is a chatroom for the shut-in group.
Use either Hexchat (https://hexchat.github.io/) or https://kiwiirc.com/client/irc.rizon.net/#shut-in-network

Click on Rizon to the right

Type in #shut-in-network

or for gaming #shut-in-gaming

>Affiliated irc channels

#/x/philes on rizon

>Help im banned from the irc even though i never been there
Odds are you share the same host region as someone who was banned before. Have someone contact an op or owner to get it settled

>Ive been to the irc before and got banned
Talk to an op that banned you and see whats up or the owner. if you're still banned, tough shit

>Can I put in contact info?
Sure and please use this prompt:

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ask the thread for an add to the skype group

>IRC name?
>Contact info
>Age
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>Favorite Book
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>>25259050
Nigger

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This discord is complete shit, look at the ugly faggots who go there.

>>25305281
Psst... it should not be a thing

I'm guessing here that hannah is 18+, therefore she's a big girl, she can handle the shit she brings on herself.

That being said, maybe you should reconsider your current relationship? If you just met a girl and think that you have a crush on her then maybe things are not as good with your girlfriend.

>>25305155
Nah I literally love my gf to bits we have 0 issues in our relationship

It's just a crush nothing major, everyone gets crushes on people at any time, dating or not

>>25305178
If you can muster the courage, you should tell your gf about it. You could explain that sometimes you feel like you want to hump everyone and everything, which is pretty natural but we don't talk about that sort of thing b/c we humans not animals, right? I bet she'd like to have an open discussion about objective sexuality from time to time. It's called, "sharing your feelings," and it can be a lot of fun.

But no, you're not likely to get a FFM 3way out of it (but who knows?)

>>25304949
I'm sorry. :(

rekt faggot

>>25304949
My grandmother had ms, it sucks and it's terrible watching the decline as they lose there ability to do normal things. Keep him in good spirts, and stay in good spirts your self, he will need your help.

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Where do I find the nugs tho

>>25304358
she cute

a bit much on the eye makeup

8/10

>>25304358
she's cute. I love blondes.

>>25304358
She's cute but snap filters are a lie so she's also possibly a fucking ogre

>>25303829
nope
because I'm intelligent enough to wear underwear
and you're stupid enough to go commando
with a zipper next to your private parts

>>25303877So I began freaking out because the pain was just unbearable. I thought I had to go to the emergency room because I just couldn’t figure out a way to take it out that wouldn’t hurt. So I did the next best thing: went on Google for answers. The best thing I found was putting baby oil to make the release easier but that didn’t help. I don’t think any of the links had to do with foreskin stuck in the slider. I couldn’t zip down because the skin was there and the zipper was zipped at the bottom and zipping up was just making it worse. So I had to do the most embarrassing thing, but I didn’t care at the moment, I went to tell my father. I took the picture before going to tell him. I thought it would be less embarrassing to show him the picture, even though the real thing would be in front of him. I buttoned my pants and went to their room. I showed him and he asked the same question all of you asked. He told me to show him so I did. He tried doing the same thing I had tried, zipping up and down. I yelled, my face was red, I felt hot and my heart was beating quickly. The pain was intense. My dad gets frustrated very easily and after trying with no avail and me squirming with pain he said he couldn’t do anything with me moving around and that I might just had to go the emergency room, which was the one thing I didn’t want to hear. After a while he had a bright idea. He left the room and came back with a razor blade. My first reaction was to yell, “What are you going to do with that?” He told me to hold the zipper and he cut around the area were the slider was. So now the section that was attached to the slider and my foreskin was free from my jeans. He then pulled the slider down and it came off the zipper. I then pulled my foreskin out of the slider and that was it, it was free. I had minor cuts but it did bruise and teeth markings (from the zipper) were visible. I hope that made sense of how he did it.
Check out the very NSFW pictures here >>

>>25303906
>Check out the very NSFW pictures here
One hour and half, and still no pics...

way to participate boys

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2.

Unless you're fat, there's nothing "wrong".
And I'd guess you're Brazilian.

>>25299542
Love ur lips! Beauty!

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>>25298475

anyone cute want to play pubg that doesnt mind my suckiness?

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>Age
19
>Gender
(mt)female
>Location
ny
>Favourite game(s)
pubg/tf2
>Favourite genre(s)
shooter, co-op
>Looking for
down to play anything on here (especially pubg/tf2) / pokemon showdown / overwatch / dolphin netplay with anyone who is willing to voicechat
>Steampage
http://steamcommunity.com/id/mood_swing

>>25300004
hmu

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>Age
19
>M/F
Maleeo
>Location
USA
>Favorite games
Ark:Survival Evolved, TERA, TF2, PUBG's, WoW
>Favorite Genres
I like Survival, Horror, FPS, RPG, MMO's, I love everything about video games.
>Looking for
People to play games with of course lads
>Steam
http://steamcommunity.com/id/topnauti/

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>>25304309
I think i might be dehydrated or something

Are you okay, buddy? Did you cum in your shit?

>>25304314
Considering how watery your shit is I'd say you're suffering from diarrhea drink plenty of water and if your shit doesn't thicken up see a doctor in a few days.

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>>25304268
OP here, I fucking hate the way I look, what can I do about it?
Also, what haircut would look best on me?

there's only 1 pic of u on the entire tumblr
and your dick isn't even out

0/10

>>25303743
We're probably far away from each other. If you are close by we can go to the State Fair with each other too though.

>>25303743
well I'm fat
so probs not a good idea

You're the girl from Mad Max, right?