Side view / profile thread. Only the brave ones will post.
>>25400866
P average profile
Strange People of DC Unite! How do you find other interesting, off-the-beaten-path types in this city of money and gloom? Facebook groups? Meetups? 4chan?
Anons near and inside Washington DC, hear my plight. If you live here, you know a few things about this city. Including the fact that this city is largely a tight-lipped, career-obsessed web of money and cold shoulders. For being a politically left-leaning city, it's not very socially liberal...admitting you smoke pot is still a career death knell in most fields, and enjoying the arts without having the financial means to be a patron is a sign of those "not too serious about life." Camping is for losers, and you better not admit you are into anything childish like video games or jamming with friends. Yes it's gay friendly, yes pot is next-to-legal here, but the above assertion still stands. I know that's a bit of a blanket statement, and you may disagree, but hear me out....
I moved into this city in my late 20s, five years ago. I'm fairly tame by 4chan standards I guess, but to most of my business contemporaries I am a terrifying pirate king idiot. I built my own business, and I look the part of any well-to-do asshole strutting around in his suit on these streets. But I drink and smoke pot in my leisure time, sometimes aggressively. My favorite thing in the world is to eat too many tabs of LSD. My other hobbies, that give any real value to the chemicals mentioned above, include playing my keyboard and bass, recording crazy sounds and avant garde noise bordering on savant tarde. Going to camp-out music festivals is like christmas for me. I adore RPGs and more social nerdgasms like Sentinels of the Multiverse and D&D. I love dive bars and fine dining and I love meeting new people. I meditate a lot (in the traditional sense) and am into several different spiritual paths that give it all meaning.
Why do I bother jerking out my qualities for you? BECAUSE I CAN'T FIND A FUCKING INTERESTING SOUL IN THIS WHOLE FUCKING GOD DAMNED CITY! I literally have not found a consistent smoking buddy in five years. I have not found a group to jam with. I have not found people that want to do drugs with me and my lovely fiance. I have not found anyone to play videogames with. I have not found anyone that listens to worthwhile music or goes to music festivals. Everyone in my business could not be farther from these hobbies, I may as well be an alien to them.
So my plight, my question to you again, knowing that you're out there:
How do you find worthwhile people to befriend in this city? I look for facebook groups, meetup groups, craigslist. But it's hard to even know what to look for....nobody is going to publicly advertise their tripping group. Yeah you can find some public DnD groups around but they typically aren't exactly my speed regarding other things. I go to shows, but when it's just you and your fiance going everywhere its hard to meet non-couples in my experience.
My people: where are you? How do you find other people like us?
>>25400667
30 yo neet here
What years does one have to be born to be considered an "early 2000s kid"?
2009
I was 1996. So y'know. Safe to say I am.
after 2000
London, UK Hookups
M4F 20 FROM LONDON
9 INCH DICK
M 23 East London
Kik Pumaskies
Every time I scroll through these threads, not only is there no one from my area; there's no women either with the same couple posting and a few bait posts.
Just lol
18 M East london
Bicurious but looking to fuck some girls if possible. Would consider returning head to a guy
kik : yxngsj
Fetlife thread: extreme fetishes edition.
>ASL
>Fetishes
>What you are looking for?
>Role in the bedroom
>Fetlife accounts
>alternate accounts kik/snap etc...
>>25392434
>ASL
27, male, Bongistan (Uk, Sheffield)
>Fetishes
Anal play
Bare bottom spanking /caining
Deepthroat
Rope play - more specifically suspension
Orgasm denial
Forced submission
>What you are looking for?
Another submissive or 2 for my harem. I do not particularly mind ((gender)) as long as they are passable, and I can do online but prefer the real thing.
>Role in the bedroom
Master.
>Fetlife accounts
https://fetlife.com/users/7447221
>alternate accounts kik/snap etc...
Kik- ID300
Will pass snap when I've confirmed you are legit.
>>25392445
I'm a black guy with size 12 (amerishart 13) sized feet, I go to the gym and I'm 6'2".
>30 male UK (southeast)
>Violent rape, degrading girls, humiliating them, petplay, exhibitionism, cutting/knives, getting girls hooked on drugs and pimping them out etc.
>Girls
>I don't have any, Fetlife is stupid
>Available upon request
NEW YORK MEETUP THREAD: THE RODGE EDITION
24M212 KIK: R BOGUS 6 (REMOVE SPACES)
SEEKING FEMALES
22/twink/646
kik: SkylerthetaylorXOXO
bump.
23/m Brooklyn
23 m 518 bi
Looking for discreet fun
Kik orangeandblack87
22 male,
have money lol
looking for someone who can rock my turbulent world
716 area wny buffalo area
:) lets have some fun!
me if its necessary
also a car i own but got all sorts of fucked up after that picture was taken
Claims to have money, but house was decorated in the '60s and owns an (at youngest) 10 year-old non-AMG Mercedes.
Try again dot jpg.
What s the secret for good tinder pics for those who do not like to annoy people asking them to take pics?
>>25401549
Get a good camera/stand and set a timer on it?
Planning mostly.
>>25401646
But then it's just a bunch of photos of just yourself.
>>25401681
Pay a hooker and take some pics with her.
/soc/ its really late here and probably elsewhere, that means its time to drown our sorrows/boredom/apathy. Post what you're drinking, pics or it didn't happen.
Talk about anything related to alcohol, or substances in general. Tell us what drives you to drink. Maybe talk about regretful drunking hookups. Or just post a couple bottles and pass out next to the computer.
And this is my reserve right now. Newbold is a fine beer, though I think philly brewing co's other offerings are better. Evan Williams white label is the best cheap bourbon i have ever had, and its not even close.
Oh, one more thing.
No O'DOULS ALLOWED
New kik jerk group
Send a naked picture of you to me and place youre kik and you will be added
Lets get a nice jerk group togheter
Liron330
DaeDaeRash
Kb_lnw
any kiwis on here want to talk for fun? 18m chch straight, just lookin to talk to anyone really, pref femanons but If youre cool I'll talk regardless.
if youre interested hmu on snapchat: samrhewitt
Will provide memes.
25m also looking for f will provide details if get interest
Do any kiwi girls even lurk this site or is it all just guys :(
I'm another guy, but I'm in Wellington. Anyone else in Wellywood?
Anyone else want to get married? How does that make you feel? I want nothing more than to have a wife that loves me & looks up to me.
Ideally yes.
Guess I'm asking the wrong crowd...
In some cultures you don't have to worry about this. The marriages are arranged. Would that be ok by you?
FEMALE SEXY AUDIO (FSA)
Dirty talk, audio masturbation, vocal smut and shenanigans all recorded on vocaroo or other sites and posted.
Be as tame, romantic, sensual or filthy as you like. Record your masturbation, try some scripts, improv, sing, play music, talk about your favorite sexual fantasies, or just look for requests on the thread.
All content is welcome here, but please keep in mind:
>Please keep long scripts and extreme scripts in pastebins (http://pastebin.com)
>Name and picture requests are generally ignored. Contactfagging is also generally ignored and discouraged by the /soc/ rules unless given permission by the performer.
Please remember to tag your post with your Thread name, the request link and/or title and type of work (song, fap, script, etc...)
Prior Thread: >>25241890
>>25329491
GIANT SCRIPT and LINK ARCHIVE: http://pastebin.com/5fNkmWLW (This has almost all the scripts, of every genre that you could imagine! It also contains links from past and present performers.
AUDIO HOSTING SITES (These are the most efficient sites for uploading your audios):
http://www.vocaroo.com
http://tindeck.com/
http://www.picosong.com
http://clyp.it/
http://www.chirbit.com
http://soundgasm.net
https://soundcloud.com
TEXT-HOSTING:
PASTEBIN: http://pastebin.com/
SOUND EDITING SOFTWARE:
Audacity.sourceforge.net Best Free Recording Software on the Interwebs, FSA tested, performer approved!
FSA FAQ http://pastebin.com/RuFTF8iD
!!!QUESTIONS FOR NEW GIRLS!!! http://pastebin.com/QTEyFg4w
PRO-TIPS FOR PERFORMERS http://pastebin.com/CV86rFZ9
THREAD PANELS
VK's THREAD PANEL IMAGES http://imgur.com/a/NMCFe
Olllie's THREAD PANELS http://imgur.com/a/6ArTJ & http://imgur.com/a/BA82B
Azula's THREAD PANELS http://imgur.com/a/JM9I6#0
Other Panels: http://imgur.com/a/nmCe3
Honey's Thread Panels: http://imgur.com/a/2sdlR
>>25329491
Summoning Mahoujack, Juci and SS/MizSpecific!
>>25329491
reposting my request from last thread
femanon here, can someone bully me and treat me like a real piece of shit? i'm desperate to feel humiliated and degraded and unlovable. it's really cathartic to be told i'm ugly and that no one likes hanging out with me.
I can give personal details if it helps
Weeb Kik Thread
Alright, so after checking the catalog, found nothing on a kik thread dedicated to the weebs.
Use your own format, but heres one in case nothing comes up.
>A/S/L
>Favorite anime/manga
>How'd you describe yourself
>What you're looking for
>What you're definitely not looking for
>Kik contact info (multiple ones work as long as one of em is a kik).
Here's mine in case any of ya wanted to chat with your good old op here
>A/S/L
18/M/Somewhere in the US
>Favorite anime/manga
Favorite anime....huh, hard to pick but I'm gonna go with either Inuyasha or
Fullmetal Alchemist (2003). Manga, gonna go with Heaven's Lost Property.
>How'd you describe yourself
Hard to say, as I'm sure it is for us all, but I'll try anyways. I'd say I'ma bit of a random guy, some say I'm eccentric I guess? I have a thing for classical music, and am a die hard user of Linux (Xubuntu as of now).
>What you're looking for
A chat of the sorts with someone. This can be about weeb stuff, or anything else really if it comes down to it.
>What you're definitely not looking for
If you're a guy, nothing lewd or romantic, that's all
>Kik contact info
>>25401479
Forgot to add, but I'll give kik upon request
Anyone in 706/762 Augusta? 19/m looking for a friend :) female preferred
Also Georgia thread
706 Columbus. 38 bi M, prefer fems, sissy/trap
Kik justanotherjason
22 / m / Gainesville not looking for fuck buddies, looking for people around my area to chill.