Rubbing my hard cock in the shower in appear.in/socshowoff
Let's see you all
I'm in there now!
Anyone else missing Kageshi penis room?
It just was way more casual and better than the likes of chaturbate.
>>25500809
It's a damn shame, man.
also bump
dick/cock rate thread
first time I've ever been rated so be brutally honest
ratings by femanons preferred but all ratings appreciated
Anyone watt to rate?
>>25495776
>>25495802
8
>>25495800
6.5
MBTI General: The Return of Sealpug Edition
Come here and post your types and talk about them. Then have fun getting made fun of for said types. Link to test: https://www.16personalities.com/free-personality-test
>INTJ Edgelord
>INFP crybaby
>ENTP will never shut the fuck up
>INTP forever alone
>ISTJ the ultimate NPC
>ESTP Chad
>ENTJ your future boss
>INFJ the ultimate form of horse shoe theory. He's either hitler or an SJW
>ENFJ sjw or normie
And many many more
discord: https://discord.gg/SPStgG6
A eulogy, by poet Susan Christensen
I'm sitting on the porch
Wind blowing through my hair
The ducks are frolicking in the pond
But I just can't seem to care.
Life goes on around me
I don't participate
I go through all the motions
But what I really do is wait.
I dream about the day
That you'll come home to me
Nothing else is important
Why can't people see?
I don't want to go out
I don't want to have fun
I don't want to do a thing
Until all is said and done.
They took you in the summer
Now fall is almost finished
Winter will be here very soon
And then the year will have diminished.
You have no idea how much I cry
I never let you know
It's so hard out here without you
But I'm not allowed to let it show.
I must pretend all is fine
Everyone thinks all's okay
But what I never ever tell them
Is that I cry for you every day.
With the depature of our dearly beloved server owner, @sealpug, we humbly request that he return home to us. Such an untimely demise on the day of the server's anniversary has held heavy in our hearts, and we cherish all the memories we once had with you, friend.
Our final cry, a haiku for @sealpug:
We really miss you
You were never a numale
Refugees Welcome
Eye rate thread
F or m ?
M
>>25495107
6
Using only one word, what do you need right now?
Love.
>>25494608
Help
Purpose
slut
Rate thread?
>>25492089
6
>>25492089
8.5
>>25492100
7
go ahead I know I'm hideous and not remotely passable
>>25492089
8.5/10 qt3.14
>>25492100
Pedostache/10
>>25492102
Agreed/10
Males, describe your ideal Girlfriend!
>her age
>her height
>her weight
>her race/nationality
>her personality
>her interests
>what would be a perfect day with him?
+
>talk a bit about yourself
>Optional picture of yourself/picture of a girl that fits your criteria!
Go! Maybe she is here and you did not realize yet!
Previous thread:>>25464843
>her age
18-22
>her height
My height or shorter (I'm 5'10")
>her weight
Anything from skinny to chubby but not fat to the point of being unhealthy
>her race/nationality
I really don't care to be honest, I find all races/nationalities of women attractive
>her personality
Introverted, caring, genuinely wants to build a long-lasting relationship, loyal
>her interests
Fashion/Caring about her appearance, watching movies, traveling. Her liking video games would be cool too
>what would be a perfect day with her?
Waking up a little later in the day and going to get/making lunch. Then going to some kind of event happening in town, maybe a museum or a show or something, driving around for a bit after and picking up food to take back home where we could eat and watch a nice movie. Then just falling asleep together, being content with just being with one another regardless of whatever else is going on around us
>talk a bit about yourself
Introverted white male from the mid-west who is into fashion, writing, music and video games. Going to school but am just working a few days a week currently until I go back in August Even if you're not a girl and think I seem nice to talk to then just reply with any contact info.
>>25488626
>her age
18, just like me.
>her height
I don't care at all
>her weight
Average.
>her race/nationality
White or Asian.
>her personality
Someone who doesn't take everything seriously, and has at least similar hobbies to mine. Every girl I've ever met seemed to only be into trips, music, books and tv shows. Seriously, could anyone be any more boring?
>her interests
As long as she's really passionate about whatever she likes and is open to my interests, I don't really care. It'd obviously be a plus though if she was into the same things as I was. Computers, instruments, vidya, that sort of stuff.
>what would be a perfect day with him?
...him? I'm sorry, are we talking about traps here?
Probably just playing games and cuddling though. I wouldn't mind some outdoorsy days with her, but naturally I prefer to stay indoors, just like pretty much everyone here.
>talk a bit about yourself
A young programmer wannabe, I think I look pretty okay though.
>Optional picture of yourself/picture of a girl that fits your criteria!
To me personality will always be more important than looks, but it's obviously a huge plus if she's got a pretty face. I don't care much about their body.
>female
>willing to sleep with me
;_;
Foreign grills of discord. Add me on discord if you like talking to cute american boys SaucyPrincox#6156
>>25505365
alright ill take it
Looking for people who live in the chicago/Skokie area to meet up! All people welcome!
My kik: jett33994 (female prefered, or cool guys)
>>25504954
I live in Chicago, kik:sexyfitbear. Looking for new kool friends to chill with, or females for possibly more.
dirty snap thread: late night edition
22m
Females only
Dreadler
22m, chubby, average uncut cock
Looking for girls (trans is just as good!)
Dontpushtheenv
We can talk about anime and/or do lewd stuff.
25m
females or pics of gf/wife/ex
kushking1331
SF Bay Area Meetup Thread.
510/m/32 - Want to get a beer tonight? Other? I'm open.
kik - smoothtalker1200
idk if you think this is Bay Area but Vacaville 707/M/25 kik klin91
408 here down to get a few drinks somewhere.
>>25504289
707 Sonoma
23 M
Just a thought....if I started a kik chat and used it to give clues about my location so others could find me and "win" a silver (oz) coin do you think people would be interested in playing that "game"?
No? Well what if for every month the game went on the bounty increased to an additional coin?
>>25503725
Make it more than one silver coin, that's not worth enough to cover any travel costs.
>>25504620
If you live where I live "travel costs" are like $1.95 on the muni.
Does anyone know where/what this is?
put this on /b/ but nobody really joined, its my autistic whatsapp group.
when you join they'll shout 'shoes' at you
https://chat.whatsapp.com/invite/AS9ktSXfX8N2xqQu89hjqt
forget the link
>>25503407
whatsapp is for dirty fucking foreigners. This is America ffs
Why do they yell shoes?
New rate thread
>>25502159
Straight so I don't really know how to rate other guys but I guess you're a solid 6?
>>25502159
Nice face. Bad hair. 6/10
Adopt-A-NEET Thread part deux!
Back by popular demand, this is a thread for clever NEETs and financially established persons who want one.
>Adopt?
Yep, your NEET will move in with you, live by your rules, and you'll be responsible for their care. Set your terms here. This is strictly a real life endeavor, not a roleplay.
>How does it work?
Glad you asked, anon! Just answer the questions honestly and contact another anon who sounds like a good match.
>NEET or provider?
>Age, sex, location? Willing to relocate?
>Your preferred partner? Guy, girl, trap, sea monster, etc?
>Describe your ideal relationship - how do you want this to turn out?
>Providers: What do you require from your NEET? Cooking and cleaning, companionship, weird butt stuff? Hell, I don't know you
>NEETs: What financial support do you require? Phone bill? WoW? Cute clothes on the regular?
>Providers: What support or allowance would you offer to the right candidate?
>Your contact info?
>And anything salient I might have missed.
As always, I'm your awesome OP, and I'm always here if you get stuck! Hit me up and I'll get you sorted.
My info:
>NEET or provider?
Provider.
>Age, sex, location? Willing to relocate?
29.M.Florida, will relocate the right NEET
>Your preferred partner? Guy, girl, trap, sea monster, etc?
Cute sub girl!
>Describe your ideal relationship - how do you want this to turn out?
See below - I'll take care of all your needs, and in return, I'll be your benevolent but demanding boss.
>Providers: What do you require from your NEET?
Cooking and cleaning, being the lady of the house, and sleeping at the end of my bed as my personal pet and most beloved toy.
>Providers: What support or allowance would you offer to the right candidate?
A budget for house things and a smol allowance for personal things... All bills are paid, that's pretty much a given
>Your contact info?
Kik: sm0rk
wit a zer0
So this is a weird spin on the sugar daddy thread....Giving it a shot.
>NEET or provider?
NEET
>Age, sex, location? Willing to relocate?
21 male Usa, Washington, I am sum what willing to relocate, depending on how far
>Your preferred partner? Guy, girl, trap, sea monster, etc?
Well, I don't mind eather way, long as you can keep up with how fucked up i am.
>Describe your ideal relationship - how do you want this to turn out?
Someone to take care of me, maybe more, I am more then happy to let them have there way with me. Maybe give me children to corrupt...i mean love <3
>NEETs: What financial support do you require? Phone bill? WoW? Cute clothes on the regular?
I am open to negotiations. Ideally, I would like house and an internet connection that can handle my youtube stuff.
>Your contact info?
My Kik is Gamer_km, please state your from this thread, i have my user on 2 boards rn
>>25498724
>Maybe give me children to corrupt...i mean love <3
What the fuck
>>25498753
I was gonna post he looked like a pedophile without even reading his post, but holy shit kek