/cock critique/
Millions of cockrate threads..
Never been rated - would like some feedback from gayfags and femanons please.
>>25487865
8/10 cock
Great length
Good girth
Blemish-free
The best part about this cock is the straightness. Its almost as straight as the ruler.
>>25487883
thanks for the rating, here's the girth from the side.. appears "girthier"..
Girth is 6.5" near base, 6" in middle, and 5.5" towards the end.
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I want op's dick.
Looks delicious desu ^~^
Looking for a male NEET to be my live-in. I would take care of his housing, internet (I have Gigabit), and food, and give him a modest allowance per week. Using a handy template.
>Are you a NEET or a potential provider?
Provider.
>Your location? Willing to relocate?
Texas. Will relocate others, yes.
>Your age?
26
>Your sex?
Male.
>Your preferred sex? Girl, guy, trap, etc.
Male. I'm open to gay, bi, or straight, just be masculine.
>Providers: What are your conditions? What do you expect from your NEET? Cleaning, cooking, companionship, maybe weird butt stuff? I don't know you.
Cleaning yes. Cooking would be nice. Companionship definitely. Cuddling. I'm not into buttstuff oddly enough, but other lewd stuff, yes. We can discuss details of this of course.
>Providers: Gross income (range is ok)
60k-100k.
>Contact info?
[email protected]
>Anything else salient I missed.
I'm looking for a house boy/boyfriend combo, I suppose.
Willing to fly you down for a trial period, compensated of course. I'm very serious about this. I've had sugar arrangements before in real life (through seekingarrangement).
My ideal is some combination of the following, but I realize that no person has all of these traits (some by definition), so don't be disheartened when you don't check every box: tall, lanky, pale, white or Latino, virgin or otherwise inexperienced, shy, introverted, small to medium sized dick, hairy, masculine voice/demeanor (doesn't have to be in a jock way), likes cuddling/emotional intimacy or is romantic, likes anime and video games.
Shoot me an email or drop your kik in the thread.
>>25487643
I'm looking for some one to give me HIV and/or murder me
i think we can make a deal
>>25487644
I don't have HIV. I'm not a virgin, but I have very little experience. Have been tested regardless and I'm clean. Happy to share results with anyone I end up meeting.
Not a murderer either. I'd ask the guy to take all reasonable precautions, let someone know where he's going, etc. I do the same with my seekingarrangement meetups.
I get the concerns hidden in your post, but I'm for real and happy to prove it by extended contact, being open, etc.
>>25487643
This is so much more unbelievable than the gf threads.
24 year old NEET guy, rip me.
Chart Thread!
Newfigs get in here and make your chart, what's your excuse for not having one? Don't be afraid to make new friends.
Oldfigs, Post 'em and rate each other.
I'm personally looking to make some new internet friends who have similar hobbies and interests to me. I particularly like Americans. I don't judge people for political shit either, so long as you can respect differences.
>>25475450
Love the detail, dig the music and literature too.
friendship ended with michael gira
eduardo benavente from paralasis permenante is my 6th favourite musician now
/soc/ NEDERDRAAD
Nederlands samenkom draad
Deel je:
>Leeftijd
>Sexe
>provincie
>schijt die je leuk vind
>>25506241
>Leeftijd
19
>sexe
M
>Provincie
UUUUU
>schijt die je leuk vind
Muziek luisteren/spelen en gras roken het liefst alle 3 tegelijkertijd
>Leeftijd
23
>Sexe
Man
>provincie
G
>schijt die je leuk vind
Neuken en zuipen
Fill'er up and judge eachother, I FUCKING DARE YOU.
Bonus points for personal theme music.
King editted to Queen welcomed.
bump for love
Sarahah thread! Post name and share with the void!
argros.sarahah.com
female feet thread: cum all ye degenerates
>>25505534
moar
kik me @rock.life.19 i wanna RP with someone and trade if you're interested if not you're getting blocked i dont want any trolls
Female?
This still going ?
>>25505236
No reply for me at least
What's the highest rating you've ever gotten? I got an 8 with a particularly good pic. Also, new rate thread.
>>25504601
I'd say you're a solid 7, OP - not bad!
>>25504601
I've had several ppl on here rate me a full 10 but im def not lmao
Rate thread!
Join kiq public group: #hotornotrates
>>25504348
Many in it?
Welcome to the /soc/ chubby contact thread!
If you're chubby or want to talk to chubby people, you've come to the right place!
For best results, please post the following:
>Age
>Sex
>Location
>Contact Info
>Picture
The following items are optional but will increase your chances of success:
>Bio
>What you're looking for
>What you're not looking for
>Allergies
>Your opinion on Apple removing the headphone jack from the iPhone 7
>Picture (of reproductive organs)
>>25504210
Also, we are accepting submissions of femanons who would like to be featured in the OP image for the next thread!
up
>>25504210
Is this exclusively for chubby people to meet other chubby people, and also is it clean only? I'm skinny and I like chubby girls, so just throwing this out there:
>18
>M
>Louisiana
>kik is grindvikingur
>will send pic via kik uppn request
>I like anime, vidya, reading, guitar, music (lots of /mu/core but mainly emo and breakcore/jungle/IDM), and psychedelics. I just graduated high school and now I'm taking a gap year before starting USC majoring in anthropology (plan to double major in linguistics as well).
>As I said, I love chubby girls, so lewd chat is definitely welcome, but more clean and friendly chat is also welcome as long as you let me know you don't want lewd stuff (don't want to ruin someone's day like that, lol). As far as lewd stuff goes, I like feet and butts but I'm not a picky guy. I'd even be down for text rp.
>Not looking for any camwhore/payed stuff
>cats :(
>Another dumb marketing ploy that set back smartphone technology a good few years
>dickpics also available via kik upon request
Just openen a CD/sissy group on kik #CDgroupopenforall
rawrmeowpew
anon.nona.1967
Jeremy_Lawrence
I am a woman who wants to talk to a man with a big uncircumsized dick, preferably with pubes. Please post big uncircumsized dicks.
Here ya go, m9
>>25501952
Too brown. I like ultra pale vampire dicks.
>>25501959
Well fuck you, then
my boyfriend and I are traveling. Currently in Hammond, LA. Making our way to New Orleans tomorrow. Looking for friends and maybe more will happen if we're comfortable enough. kik me ohhelloalexis to set something up.
>>25501145
You both come off like you'd smell like a mixture of axe body spray, used tires, and the cheapest victoria secret perfume they had in stock.
Also trying to ask for a threesome over soc while traveling across state lines is a bad idea
>>25501145
boobs
>>25501145
More pics of the female please
Meh Thread
general pointless discussion edition
I'm bored let's chat and share stupid shit
suuup, yer cute.
>>25500814
thanks not much went to a kids water park with my sister's and there kids and basically been in bed all day napping after that
you're very cute