>Improvement Thread
Why can't I get a gf, /soc/?
What can I do to improve my appearance? Are my looks repelling women, or is it my personality? I'm really interested in economics, and sometimes I go on these long rants on the subject, and I think that may be scaring potential dates away. Either way, I'm sick of getting friendzoned.
sorry that my face is covered up in the original. you can see more of my face in this one
get plastic surgery or deal with the fact that you won't ever be attractive or just find a pathetic gf who doesn't care about looks
>>25554392
What is wrong about my face to where I would need fucking plastic surgery. This is bullshit.
Just out of curiousity, what do you drive?
I drive a 2008 Kia Sorento EX diesel
2003 MG TF 160.
>>25552693
Heel-toe express.
Prefer walking
Assumptions thread
Don't we have one of these already?
>>25550319
You are gay
u have pizza on ur laptop and u fetishized ur partner for a year or 2 :-)
>>25550343
Who's my partner?
Are you funny?
have tried making yourself funnier?
how important is it when trying to connect with someone?
It's very important. Humor can make up for other assets, and I found that I'm funny but only when I'm rewlly comfortable and uninhibited. Hurts for meeting new people, helps when people bust me out of my shell and say, "blah blah blah I thought you were so serious when I met you."
Watch comedy and learn from it. Take jokes that fit your personality, and don't be uptight. Also, unless you're studying to be a comedian and even then, you'll find others with your sense of humor.
>>25558307
ok.
I used to watch mst3k, I've considered watching a movie myself and riffing it by myself as practice.
>>25558286
>Are you funny?
Yeah, I'm a joker.
>have tried making yourself funnier?
No. My wisecracking is largely an involuntary defense mechanism.
>how important is it when trying to connect with someone?
I don't think my wife would like me as much if she didn't think I was funny, and before I was married I made all my other girlfriends laugh, so I guess somewhat important?
More important on a practical level, I found that being able to be witty in unfamiliar situations (at work in particular) gives the impression of my being confident and outgoing. In reality, I'm almost the opposite. But I fake it well.
I've been using Unity for a short while and trying to get into amateur game development.
Any anons doing that aswell and just want to be friends, chat about gamedev, share insight, throw ideas around, share progress and motivate each other?
I have an unfinished renpy project am i welcome here
Any tips to talk with people around the world? Got this oriental friend that apparently thinks I'm racist and segregate just because I didn't ask her about her birthplace first.
No wonder why war is a thing with people like her.
>>25557902
Give me her kik and I'll show you how to talk to that delicious lady.
>>25557902
probably every surface-level joke or reference you can make about someone's race/nationality is something they've already heard 100 times already and so it's probably better to just avoid it
lol that means you're not good looking enough
Am I ugly?
What about this guy
with a bit of effort you could be a 6/10
atm you just look creepy.
>>25556481
would bang
I'm looking for a woman in texas who will bend over in front of me (you can wear whatever you want) while I masturbate. Post for any interest. Kik is riptheflesh
Pay for a private lap dance dude.
>>25555918
Yeah, that kik name is really going to make women from the internet want to meet up with you irl and turn their backs to you.
>>25557170
That is actually a very good point. It is a borderlands reference. But maybe i should make a new account with a nicer name. Thank you
yo, adelaide kik thread?
i'm bored and attention seeking and I could do with some giggles.
warri0rfelix
5023
>>25554491
what the fuck am i looking at
>>25554491
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4WO0mirjlQ
No Adelaide people come on here anymore, it's a shame - fucked some fine femanons back in the day.
Here ye go
>>25554252
Nice cock =)
>>25554252
Thanks I really wanted one of those!
>>25554252
wtf is wrong with your index finger
Am I ugly?
32/m
you look average to me, and I'd say thats enough to get by
>>25553710
thats not to say you cant clear up the acne and jeep yourself looking tidy.
try reducing sugars, washing your face with shampoo, and those red noxy pads, but not all at once.
a week at a time introducing new methods. regardless youre fine anon
>>25553703
Unfortunately, yes
>Chastity Thread
100%submissive sissy cuckold reporting in! I'll start....
Name: Bobbie
Age: 23/m
H/W: 5'9"/145lbs
E/H:
Green/Brown
Endowment: 1.5" soft/ 4.5" hard
Chastity status:
my girlfriend has been keeping me in my chastity cages with complete orgasm denial around 80% of the time for almost 6 month now.
Current model: Pink holytrainer v2 small
Role:
Submissive cuckold/sissy slut
>My previous model
Cheap $40 steel amazon cage... worked pretty well, only problem was I could stel stimulate my cock through the bars & I eventually ended up requiring a smaller cage after I became accustomed to full time wear.
>OP
My girlfriend
>>25530382
Cute face. Would fuck.
Can we get another Discord DM Thread? c:
>A/S/L
>Sexual Orientation
>Relationship Status
>Text / Mic
>Music
>Books
>Shows/Movies
>Other interests
>Are you interested in Discord Servers?
>What languages do you speak?
>What are you looking for?
>What are you NOT looking for?
>Contact Info
>A/S/L
21,Male,England
>Sexual Orientation
Straight
>Relationship Status
Single
>Text / Mic / Cam
Yes to all three
>Favorite Music
Anything from Post Punk to Indie Rock to EDM to Heavy stuff
>Favorite Movies
Kickass 1.The Raid.Sinister.Spirited away.The Hateful Eight.Deadpool.Gone Girl.Hardcore Henry.Logan,Spiderman Homcoming,Baby Driver
>Favorite TV Shows
Breaking Bad.Hannibal.Game of Thrones.The Office.Daredevil.Stranger Things
>Favorite Vidya
Bioshock series. Metal Gear Series. Gears of war series. Borderlands 2. Overwatch. Rocket League.The Hitman Series Hotline Miami. DOOM (2016). Telltales The Walking Dead.NeiR Automata. VA-11 Hall-A. The Batman Arkham Series. The Witcher 3
>Interests
Media,Editing,Going to local concerts,Art,Listening to new artists and bands
>What languages do you speak?
English.
>What are you looking for?
Friendships, Interesting conversations,People to share common interests with. Friendly and polite people. People to play online games with also would be nice since i have been playing a lot of Overwatch recently.
>What are you not looking for?
Sexual antics and odd people
>Contact Info
Dale515100#1016
>ASL
24/M/Netherlands
>Sexual Orientation
Bi
>Relationship Status
…
>Text / Mic / Cam
Whatever works for you
>Favorite Music
Classic rock and blues mostly, but I pretty much listen to everything. To name a few which I really enjoy: Led Zeppelin, Iron Maiden, Tenacious D, Postmodern Jukebox
>Books
Mostly stuff about music and medieval fantasy
>Favorite Movies/Shows
Community, Generation Kill, Band of Brothers, Tenacious D and the pick of Destiny, Firefly
>Favorite Vidya
WoW, Diablo 3, loads more
>Interests
Music (playing/writing/listening), videogames, airsoft
>Are you Interested in Skype groups?
no
>What languages do you speak?
English, Dutch
>What are you looking for?
Friends, gaming buddies, a D&D group, bandmates, people who like to sing on Skype
>What are you NOT looking for?
Lionel Richie
>Contact info
Rob#8221
>>25528039
>>What are you NOT looking for?
>Lionel Richie
FUCK
Australia thread. Post post codes. kiks and details
25, m, 3350. Who's lurking?
kik - dahnza
27/m/4216
kik jellysnakes01
>>25512741
what's going on m80
28/m/4207
kik: anonymouschap
how was errones weekend
/gwp/ - Girls with Pubes post ITT!
For girls who grow out their pubes but shave everywhere else and don't consider themselves "hairy" elsewhere.
Show us whatever pubic hair you've got.
Hot summer pubes edition.
-No contactfagging
-Females only
-Only post photos of yourself
-Timestamp if new/haven't posted in a while
-Be civil to the girls
From >>25364889
>>25471813
too bad the text is barely readable in the macro
>>25471849
Yeah I noticed that too late I'm afraid. I just tried to make something quickly because the last thread was far beyond the bump limit.
It's fun to try making these macros but I'm still getting mixed results.
>>25471874
There's really no need to rush making these, especially since no girl was posting atm. It's not like we're losing any potential posters especially considering how dead this thread has been during the past weeks.
Next time make you should sure the text is readable at thumbnail size, which is perhaps the single most important thing about creating macros. Also keep in mind a lot of girls post on their phones which have very small screens. They need to be eye popping.