Looking to get laid tonight, anyone down? Male and female are fine. (I'm male btw)
Pic related, photo I took a month or so ago; had it sitting on my phone
My phone number is (213) 753-8748 (sorry if my mother picks up, I live with my mom)
>>25587246
hire a HOOKER
/spandex/ - tight nylon clothes general thread.
Boys and girls. Swimsuits, leotards, leggings, whatever.
>>25582396
OP continues with gf in white leggings.
>>25582402
more
>>25582402
>gf
so is that you in the background or are you a mega cuck?
old thread >>25513093
Ideal partner thread, last one died
>Their gender
>Their age
>Their height
>Their body type
>Their race/nationality
>Their personality
>Their interests
>Describe a perfect day with them
>Talk a bit about yourself
>Optional picture of yourself/picture of a person that fits your criteria!
>Optional contact
Oh sick, one of these
>Their gender
female
>Their age
18 to 23
>Their height
preferably shawty, but really I don't care too much
>Their body type
preferrably slimmer, not skelly tho
>Their race/nationality
white/azn
>Their personality
kind of cynical/dark, a bit cutesy as well maybe if that's possible
>Their interests
if I said "vidya and anime" I'd sound even more like a faggot than I currently do
that said, vidya and anime
>Describe a perfect day with them
shit idk. Maybe go out to eat, share our art/ideas with each other, and then shitpost a while before falling asleep in each others' arms or something gay like that
>Talk a bit about yourself
um
I draw
I make music
I play JRPGs
I post on 4chan too much?
>Optional picture of yourself/picture of a person that fits your criteria!
here's a shitty picture of me I took with my computer
>Optional contact
discord: zephyr#0392
>Their gender
Female
>Their age
18+
>Their height
Doesn't matter
>Their body type
Not morbidly obese
>Their race/nationality
White, pls be in yurop
>Their personality
Caring, funny, receptive to my life improving ideas kek
>Their interests
Cooking, memes, doggos
>Describe a perfect day with them
On holiday, visiting qt eastern european towns and taking a bicycle trip
>Talk a bit about yourself
23/m/Europe, i'm ethnically slav with good humour, interests include gym, cooking vegan stuff, nofap and listening to music (all genres but lately its been italian synth- and vaporwave)
>Optional picture of yourself
See kik
>Optional contact
Kik: Veganski
>>25535700
>Their gender
Guy
>Their age
18-25
>Their height
under 6'2 (my height)
>Their body type
skinny body, skinny benis
>Their race/nationality
Don't care much. Cuteness is a must tho
>Their personality
submissive, kind, shy, nurturing, clingy
>Their interests
anime, hiking, being fucked to the point where their ass hurts so much that they can barely sit down
>Describe a perfect day with them
We wake up, he cooks breakfast whilst wearing my T shirt from the night before, I find that really cute, we end up fucking on the kitchen table. The rest of the day includes cuddling, going out, movies, delicious food and more fucking.
>Talk a bit about yourself
6'2 kinda fit guy, 28 years old. I'm from Cali.
>Optional picture of yourself/picture of a person that fits your criteria!
okie
>Optional contact
Dick rate pls my mom locked me in this cage I'm pre cumming alot any advice how to cum in this ?
>>25588093
Timestamp and story?
>>25588104
its probably just for shock value
>omg ur mom locked u up wtf thats so fucked up
>>25588113
I know (lock looks almost super glued). Wanna see what OP comes up with.
Also, either get used to cumming from ass play, vibrations on the cage, or pretend you're fucking something.
Hi, I'm 21, in dominating relationship with my partner who's sleeping next to me with in chastity. I am really horny and in need to be someone's whore, just for sexting. Please be dirty and rough, I want to be treated badly :3 Kik: liadimitriou
Will pics be sent as well as chat
>>25587768
Yes post your Kik to never reply back
Any Wayne State anons on here? Msg me on kik. Toosh416
313 represent!
Zero to hero thread
Tell your stories of going from nothing to king of everything
>Be me
>21 about to turn 22
>Zero success with women, had to resort to fucking fat chicks and even that was hard to come by
>LostAllHope.jpeg
>Birthday
>Solid 9/10 girl responds to OKCupid message like 5 weeks late
>Hit if off where before all hope was lost
>Things going well, lots of shared interests
>She's bi, we send pictures of half naked women back & fourth
>She's basically a sugar momma, always giving me money and feeding me
>Be Happy
>Chick who stuck me in the Friendzone smells my happiness like blood in the water, dumps her boyfriend and hits me up
>"Lemme smash"
>OShit.jpeg
>Tell current girl
>"Dude you should totally fuck her, then tell me all about it"
>w0t
>"I like it when my guys fuck other women, it turns me on."
>W0T
>Two more old flames come out of the gutter
>All 8+/10
>All know about eachother
>All encouraging me to fuck the others
>All vying for my attention, trying to outdo eachother
>All of them will pretty much do whatever the hell I want them to
>Nudes without asking
>Absurd amounts of sex
>Main Girl brings up wanting to have an orgy with the side chicks
>Whatthefuckishappening.png
I'm still highly convinced that I'm dreaming but I really don't want to wake up. I'm about a month in with main girl and a week in with the harem.
>>25587012
"things that didn't happen" for $500 Alex
>>25587505
Tbh I don't fully believe it myself.
/r/TheRedPill worked some fucking wonders with me
>>25587012
Pic off face with time stamp if you look more than an 8 ill believe
anything goes kik group
Jfwcali
Tim is looking for more friends! There are no rules in Tim's house. Come join us!
Add widac
Any Discord or Kik groups for things like sissy, trap, captions, even just picture sharing
Also wouldnt mind like anime lewd trading and such just post a kik or discord name for me to message
Is there none out there
If you make a kik group and invite me, i'll invite some people i know
**HIGHLIGHT the mental illness discord server**
The first, the biggest and the best big warm kingdom of mental disorder. Come join our lush gardens and grounds.
>Opening our padded gates to, and welcoming all you depressives, schizos and freaks
this is for all you depressed and lonely fuckers
we care for you
you belong to us
https://discord.gg/4ekgscB
in the garden we are growin
many changes will be flowin
if you wanna be amazin
see the flowers we are raisin
discord is full of faggots
sage
I don't remember ever being on the server but I'm banned.
unfuck this
Add me on Snapchat Cutiewbootie2
Legit?
>>25584069
Wants money
>>25584657
Pay whore then, ty.
Boston / Massachusetts
Anybody else gonna show up tomorrow at the Common?
29/m here
>>25581017
Is hempfest tomorrow?
>>25581037
Free speech rally.
I'm gonna be in the sidelines looking for other forms of intelligent life
>>25581017
Fuck off CNN, you're not getting any epic stories from us.
I think tomboys are fucking hot
Can we get a Tomboy kik going?
Looks like no ones interested
>>25580198
Which is sad.
>>25578451
Loverboy is a good fucking band though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnHm4ro_l8s
This is my body after a full day of eating normal meals. I don't work out everyday but I do move around and work with out occasionally. I know I'm not fit but I wouldn't say I'm fat either ?
Would you say I have a decent body soc?
>>25576116
Looks good to me post more
>>25576122
>>25576116
You look fucking great, don't be so insecure.