Ask an escort anything!
>>24735025
How are you going to make money when you're old and used up?
>>24735025
How much do you charge for a gfe? Hour of mutual kissing, cuddling, oral and sex with bbbj to finish
>>24735025
If the gf catches you in the act and tries to hit you
Do you hit back ?
Or out of courtesy just take the bumps and run?
ITT: post your picture and others say what kind of Pokémon you'd be
>>24735125
Phanpy
>underage autism the thread
Christmas rate thread
>>24729384
Neckbeard/10
I'd totally fuck you. 9/10
Damn I should have rotated this so the hat would be on my head
>Where my aspie at?
>Anyone else around here Asperger?
>Have you ever tried having a normal social life?
http://aspennj.org/what-is-asperger-syndrome
>tfw you suddenly learn you're an aspie
Welp.
>>24728863
My brother's mildly aspie and it took me until this year (age 26) to realize I am too. It's to an even milder degree (I got socialized out of a lot of weird behavior since I'm a girl and people encourage girls socializing properly) and I do have a normal/active social life for the first time this year! Things have just fallen into place. Such a good feel. :)
Also my aspie traits tend to come out as positive things, like an insistence on being honest and weird/quirky habits that people think are sweet and cute. Feels good man
Except for my inability to handle noise and stress but whatever lol
J bles
>>24736695
qtboy31
add me, i'm bi
:)
No results, I wanna cum gimme the name
Its been a while since this challenge, but here it go. Lets see the girls out here do some onefingerselfiechallenge.
Bump with pic
No one?
Bump again
Anyone here ever get one of those hands free orgasm hypnosis files to work?
I've tried a few over the years but I get too worked up to get hypnotized.The first was jackpot no hands and I later tried a few from gone wild audio, always the same result of getting too excited.
Girl here. I've used youtuber ultrahypnosis and his hands free video worked on me twice
I've gotten a bit of pre cum once but I know your suppose to have like not jerked it for a week to get the full experience
>>24734815
I wonder if this isn't easier for girls, guys are more about physical stimulation
>>24734817
That could be it too, I was on my regular jerk off routine when I tried
Which are you, and if you want, explain how you came to find your meaning in life.
The thing I've enjoyed most in life is having good relationships with people. I'm not just saying romantic relationships, but being in good terms with friends/family, a partner etc. You don't need a lot, but having a few that I'm in good terms with always felt worth while to me.
But also it's not good to be co-dependent, so on the other side of the coin I've become as self-sufficient as possible. I've lived on my own for several years now, sure I have girlfriends off and on, but I've tried to make it so I don't really have to depend on others too much.
So being able to pay for my own place, stuff I enjoy, being in good terms with the few friends/family I have.
And also being able to enjoy things that please the senses, good food, massage, foreplay, art, asmr. I mean everyone has different things that pleases their senses the most.
But it's good to experiment and broaden your sensual experiences in general.
>>24734290
Definitely a humanist.
>>24734290
is there one for loneliness and the inability to feel another person's love? because that's me
no one will ever love me. everyone leaves eventually. loss is inevitable
What do you think would be the best part about raping some dumb, worthless, inferior cunt?
I think for me, it would be forcing your fat, dirty cock inside her dry pussy. 99% of the fun in raping some bitch has to be forcing yourself inside her in the first place. After you've subdued her physically and she has stopped screaming and fighting and realized that she's genetically inferior to you and there's nothing she can do to change that, she would quiet down a little and maybe hope that by acting like a pathetic, submissive cunt, she'd manage to manipulate you into pitying her.
But of course, you know better than to get played by some inferior fuck hole who's on the same mental and emotional level as a retarded child and you'd keep going despite all her miserable attempts.
As you try to push your fat cock inside her pussy and realize that it's dry, she'd probably feel relieved at first, thinking that there's no way you would ever try to go on because you'd probably hurt your dick too if you tried to push it in. But as she notices your determined expression and as you pin her down harder and keep forcing your dick in, uncontrollable screams and sobs would burst out of her throat, as you not only humiliate her, but actually hurt her physically in the most intimate area of her body, but you'd keep going anyway, enjoying her desperate wails and watching all the tears roll down her face, your dick getting harder with each thrust.
Eventually, you'd cum inside her and impregnate her and leave her to cry alone, naked and helpless, and forcing her to go to a hospital to confront their staff's judgmental looks and to undergo countless medical procedures as if she were some sort of lab rat.
Finally, a doctor would literally dig inside her cunt and remove the baby you planted inside her, traumatizing her permanently and making her emotionally incapable of fulfilling her only genetic purpose and causing her to kill herself when she realizes how worthless she is.
>>24734213
I want to kill you
>no trump girls in los angeles
>>24733263
feel for you anon. no ancaps in OC. fucking hillary lovers everywhere
>>24733277
>ancaps
Ugh
>>24733277
I used to be an ancap. Eventually you get tired of defending people who only want to take away your rights. Or want you dead. They are usually happy with either.
who wants to share dick picks?
>>24731038
Add Nonof900
Please add me:
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Add
heyletsnudes
Dick Rate thread!
Rate my dick please! It's eight and a half inches long and two inches thick. What do you think?
I'll also post more if anyone requests~
Also my kik is _ChampionOfAss_ if anyone wants it.
>>24720624
That's a fucking 9.5/10 you've got there
iytfkgvl
>>24709627
this time I better get a gud one
Gimme a good qt
C'mon, give me a good one
Anyone selling weed in Bend, Oregon? Lookin to get blazed
yeah its called a dispensary.
Its fucking legal dude.
My thread
>>24735911
Cool! Lets def see them feet, armpits etc...You are a good looking guy, def don't shave off body hair, you look great the way you are.
>>24735943
I can show my feet, but I don't understand why you want to see those armpits so much, that's pretty weird.:3
>>24735970
I'd prefer more balls please