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Ayee 973 Wayne
Male
Kik is SAZIXX
Snap is caprisun640
Tell me ur from doc and hmu first

/ladies
kek

you mean a fat fuck? nah

You got really tiny lips, don't grow your hair out a buzz cut would look good on you. Get some more sun you look like you could use it. Of you can't grow facial hair well don't bother at all. You look kinda skinny, unless you wanna go for the Twink mode put on some pounds and it will help out some definition on you face. (Skinny babyfaces can usually benefit from a little chub) all of this advice I'm giving you could be bullshit though.

>>24860111
Joined it last thread, great fun with the guys. A few fit birds aswell. Yanks who want brits are in short supply here c;

https://discord.gg/eduPvcF

Link that won't expire^

bump for hot poz loads

Christ these surveys are getting a bit long...

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>>24859858

23/M/straight unless i get fooled by the most convincing trap in the world
>>In a relationship?
im a fucking trainwreck
>>MBTI
INTP/INTJ but this is kinda not all that important
>>Location
U S A
>>Race
half gook, half cracker
>>Birthplace
Providence, Rhode Island
>>Religion
none
>>Job/school
odd jobs, college soon
>>Favorite books
blood meridian, meditations by m. aurelius, the road, anything bleak and realistic is what i read
>>Favorite movies/TV
mr robot, true detective, the lives of others, the deer hunter, full metal jacket, clockwork orange, 28 days later,
>>Favorite music
pink floyd, death grips, slowdive, sneaker pimps, david bowie, joy division/new order, crystal castles, radiohead and some other weird shit
>>Favorite sports
my knees is fucked
>>Favorite vidya
anything that isn't really nerdy
>>Hobbies
getting fucked up, shooting guns, writing when the inspiration hits, autistically listening to music 24/7, internet browsing for information, reading philosophy/psychology/manuals.
>>Favorite color
green
>>Do you always wear a seatbelt?
nah
>>Worst injury you have ever had?
appendix = boom
>>Spookiest experience you've ever had?
hallucinogenic side effect of waking up to ethereal shadow figures covered in static staring at me from the corner of the room
>>Stupidest thing you've ever done?
appeared to a military formation hungover wearing spandex underwear and a shirt
>>Do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
absolutely
>>Are you autistic?
ADHD
>>If you could have one wish, what is it?
crustpunk girlfriend artist/musician/photographer to compliment my writing
>>Dream job
adapting my writing into cinema for lack of goals in life
>>Life goals
see above
>>Favorite website
google
>>Something you wish you were really good at
drawing/architecture
>>Something you are really good at
writing, which is a useless talent lets be honest
>>Biggest regret
picking a shitty army job
>>Something you hate
my mental disorders

>Sex
M
>Age
28
>Sexual orientation
Straight
>In a relationship
Married
>Location
Belize
>Race
Europe & mestizo
>Religious beliefs
None
>Job/school
Security & college part time
>Favorite movies/TV
If it's got Clint Eastwood
>Favorite music
Metal & electronic
>Favorite vidya
Starcraft & overwatch
>Favorite color
>Closest to death you have been?
Several times
>Have you ever been in a car crash?
Yup
>Worst injury you have ever had?
Rock to head
>Favorite color
>Most scared you have ever been?
Almost getting so bitch
>Stupidest thing you've ever done?
Other then unprotected sex lots of stuff with fire and alcohol
>Shower before sex/oral?
Yup and
>Do you wash your hands after you pee, every time?
Before I pee clean hands before touching junk
>Most difficult thing you have ever attempted
Military academy
>Favorite 4chan boards
B K fi
>Dream job
EOD
>Life goals
House degree
>Worst memory
Generally getting hurt or some bad things I'm ashamed of
>Something you wish you were really good at
Overwatch
>Something you are really good at
Starcraft
>Biggest regret
Not doing more crazy shit that I cou have gotten away with

>>24859122
Prove you are you first

8/10.

That's not even flaccid...

its not flaccid if it defies gravity

>>24856707
>>24856739
But its not hard. How would you call it then?

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>>24833648
Are you a...

>>24833648
Not bad 8/10

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>>24833648
You're a decent looking boy. 6/10

>>24860650
(obviously) not her.

Nice tits though.

Vaginas don't get loose, you nitwit. They can stretch but honestly, not enough for you not to feel it grip you unless you have a tiny dick

>>24860631

Yeah the post was about stretching it and I still feel it, but barely until it tightens back up again

>>24860018
Try meetup.com

bumble. Less users though. Girl has 24 hours to message you before you disappear. The girls are hotter on there

Lost my virginity to a guy on here. Years later, we're dating.
I had to deal with a lot of shitty guys before I found one worth my time.
Don't be a shitty guy.

i have had sex with a handful of guys on here, only 1 turned out to not be an asshole or a psycho

>>24855530
kind of subjective. no one self identifies as shitty. if i am i probably dont even know it. how long has the relationship been going on?

Never posted on this board but im going to drink now for this thread

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>>24858491
YOU FUCKING BETTER, FAGGOT
DRINKING IS ALL THERE IS TO LIFE
4CHAN, ALCOHOL, AND 10+ DICKS

>>24858493
Lmao. What are you?

Girl I want to jerk off at right now
Kik rnddnm

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Some more

>>24858338
Keep it coming I'm harder

>>24857136
Pic related isn't ugly, but it isn't you.

Do you have Kik?

How old are you? You look rather young..