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/sci/-related humour thread
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/r/ing the one with the geologist at a party with his back at the wall and says something with 'gneiss cleavage'
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>>8538540
Kekd
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>>8538549
The sage, lol
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>>8538643
me likey
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>>8538670
>not simply checking the last digit of the number
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>>8538729
The code doesn't even work.

Also you don't check the last digit you check the last bit. Unless you have a decimal computer.
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>>8538644
Lost it at the cell cycles.
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>>8538729
I think thats part of the joke.
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WTF is this bullshit.
why the fuck do I have to wait to post?
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>>8538880
took me a while to catch on to what the fuck s going on
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>>8538914
brainlet
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>>8538877
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>>8538954
Congrats. You made me guffaw on public transit.
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>>8538954
Kek. This guy was the substitute lecturer on maxwell's equations yesterday for my calc class.
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>>8538682
Giggled
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>>8538768

Why couldn't you do this, I don't understand?
Convert from an int to a str type. check the last char in the string against the 5 even endings?
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>>8539169
the absolute madman
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>>8539169
I zozzled, but it's obviously fake.
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>>8538560
Got me
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>>8539229
It's funny because the teacher appeared to take it seriously anyway.
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>>8538880
What math should I learn to understand this
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>>8539489
IUTT
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>>8539504
Don't make me look up weird shit
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What do you call a room filled with the RNC pointing in the air?
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>>8539201
Variables are stored as bytes, which are base 2 conversions. If you wanted to check if it's even, just check if the byte ends in a 0.
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>>8539535

>'Look everyone!' Cruz has returned!'
>'Hand over the delegates Dahnald and nobody gets hurt.'
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>>8539169
>61%
Fucking hell mate, I've done worse on some essays than that.
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>>8539489
complex numerical analisis in geometric spaces.
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>>8538540
>numerologist
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>>8538670
>the number is false
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>>8538632

you should leave this board
this is the big bang level
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>>8539201

Honestly kill yourself
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>>8538560

Lold
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>>8538560
Chuckled
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>>8539733
>tfw you handed in a 2 page essay that was only one page long and every other line was unreadable because your printer was crapping out and still got 44/50
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>>8538666
>engineering
I can't imagine being too young to do anything an engineer can do.
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>>8538736
But that's not even difficult.
We DON'T use the integral in quantum; not for anything that's quantized, at least. Literally the first quantum mechanics was defined by the use of non-integrals (Rayleigh and Jeans fucked this up and used the integral, and got the wrong answer, Planck said "no integrals" and got the right answer).
The second part, while valid, doesn't violate anything; again, nobody is assuming that's continuous. It violates nothing. This is 2nd year stuff.

I hope you guys aren't ACTUALLY all just freshmen in engineering... Right?
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>>8538643
9 - 3/(1/3) + BB(7918) = BB(7918)

I don't even know where to start on the BB part other than perhaps probabilities, but fuck if the rest of it isn't the additive identity of fucking 0
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>>8539121
Fucking saved.
SMBC is so good sometimes.
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>>8539201
just use fucking modulo 2
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>>8540419
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>>8538634
So, uh... where does one acquire?
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>>8538856
>Schopenhauer
>/sci/ - science and math
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>>8540641
>not taking an unsigned and doing AND 1

gay

>>8539201
Hey man, I know CS is tough and all, but I'll always be here for you to assist you with your suicide.
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>>8538540
The title though. Do people really think so little of pure mathematics?
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>>8540781
No. Only retards confuse number theory with numerology.
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>>8538736
hey I took that ss on my phone :^)
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>>8540724
philosophy is the father of science.
also fuck you.
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>>8539489
>>8538914

>there are people on /sci/ who have never done pre-calc
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>>8540788
Keep dreaming, brainlet.
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>>8539169
sad fact the kid who did this died recently
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>>8540588
i knew that too but i thought the response was funny
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>>8538880
I love gifs that illustrate math
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>>8541149
you might enjoy this one (too big for 4chan)
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>>8541073
lold
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bump
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Can someone post the thread where some anon made a nuclear reactor in his basement and later went to the hospital?
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>>8538658
keked heartily
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>>8538546
>Drawn by butthurt Philosophy major

One of my favorite's.
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>>8538658
Holy fuck my sides.
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>>8541073
Lost
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>>8541825
I know a postdoc like that.
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>>8538643
>Busy Beaver
No thank you.
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kek. thanks, paperanon
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>>8538670
This just enters an infinite loop if num isn't 2...
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>>8539169
lost here
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>>8538729
>>8538768
you're both doing it the hard way. find the remainder mod 2, if it's 1 it's odd otherwise even
here:
>return num % 2 == 0
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>>8542325
return n&1
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>>8542718
These never get old
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>>8538877
My sedimentology and stratigraphy teacher has that on his door.
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>>8538634
kek i remember that thread
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>>8539489
You learn all except the last one in high school..
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What DC comics think about scientists
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>>8542070
>O.Hai and I. B. Hakkenshit
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>>8542718
This would have been funnier without the "cuck" and the ub3r h4x0r part.
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>>8538670
>the number is false
gets me every time
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>>8539169
Holy shit. I haven't laughed in months. Thanks guy
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>>8538673
kek
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>>8541075
Kek
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>>8541073
the area seems pretty obviously bounded. maybe he means the circumference is getting unbounded?
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>>8540788
and, in a way, single celled organisms in the ocean are "fathers" of complex mammalian life on land.

still, you wouldnt try to have an intelligent discussion with marine bacteria now, would you?

would you??
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>>8543236
But anon 1 kb IS 1000 bytes, 1kib is 1024
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>>8543444
How can a purely complex number ever equal a real number?
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>>8543530
>implying that real numbers aren't also complex numbers
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>>8538636
This was funnier when it was just the tweet
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>>8542259
No it just keeps increasing i until it reaches 2147483647
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>>8543541
>implying the real numbers aren't actually isomorphic to a subset of complex numbers
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>>8543415
Well if it's a 3d shape with any thickness then it is the area that's getting unbounded but the volume stays bounded.
Still the whole joke there is that he meant painting with a brush or something and wasn't aware of that strange physical property of liquids that they are able to flow into all the nooks and crannies of objects.
Which brings me to the last point: paint molecules are not infinitely small so at some iteration they'd stop getting into the smaller holes of the figure. I don't think we even need to go beyond the realm of possibility there, since paint molecules are pretty huge and we can make structures that are pretty small. But I guess I'm getting into the realm of philosophy there since the ultimate question is "what's the definition of painted"
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>>8543647
is this book real?
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>>8543589
damn....

and 0.999...=1 ....
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>>8542061
Better
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>>8539489
algebra 2?
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>>8543978
Thanks anon.
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>>8543148
>Journal of Apocryphal Chemistry
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>>8538682
kek'd
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>>8542054
Cited 291 times? wtf.

https://academia.stackexchange.com/questions/9602/rediscovery-of-calculus-in-1994-what-should-have-happened-to-that-paper
>I think it truly is a bit sad that the paper made it past the researcher, her immediate colleagues and friends, a Yale professor of electrical engineering who is thanked for “his expert review”, and most importantly reviewers, without someone giving the author a hint.
>In my opinion, the most optimistic view is to see it as an educational paper: the method is not new, but that particular medical community didn't know about it, so it was worth publishing. However, that is not what the paper states: the author clearly presents the method as new and names it after her.
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>>8542070
lul
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>>8542070
>>8544764
explain
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A recent Harvard research showed that the average human has 1.85 legs.

http://www.stat.harvard.edu/Colloquia_Content/Legs185.pdf
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>>8543575
No it doesn't ever get increased if i is not equal to num. Look at the code again
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>>8543820
https://www.amazon.de/Introductory-Calculus-Infants-Omi-Inouye/dp/0987823914
yes its real
here comes the best part
>It is colourful and interesting for a little child, but it is a little bit hard to understand

being to stupid for a book made for infants is beyond me
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>>8544868
In related news: Statisticians have demanded to be allowed to carry bombs onto airplanes with the reasoning "the probability of two bombs being on the same plane is insignificant"
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>>8538560
my pops worked on his case.
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>>8540772
2s complement still holds parity. Taking unsigned is unnecessary.
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>>8545527
Is this implying that writing proofs involves having a lot of wrong turns, or that proofs usually have a lot of unnecessary bullshit but it's the only way that it's been solved for now?
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>>8545610
Mathematicians usually just publish right after they find a proof, and don't bother spending time trying to reduce it and really understand what's going on. Proving something is only halfway to understanding why it'd true
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>>8543304
>>8542067
Topkek
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>>8545650
>>8545610
I thought it states that mathemiticians take years and a lot of "thinking bridges" to get a proof done but then just release a reduced and compact version which doesn't help with understanding it at all.
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>>8544788
In the US, pseudoephedrine was a key ingredient in cough syrups. It's also a convenient precursor to making methamphetamine, which is illegal. People making meth would buy lots of cough syrup to extract the psuedoephedrine for making meth. Because of this, cough syrup with pseudoephedrine is really hard to get now. Lot's of cough syrups use much less effective replacements, and ones that do still have pseudoephedrine have to be dispensed directly by a pharmacist. The paper proposes using (plentiful black market) methamphetamine and reversing the usual synthesis to get pseudoephedrine.

tl;dr, it's lampooning the War on Drugs.
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>>8545610
>>8545713
This is sort of it. More what it's referencing is that the both the collective and individual efforts to prove something generally go all over the place in every direction with many false leads and dead ends (and beneficial tangents too) before something is found that works.

In the case of the Poincare conjecture (theorem) that the comic is talking about, the final proof ended up relying on Ricci-Hamilton flow as the "correct" tool but it's not as though that was the first or even the hundredth thing somebody tried applying to the Poincare conjecture
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>>8538658
Oh god
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>tfw no humor related to my area of expertise

Was EE a meme all along?
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>>8546018
>>tfw no humor related to my area of expertise

A 747 was flying along and was full of Polish people. As they were going past some beautiful landmarks, the pilot came over the intercom and instructed all who were interested in seeing the landmark to look out the right side of the plane. Many passengers did so, and the plane promptly crashed. Why?

[math]\mathbf{Spoiler} % Too many poles in the right hand plane [/math]
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>>8546052
Thanks mane.
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>>8538729
>not modulo

PAJEET
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>>8542125
Had a similar experience as a student.
>Topic is how to determine volume by integrating small parts
>Chose sphere
>TA demonstrates integrating a stack of cylinders on top of each other to make up a sphere.
>TA succeeds
>Everyone cheers!
>TA feels superhuman
>TA wants to demonstrate getting the same result ... using coaxial cylinder shells.
>TA starts struggling
>something is wrong
>TA starts sweating
>something goes completely wrong
>TA uses the entire lecture and nearly collapses, having failed to proof.
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>>8543444
>But anon 1 kb IS 1000 bytes, 1kib is 1024
No.

1 kb is 1 kilo bits, not kilo bytes.
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>>8538880
>>8539489
are you fucking kidding me
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>>85386
haha buzzwords

kill yourself
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>>8540389
>misspells analysis
>high school level "calculus" fag
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>>8545598
CLOSE
THE FUCKING
PARENTHESE
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>>8543530
S = { x | x ∈ ℕ, x ∈ C }

retard
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>>8546660
AWW GODDAMN I FUCKED UP

*R
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>>8541063
Could have bluffed and said they were organized by grade, there's a good chance it'd work.
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>>8539169
Fuck that was good!
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>>8546673
embarrassing
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>>8546916
kek
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>>8546687
WOULD THIS WORK
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>>8538914
>took me awhile to catch on to waht the fuck is going on...

that the stick man is using semaphore to spell out the numbers or the fact that the math in the GIF is completely wrong. y=k? bullshit. Y cant equal K because then it would be Y.
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>>8547006
Try it yourself and find out
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>>8538549
This thing about soccer balls could be incorrect. Fewer panels doesn't always lead to more air resistance. This is the reason golf balls have dimples http://entertainment.howstuffworks.com/sports/golf/basics/question37.htm
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>>8538658
Can someone explain this 1?
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>>8547122
/sci/ constantly has these retard arguments about whether or not 1+2+3+4... would equal -1/12
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>>8540579

then whats a best way to learn thermodynamics, come on enlighten us faggot.
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>>8538549
That's actually pretty good. Very quirky writing still yet still entertaining.
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>>8538658

Does this mean that -12-24-36-48-...-n = 1?
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>>8538869
Can't tell if you're athiest or not...
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>>8538538
fake and gay
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>>8547006
Only if your legs are strong enough.
How many kilometers high can you jump?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYETuh5iurY
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>>8547232
I can ascend by kicking the air
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>>8546687
>>8547006
>>8547232
If you change momentum so much that you stop falling or reverse direction (jump up), your body will get hit just as hard by the deceleration and it'd be no better than hitting the ground. You could only use it to halve your speed, and get hit twice at half the intensity
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>>8547006
I guess the chair can't get destroyed enough to save you
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>>8542325
>Calls an O(1) solution harder then this O(n) piece of garbage
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>>8546052
Wahh, this is neat way of making spoiler tags here!
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>>8547006
Yeah I used to do this all the time when I was still a grad student and was too lazy to walk all the way down to the free food stuffs the idiots from the BioNanotech department had every Wednesday. But I had to stop because my promoter got tired of having to buy new chairs so frequently.
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>>8538658
neato
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>>8547377

>32 bit division is O(n)

Uhuh.

http://cs.stackexchange.com/questions/1643/how-can-we-assume-that-basic-operations-on-numbers-take-constant-time
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>>8546206
>not "(num & 1) == 0"
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>>8547006
Yes, haven't you seen all the youtube videos where they jump from a plane with a stool in their hand and when they approach the ground with hundreds of miles per hour they make sure they stool is right under their feet and then they step off right before impact?
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>>8539172
Why don't they give him a full time position? he's brilliant.
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>>8539489
basic
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>>8539504
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>>8542070
> Readily available meth
what a legend
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>>8543575
Even if it did, i would jump from 2147483646 to –2147483648 and the loop would never exit.
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>>8539535
Nobody got this one?

A conservative vector field
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>>8539169
>page is to big
This is like a math teacher messing up basic arithmetic. Embarrassing.
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>>8540963
source or I call bullshit
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>>8545529
medical subhuman here, can someone explain this? seems potentially interesting but I lack the maths to intuit it
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>>8548886
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1_%2B_2_%2B_3_%2B_4_%2B_%E2%8B%AF
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>>8548649
Who else here likes Mathematical Mathematics Memes on Facebook?
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>>8548971
that guy ripped all 3 of his posts from that page

they Banepost on occasion and I see a lot of their shit on here so I'd imagine there's a fair amount of crossover
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>>8546648
Is that what you think the singular of 'parentheses' is?

Follow up question: do you really think you're allowed to complain about people making correctable errors if you make such errors yourself?
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old but gold :^D
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>>8539525
What book is that from and what was the chapter about?
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>>8547263
A mathematician would just take an infinite number of chairs and reduce his falling speed incrementally.

A physicist is visiting Los Angeles. As he takes photos from the top of a skyscraper and helpfully points out the position of a couple of amateur aeronatus to them upon request, the fire alarms sound. Trapped atop the building, his only chance of surviving is to jump from the building into a tiny swimming pool several stories below him. He quickly pulls out a few slips of paper and a pen, and frantically scribbles on them. Then he stands up, takes a deep breath, jumps and flies off into orbit. What happened?
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>>8549728
He changed his reference frame and the direction of gravity for his falling body problem... I guess
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>>8549734
Well, yes. The answer is "sign error".
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>>8548696
Python uses bigintegers in such cases so it won't overflow.
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you don't even need to anything at this point.
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>>8550068
numberphile more like letterphile
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>>8549581
>BSc in EE
>hold the horses
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>>8550068
Kek i just saw that in my sub box, do they do it on purpose?
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>>8538666
I used this book for thermo.

It isn't that complicated of a book.
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>>8549728
if he floated, it's cos he declared himself to have 0 potential
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>>8538553
i love this one
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>>8550068
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>>8549581
>>8550319

The engineer explicitly said even he couldn't get the answer right nor explain the common core approach.
He was making an obvious joke and did it on purpose but the autist who wrote that paragraph below didn't get it.
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Not sure if this one has been posted yet

Also have a Youtube Poop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7JlbnvGpVE
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>>8550850
>implying
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>>8549649
looks like it's about the hairy ball theorem
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>>8550787
>mfw recommended
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>>8538538
>This guy walks up to you and your girl in math class and slaps her in the ass. What do you do?
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>>8550950
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>>8549581
i bet that engineer was sucking a dick when he wrote that letter
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>>8549581
nice false flag desu
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>>8545535
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>>8538869
wut... the intelligent design is just modeled after the functional product of trial-and-error evolution. Do people really believe the "god made man" meme?
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>>8546227
kekked
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>>8546211
Well, this is easy. All you need to do is buy a 10-mile radius plot of land in a desert along with a private plane ride for a year later at that location. You will escape the bears and gain a fortune in their dead corpses.
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>>8550886
>Check out my haircut man.
lmao
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>>8547122
The sum of all numbers is equal to -1/12 according to I can't remember what.
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>>8548886
Watch this :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sD0NjbwqlYw
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>>8545535
>4 people
>1 pizza
no

>inb4 american
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>>8552167
do americans actually do this?
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>>8548649
[eqn]i^i={(e^{\ln(i)})}^i=e^{i\ln(i)}=e^{i{\frac{i\pi}{2}}}=e^{-\frac{\pi}{2}}=\frac{1}{\sqrt{e^\pi}} \approx 0.20787957635[/eqn]
Is it really that hard not to be a brainlet?
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>>8538729
Bruh that's a one liner. You just use mod.

return num%2==0? true:false;
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>>8552212
do you have to worry about which branch of ln you take when you substitute ln(i) for ipi/2?

I haven't taken complex in a long time but I remember my russian prof always busting our balls over branches of Log, deriving 1/2 = 1/5 and shit like that from equations that looked fine (like yours.)
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>>8552178
Depending on the pizza size and toppings, for sure. 2 slices for each person might only be ~400 calories, which is hardly a meal
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>>8539201

This is a joke guys, he is making a joke.
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>>8552370
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imaginary_unit#i_raised_to_the_power_of_i
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>>8538540

>tfw people don't realize that the title is a fucking glorious cherry on top.
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>>8542259

No. It prints out "The number is even." for every even number from 2 to 2147483647 (1073741823 times) and then after that prints "The number is false."
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>>8539489

Sacred quantum geometry.
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>>8549025
Parentheses and parenthesis are both used to designate either a pair of the symbols or a single symbol. Is there an accepted alternative? I'm genuinely curious.
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>>8540588
i'm just a humble mathfag but thanks for the enlightening post
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>>8544682
this is actually how algebra: chapter 0 introduces groups
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>>8553137
it's a screenshot from the book bro
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>>8545535
a family of 4 anorexics, maybe
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>>8553254
To a pack of wolves, maybe.
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>>8548645
el oh el!
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>>8553254
American spotted
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>>8538634
so this is what developing pedos do in their free time?
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>>8538634
Wow
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>>8538544
I will never not laugh at all the retards with non-asians with asian tattoos on them
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>>8538560
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>>8539169
holy shit im dying
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>>8538634
what the fuck
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>>8539169
How'd he get a damn 61%
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>>8538634
Someone add a final "/sci/ - Science & Math" banner please.
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>>8539169
Lost it at fucking Dr Dre. Jesus Christ, my fucking sides. Fucking fuck.
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>>8541825
poor lad, those students are cunts
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>>8542067
My gen chem prof literally said that nature was one of the most prestigious chemistry publishers in the west, and that it's very difficult to get your research on there. What is this horseshit?
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>>8538549
I interpret this as sci-fi wherein a lonely girl is dating an expensive android, but the story is told from the perspective of the machine. The machine's actions aren't highlighted, but rather, its thoughts are. Its cold, analytical thoughts.

>>8547111
>I knew that fewer panels meant that the ball traveled through the air with less air resistance
>less air resistance
Misread.

Also, general statements are usually meant to be taken as statistical tendencies and not actually how all instances behave in all conditions.
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>>8538634
>>8553579
It's much more representative of the /agdg/ threads over on /vg/.

Never change, /agdg/.
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>>8538736
>>8540588
Even if the specific energy levels are quantized, the integral is still important when considering the probabilistic distributions of electrons in a three-dimensional space, which is what he was asking about. It's more a question of statistics than of quantum mechanics as a whole.

Also, I've long been convinced that this board is full of insecure undergrads. I came here a lot as an undergrad and wound up learning something new every now and then just by lurking the board.

I think a good estimate of the actual expertise of these discussions would be around the level of people with associate's degrees in physics/pre-engineering, above community college but below university-level. For topics beyond that, actual discussion seems to slow down significantly.
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>>8552277
>not just return num%2==0;
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>>8553600
No, he is right.

Science and Nature are top tier publications. Focus is a little wider than most other publications in that they want things a little more flashy/astounding/illustrated bordering on tabloid, yet still scientifically top notch.

Also articles in one field is meant to be mostly readable to scientists ion other fields, the purpose being to not lose track of the overall picture in science in general.

So yes, getting an article there hard. Getting a front page article requires also a very nice and colourful diagram or figure.
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>>8542731
This guy is right:

Modulo is not sure to be optimized for base 2. Worst case the CPU is assigned to do integer divisions which are both super slow in instructions and also clog up CPU pipelines.

The fast way is to do:

return (num & 0x1);
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>>8553857
The really skilled people get tired of that, go get a comfy cottage and do their own science in isolation from all the stupid fancy pants air-castle building and patting-each-others-back in publishing.
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>>8553875
There's a fair share of skilled people burning themselves out trying to reach those air castles too, my friend.
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>>8553879

Yeah. I'm not skilled enough to do that stuff so I'm doomed to try and steer and whip the ones who have the potential. Quite fun. I can act out my frustrations of being a failure myself.
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>>8553875
>>8553879
>>8553907
>Burnout
Yup, I saw a lot of it, had my share of near fatal accidents and I got out and into industry. Thankfully only a few of the accidents left permanent damage.

It is when you risk incineration in your lab that burnout doesn't seem so bad.
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>>8554020
t. Trump voter
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>>8542054
Did he really just copy how an integral works and get published? I am no mathematician so I might got this wrong. please enlighten me
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>>8545598
oh fuck I know this exercise. This is sheet 9 from the DS at TUM, right? They fixed the parenthese (but not the "hfkkthxbb") by the way.
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>>8538546
Kekd
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>>8543678
Correct. Saying that the object isn't properly painted because the paint molecules don't fit into the smaller infinite spaces, is similar to saying that nothing is truly painted because of the electromagnetic repulsion of all atoms.
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>>8539489
Math. Just math.
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>>8539525
>consider a spherical cow
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>>8542718
>sasha grey built a sex robot and it's beautiful

>we hire a hitman to kill pewdiepie
>by the government of sweden
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>>8545539
Didn't the Native Americans suffer between 6 and 10 hitlers?
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https://www.amazon.com/Discrete-Mathematics-Ducks-Sarah-Marie-Belcastro/dp/1466504994
>buy now

>>8546052
I doubt a lot of people here know the basics of control theory. That's on the later end of undergrad study.
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>>8548435
Dear God
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