If your STEM degree has the word technology, management, science,

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>>7853768
Computer Science

>>7853768

Neurotechnology

have fun being a lab equipment stooge

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>TFW Information Technology Management major

>>7853768
[math]Mechanical~Engineer[/math]
[math]ez~dosh~from~idiots~desu~senpai[/math]

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>>7853775

>>7853954
Uh huh

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>>7853768
You mean my BA in "information science technology management" is useless?

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!

>>7853954
nice meme you child

>>7855042
>implying it's not true

>>7853954
Hey there highschool math teacher

>Engineering science
OP btfo

>>7853768
w-what about product design?

>>7855234
>implying a CS degree is worth the paper its printed on

You got a 4 year degree in something that can be learnt in less than a year of self study.

>>7853954
Idc. It's the most interesting field out there right now and the most practical.

>>7856834
Learn it on your own

>>7853768
Information technology management science major reporting in. You're just buttmad because your major is inferior.

Is the german "Informatik" at university the same as the "computer science" you all are always talking about? The way you talk about computer science doesn't fit Informatik at all

We have one programming lecture every semester-, that's all, I don't know how this is supposed to be "code monkey"

It's not like I care if you start breathing heavy and type 1000 words to insult me

in Italy pure Chemistry is called ''Chemistry and chemical technologies''.

Am I doomed?

>>7857318
From what I read, German informatik is worse than American computer science. It's more like software engineering. Even less math and more useless business buzzword spouting courses. And I agree, the Java programming courses are shit tier and don't give you any qualifications for employment as a code monkey.

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>>7853768
How does a Bachelor of Advanced Science with Honours sound?
https://www.uq.edu.au/study/program.html?acad_prog=2341

>>7853768

Laboratory analysis

Guess I'm (not) fucked

>>7857320
Italy has some of the worst programmes on the planet. I'm not trying to be offensive, but they really need to do something, I've only seen terrible researchers come out of Italian institutions.

>implying Physics and Mathematics aren't the extreme poverty tier meme degrees
u got cuck'd

>>7853768
Systems Engineering.

>>7857440
>average math major starting salary is 70k
>poverty tier

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>>7853768
>Ph.D. in Library Science
>any job I want
>$30k starting

>>7857333
Avdoru?

>medical technology

I'm fucked

>>7857524
>average salary isn't in mathematics
>most math majors become banker wankers

pls no meme

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>>7857669
mune ga sawagadasu natsu ga iromekidasu

>>7857333
Sounds like some idiot Australian meathead thinks he's smarter than the other idiot Australian meatheads. Good on ya m88

>>7855423
Good luck getting a job. Your fringe examples of cookie cutter enterprise "developers" need not be used in a rebuttal.

>>7853768
So, any STEM degree then? Bachelor of SCIENCE in any STEM field etc?

>>7857687
Number 2 is a joke

>>7857947
>implying it doesn't happen all the damn time
>implying employers don't love stem majors who are self taught in CS
>implying CS majors aren't the worse at their own damn field

top kek

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>>7857318
y

>>7853954

What about Software Engineering?

>>7857687

Data Science pay is so high because no-one knows what the fuck it is. Like software development used to be.

>>7857318
My gf has a masters in informatics, and I did all of her coding/technical work with next to no effort.

Pleb as fuck

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>>7858456

It's not engineering and even worse than CS