your privilege, humans pls check.

> its got a bigger brain
> can't even walk
This proves that smaller brains means better intelligence :^)

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>>7846096
bigger brain = more rape

>>7846096
I dolphin brain is superior, why do they tricks for human entertainment?
Dolphin make bubble hoop to copy human technology and practice gangbang.
Why no dolphin city? Why no dolphin space race?

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>>7846122
dophin's are superior enough to know that technology makes no difference in the end. dolphin's smart enough to know that a life of playing in the ocean is best life.

>>7846122
They do the tricks because they have been subjugated and imprisoned by an ape and want their sardine treats
Are you from the city or something? Do you really crave to live in space?

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Sperm whales have much bigger brains.

>>7846096
Decoding sonar probably explains it.

>>7846145
They also have a much larger set of muscles they need to control.

This is why you need to control for animal weight when comparing brain sizes.

actually octopus' is far more intelligent than any other animal despite having less brainmass

>>7846102
By that logic, we humans are the secons dumbest creatures on the planet.

>>7846148
either this or the dolphins neurons aren't as powerful as ours.

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>>7846154
Yes, but in that case humans win.

>>7846175
Actually, here's a better table:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Encephalization_quotient

Humans are even better.

>>7846144
The explanation is that you should hang yourself

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CHECKMATE HUMANS

http://m.digitaljournal.com/article/258993#tab=comments&sc=0&local=

>>7846096

So long and thanks for all the fish

>Btw I'm a dolphin

density/buoyancy matter here?

>>7846096
And apes have progressed into the stone age, with tools, language, and proto-culture, while having smaller brains.

Regardless, bottle nose dolphins are cute and might actually be DTF, which is really all that matters in terms of inter-species interaction.

>>7846096
Come back to me when dolphins are smart enough to achieve nuclear fusion.

>>7846218
>>Btw I'm a dolphin
but how do you type with no fingers to type with? you're flippers are too big.

>>7846096
The important question is if dolphins are capable of giving consent.

>>7846096
But is the cortex as thick as ours?

>>7846259
Oh okay, as said hang yourself

>>7846184
I'm surprised rats and mice aren't high on there

>>7846253
>using a keyboard to type
>not uploading thoughts directly digitally
Typical human brainlet

Why hasn't anyone mentioned the important fact that humans have 10 fingers?
This is what it's all about.

>>7846175
Honestly, you should NOT use full body weight to compare this shit, just muscle weight. Blubber needs no neurons yo.

>>7846137
I agree with this. The only time they really interact with people is to play with them or protect them. They see us as clumsy children.

>>7846596
blubber has feeling and thus needs neurons, just not as many

>>7846645
There's a billion, thousand makes no difference.

>>7846122
And rape them.

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>>7846137

>>7846232
>>7846243
Dolphins don't have civilization because a human-style civilization is impossible when you're a) In the fucking ocean and b) have no hands or similar appendage

>>7846427
where? in your imagination?
as said, hang yourself.

>>7846096
Ugh. What an ugly brain.

>>7847600
I know, humans are repulsive in every single way.

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How far away are we from the completion of the super dolphin computer?

Why aren't they as or more intelligent than humans? they live in water so shouldn't the lower stress needed to move mean they should have plenty of extra resources to use on their brain?

>>7846145
Chimps are total retards. Gas them

>>7846096
Well we're superior because we dont have a dick for brains.

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>hurdurr size matters
>hurrdurr cpu so small cant do shit
>hurrdurr cpu is just sand glued together

>>7849093
We will if they decide to rape women and steal flatscreen TVs

>>7846175
Has anyone compared the EQ of various races?

>>7846096
Dolphins need a big brain to remember where the rape caves are.

>>7846122
>I dolphin brain is superior, why do they tricks for human entertainment?

Dolphin here.

Is for our entertainment. Enjoy seeing people clap their hands together and bark, reduced to ape that they are, over simple dolphin swimming what we do every day.

>Dolphin make bubble hoop to copy human technology and practice gangbang.

Dolphin rape human all the time, no consequence. Human rape dolphin? You survive, your legal system rape you even harder than we will.

>Why no dolphin city? Why no dolphin space race?

Implying.

>>7846122
they know that this life is merely a prelude to heaven so they don't take it too seriously.

Just because the brain is bigger doesn't mean the animal is smarter

>>7848871
no opposable digits so no tools. so no technology

>>7846448
>Brainlet

>>7852144
I don't think that's true, I'm pretty sure human's have the highest brain mass %. I can't find any valid references to tree shrews having 10% on google.

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intelligence is subjective

>>7852147
Ignore Dolphin posts.

Hide Dolpin posts.

Do not reply to Dolphin posts.

>>7846102
>implying a world filled with einstiens that dont have any legs or arms would fare any better.

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>begin the tsunami

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>>7846102
the smartest guy on earth can't walk
checkmate, pedestrians

>>7852209
this is from knowingneurons.com

I found a bunch of mentions though

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brain-to-body_mass_ratio

http://genome.wustl.edu/genomes/detail/tupaia-belangeri/

http://www.theanimalfiles.com/mammals/tree_shrews/common_tree_shrew.html

>>7853033
keked

Dolphins name their children
Dolphins have behavior and language that do not necessarily translate to foreign groups of dolphins

Are you trying to make the case for aquatics(underwater furry) ?
I... ok, I'm all for it.

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>>7853037
>the smartest guy on earth can't walk
But he can.

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>>7846096
Brain size is correlated with Body size.
Larger bodies have more of a nervous system to control. (Not to be confused with fatter bodies)

The correlation of brain size to cognitive ability is a bit tricky. Technically elephants and whales have bigger brains than we do.

What sci should use is something called an encephalization quotient, which is the ratio of actual brain mass relative to the predicted brain mass for an animal’s size.

By this metric, at least, humans come out on top, with an EQ of 7.5 far surpassing the dolphin’s 5.3 and the mouse’s measly 0.5.(Mice have the same brain to body mass ratio humans do)

>>7846435
shut up, Algernon

Considering the high EQ of corvids, is it right to assume that in some point of history we had ultra smart dinossaurs?

>>7854023
That library is disgusting. Every time someone types I bet it echoes around.

I wonder what dolphins think about humans or how they see us.

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>>7854313
They probably feel indifferent, but I could understand if they'd hate Seaworld.

>>7854266
I read that book in 6th grade. You should've doubled up with a 1984 Orwell reference, or perhaps a short quip from Shakespeare's Julius Cesar.

>>7846611
You forgot about the playful underwater rape.

>>7846096

Pretty sure those brains are photographed from different sides, if you picture the human brain from behind it would look larger due to the cerebellum and more folded. I'm not sure on dolphin brains but that looks like its back.

>>7854409

> I've read a book therefore a relevant quote from it cannot be used

What even is that attempt at logic?

>>7854492
>a quote

>>7846167
get the fuck out of this board you dumb shit.

>>7854023
Was that picture taken in China? I can't imagine any kind of God-fearing country allowing such a terrible thing to be built

>>7846876

Which is a reason they aren't more intelligent. They might be priviliged in their theoretical intelligence but can't develop any practical skills. Fine motor skills and the ability to work with tools arguably are major contributents to the success of human intelligence.

>>7852209
>I don't think that's true

Might not be true for you. For the rest of humankind yes.