So what exactly do engineers do for a doctorate? Invent new shit?

Testing of elasticity modules of bodily cavities.

Ben Franklin wanted the noble turkey as our national symbol. Wise old Ben.

>>7844014
Depends what the sub-discipline is.

>>7844057

The big 3. Mech, ele, and civil.

Think of it as an applied math/experimental physics PHD but it only focuses on problems of interest to the given field.

>>7844067
Sub discipline

>>7844014
>attacks parachutes and paragliders
holy fuck australia ffs you're not safe even in the fucking air ?

>>7844014
some of them specialize in sucking balls

Engineers, also known as males who have sex with males, are male persons who engage in sexual activity with members of the same sex, regardless of how they identify themselves; many such men do not (or cannot for various reasons) sexually identify as gay, homosexual or bisexual.

>>7844258
all*
ftfy

>>7844020
Kek

>>7844039
Ben Franklin is singlehandedly responsible for making circuit analysis as complicated as it is.
>current flows from positive charges to negative charges.
All of our signs are wrong

>>7844067
EE alone has at least 5 sub disciplines