How many years until the personal robot is a thing and can be

You won't see humanoid robots in your lifetime. You will die a virgin so your children won't see them either :^)

>>7841209
Middle class families have been using robots for a few years now. One popular brand i Roomba.

Work safe Japanese view on the future: https://youtu.be/W5XJHBj0ges

>>7841223
Cold af

I just want my Jenny waifu, this should be the top priority of modern science and robotics.

>>7841209
Why does everyone like this cartoon character so much? Is it just coz shes a robot?

>>7841383
/thread

>>7842685
It's an original concept they pulled off in a good manner, she looks, acts and sounds awesome.

Just like to say that women really have to get their shit together, so many guys just dont want them in their lives..

>>7841209
>when anonymous hacks your robot maid

>finally get the fuckbot 3000
>looks like a perfect qt 3.14
>comes with a couple neat sextoys
>software that gives it more experience than any old prostitute
>keeps house clean on the daily
>when you get horny just nap your fingers
>will be happy to blow, milk or fuck you
>makes sounds just like in my mongolian cartoons
One day.

>>7843057

Why would you want to fuck the machine that cleans your toilets?

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>>7843057
You will lose interest real quick. You always want the toys that you down own. The fun with real grillz is the challenge of trying to achieve them and getting rewarded. You will lose motivation very easily with sexbots.

On the other hand, you will buy more sexbots to build a harem so you fuck something different everyday, which will make the sexbot companies earn millions and it will be a peaceful way for population control. If they make them affordable to the middle class ofcourse.

>>7842900
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgfKlppQ9pE

>>7843068
butthurt roastie detected.

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>>7841209
Am I the only one who thinks Jenny looks a lot like lola bunny?

>>7843064
>the fun is the challenge
Yeah no. The challenge is a major reason why I straight up lost interest in women. All that time money and effort jut to put your dick in a hole, its like being on a hamster wheel. Since anti-depressants nuked my sex drive I realized what a fucking waste of time it all is. Back in the day all you needed was a stable job now you need all kinds of alpha bullshit just to get a fatass. Fucknl it, call me a loser all you want I wish my sex drive never returns.

>>7843062
Kek. When you put it that way...

>>7843136
good point.

>>7843136
Is this really science?

>>7842900
There are two schools of thought in this matter.

1: if dildos could change car tires women would no longer need men.

2: if sexbots were made, men would no longer wait on women.

Either way, there is a big future in artificial insemination.

If gay marriage was a big deal do you think that robot love is gonna go down without controversy. Both the religious right and the feminist are going to oppose this nerd

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>>7843783
Religious already think sex is bad, right wingers don't give a shit and who cares what the feminists say, they have zero power once you take their keyboard away from them.

My biggest worry is the psychological shock of this trend. The uncanny valley of the realism makes me feel incredibly disturbed to think about fucking something that I know is a robot that's meant to fake a human being. I know that humans don't look so pretty either if you trip them off their flesh but fucking fake-humans feels so inhuman.

>>7843797
Once own sex robot waifus become artificially intelligent. I don't think we'll really care if its fake or not.

>>7843802
Your a sick son of a bitch

>>7843783
They're gonna try and ban them, when that fails then they're gonna try and tax them heavily. I guarantee you.

>>7843813
That wouldn't work. Rich people don't care about sexbots coz they can already get bitchez, and middleclass / poor people can't afford sexbots if they are sold at the iron price. Especially if we're talking about heavily AI'd bots and not just silicon dolls.

>no sexbot that becomes sentient and yandere

lol, so fucking virgin you need to build a robot without free will to get laid

>>7843831
oh dont worry, robots have free will because they can make decisions, just like a calculator :^)

>>7843824
Siri is already yandere, it wouldn't be a big stretch to have a yandere robot.

>>7843849
Siri only has programmed responses and can literally not remember the last thing you said.

It's sqeech to text and very little more.

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What if you found out that your best friend or girlfriend or mom or dad was a robot all along. That you can see humanoid robots aren't all that bad.

It might be a good movie idea to manipulate the masses into sympathizing with robots to get people used to seeing bots in their daily lives so the human-robot transition goes easier on everyone.

I'll call JJ abrams.

>>7843124
the fun is finding a life partner anon

>>7841209
Sauce?

humanoid robots are dumb

we can create any shape, why would we choose one that has plenty of limitations and weaknesses?

beyond that, the calculations to perform movement in a bipedal unit are extremely costly. these robots aren't going to be hunting and traveling across plains.

>>7844052
>we can create any shape, why would we choose one that has plenty of limitations and weaknesses?

Because 99% of our infrastructure revolves around tools and tasks only a humanoid robot would be capable of doing. you think that they need to hike, but in reality being able to handle a screwdriver or chef knife, for two different command inputs, all with the same limb, makes them infinitely more useful than a "cooking" robot and a "screwing" robot on wheels that has to be wired, and costs so much money that nobody would use it because it's single purpose no matter how you reprogram it.

why do people fail to understand this? having it as

>>7841209

About 50 to 100 years for AI robots the way we want them. tfw born too early.

>>7841223

kek, this apathetic bastard

>>7843124
>spending time/money on sluts you just want to bang
Kys retard

Imagine you had a sex robot but you could only put it in if you solved math problems.

>>7843064
>The fun with real grillz is the challenge of trying to achieve them and getting rewarded

You have to be retarded to like a challenge in getting sex, any sane male would rather rape than try to game a woman into sex.

>>7841209
We will get sexbots when the demand for them comes in, with this feminism crap it should be only 2 decades before it happens.

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>>7844278
>>7844278
>>Because 99% of our infrastructure revolves around tools and tasks only a humanoid robot would be capable
I would argue that a good portion of the things we want a robot to do can be done with a wheeled platform with two arms.

A wheeled platform with two arms can handle a screw driver or a chef's knife. Fuck a single robot arm with a good hand could do that. Why do you have to have legs to handle a screw driver or a knife?

Pic related mother fucking momaro holding a screwdriver

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>>7841209
>>7841209
>>personal robot
roomba's are already a thing. I see one in my office everyday.

Oh you meant like humanoid robot that does chores and shit? Well guess the fuck what anon? Robots can't do shit in unstructured environments. They suck at manipulation and perception and will do so for the foreseeable future.

Shit we take for granted like reaching into a cluttered cabinet to get something is really fucking hard. You put your hand in there and stuff is gonna move, now you gotta plan a path knowing that stuff is gonna move. The way we do this right now is just test a fuckload of possibilities simulating stuff moving around and the arm moving till you find one that works.

This takes a fucking long time and it only works if you can model how shit is gonna move. And of course figuring out how shit is gonna move can be really hard.

Not to mention for this 'simple' task of reaching into a cluttered cabinet, you need 'common sense.' For example, if there is a one of a kind fragile glass statue, then you probably don't wanna slide it around reaching for stuff. How the fuck do you get a robot to recognize a fragile glass statue and the billions of other 'special cases'?

The point is, to get robots to do tasks we find easy, we're gonna need a new approach to AI. This might take 5 years, it might take 50.

>>7845107
This is silly just make the robot ask if theres anything look out for. You are bad at simplifying problems.

>>7845135
How does the robot know when to ask? How does the robot know what you specified to look out for?

"Don't hit the fragile glass statue," is pretty useless to a robot. A robot cannot figure out that something is a glass statue by looking at it.

Second, if said robot asks you all the goddamn time if there is anything to look out for, it's goddamn annoying.

>>7845175
Thats why we have this thin called

Wait for it

Machine

Learning

>>7845175
Also how do you know something is glass? You either inquire or look at its refraction and assume. Do you throwna fitnwhen this happens? No. Neither should a robot.

>>7845180
So how will this magical machine learning fix this problem? How the fuck do you train a robot to know when to ask you?

How do you train a robot to recognize a one of a kind glass statue or handle thousands of other special cases? Do you let it break thousands of glass statues and penalize it for doing so?

>>7845183
>> look at its refraction and assume
Robots aren't very great at this.

>>7845192
Same way a human learns it I guess. Only the machine learning is not advanced enough for that yet

>>7845192
>magical machine learning

It's not magic, dumdum.

>>7841209
40 years, minimum.

>>7845204
Prove it

>>7845203
Then stop treating it as such

>>7843064
>You will lose interest real quick.

Why?... just switch to a new female like body... I can see beautiful women around the world selling look alike body and face molds for your bot... tired of the personality then put in a new one...
The uncomfortable problem is do we allow robots to look like 11 year old children?

Why does everyone assume that sexbots will be mechanical instead of biological?

>>7847943
>allow
doesn't matter. If it's possible then it WILL happen. This applies to everything, by the way

>>7847943
>The uncomfortable problem is do we allow robots to look like 11 year old children?

That would be uncomfortable, since she's too old

>>7847943
>The uncomfortable problem is do we allow robots to look like 11 year old children?
Depends on whether that would reduce the urges of the owner or encourage him.

>>7847988
Same reason everyone assumes AI will run on a mechanical platform. That's the only way we know how. For now... Who knows maybe we find out true AI is impossible on a non-biological platform, we can always engineering brains to do our bidding. They are by far the most efficient computers that we know of.

>>7848071
I agree.
11 years old is the retirement age

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>>7848102
>tfw no young robowaifu approaching retirement age

Why should we build big expensive gynoids?
VR + onahole + robotic arm can be implemented now.

>>7848114
because that's garbage
not to say that any sex robot that comes out in the next 200 years wouldn't be garbage as well though

>>7843062
don't people do that already?
well not with machines I guess

>>Why would you want to fuck the machine that cleans your toilets?

>don't people do that already?
>well not with machines I guess

Leave your daughter out of the discussion.

>>7843062
>why most marriages fail

You'll get a virtual robot before you get a physical one. Think wearing some gay glasses and a hologram appears, dances for you, plays games whatever.

>>7843909
>What if you found out that your best friend or girlfriend or mom or dad was a robot all along

Define "robot" and "human". Because you can always see their insides to check if they're "organical" or not.

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>>7843909
That's chappie right there.

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>>7841209

Why does this picture arouse me more than any porn i ever watched or any actual sexual contact I ever had? Is it dem thighs?

>>7851109
>Why does this picture arouse me more than any porn i ever watched or any actual sexual contact I ever had? Is it dem thighs?
It's more attractive than your hand.

>>7851123

ZING!

>>7843909
As a kid I read a book about a guy who found out he himself was a robot all along, after he had an accident and needed surgery or something like that.

>>7851171
Terminator Salvation?

>>7851236
nah it was a typical young adult book I think, read it in elementary school and it was probably by a dutch writer.

>>7851268
What if you were the robot this whole time?

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>>7843124
this guy gets its. Its funny how people waste most of their life attaining titles, money, material all so they can find a person to stick their dick in.

>>7845206
Give me forty years.

>>7842685
autism

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>>7843909
So Binary Domain?

>>7851392
waht a plottwist