>tfw two inventions under my belt Get on my level nigs.

>>7838381
Who did you steal them from?

>>7838389
If by steal you mean inspiration then Felix Wankel and Gerolamo Cardano.

Yeah, well, know what I have under my belt? A 12 inch dick. Your wife is riding it every night while you're begging somebody to buy your patents ;)

>>7838399
I was refering to the fact that Edison stole his inventions.

And no Im not a Tesla guy. Fuck Tesla. But the fact of the matter is that Edison is an asshole

>>7838418
Id rather have patents than a wife. sex is overrated. Designing and testing new machines is so fun your dont even understand. Moving your dick in and out of a hole does not compare

>>7838433
I got the joke. Edison is not an asshole, commercialization is a skill as commendable as invention. An inventionbis useless if its not widely available.

>>7838445
Commercialization is fine, but stealing is not

>>7838453
whatever. Anyway why hasnt /sci/ invented anything? everyone here is a 180 IQ genius right? An invention doesnt have to be completely new, improvements to existing tech howeber small can be lucrative.

>>7838487
>Anyway why hasnt /sci/ invented anything?
You mean the entire readership of this Polynesian basket weaving society? Well, for a starter invention starts with a single person normally.

I have invented a few things. No patents though, my employers decided trade secrets was the best way.

>>7838435
>Id rather have patents than a wife. sex is overrated.
Sex is for hours, wife is for years, herpes for a life time but an invention lasts for ever.

>>7838924
can you say anything at al about what you invwnted?

>>7838924
>sex is for hours
Not the way I do it.

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>develop a solution to a problem and create a rough prototype/proof of concept
>it's a great idea; my mate and I garner investors and a list of potential clients
>apply for a patent
>get an email from a pharmaceutical company representitive asking for extensive specs and when we started working on it (specific dates), and the amount of documentation we have
>get suspicious; reply with contact info from my lawyer

Won't get into details, but by the end of this year, look out for a new product on the market that uses piezoelectricity. I know we'll take off.

>>7838399
Fellow rotard? Do tell.

>>7839626
>invwnted
It was a substrate heater for use during thin film deposition. The problem is to assure uniform heating in vacuum.

>>7839641
>I do it
You both are contortionists?

>>7839654
>>apply for a patent
>>get an email from a pharmaceutical company representitive asking for extensive specs and when we started working on it (specific dates), and the amount of documentation we have
>>get suspicious; reply with contact info from my lawyer
Good thinking. Big pharma is too often small on ethics. best of luck to you.

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>tfw two balls under my belt

>>7838381
Device or process?

Where are the patents registered?

>>7840875
That was my immediate thought. This device was such an obvious solution (if you're familiar with a few key concepts) to our problem, that my buddy and I were shocked that no one had done it before.

I'm guessing that this company had this idea in their R&D queue, not expecting a pair of amateurs to develop it first. Too bad for them though, because this device is a moneymaker (at least I think so) - it has medical and personal uses.

In any case, I haven't heard back from them, so no news is good news. I'm fully expecting to get a subpoena in the mail any day now though.

>>7838381
>engineers think making new things with lego blocks is 'inventing'

How cute.