Hey /sci/ i got this cheap ass digital microscope. What

>>7807394
Look at your own cum like that Dutch guy who invented microscopes did

>>7807406
I dont feel like conjuring cum, maybe later

Check out toothpaste. You should see brownian motion: crystals reflecting light are moved by jiggling particles.

>>7807394
is that webm it's max magnification?

>>7807394
Look at your dick

>>7807413
What are you, gay? Fap already

>>7807394
What kind is it op. I wouldn't mind getting a decent directing scope.

>>7807450
Please do this. Would be so cool. Brownian motion was the bane of my existence in a bacteriology lab I worked in.

>>7807455
The piece of shit cannot auto-focus.
I may need better software.

>>7807478
10€ from amazon.

>>7807492
Can you provide a link or do you remeber what it was called?

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GUESS THE SUBSTANCE

>>7807526
sand?

>>7807518
http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B00Z0EW626

>>7807526
A banana? SeemsGood

>>7807526

Its what you found in your ear

>>7807526
Brown sugar?

>>7807532
23 bucks from Amazon USA themselves or $1,358 from a private seller. I swear a large portion of these private sellers are completely delusional.

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>>7807543
Ah so that crystal structure in the beginning of the clip was salt. Clever, I assumed it was silicate.

>>7807543
jävla citronpeppar

keep posting

things to try:
hair
ants or other insects
shattered ice
a lit cigar
your fingerprints

>>7807543
would like to see transition of non-newtonian fluid into solid

>>7807542
Pretty sure they've sold at least one, which makes them smart businessmen rather than delusional.

>>7807406
>No wonder you've fallen ill, your sperm is full of little animals!
or so the story goes

how about some thin film diffraction stuff?

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This should be an easy guess.

Insects, OP, insects. And post webm's/gifs of them.

>>7807639
Hmm... a bread/cake of some kind?

>>7807639
slightly burned corn flakes.

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Snow

>>7807689
Increasing system entropy at work. This one is my favorite so far, awesome stuff man. Got any minerals/rocks with decent crystal structures in them?

>>7807689
got any corn/potato starch to do this one?
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>>7807450
bump for this

>>7807696
I dont think this process is enthropy driven

>>7807772
Wouldn't say it's entropy driven, but simply adherent to dG = dH - TdS. I said entropy because it was cool to see the collapsing of the high-order crystal lattice into a higher-entropic form. Entropy is one of the things you can play with mathematically, but never really measure or observe directly.

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DUDE

>>7807840
Legend.

>>7807840
Nice.
Now do cum or toothpaste already!

>>7807840
noice
I like how it expands
>capcha is chose all images of grass

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Salt

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>>7807394
Would be something else if you got a hold of some kind of an eye. A fish eye would be most 'humane' I suppose.

>>7807862
Damn. Is this standard table salt? I wonder if they put it in a tumbler to round over the edges so it flows more easily/reliably out of salt-shakers and such.

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I had to do it

>>7807915
Lol what is that? A booger? It looks very hydrated.

>>7807925
It's scavenged poop

>>7807543
Vem fan kollar på citronpeppar i ett mikroskop
Jävla lirare