Post STEM humour lads

>>7800707
Fuckoff troll

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>>7800707

>>7800713
Cancer

Say what you like about Bertrands chinaware, at least his sock draw is in order

>>7801168
Anyone who doesn't get this joke without the aid of google should be fucking range permabanned from sci desu

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>>7800707

>>7801181
Math is like forming a non-constructive proof that the cat exists then leaving actually finding the cat as an exercise for the reader

>>7800713
Take it to The Student Room pal

Q. What's purple and commutes?
A. An abelian grape.

Why did the mathematician mistake the engineer for a goat? He used the wrong lebesge measure

>>7801196
What if my grape is green?

>>7801223
non-abelian

>>7800707
This image is a joke, metaphysics and theology are philosophy, and science is based upon fundamental philosophical assumptions.

>>7801185
Constructive math is like proving that there "isn't a black cat in the room" and that it is also the case that there " isn't not a black cat in the room" and then using this claim to prove totally crazy intuitive things in totally bewildering ways.

>>7801247
No it's not you fucking idiot.

>>7801271
Come to the dark side anon. Indulge in the power of anti-classical axioms.

>>7800707
Particle physics is like being in a dark room and looking for a black cat that isn't there using a series of increasingly powerful flashlights.

>>7801339
And conveniently ignoring the infinite number of dogs outside by just shouting "RENORMALIZATION" as loud as possible

>>7801243
Congratulations. Your insights into humor are bewildering

>>7800707
>>7800713
jesus these are bad

Computer Science is like being in a dark room and solving the algorithm to discover the black cat.

>>7801181
"Engineering is like finding a flashlight, and asking your buddy to show it up you ass, while sucking his cock."

>>7801185
Suppsose the cat doesn't exist and show that this contradicts the fact that the sofa got torn up.
Fuck cats

>>7800713
Fuck off to reddit

If I wanted humour, I'd ask your 1 class grade maxes

>>7802673
Actually lost my shit. I am retarded.