SUBJECT SUMMATION THREAD.

machine learning

we need more computers

mathematics

we assume things and find other things out

>algebraic geometry
What if rings were geometric spaces?

Also acceptable:
>lol functors

>>7781673
Biology
......

>>7781733
>memorize your entire textbook

>>7781712
algebraic geometry is not a major

>Physics
>We do this math, it kind matches this observation, we change the math to fit observation, we declare new math, mathfags get mad

>>7781749
The subject of the thread said "subject summation thread." I summed up my subject of study. Would it be better to have 50 people just post math?

>>7781673
electrical engineering
V = IR

>>7781733
Did you at least concentrate on molecular biology?

>>7781673
>Chemical Engineering
>In = Out

>biochemistry
>biological organisms are made of chemicals

>Software Engineering
This ML guy asks for more computers, better fire him.

Nursing

People are helpless and stupid.

compsci
>some problems are harder to solve than others

>>7781754
>Set theory
>Let's study the relative logical independence of various hypotheses as to the nature of infinite sets

>>7781673

>biophysics
>life prefers to be in a lower energy and less ordered state

(P.S. Yes, I know that the definition of entropy as "disorder" is a common misconception.)

>>7781673
Color science
we see colours but we don't know how

>mathematical cryptography
>people wanna steal your shit, what are you gonna do about it?

>>7781673
This thread is suprisingly entertaining.

>GIS
>projecting projections onto projections

>Biotechnology
>Let's fuck around with DNA for shits and giggles

>toxicology
>that's a nice cell you have there, be ashame if something happened to it.

>mechanical engineering
>Boiler; turbine; condenser; pump.

>>7781673
>Medicine
>Stabbing babies with needles

>civil engineering
>I heard you like trusses.

>aerospace engineering
>Fucking windtunnels.

>Psychology
>NEURONS FIRE AND SHIT HAPPENS

>>7781762
add some accumulation/depletion and you've got it.

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>Economics
>Worthless degree with few job prospects

Marketing

I find ways to make stupid people buy stupid shit

>Food science and technology
>water activity

>Mathematical biology
>Let's choose a pleb degree like biology without being a completely useless pleb

>Fermentation chemistry
>Fun with enzymes

>Pre-Dentistry
>C'mon brush your teeth atleast once a week dude.

>>7782666

thanks for reminding me

t. Brit

Physical chemistry

Yo dawg we heard you like math and phys so we put some math and phys in chem so you can do some math and phys while you do yo chem.

computer science
google, paste, code

Theoretical Physics

we're pretty sure things are happeneing and here's probably why

>>7781673
>software engineering
>uml diagrams nigga

>pure maths
>I'm an autist

>Biochemistry
>One thing leads to another, and vice versa.

>pure maths
>blah blah blah "prove this"

Organic Chemistry

>lets wait 5 hours for the reaction to take place just to find out it didn't fucking work
>DO I HAVE TO USE THIS CYANIDE? THERE MUST BE ANOTHER WAY!!!!

>applied maths
>"prove the following statement:" = death sentence

>CS major
>Like a math major except I can actually get a job instead of butthurtposting on /sci/

>CE
>1 current flows
>0 current still flows, but not so much

>>7782063

you have to do it like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PVOjTtX5J4

deception is art

Mechatronics
>Intro classes degree

>Medicine
>All death is caused by self-harm

>Mechanical Engineering
>I want to slide I-Beams everywhere

>>7782839
>>7781768
>Biochemistry
>Life is a fucking miracle of nature

neuroscience

here's how we exist

>Geology
>Rocks, rocks, chemistry, physics, biology and more rocks.

>civil engineering
>Fnet = 0

>veterinary medicine
>your animal is ill because you didn't look after it properly, and no I won't treat it for free

>>7781673
>Math
>"fuck it, just say that the proof is trivial"

Chemistry

>We hardly understand any of the elements or what a bond is but through centuries of dangerous trial and error we've figured out how to make a lot of shit.

>>7781673
>environmental engineering
>don't burn that unless I say so

>philosophy
>"Would you like room for cream?"

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>Network Systems Technology
>Hack the Gibson

Biochemistry
>molecular lego and putting shapes in to the right holes

>category theory
>pure math is not general enough we need something to abstract these totally intuitive and applied concepts of stuff like topological or vector spaces

>>7783461
>implying topological or vector spaces aren't intuitive concepts

>>7781675
Just call it data science and people will throw money at you

>>7781673

>Chemistry
>pushing electrons around

>>7781673
>theoretical physics
>maths on acid

>>7781733
>Biology
>Bird watching and bug collecting

>>7781673

>Math
>caffeine pills, adderall, vodka, zero pussy.

>Bioinformatics
>ATCGTAGCGCCGTAGCAASJKLASDMCOIHASGO;KAIUHRO;IAEWJSRFLDASJKJULDHFKFFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKTHISPIACEOFDNAISMESSEDUPHAHAYOU'REFUCKEDFUCK

>>7783528

Surely you mean
>5'ATCGTAGCGCCGTAGCAASJKLASDMCOIHASGO;KAIUHRO;IAEWJSRFLDASJKJULDHFKFFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKTHISPIACEOFDNAISMESSEDUPHAHAYOU'REFUCKEDFUCK3'
>3'KCUFDEKCUFER'UOYAHAHPUDESSEMSIANDFOECAIPSIHTKCUFKCUFKCUFKCUFKCUFKCUFFKFHDLUJKJSADLFRSJWEAI;ORHUIAK;OGSAHIOCMDSALKJSAACGATGCCGCGATGCTA5'

Yes I know, but I couldn't be bothered to type the reverse by hand. I just used a text reversal. You get the point.

>>7783543
Lol, you're good.

>>7783523
Fellow math major here, this is pretty accurate

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>>7781673
Reality

Stuff melts until it's practically nothing then it switches conditions with the minor factor of the states innate inclination

>>7781673
Mathematical biology
Will the equation fit the problem

>>7782636
First one of us I've seen in the wild

Mathematical Finance
>This is pointless because the MBAs who make the decisions can't understand the models

>>7781673
English

Learning a books makes you smater.

>>7782048
kek

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>english lit
>its all subjective xd

>>7783791
This is one of the reasons that, while I enjoy the subject mm, I would never major in it. If a lecturer/professor doesn't like you, they can grade you poorly because it's all opinion. In secondary school, my English teacher graded me well because he liked me.

>Biology
>Here's how every living thing works. No living thing actually works like this.

>mobile robotics
>simultaneously localizing and mapping your ass

>>7783528
>>7783543
Is it true that bioinformatics is BLAST the degree?

>>7781673
>subject summation
>sum up your major

you mean summary bud

>>7781673
>civil engineering
>(1/8)*p*l^2

>>7781673
>Analytical Chemistry
>The fucking TOF breaks every other run

>>7784054
Only if you suck at running a QC every day
I keep 20+ LCMS/SFC/GCMS machines running every day and my life couldn't be easier. I help my chemist bitches out and I can't believe they pay me for this.

But I suppose the years of experience helps here.

>Environmental Science
>Here's 300 pages on how fucked up your land is

>>7783976
Very true

Mathematics
1+1=2 and so on and so forth.

>>7781733
basically fucking

>>7781673
>nothing
>actual learning, no dealing with retarded uni bias