Thank you David Bowie for being dead,
Thank you Chris Hadfield for this video
which ultimately lead me to this:
>omg, ids full of thinkpads!
>IT department gets told by management to procure equipment.
>"Don't be stingy. I want only the best, most expensive stuff for our boys."
>By which he means most expensive.
>No one in requisition understands specs anyway, so the highest price tags would do.
This is why Apple was able to compete against IBM in the first place; retards.