>"you're majoring in math, right?" >"oh,

>>7770151
I'm learning to accept the possibility of being a teacher

>>7770161
May beelzebub have mercy on your soul

>>7770151
There's nothing else you can do with a math degree.

>You're majoring in sociology too??
>Have you heard of Karl Marx? Want to buy my newspaper? The class war is coming! The only thing we have to lose is our chains! WORKERS OF THE WORLD UNITE

>>7770161
Dude, no, please don't, I don't want the memes about my degree to be true.

>>7770186

All memes are true.

>>7770192
NOOOOO...

>>7770151
>"you're majoring in computer science, right???"
>"I have this great idea for a video game / app / website! I can pay you in company equity / experience / exposure!! When can you start?!"

>>7770161
Same here, man. I'm just preparing myself to coach the football team and slay high school pussy while I can still be the young teacher with a hip haircut.

>>7770186
I'm double majoring in math and computer science, and I'm getting a certificate in cognitive sciences. I have a few offers working with psychology researchers since I'll finish my degrees soon.
I should be able to avoid the memes for both of my majors, but who knows.

>>7770166
>right-wing going into sociology
for what purpose? that's like an intelligent man taking engineering courses

>>7770208
Be careful, man. There must have been 3 coaches at my high school who got fired for fucking kids. Teenage girls have to have drama and fucking tell secrets.

>you're majoring in EE?
>oh great, can you fix my fridge?

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>>7770208
>slay high school pussy
>posts on 4chan

>>7770161
this

>>7770220
Because it takes a socially adjusted man to sleep with his high school students?

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>help out a girl with homework
>Hey anon you're so smart, you should be a teacher

>>7770341
Of course it does man. By their 20s some women are so slutty that by just not being a sperg, getting them drunk and telling a good joke here and there they will allow you to rip their anus inside out.

Most high school girls (depending on how far down he wants to fuck) still have a sense of 'pride' and 'purity'. He better have really fucking top tier social skills to sweet talk them into swallowing his thick cum.

>majoring in "math" for now (multiple math-related major options to finish degree with)
>tell people I do it because its fun and want to do phd/teach later
>in reality I'm just hoping a wall street bank notices me and my 4.0 and i can make $$$

>>7770413
I've gotten that before too.

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>>7770458

Keep going lad, 300k starting is just around the corner.

>>7770151
my major is math
i wouldnt mind being a teacher

actually i dont care what job I get, math degrees are easy and interesting, im lazy and bored, perfect fit

>>7770458
>in reality I'm just hoping a wall street bank notices me
They won't.

>>7770151
>teacher
>not delving into research
>not being a cryptographer
pls

>>7770513
>math degrees are easy
compared to what

>>7770810
Art degrees certainly. In those you have to critically think whereas in math degrees you just autistically punch numbers in.

>>7770827
ya blew it.

>>7770827
>you just autistically punch numbers in.
you don't study mathematics.

>>7770474
Ha i guess your shit thread got deleted

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>"oh, you're an engineer right?"
>"can you fix my car?"

>mfw I'm biomedical
>mfw every freshman non STEM thinks all engineering is mechanical
>Mfw every freshman non STEM thinks the average mechanical engineering student can actually fix a car

>>7771205
...what does STEM think?

>>7770151
>Hi I do Actuarial Science.
>Hi I'm a maths student working towards actuary.
>"Oh... ok"
And this is why the actuarial profession is awesome.

>>7771480
The TE think you're the greatest human being to ever have lived and can do no wrong, modulo some disagreement about which type of engineering is the best.
The S&M think you're an incompetent slacker who can't into maths.

> oh you're majoring in math
> so you can write algorithms based on super complex Einstein theories that can predict the future and earn a lots of money with Wall Street uh

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>>7770151
>you're majoring in math?
>how can you spend four years just learning math? isn't it just like adding and stuff?

>>7771205
>talking to freshmen

>>7770513
>math degrees are easy and interesting
>im lazy and bored
>im lazy
>lazy

You're not majoring in math.

>>7770151
Tell those people that 70% of all stock shares nowadays are being bought and sold by computer programs written by mathematicians.

>>7771660
>implying

>you're studying to be an engineer?
>oh, so you want to drive trains?

>>7772258
My uncle was trans too

>>7770827
nice meme

>>7772359
Ur uncle was an engineer?

>you're majoring in math?
>man, I always hated math in school

>you're majoring in math, right?
>how can you do math with letters?

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>>7770161
This, though I don't know how long I'd last.
I thought supplementing my education with a decent amount of CS courses would help, but I forgoed the getting an internship part.

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>>7770200
>exposure

>>7771651
It's very easy to be a lazy math major. I'm taking graduate courses at a high-ranking university and I'm still a lazy fuck.

>>7770513
>>7770810
>>7771651
>>7772899
Conceptually its difficult sometimes, but the work load is pretty light compared to all the other stem fields.

I've scored higher in my math classes than my engineering and physics classes.

I'm finishing up my degree dual degree in Pure Maths and Network Engineering. I wish I studied CS instead of networking.

>>7770151
Only 1% of math majors go into teaching.
Now fuck off ignorant peasant

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>>7773213
He mad and autistic

>>7770161
ya'll prolly aspie fucks. teaching is fun. My school paid me 5000+ to teach for and hour and a half/ day for 30 days, and realized quite quickly that if you know your shit, an hour and a half of teaching is abt 2 pages of notes to yourself that take 10 minutes to prepare (maybe cooking up a few examples that are half worked out first and some kind of in class exercise).

didn't detract from research at all, kids actually like me and learn shit.

uni's exist in large part to keep knowledge alive. do it faggot.

>>7773207
That's anecdotal at best.
I often scored higher in STE courses than in M courses. The first years was hours of week-to-week web work and the latter years was weekly pages of proofs, even if that doesn't sound like a lot, just think of all the scrap paper used. On the other hand, completing programming projects over multiple weeks and weekly sheets of (easier) statistic problems were much more relaxed.

>>7774145
Are you a grad/post grad? Because teaching is only one of your (possibly optional) responsibilities. I think OP means teaching compulsory education.

>>7774145
Teaching high school is what he meant.