What happened before big bang?

matter and anti-matter were slowly approaching each other

The world was a hot dense state

>>7765623
The Big Tease.

>>7765650

Kek

>>7765623
>before
we're not really sure if that question makes sense

big erection

>>7765623
Your mom.

Who cares?

>>7765623
our big bang was probably a bang, just a bubble in the original big bang

http://youtu.be/IcxptIJS7kQ?t=24m40s

>>7765623
The number of bangs is not countable, they said, it is an ongoing affair.

There was an egg , and the sperms intrusion caused the big bang. You can stop worrying now mate

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>>7765650
Cheers man I needed that

You don't understand what time is. Come back when you do.

>>7765623
>What happened before big bang?

Nobody knows, and more to the point: Nobody CAN know. Our universe is a singularity. We can't see outside of it, and we can't see what happened before.

All efforts to find out these things are pointless. Intellectual masturbation.

>what happen before the origin of time
There is no before from when it begins, son.

>>7765650
well done

>>7765650
:DDDD

matter didn't existed, time didn't existed, the question is irrelevant

>>7766168
prove it

>>7765981

time machine is the ultimate solution for this

Our whole universe was in a hot dense state then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started WAIT!

God created the universe :^)

>>7766180
This.

>>7766328

ok what about before that

>>7765981
>absurdism

Lol idiot

>>7766348
Another god created god

>>7766168
This.

The reason why the big bang happened is because of a set of logical mechanisms (i.e. existence is inevitable and a singularity is formed), but it is too complicated and not well enough understood by me to explain it.

>>7766362
You're an idiot.

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>>7766400

>>7765623
Jesus and God were bored so they made the Holy Spirit

>>7766328
Nothing happened before God's existence. And nothing will happen after.

In a literal sense of the word 'nothing', applied to space-time.

>>7766362
you are an idiot

.999 = 1

>>7765650
you better write that paper.

>>7766524
delete this

Interstellar war

Big bang was just the end state of such an event that wasn't checked

>>7765623
It was all NIRVANA, then smells like teen spirit got old and the universe exploded.

>>7765623
The Huge Foreplay and some Questionably-Large-But-Reasonably-Priced-Drinks

>>7765623
There was no "before" as the time itself came to existance with the Big Bang. Your question is completely illogical.

>>7766604
why?

>>7765977
Found the undergrad

Am I crazy? I swear I've seen this exact same thread, with these exact posts before.

>>7767424
These threads occur so often it wouldn't even be surprising.

>>7767366
This.

doG

i still think our conscious created the whole universe

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Your mum was a virgin :^)

>>7767540
Deh Boltzmann Brain.

>>7767544
For all was knowing of, and for all I may presume...

>>7767537
I like this answer.

>>7767359
"I came not to bring peace, but a watch."

>>7767544
like button has been smashed

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>>7765623

>>7765623
>before bigbang
this could even mean nothing

Why can't people accept that there was no big bang and that the universe always exsisted and will forever exsist

>>7765650
[Citation needed]

Why do people get caught up on 'the big bang' when it doesn't matter?

>>7768308
As Fermat once said, "It is impossible to separate a cube into two cubes, or a fourth power into two fourth powers, or in general, any power higher than the second, into two like powers. I have discovered a truly useless proof of this, since it doesn't even mater."

>>7768284
because science is conservative

>>7767618

gb2 reading wikipedia

>>7768308
>entire universe existing within a dimensionless point
>doesn't matter

lol