Why do my balls get super fucking cold to the touch after I cum?
because things get cold after they decompress
here's a fun experiment you can do by yourself: take a can of deodorant, spray for 30 seconds, the can will get colder.
The same happens with your balls, since they release sperm.
I'm afraid your dick is simply too dense with cum to rise. I suggest a well-known treatment. Go buy an Icy Hot patch and place it around your scrotum. Icy to dull the pain. Hot to relax it away. You will be significantly less dense afterwards.
Alright OP, I need your help. We can build an enlightened future. I'm taking a hypertheoretical thermo-biodynamics class on the metaphysicality of high volume ejaculate. Tell me, approx what amount of cum leaving your body at terminal jizz velocity (10 m/s) over the duration of an orgasm (max 22 s) would it take to reduce your core testicular temperature to <0.1 K?
Together we can solve cold fusion, OP. We need you. Mathfags get on this
not him but nothing. Unless you try real hard to pee, you can't.
Why ? Because of the blood going inside your penis, making it harder and preventing urine to come out while you're having sex.
Fully erect, or only partial?
I can urinate with a partial, but if it's actually solid it tends to not work well. If I force it, it feels quite strange and I imagine "hope I don't rupture anything in there".
What if a sun made of cum collided with a sun made of ovums?