How big does the penis have to be, so when a man gets an erection he will faint?
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>>8821925
Theres an X-files episode about that...involving a genie/djinn
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With a normal sized penis you could faint from an orgasm, but it depends on the person.
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>>8821930
That was Je Souhaite, season 7, you're right.
Apparently, Mr. Flanken died of chronic morbid tumescence, kek.
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>o.999... = 1?
>Sorry anon but I don't date crazy people
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Fuck off please.
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>>8821881
Mad hmmm?
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>>8821807
>implying I would be interested in dating a brainlet
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>engineers
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>>8820526
I didn't really get what people meant about the engineer memes, but after seeing what they do all day, damn they are some simple people.
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>>8820543
Some of those costumes look pretty complex though
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>>8820543
Such as?
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Favourite astronaut?
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my boy Neil
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>>8820516
We'll start here ( I have a few)
Waifu award
Comrade Cosmonaut Yelena Serova
>pic related
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>>8820516
Psycho Award
NASA Astronaut Lisa Nowak
Commander, USN, Ret.
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ITT: Microscale stories 2017-04-10 06:45:12 Post No.8817276
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>Be me
>Organic synthesis master race
>Just finished rota-vaping a dye
>Fuck yeah, looking pure, now I just need to weigh it
>Oh shit, forgot to weigh boiling flask
>Tare scale to weighing boat, scrape into weighing boat (boiling flask breaks a bit so I throw it in the glass bin), weigh boiling flask, calculate muh yield
>54%
>OhMyGrignard.jpg
>Lab script says "expect ca. 60%"
>Shit! I remember transfer kills your yields!
>Go to glass bin, find technician inferior race trying to empty it, push that faggot over
>Reach into broken glass, cut hand but it's worth it for muh yields
>Scrape into weighing boat
>"1.3" grams, recalculate to 61%
>mfw
Remember /sci/entists, transfer kills your yields. Do you guys have any similar stories?
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>>8817276
Transfers remind me that I'm a brainlet monkey. I always end up not thinking far enough and head and destroying my % yield.
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>>8817276
That was a very amusing anecdote OP
Do you have any more interesting stories
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>>8817313
Don't beat yourself up over it. We've all been there, bro.
Why is analysis so much more cryptic than algebra or geometry?
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>>8815780
>Why is analysis so much more cryptic than algebra or geometry?
Because it deals with limits.
Discrete mathematics is much easier to grasp.
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>>8815780
all of them have problems that are unsolved so fuk u
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>>8815789
discrete means integers, not reals
also,
> what is abstract algebra
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When two functions are equal? 2017-04-13 06:10:08 Post No.8824512
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When two functions are equal?
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A function is a relation.
Let:
[math]f_{1}\subset \{0\}\times\{0\}=\{(0,0)\}[/math] or [math]f_{1}:\{0\}\rightarrow \{0\}[/math].
[math]f_{2}\subset \{0\}\times\{0,1\}=\{(0,0),(0,1)\}[/math] or [math]f_{2}:\{0\}\rightarrow \{0,1\}[/math].
[math]f_{1}(0)=0[/math] so [math]f_{1}=\{(0,0)\}[/math].
[math]f_{2}(0)=0[/math] so [math]f_{2}=\{(0,0)\}[/math].
So the the functions are equal despite being "defined" on different sets.
Can anyone clarify this?
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if they're defined on different sets they can't be equal
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in particular f_1 is surjective and f_2 isn't
What math knowledge would I need to know to be able to isolate "t" on one side of this equation?
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>>8824040
Knowledge of the Lambert W function.
Alternatively, knowledge of wolframalpha.com:
http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=b*t%2Bm*e%5E(-b*t%2Fm)%3Dc
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>>8824040
You have a polynomial and exponential. That's a transcendent equation. Either expand the exponential in series up to second order, and use the quadratic formula, or you can solve the equation using graphical/numerical methods (a computer).
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Can I get a quick rundown on fluoridated water, /sci/?
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No.
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>dihydrogen oxide
>fluoride
Mix em up and there ya have it!
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https://www.hsph.harvard.edu/news/features/fluoride-childrens-health-grandjean-choi/
Impact of fluoride on neurological development in children
>The average loss in IQ was reported as a standardized weighted mean difference of 0.45, which would be approximately equivalent to seven IQ points for commonly used IQ scores with a standard deviation of 15.
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Can an atheist here explain to me how evolution works? 2017-04-13 03:43:39 Post No.8823441
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Can an atheist here explain to me how evolution works?
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seems like a retarded theory desu.
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REMEMBER TO SAGE BAIT THREADS
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>>8823441
Once your Pokémon has enough XP, his genetics changes and he turns into a different Pokemon.
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>>8823441
kek at your image
i don't remember everything but it's natural selection, mutation, sexual selection, other genetic processes like independent assortment
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What's the difference between Theoretical Physics and Philosophy?
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Seriously?
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>>8823384
Theoretical physics is necessarily falsifiable.
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You can't see radio waves. LOL BUT HOW CAN YOU NOT SEE IT LOL
science is dum
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This guy uses quantum mechanics to prove we live in a virtual reality. What think???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_RwcGzGurc
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That Gates guy did the same thing. Carl Sagan also had this idea, which he wrote about in his book Contact.
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>>8823352
>Thots???
Where?!
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>>8823352
>using assumptions he made up with made up math to conclude our happens to be something we can easily comprehend
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I'm going into a calc exam and they don't give us any formulas. What's your experience with cheat sheets? I'm thinking about writing the formulas down on rice paper so I can eat it if someone tries to catch me.
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>>8822976
Cheating protip: if you write down all the formulas in your mind nobody can see your cheatsheet
I cheated my way through every exam in 4 years of university like this and nobody ever suspected a thing
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>>8822976
Couple weeks into calculus 1 now, doing well, already past the chain rule and beyond. Quotient rule was a joke. Product rule remains my specialty.
I ask my professor his thoughts on quantum mechanics and partial derivatives. He's impressed i know about the subject. We converse after class for some time, sharing mathematical insights; i can keep up. He tells me of great things ahead like series and laplacians. I tell him i already read about series on wikipedia. He is yet again impressed at my enthusiasm. What a joy it is to have your professor visibly brighten when he learns of your talents.
And now I sit here wondering what it must be like to be a brainlet, unable to engage your professor as an intellectual peer.
All of the deep conversations you people must miss out on because you aren't able to overcome the intellectual IQ barrier that stands in the way of your academic success... it's so sad.
My professor and I know each other on first name basis now, but i call him Dr. out of respect.
And yet here you brainlets sit, probably havent even made eye contact with yours out of fear that they will gauge your brainlet IQ levels.
A true shame, but just know it is because i was born special that i am special. I can't help being a genius, nor can my professor.
Two of a kind is two flocks in a bush.
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>>8823013
I'm in calculus 3 buddy. I don't consider my self very smart, but some more obscure formulas just have to be remembered.
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US National Commission on Forensic Science being abolished 2017-04-12 08:39:50 Post No.8822664
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US National Commission on Forensic Science being abolished
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>In a public statement first reported by the Washington Post, Sessions announced he would not renew the National Commission on Forensic Science, a group of scientists, judges, prosecutors, defense attorneys, and other experts tasked by the Obama administration in 2013 with raising standards for the use of forensic evidence in criminal proceedings.
https://thinkprogress.org/sessions-forensics-dc974a67ea38
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and that's a good thing
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>>8822666
Um... no it isn't?
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>>8822666
Your joking, right?
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how do i KNOW that i know?
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>>8822192
Consciousness is self-referential. How? I don't know.
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you have a true justified belief (and something else (gettier)) of your true justified belief (and something else)
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>>8822192
If you can teach it to others and they understand as you do