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So this is purely hypothetical, please ignore this thread FBI/NSA.
Let's see about the "perfect murder" and the possible science behind what could be done to catch the criminal at fault.
So it goes like this, you drive somewheres for 3 hours, it's middle of the night on a long dark country road. You spot a lone car driving towards you, he stops your car to ask directions or whatever. But he instead pulls a gun and fires. The gun never left his car so all casings are recoverable. He will continue to drive for 3 more hours away from his home to deposit the casings, say deep inns woods, buried and with a nearby weed transplanted over top. It was a completely random killing you did not know him and there are no witnesses of the event.
How could LE potentially locate and arrest your killer? He also stayed in state to prevent any sort of cross border tollbooth cams from filming him.
Will your murder be solved. Poc not related
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Source on pic? Bullet in the body is traceable to a purchase, no?
Tbh, it would be really hard to trace a murder like that (but what do I know?). One kill like this couldn't be traced, but serial killers always get caught eventually.
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>>9168354
No source, but I was assuming the gun is bought illegally, might be something for Feds there, potentially. If it's legally bought and used by said murderer then yeah, it would be an obvious route to him.
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guns play music that doesn't turn off when you fire them now
getting chopped up w/ axe would be cleaner
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>mfw I fell for the physics meme
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>>9168033
>tfw fell for the Applied Math and Computer Science meme
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>>9168033
Switch to compsci, discovered physics is a complete meme after first semester of hard work
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Only a meme if you're an autist
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https://youtu.be/bvim4rsNHkQ
Edited by musk himself. Longer version coming soon, hopefully
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Fuck Elon Musk
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>>9167490
This. Fuck white people
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>>9167464
>That Feelon Musk
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What do you want to invent, /sci/?
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a bf
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Anything that would give me enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life so I can focus on my useless but fun research
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>>9166859
An inventor.
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What is this math symbol called 2017-09-14 12:26:33 Post No.9166692
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What is this math symbol called
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Hey nerds,
How do I make mathematical vertical lines in MS Word eq-editor? (see pic)
>inb4 mocking me for using MS Word
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>using MS word instead of latex
wtf anon?
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>>9166701
i care about UI
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>>9166692
Mehmet my son you are a man now
You have to choose how to write math
1. Latex
2. Micropenis Word.
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Nobels are announced next month 2017-09-13 08:26:19 Post No.9166180
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Nobels are announced next month
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Make your predictions.
>Physiology or Medicine
>Chemistry
>Physics
>Economics (Optional)
>Literature (Optional)
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>>9166180
>>Literature (Optional)
some SJW shit by a child soldier or a stronk woman or a refugee
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>>9166180
>Alfr. NOBEL
>literally bailed on two fucking letters
Im glad I won't get any, zero respect for the Elders.
t. stronk gürl
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>Economics
>Nobel prize
>implying
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Know those screens people put on their cars so their kids don't get too hot from the sun? What if we were to put a giant one in front of the earth? Would it cause too much of a temperature shift and fuck up the climate?
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Thats what atmosphere does. It would be much hotter without one. If you put additional screen - it will become colder, dunno if it fits your definition of fucking up climate.
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>>9165233
>It would be much hotter without one
No
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Forbidden Science
The people controlling science and climate change messaging hate any solution that does not include suffering and reduction in economy. Stop bringing up any solution that doesn't fit the narrative.
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>some normies have sex
>out of the mix of their feel good fluids a piece of meat starts growing
>your consciousness is created out of the fuck we know where WITHOUT YOUR CONSENT and put in it
>now you're bound to this sphere filled with other pieces of meat trying to eat/kill/use you, disease, natural disasters and more plentiful suffering
HOW can /sci/ not believe in God? This is clearly the work of some cruel being.
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>>9170633
if god was real, none of this shit would happen
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>>9170633
I tip my fedora in your general direction, good sir!
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>>9170636
I'm not talking about a good God, just some creator in general.
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Is Mythbusters /sci/ approved? Who was the better host, Adam or Jamie?
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>>9170311
I'm not a white male and I think my IQ just shifted by -7 points.
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What has any white male ever contributed to society, anyway? That's right, nothing.
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How many joules of energy is in a single human thought?
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>>9170143
>a single human thought
define
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>>9170146
One word and/or an imagery of a single thing can't vary that much?
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About tree fiddy
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Could early age bilingualism increase someone's IQ? For example, a child that learned a second language by watching television at a young age (4 -
8). Would she or he have an IQ that is higher than what they would otherwise have (assuming all other factors, minus the acquisition of the second language, were the same)?
than if he didn't?
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>>9170142
>than if he didn't?
Phoneposting fucking me over again
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Bumo
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>implying anything will increase your IQ other than practicing the spatial reasoning and mathematics questions which modern IQ tests exclusively consist of
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>take a shot with the professor during office hours
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>>9170006
>Professor gives you a handjob during office hours
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>professor shows you nudes of his wife on his phone during office hours
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>>9170006
>Professor fucks you during office hours
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>born to insane parents, no formal education past age 10
>spend my entire adolescent years becoming one of the top warcraft 3 players in america
>make a bottom tier living off NEETbux and forex
>take iq test at psych last year
>145
>enroll in the local cc and smoke all my classes
>teach myself math through fourier analysis and algebra up to lie groups on the side
>transfer to big state U
>they tell me they won't let me take honors analysis/algebra and shoehorned me into the brainlet sequence
>even demonstrated proofs to a professor at the department who was impressed and tried to get me into the honors sequence and he said they made their decision and wouldn't let me
>it's all so easy, brainlet shit
>some upstart jewboy is in honors analysis at U chicago or something because his parents had a prestigious career and made all the 'right' moves while I possibly have a higher iq and mathematical aptitude yet fell through the cracks
I just want to say fuck you to everyone obsessed with prestige and credentialism.
This isn't fair.
I
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>>9169591
hit tab+enter while typing, sorry
anyway the end of the post was going to be
"I am dropping out and will just become a programmer brainlet. I can't stand the whorish obsession with prestige, that you must get started on from childhood, in a field that is supposed to be about pure merit."
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Is this you?
Couple weeks into calculus 1 now, doing well, already past the chain rule and beyond.
Quotient rule was a joke. Product rule remains my specialty.
I ask my professor his thoughts on quantum mechanics and partial derivatives. He's impressed i know about the subject. We converse after class for some time, sharing mathematical insights; i can keep up.
He tells me of great things ahead like series and laplacians. I tell him i already read about series on wikipedia. He is yet again impressed at my enthusiasm. What a joy it is to have your professor visibly brighten when he learns of your talents.
And now I sit here wondering what it must be like to be a brainlet, unable to engage your professor as an intellectual peer.
All of the deep conversations you people must miss out on because you aren't able to overcome the intellectual IQ barrier that stands in the way of your academic success... it's so sad.
My professor and I know each other on first name basis now, but i call him Dr. out of respect.
And yet here you brainlets sit, probably havent even made eye contact with yours out of fear that they will gauge your brainlet IQ levels.
A true shame, but just know it is because i was born special that i am special. I can't help being a genius, nor can my professor.
Two of a kind is two flocks in a bush.
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>be me
>sitting in lecture
>I'm not taking notes
>female sitting next to me looks at me puzzled
>"sheeeit why aren't you taking notes?"
>I respond:
>"I don't need to take notes."
>Her eyes light up in awe
>"Wow, you must be pretty smart, senpai!"
Any of you ever had moments that made you feel like an intellectual badass?
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She was making fun of you
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>>9169156
yep, sorry buddy
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>>9169156
Spotted the r9k bot... Get help man. lmao
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I started out with Excel in early school classes, but lol only babies use Excel, so I learned Matlab and used Matlab for higher level classes.
Got my first 'real' job this week as an intern at what I can only describe as a well funded inventors laboratory working on a design for a new hydraulic lifter.
'Here's your login for your free copy of Office 2016. We use Excel here'
What the fuck? This isn't like I was told at all!
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Here's a handy rule of thumb: If you have to use Excel at work, you're working a brainlet job.
Also, Excel has nothing to do with /sci/ence.
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>>9168135
I just started work for these guys
http://halllabs.com
Not sure what you qualify as 'brainlet' and learning and using Matlab has been a mainstay of /sci/ threads for generations going back to the stone age when we accessed the internet by campfire
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>>9168135
Excel is very useful if you know it well. It's essentially a high level programming language. It is also a lot faster to build a project and do general work than something like MATLAB. Spending excess time doing something in MATLAB when it can easily be done in Excel is just dumb. Ideally, more intensive work that needs to be calculated quickly would be done in MATLAB and even more intensive work would be programmed from the ground up in C++ or something.