>graduate with an associate's degree in computer science
>still don't know how to program or write code
>Zhang did all the programming while I did the presentations and reports
Who /brainlet/ here?
>graduate
>associates degree
>>9099221
It's called a diploma here
>>9099196
all good dude, just try
most entry level jobs expect that you are shit anyway, youll learn on the job
surprised though, nothing?
Only reason I learned in my CS classes was because I wanted to be better than everyone else in the course. I was, except this one fag whose been writing code since he was 10 on thinkpad running gentoo.
WHICH ONE OF YOU FAGGOTS WAS IT
I wrote my rigid body mechanics final today. I don't feel very good about it, even though this is the second time I took the class. Of the questions, I'm only confident about one of them. Two others I'm afraid I made a calculation error, and the last one I know I completely fucked up.
I spent too much time studying for differential equations (yesterday, went well) and circuit analysis (tomorrow morning).
I may never be an engineer at this rate.
>>9099082
What types of questions appeared on your exam? Can you restate some problems? I'm mostly curious what rigid body dynamics is about for I have no clue
>>9099105
Physics problems with moving bodies rather than point masses. Pendulums, gears, that sort of thing.
One problem was:
Pendulum AB (a 2kg, .2m ball attached to a 1kg, 1m arm) swings 90° down from a horizontal position and strikes hanging sphere C (5kg, 1.2m) with a coefficient of restitution of 0.5. What is the angular velocity of each in the instant after impact, and how high will the pendulum swing back up?
>>9099115
Thank you anon for answering. I'm happy for you being able to attend such classes, I wish I could too. I hope you pass the exam.
I've come to known some dudes that have some odd fascination with Tesla.
They repeatedly tell me that "gravity does not exist" and, when I ask them about it, they post these pictures.
What does /sci/ think of this?
I'm looking for a word/notion;
"I am worried that if I tell my psychotherapist depression runs in my family she'll coin it with my drug abuse yada yada and consider the possibility that I'm depressed. If she tells my I might be depressed I may get depressed because of the whole talk about it and the acceptance speech she'll give me."
How is that called? I can't explain it better.
placebo effect I suppose
>>9098987
>I may get depressed because of the whole talk about it and the acceptance speech she'll give me.
>How is that called?
Being a little bitch sounds about right.
>>9098987
I think this is my problem actually. For years I've had constant brain fog, low motivation, fatigue, etc. Every doctor I've been to has diagnosed me with depression/ anxiety and put me on antidepressants. I've been on Lexapro, Prozac, Zoloft, Paxil, Effexor, Fetzima, Viibryd, and Wellbutrin and don't feel any different. The thing about those drugs is they don't make you happier unless you're depressed. I've recently come to the conclusion that I don't have a chemical imbalance and maybe I just think I'm depressed because everyone tells me I am.
I think I probably have some physical problem, like Chronic Fatigue Syndrome which sounds more like my symptoms, and just need some modafinil/ low dose ADHD meds, but it's hard to get doctors to consider any differential diagnosis when the antidepressant reps are buying them dinners and cruises and shit.
I'm 19 years old. Graduated from high school last year. Since graduation I've started up my own blue collar business. Alright so here's the deal, lately I've been considering trying to get into an ivy league school later down the road and I'm unsure if there is any possibility of being accepted. In high school I skipped and didn't do well my freshman and sophomore year and then I switched to an alternative school for the last two years and made good grades. I never took the SAT. Then I took two business classes just because we were able to get a ton of financial aid so I figured why not since it might help with starting a business but I didn't participate in the assignments and I failed the classes. Now I'm building up my business and making decent money and have not gone back to school since. I want to save up for a couple years and fund myself going to an ivy league school to get a degree in some sort of STEM field. Is there any way I would ever be admitted and if so, what are the steps I need to take to get there?
Ivies don't let in students who don't know how to read.
>Reminder: /sci/ is for discussing topics pertaining to science and mathematics, not for helping you with your homework or helping you figure out your career path.
>If you want advice regarding college/university or your career path, go to /adv/ - Advice.
Bra total retard myself I'd say your chances at undergrad are no. Try to get into the best school you can for undergrad and do the best you can and then go to the best school you can for masters and you might have a slim chance of going for phd but in my retarded opinion, unless you're a romantic underdog or a legacy, by the time you are good enough for a school like that you'll be good enough to not need it. Like y'know Bill Gates dropped out of Harvard because he literally didn't need it
You have a 0% chance of an Ivy League undergraduate acceptance. Go to the best/most affordable state school you can and get good grades, do research, and build a good rapport with your professors. Think big fish small pond. Getting into and Ivy grad school at this point will be exceedingly difficult, but not impossible. Some accept 4 students a year , you're competing with the crime of the crop of the entire world . Don't go to an unfunded phd , if you're already in debt then you don't want to take on more . Hey I to the best program you can, even a bad one will probably open up opportunities if you really put your nose to the grindstone .
>Source: I go to Harvard
combinatorics edition
>>9098951
I remember using Pascal's triangle to answer a math question in high school. Got an A in that question too.
Threadly reminder to work with physicists.
How do I get good at graphing equations? I'm prepping for the Oxford interview, and they often ask you to graph unusual functions and discuss their behavior.
Here are some example problems:
#1: Sketch y = 1/x^3 + x
#2: Sketch |y|^(1/2) = 1 - |x|^(1/2)
And then they might ask you to describe how the graph of #2 changes as the exponent varies (e.g. "what would it look like if it were 1/3 instead of 1/2?")
How do I get good at identifying the behavior of and being able to graph any function thrown at me?
Bonus: More specifically, how do I learn how to graph equations with operations on the y? What can I do that will make me be able to sketch something like tan(y) = x^2
ayyyy boy
I got a nice lil problem for ya here
I'm trying to compute https://projecteuler.net/problem=572
and i did a naive solution just to grasp the problem (pic related). Now I am going to try to optimize it. I'm planning on limiting the space of potential matrices by using the fact that for an idempotent matrix A, tr(A) = rank(A), and since the rank(A) is between 0 and 3, I would solve the diophantine equation x11+x22+x33 = [0,3], thus limiting my potential solution pool.
Any other ideas?
>other ideas
write them out by hand
>>9098918
Rank can't be three unless the matrix is the identity. The matrix is singular or the identity.
>>9098918
>https://projecteuler.net/problem=572
I would just look at how other people solved it. If you don't know already, their solutions will teach you.
>Say something even remotely technical, scientific, or mathematical
>Haha dude, I have nooooo idea what you just said, haha
Why is this a trope on TV? Why don't they just say "Sorry I don't know what you're talking about" and feel ashamed of it? Why do they instead make it into a joke where they laugh at themselves and take it as a point of pride?
putting dumb people on TV in a way relieves viewers of the burden of trying to be intelligent. It normalizes brainlethood. You already knew the answer.
He's laughing because he knows he's the one who'll get laid tonight.
>>9098924
>He's laughing because he knows he's the one who'll get laid tonight.
Yeah, because women as a whole tend to only care about arbitrary qualities that don't indicate much at all about the quality of a mate.
Physics fags, why is this true? The part after the first full stop.
Inverse square law.
>>9098325
>why is the inverse square law true
Do a derivation m8.
It also applies to the flux from a radioactive source, but that's because of the solid angle.
>>9098333
I didn't know there was something called the inverse square law.
what does /sci/ think of brainhq? Lots of the exercises are really frustrating
>>>/wsg/1823407
vid related
>>>/wsg/1823431
posting more exercises
So they say this system is a "one-pole" digital filter. However, when I tried to write the transfer function I got
H(z) = a0 * z / (z - b1)
So the transfer function has one pole at b1, and one zero at 0, right?? Why is this a "one-pole" filter then, and not a "one-pole one-zero" filter?
Also, why do they write transfer functions of continuous systems as rational functions of "s", but for discrete systems they use rational functions of "z^-1"... wtf? Why don't they use "z" for discrete systems too?
>>9097496
>So the transfer function has one pole at b1, and one zero at 0, right?
Yes.
>Why is this a "one-pole" filter then, and not a "one-pole one-zero" filter?
Commonly you'd say that the order of the filter is 1. In any case, it doesn't really matter since the order of the numerator and denominator polynomials are equal after simplifying.
>Also, why do they write transfer functions of continuous systems as rational functions of "s", but for discrete systems they use rational functions of "z^-1"?
It's to distinguish the transforms used. Discrete systems use the Z-transform, whereas continuous systems use Laplace transform, which uses s. This saves some headache when you notice that you can find a function that maps one plane to another. This is sometimes used when you have a readily designed continuous filter, and want a discrete version of it, so you just "go from s-plane to z-plane" using bilinear mapping or a similar method. Study the stability areas and relation to Fourier transform to get some insight on how s and z relate.
>>9097496
>Also, why do they write transfer functions of continuous systems as rational functions of "s", but for discrete systems they use rational functions of "z^-1"... wtf? Why don't they use "z" for discrete systems too?
In addition to >>9097752 the discrete transfer function in z^-1 comes naturally after aplying the Z-Transform to sampled functions. Transfer functions in z^-1 also allow you to readily convert a discrete transfer function to a difference equation, in the same manner you get a differential equation from a continous transfer function.
>Transfer functions in z^-1 also allow you to readily convert a discrete transfer function to a difference equation, in the same manner you get a differential equation from a continous transfer function.
But isn't this true for the continuous case as well?
I mean, we write H(s) = 1 / (1 + s)
instead of H(s) = s^-1 / (s^-1 + 1).
Why is it better to use s instead of s^-1 in the continuous case, if z^-1 is preferred in the discrete case? To me they look pretty similar; i.e. integrator = s^-1, delay = z^-1
Yet for some reason the literature uses s for continuous transfer functions, and z^-1 for discrete ones as the "canonical" form...
I'm looking for a textbook on applied category theory, any recommendations?
>applied category theory
say no more
>>9097359
I tried getting into category theory, but my math knowledge might be too low for it. Either try David Spivak's Category theory for the Sciences or Milewski's blog/video lecutre series for programmers (don't know any other references that aren't just for math in some way). If your definition of "applied" is a little more lax, try Algebra Chapter 0. It applies category theory to abstract algebra.
>>9097359
conceptual mathematics a first introduction to categories 2nd
https://www.bloomberg.com/features/2017-lyft-parking-experiment/
no matter which way i look at this, mathematically it cannot work for the company? aren't they out of pocket $5k?
disregard the morally corrupt nature of this wealth distribution system.. please take a look, I'm tired and i want to die.
>>9097313
so what if they are? They spend a little money for a less congested parking lot and to feel good about an environmental deed
literally what?
>>9097313
What are you talking about? They're making more money by charging for parking.
Is the main reason why chaotic systems are so difficult to analyse that it is next to impossible to develop an intuition and for that matter any mathematical systems at all to accurately and efficiently model systems of multiple variables?
I.e, the weather is likely affected by some laughably large number of both distinct and interdependent variables, and is hence chaotic because analyzing multidimensional systems is next to impossible in practice.
If there one day suddenly was some breakthrough permitting easy analysis of multi-dimensional functions, would it in theory be possible to predict the weather hundreds of days in advance?
>>9097275
i dont think so because you need all the data, all the input causes to do that and you dont have it.
but look up variational bayesian methods. geoff hintons late 80s/early 90s papers on EM, autoencoders and free energy minimisation.
also tomasso poggios regularization.
>>9097275
If you can reasonably know most of the important parameters of the system you might be able to make somewhat accurate predictions with computational methods rather than mathematical ones. ABM, perhaps
No. Number of variables doesn't much matter, there are multivariable systems we can predict well and single variable systems that are chaotic.
Chaotic systems are fully deterministic so in principle you can use them to make accurate predictions but they are characterized by exponentially fast divergence of initially infinitesimally close trajectories, ie small changes in initial conditions very quickly make a huge difference.
Even if you had a complete multivariable model and unlimited computing power the weather is chaotic. The model's predictions from temperature=30 would be completely different to temperature=30.000001 after a few days. That's why weather forecasting sucks.
>one day suddenly was some breakthrough
To be useful for predictions the breakthrough would have to be in data measurement. But as the time the predictions are accurate for increases linearly the required data precision increases exponentially so there's not much hope for future 100 day accurate weather forecasts anyway.
Can you redeem yourself if you fucked up your undergrad in a Masters program?
>>9097227
I don't know, but certainly I'm going to apply.
>>9097229
>fucked up my trip
>>9097227
learn better fucking grammar maybe.