ITT: We stop being ironic
Some times you need to get out of your head to keep yourself healthy. So here we will have a casual conversation free of irony or being ironic or unironic. I will start.
How was your day today anon?
Well, it's still going on. It's 11:22 in my time, so I can't give a full summary of the day just yet. I've been working on a method to "peek" through the veil of time (a construct of the Greys) and gather information regarding the near future, but have so far only succeeded in drawing the Grey's attention. I feel VERY close to a breakthrough, but have yet to discover the proper combination....
I will need some time(haha.).
My day was ironic, thanks for asking. I don't know how to say this unironically, though.
Suppose I were to be ironic, though, or as you call it, "unironic", I would answer: "My day was fine.". (Un)fortunately, I will perceive your post to be unironic, because that's what you wanted me to perceive it as. Whether you were really being ironic or not is irrelevant to me.
Of course the real irony here is, that this entire post is ironic because I (un)knowingly perceived your post to be ironic to at least to some extent. But that cannot be helped. That I never can get over. If I could, I would not be depressed all the time.
my face when i'm literally never ironic on this board anymore
I think that's the spirit. Just laugh at the absurdity of it all. Even though there really isn't anything funny about it. Why do I want to stop being ironic anyway? I think that may not even be the problem.
So, do you know why do we defend? Why do we shield the information that we ourselves are broadcasting in the first place?
It's like... if I were to be completely sincere, it'd be like letting that gigantic high heeled boot step on me and crush me while I'm laying on the ground helpless. But I just can't bring myself to allow it.
I feel bad (ironically, I actually feel great)
so you see I just said something ironic and then said the truth so even though I inteded to be ironic I ended up being unironic. That is ironic