snek court is now in session

ass

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I don't FUCKING get it. Why the FUCK is there a snake in a court?

Silence in the court room fuckers

>>4111534
lol you are being held in contemp of snek court

Objection!

DON'T TREAD ON ME

>>4111555
well tripled
>>4111544
>>4111533
nice dubs

haha can you le imagine, an le actual snek running an le actual court.....................

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Most honorable lord sir hissington please I ask for a ruling this 3D rekt my shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bvq07KBfhnQ

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What are the charges honorable snek judge?

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SNEK COURT IS NOW ADJOURNED

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lol

To be, or not to be: that is the question: whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take arms against a sea of troubles, and by opposing end them? To die: to sleep; no more; and, by a sleep to say we end the heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks that flesh is heir to, 'tis a consummation devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep; to sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub; for in that sleep of death what dreams may come when we have shuffled off this mortal coil, must give us pause. There's the respect that makes calamity of so long a life; for who would bear the whips and scorns of time, the oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely, the pangs of dispriz'd love, the law's delay, the insolence of office, and the spurns that patient merit of the unworthy takes, when he himself might his quietus make with a bare bodkin? Who would fardels bear, to grunt and sweat under a weary life, but that the dread of something after death, the undiscover'd country from whose bourn no traveller returns, puzzles the will, and makes us rather bear those ills we have, than fly to others that we know not of? Thus consience doth make cowards of us all; and thus the native hue of resolution is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought, and enterprises of great pith and moment with this regard their currents turn awry, and lose the name of action.

can i bring a case to trial, honorable Sir Hissington?

>>4111532
he's guilt snake hiss

>>4113377
nice dubs

>>4113376
you may prossssssseed

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Z0zz13
Lol

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>>4111550
Sick 3 2 1 if you ignore the 4

guilty. snake his ass

SNAKE HIS ASS RIGHT NOW I DEMAND JUSTISSSSSSS

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I don't FUGGING get it. Why the FUG is there a snake in a court?

>>4113916
you need to relax bub

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LOL

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I DON'T FUGGING GET IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY THE FUG IS THERE A SNEK IN A COURT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????

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WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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SNEK........IN........COURT?!?!?!??!?????????????????????????????????????????

>>4114006
>>4113995
>>4114006
lololollololilililililolollolololololololol9l9l

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>>4111532
I need to know if people like this meme I made

>>4114054
good meme

>>4114054
good meme :)

>>4112596
I'm not reeding all taht ! Goback 2 scool, teacH.

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Excuse me your honer but can we get a new jury? This one is fucking insane.

>>4114332
Yes,I agree to step down and let lilligator take over.

>>4114348
Excuse me,I meant litigator.

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Judge, how do you rule on this meme?

First order of business. I want a zebra.

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>>4111611
lol
>>4111655
lol
>>4114300
lol
>>4114322
lol
>>4114366
lol
>>4114377
lol
>>4114400
lol

HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

>>4111532
Dont tread on usssss

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>4114411
>114411
nice

As someone with mild autism (Aspergers, but same spectrum)... Why the fucking fuck do people think autism makes you slow witted? It basically just hinders your social function. In fact, people with autism are ahead academically until about high school, because while their social/empathetic centers are less developed, they compensate by developing their academic and mathematical centers way WAY faster. And most of the time, with a bit of therapy and conditioning, those with Autism can be completely normal, if maybe a bit weird and a bit of a dick sometimes.

>>4114422
nice dubs
Let's hope the non-autists will patiently continue with the therapy and follow us.

Watch this snek roll quads

>>4114431
re roll

snek Rool

>>4114441
This is how a snek roles

why is snek in court again?

>>4114489
>>4111669

>>4111532
I object to this thread.
.
.
.I'll see myself out

>>4114433
lol

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i want to cuddle with snek.

>>4114786
pls don't post short fat snakes. I'm not in the mood for this behavior.

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>>4116028
have a brik snek instead

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I don't FUGGING get it. Why the FUG is there a snek in a court?

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>>4116422
lolita


Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

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lol

>>4116556
offbyone
this is redundant sh*t

>>4111532
lol could u imagine a SNEK in a COURT ahahaha i cant even imagine such a thing

HE IS GUILTY SNAKE HIS ASS

SNAKE HIS ASS RIGHT NOW I DEMAND JUSTISSSS

>>4116587
Fore!

lol snek court

>>4116021
ur honor can i approach the snek?

*glomps*

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>>4116386
>>4114007
>>4114006
>>4113995
>>4113916
dumb frogposters

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>>4111532
lol

I plead not guilty by reasons of autism

>>4111532
dubs

loll

hiss hiss lal

Your fortune: Bad Luck

Lel

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

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>>4112596
nice 96
>reverse 69
>I need to read more to become notably better at wrighting to quit bonsai [spoier]feed[/spoiler]

As someone with mild autism (Aspergers, but same spectrum)... Why the fucking fuck do people think autism makes you slow witted? It basically just hinders your social function. In fact, people with autism are ahead academically until about high school, because while their social/empathetic centers are less developed, they compensate by developing their academic and mathematical centers way WAY faster. And most of the time, with a bit of therapy and conditioning, those with Dallas can be completely normal, if maybe a bit weird and a bit of a dick sometimes.
>not slower or quicker just lighter or deeper
>Texas, lol

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>4118216
>>4118226
who are you quoting?

>>4118699

checked

>>4118755
lol

my wife left me and i have stage 3 cancer

>>4116607
lol

>>4114848
this tbh

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lol

<sent from my SAMSUNG smartphone>

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lol

<sent from my SAMSUNG smartphone>

lel

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autobiography

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I don't FUGGING get it. Why the FUG is there a snake in a court and why is this guy LOLING here?

>>4119333
>>4117188
>>4116422
>>4114433
Not checking dubs and trips is a crime

>>4121488
good dubs checking dubs

>>4121488
I find the defendant guilty
*slams gavel*
Now we just need to find out who the defendant is

lol?

>>4121577
>dubs
lol

>>4121385
Stupid frog poster would never get it anyway

lol

modsss plss sssticky lol

imagine if there where and actual snek running a court, now that would be absurd wouldn't it? i think it would, Bill

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lol

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>>4121801

>>4122099
dubs
lol

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>>4122125
dumb frogposter

>>4122099
good neines

>>4122125
bailiff, remove this dumb frogposter from my court

>>4111532
lol

lol how preposterous imagine an actual snake in court how would it bang the gavel haha it works on so many levels, genius stuff OP

lol snek eats frog

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I don't FUGGING get it. Why the FUG is there a snek in a court
and why is this guy LOL'ing here
and where this baby come from

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>>4123873
try not to think about it 2 hard

it is some advansed leval stuff
i have been here 4 12 years and still struggle with these concpts

>>4123866
Nice doubles lol

lol could u imagine

>>4124233
nice digits

Sir Judge Hissington please! This is asburd!

_o/

tfw you made the hottest meme on [s4s] for a friend and everyone loved it because everyone is your friend

its a good feel
sorry typo i meant "lol"

>>4111534
its snek court, youre free to go

>>4118755
lol

>>4121385
it's a big meme for you

GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY!

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the defendant

>>4126042
check my 8

no fair i am being tried in abssssssentia lol

Your fortune: Godly Luck

lel

>>4121385
just another piece of shit meme by an ugly lonely lanky awkward loser. nothing to see here. let him do his thing. i suppose a moderator just felt bad for the faggot.

Your Honor, Hissss innocent!

>>4113995
One more outburst like that and i'll hold you in-contempt for snek court

Objection most of the court has just been a laughing fest

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I object, don't mind the fact that the fucking jury is everything but sneks what the duck are we in court for?

zozzle

bumping this gem

>>4128557
how do you bump a sticky i want to know

>>4128562
replying to it without "sage" in the options field.

stickies are ordered by last bump, so bumping a sticky will bring it to the top of the stickies list. so if there's more than one sticky, bumping a sticky has a tangible effect.

>>4128573
why r u talking about fruit?

>>4126042
hissssss................ssssss.................

Talkingg abot mEames??? Haha noooeoooooo INTRODUCING not pipes plizee ahhahahh boooolpo
*drinks chcolaDeee*
Lolll you think U can memeee???
4U4U4Ubhahaha BaNE??? Loolll IM CiA alaahahh 4U4U
U U U U where the fresh meeaes at????
*piffs Ice Age The Meltdown* hahahhahahh lolll snek plis stickey my mom hahahhaha (:^^^^^^^DDDDdDdDdDDddD)
Im BeHiND 420 proxies ahhahahah loollll *piff* wew lad wewwww BURChASe FROGE kekekekkek
TfW >>>> that face *mfw tfw* know your feel bR0 hahahhahahahgggagg myface when myface hahahahahah
>shrektxting hahah
gb2 reddit plox :DDdDD
Installe ganoo gentooo AYyYyyy DAE le free Botnet???? Hahahahahajbleool

>>4128747
lol

>>4128747
who r u quoting????

>>4128922
>>4128811
>>4128766
>>4126700
>>4125899
>>4125711
>>4124455
>>4122655
dubz

zozzle

i don't understand why this is stickied

now that it's stickied i don't have to bump it

the entire reason to be for snek court has been overturned by this single action

>>4128955
lol dubs

>>4111532
coasting in sticky that started it all :^)

hiss hiss

huss puss

>>4111534
Bailiff, please remove this frog from the courtroom.

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>>4129197
yes your honor
>>4111534
youre coming with me

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>>4111534
>thread stickied

>>4129197
>>4129208
How does all that karma taste, dumb frogposter?

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>4129222
tastes like trips


Your fortune: Bad Luck

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i hope u all like my snek

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>>4122121

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>>4129208
o fug , my frog friendo O.O

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#privilege

Your privilege: A reserved parking space

#fortune

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

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>>4129358
i must help my frog friendo, but how can i help when i am a mere frog........

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>>4129364
hmm perhaps i have an idea , an idea to free my frog friendo from unfriendly forces

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>>4129367
hmmmmmmm

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I GOT IT

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>>4129369

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>>4129370

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>>4129373

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>>4129375
well that accomplished nothing

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>>4129369
>>4129370
>>4129373
>>4129375
The machine is nuts again

hisssssssssssssssssssssssss

GUILTY! SNAKE HIS ASS RIGHT NOW!!

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sssss

Greetings snek

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Sorry, It's too late for snek?

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This thread is certified RARE PEPE CENTRAL

pic related me saving all the rare pepes in this itt

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>>4129356
lol so tsun

hiss hiss

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hi8s

>>4129622
dubs lol

Your fortune: Average Luck

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SNEK COURT IS NOW ADJOURNED

>>4130043
Lol objection