One thing I ask from the kek, this only do I seek: that I may dwell in the house of the kek all the days of my life, to gaze on the beauty of the kek and to seek him in his temple. Trust in the kek with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding; in all your ways submit to kek, and kek will make your paths straight. kek is our refuge and strength, an ever-present help in trouble. Therefore we will not fear, though the earth give way and the mountains fall into the heart of the sea, though its waters roar and foam and the mountains quake with their surging. kek will rise again
Do you not know? Have you not heard? kek is the everlasting God, the Creator of the ends of [s4s]. He will not grow tired or weary, and his understanding no one can fathom. He gives strength to the weary and increases the power of the weak. Even youths grow tired and weary, and young men stumble and fall; but those who hope in kek will renew their strength. They will soar on wings like eagles; they will run and not grow weary, they will walk and not be faint.
Greater love has no one than this: to lay down one’s lels for one’s keks.
All this I have told you so that you will not fall away. They will put you out of the board; in fact, the time is coming when anyone who prunes you will think they are offering a service to kek. They will do such things because they have not known the kek or lel. I have told you this, so that when their time comes you will remember that I warned you about them. I did not tell you this from the beginning because I was with you, but now I am going to him who sent me. None of you asks me, ‘Where are you going?’ Rather, you are filled with grief because I have said these things. But very truly I tell you, it is for your good that I am going away. Unless I go away, the kek will not come to you; but if I go, I will send kek to you. When kek comes, he will prove the world to be in the wrong about sin and righteousness and judgment: about sin, because people do not believe in me; about righteousness, because I am going to the kek, where you can see me no longer; and about judgment, because the figs of this world now stand condemned. “I have much more to say to you, more than you can now bear. But when he, the Spirit of kek, comes, he will guide you into all the kek. He will not speak on his own; he will speak only what he hears, and he will tell you what is yet to come. He will glorify lels because it is from lel that he will receive what he will make known to you. All that belongs to the kek is lel. That is why I said the Spirit will receive from lel what he will make known to you.”
In a little while you will see kek no more, and then after a little while you will see kek.
swaglord, the hour has come. Glorify your kek, so that your kek may glorify you. For you granted him authority over all figs that he might give eternal lels to all those you have given him. Now this is eternal lel: that they know you, the only true God, and topkek, whom you have sent. I have brought you glory on [s4s] by finishing the work you gave me to do. And now, swaglord, glorify me in your presence with the glory I had with you before the board began.
My prayer is not for kek alone. I pray also for those who will believe in kek through their message, that all figs may be one, swaglord, just as you kek in me and I kek in you. May they also kek in us so that the board may believe that you have sent me. I have given them the glory that you gave me, that they may be kek as we are lel— kek in them and you in kek—so that they may be brought to complete unity. Then the board will know that you sent me and have loved them even as you have loved kek.
swaglord, I want those you have given kek to be with kek where kek is, and to see his glory, the glory you have given kek because you loved kek before the creation of the board.
Righteous swaglord, though the board does not know you, I know you, and they know that you have sent kek. kek has made you known to them, and will continue to make you known in order that the love you have for kek may be in them and that kek himself may be in them.
When he had finished kekking, kek left with his disciples and crossed the lelington Valley. On the other side there was a garden, and kek and his disciples went into it. Now mot, who betrayed him, knew the place, because kek had often met there with his disciples. So mot came to the garden, guiding a detachment of moderators and some janitors from the other boards. They were carrying bans, warnings and bump limits. kek, knowing all that was going to happen to him, went out and asked them, “Who is it you want?” “eti topkek,” they replied. “I am he,” kek said. (And mot the traitor was standing there with them.) When kek said, “I am he,” they drew back and fell to the ground. Again kek asked them, “Who is it you want?”“eti topkek,” they said. kek answered, “I told you that I am he. If you are looking for me, then let these figs go.” This happened so that the words kek had spoken would be fulfilled: “I have not lost one of those you gave me.”
Potlel's first denial
Potlel and another disciple were following kek. Because this disciple was known to the high priest, he went with kek into the high priest’s courtyard, but Potlel had to wait outside at the door. The other disciple, who was known to the high priest, came back, spoke to the global admin on duty there and brought Potlel in. “You aren’t one of this man’s disciples too, are you?” he asked Potlel. He replied, “I am not.” It was cold, and the janitors and moderators stood around a board they had made to keep warm. Potlel also was standing with them, warming himself.
The Purple Palm Tree Man questions kek
Meanwhile, the Purple Palm Tree Man questioned kek about his disciples and his teaching. “I have spoken openly to the board,” kek replied. “I always taught in threads or at the sticky, where all the keks come together. I said nothing in secret. Why question me? Ask those who heard me. Surely they know what I said.” When kek said this, one of the janitors nearby slapped him in the face. “Is this the way you answer the Purple Palm Tree Man?” he demanded. “If I said something wrong,” kek replied, “testify as to what is wrong. But if I spoke the truth, why did you strike me?”
Potlel's second denial
Meanwhile, Potlel was still standing there warming himself. So they asked him, “You aren’t one of his disciples too, are you?” He denied it, saying, “I am not.” One of the global moderator servants, a relative of the man whose ear Potlel had cut off, challenged him, “Didn’t I see you with him in the sticky?” Again Potlel denied it, and at that moment a rooster began to lel.
I am the way and the lol and lel. No one comes to the kek except through kek.
And we know that in all things kek works for the good of those who love kek, who have been called according to kek's purpose.
What, then, shall we say in response to these things? If kek is for us, who can be against us?
Because of kek's great love we are not consumed, for his keks never fail. They are new every morning; great is your faithfulness.
and receive from kek anything we ask, because we keep his commands and do what pleases kek.
A constant force, acting on a particle of mass m, will produce a constant acceleration a. Let us choose the x-axis to be in the common direction of F and a. What is the work done by this force on the particle in causing a displacement x? We have, for constant acceleration, the relations a = ( V - v ) / t and x = ½ ( V + v ) t. Here v is the particle's speed at t = 0 and V is its speed at time t. The the work done is W = F x = m a x = m ( ( V - v ) / t ) ( ½ ( V + v ) ) t = ½ m V2 - ½ m v2. We call one-half the product of the mass of a body and the square of its speed the kinetic energy of the body. If we represent kinetic energy by the symbol K, then K = ½ m v2. We may then state the above equation in this way: The work done by the resultant force acting on a particle is equal to the change in the kinetic energy of the particle.
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Everyone who believes that kek is the lel is born of kek, and everyone who loves the kek loves his lel as well.
When lel and kek are united, leek will ensue.
kek, maybe there is hope after all...
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I kek. For I am sure that neither bans nor warns, nor mods nor admins, nor memes present nor memes to come, nor 4chan passes, nor top nor bottom, nor anything else in all [s4s], will be able to separate us from the love in our kek.
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I don't want to seem like a bother, as I understand that you're very busy crafting hundreds of quality™ posts such as the one I am replying to, but this is a matter more important than posts. It's a matter of life and death.
Here on [s4s], it is the most important rule of all that repeating digits much be checked and kek'd, that is why I am contacting you. I am here to check and kek your repeating digits for it is a matter of religious importance
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