WHO /SUPER SMART EVIL MASTERMIND/ HERE?
I HAVE BEEN SHAMELESSLY IMPLANTING IDEAS INTO THIS BOARD'S HEAD FOR YEARS. MY INDOCTRINATION IS ON A GRAND SCALE, AND THE SIGNS OF MY ELABORATE BRAINWASHING TECHNIQUES HAVE STARTED TO MANIFEST THEMSELVES. MY METHODS BARE FRUIT ACROSS THE BOARD, ANYWHERE I USE THEM. THE MODS CAN SEE WHAT I'M DOING, AND THEY'RE JUST SITTING BACK, WATCHING YOU ALL GO UP IN FLAMES. THE LEVEL OF INDOCTRINATION I'VE SUBJECTED ALL OF YOU TO IS UNIMAGINABLE. I ONLY HOPE THAT GOD SAVES YOU ALL NOW, BECAUSE I CERTAINLY WILL SPARE YOU NO MERCY
Sounds pretty desperate. Hope you get better, boy.
I AM MORE HYDRATED THAN ANYONE, EVER. YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME? THAT JUST PROVES THAT YOU'VE ALREADY DRUNK MY KOOL AID, PLEB. IT'S HUMOROUS THAT YOU GOT TRIPS, BECAUSE YOU'RE ON A "TRIP" STRAIGHT TO HELL MY FRIEND. YOU TELLING ME TO STAY HYDRATED????????? HAHAHA. THIS IS PRICELESS. IF YOU ONLY KNEW YOUR FATE...
You really think it was YOU who have been implanting ideas into the heads of everyone on this board? You really think it was YOUR idea to do this, and not you succumbing to MY implicit suggestions to do such things? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! This is delightful! Every post you have made on this board, ESPECIALLY this OP you goad around, has been entirely orchestrated and completely pre-planned by my fiendish will.
You are my puppet. I simply don't have the time to control this meager, pissant board, so I've effortlessly directed you to be my intermediary in this task.
You are nothing. You may have a significance higher than these pawns, as you are the one I've chosen to control these pawns, but you are still meaningless and insignificant: perhaps like that silly horse that jumps in an L shape across the board, while I am the King, Queen, Rook and Bishop COMBINED.
Another hapless victim!
Fool! You think you have your own will, don't you?
This is hilarious!