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2016-01-14 03:16:42 Post No. 4081533
Post No. 4081533
Congratulations. You made a post on the internet containing your opinion. You called something "shit" and you used all the good adverbs like "really" and "fuckin". You've successfully integrated your identity with the world-at-large by contributing a portion of yourself to the meta-database. You are now a divine being. Your thoughts will remain throughout all of future history. There will be museum exhibits of your posts. 4th dimensional historians will debate the metaphysical implications of your ironic shitposting. You have achieved satori, and your bandwidth is a sacred fountain.
That is, until the great electro-purge of 2032, where all of earth's servers get eviscerated by EMPs, and any and every attempt at immortal identity via electronic circuits gets flushed into the abyss.
You were nothing. You are nothing. You will be nothing.